Line #61 WMG/MeanGirls


1	WildMassGuessing for ''Film/MeanGirls''.
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3	[[WMG: Karen is going to be a teen mom.]]
4	She sleeps around but she's really clue-and careless, so it would be no surprise. And because she's ignorant About how to raise a child properly, her kid is probably going to end up like [[SpoiledBrat Regina]], making Karen a second Mrs. George.
5	[[WMG: Gretchen is a TeenGenius.]]
6	Gretchen joins the Cool Asians at the end, and is shown sucking up to them in broken Vietnamese. What does it say about her intelligence that she is capable of learning another language at a conversational level on her own, in high school, as a social activity?
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8	This may also explain some of her disillusionment with the Plastics, and in turn, why she was targeted by Cady, Janis and Damian to break up the clique -- she might have been upset with having to hang around with people like [[DumbBlonde Karen]] and [[BookDumb Regina]] in order to be popular. And not for nothing, but she was the only [[BrainyBrunette brunette]] in the group.
9	* Apparently that "Vietnamese" she was speaking was really just gibberish.
10	** InUniverse? Or merely as performed?
11	*** In universe, one of the girls says "what?" in confusion, which does indicate that she was speaking nonsense. Besides, there's no real point in having there be performed gibberish that meant something real in universe when actual Vietnamese was spoken in the movie anyway.
12	* Her CompletelyOffTopicReport wasn‘t false either and proved, that she really understood what was going on between Brutus and Caesar. Furthermore, Cady‘s been [[ObfuscatingStupidity dumbing herself down]] [[PopularIsDumb in order to fit in]] as well.
13	* Possibly confirmed in [[Film/MeanGirls2024 the 2024 film]], where she dumps Jason after he mistakes her for another girl...and mentions that she can do better than him partly because she has an IQ of 140.
14	[[WMG: Janis ruined everything.]]
15	If one stops to think about it if Janis had never even placed inside Cady's head the idea of posing as a [[AlphaBitch Plastic]] mainly/solely as a part of Janis's revenge scheme on Regina or (going further) if Cady had never met Janis (and through Janis) or Regina, Cady's entry into the American teen social ladder might have occurred much differently.
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17	As was stated by Damien at the start of the film Cady was a [[InnocentFanserviceGirl "Hot Little slice"]] that could easily become integrated into mainstream HighSchool life that after only a small [[SheCleansUpNicely "Refinement"]] and update in her personal fashion sense, Cady would have been easily considered as or more attractive then any of the Plastics.
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19	Also Cady herself states that she was only acting "Bitchy" because she had to pose as this to fit in with a clique of other teen "bitches" as part of Janis's (and in part Cady's own) Revenge scheme and because of this Cady was unintentionally BecomingTheMask. Also it can be argued that Cady only acted in that way simply because she was totally unacquainted with a more "realistic" American teenager social structure and simply assumed that ''all'' popular girls acted in this way or manner.
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21	Finally Cady intentionally [[ObfuscatingStupidity "Dumbed herself down"]] (although this was only to get closer to Reginas Ex not for revenge so YMMV on that one) degrading her persona (and grades) further.
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23	So simply put by the previously stated points without Janis's influence Cady could have still become the most popular girl in school by her own beauty, intelligence, and general kindness that she might have discovered or learned on her own and by others, and would have dethroned Regina as Queen Bee and taken over the plastics without destroying her own personal sense of character and/or reputation and morality.
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25	Now technically one can argue that Cady's moral and character descent was the entire point of the film. It can be essentially said that Janis by her own childish need for "7th Grade" Revenge ruins the chances of this alternate scenario ever happening (including becoming one of the clique herself and a better friend of Cady later on).
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27	However in fairness to this it genuinely does appear that near the films end that Janis ''does'' realize what directly she had done to Cady and tries to make amends (in a small way), although she may never have realized exactly how much she destroyed as she unwittingly lost the possibility of future popularity, friends, and increased happiness not just her but the entire school ''Might have'' gained in the process. Instead of the reconstruction from the social ruins that are shown at the end of the film.
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29	* It really is an interesting thought experiment to imagine how the plot would have played out if you take Janis out of the picture. Regina still notices Cady and invites her into the Plastics, and Cady jumps at the offer (remember, she was desperate to have friends, and even with Janis's opinion in mind she still thought Regina was sweet). Since she isn't reporting to Janis, she spends a lot more time with the Plastics (and isn't wary of their motives), so pretty soon she completely identifies with their values -- enough so that, after Regina steals Aaron at the Halloween party, she actually believes the "explanation" Gretchen gives her. Cady goes on to become Regina's second-in-command, while still dumbing herself down to get Aaron to tutor her. Grethen eventually cracks (even without the candy cane sabotage it was obviously just a matter of time) and reveals Regina's infidelity to Cady. Since Cady by this time is probably quite the schemer herself, she uses this to make them break up. Regina stays with Shane and Cady eventually gets together with Aaron (since Regina is still Queen Bee, Cady isn't pressured into throwing her party, and thus doesn't make her drunken confession to Aaron). Cady is nominated for Spring Fling Queen and wins, with Shane as King; Regina is definitely not okay with this. This much I can base on the plot of the movie -- how it goes on from there is much more speculative.
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31	[[WMG: Regina spread the rumor about Janis being gay to hide the fact that she's gay.]]
32	* Alternatively, Regina and Janis were gay for each other in middle school.
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34	** Building off this, one theory holds that the catalyst for Regina bullying Janis in high school was: Janis and Regina had a mutual crush, but both were closeted/neither was out to the other. Janis started to act on her crush, especially because she knew their feelings were mutual--Regina says in the film that Janis tried to get closer to her by spending more time with her, but she might have done something else like taken her hand or started to talk to her in a more romantic way. Regina, having the same feelings but too scared to act on them, panicked, distanced herself from Janis, and spread rumors that she was a lesbian, so nobody would know the truth about her.
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36	[[WMG: The Debacle between Regina and Janis is based on a Sitcommy Misunderstanding that Ballooned over the Years]]
37	Imagine if you will: two very close gal-pals in the 7th grade.
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39	One day, one of the two finds out about her Lebanese heritage. This gal never once hid a secret from her other friend, so she proudly tells her of her heritage. The friends, being a bit soft in the head and having rather unusual hearing, is led to believe that her friend wants out of the closet and, not knowing entirely better, she tells others of her dear friend's Lesbian identification. She tells these others not to tell and to act surprised when Janis comes out to them officially, but kids are vicious at this age and the rumor spreads.
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41	The Other realizes the error of her ways too late. Perhaps she tries to amend ways, but it does not matter at this stage. The damage is done and everyone shuns her close friend for a supposed orientation, ins pite of the gals' best attempts to tell their peers otherwise. Little Regina believes that her former friend can forgive her and that they can remain friends in spite of the misunderstanding, but Janis refuses to do so—she is embittered by the wrongful bullying and tells Regina that she acted foolishly. They break off their friendship.
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43	Alone in Middle School, fearing social ostracization and longing for the stability of companionship (even a fake one), little Regina attempts to make friends with the meanest group of girls. She even goes along with the rumor and no longer acknowledges the mistake by joining in mocking her former friend, Janis, in spite of knowing better—not out of malice at first, but a desire to disown herself of guilt by somewhat unconvincingly telling herself that her friend was secretly a Lesbian all along.
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45	Janis, angry at her friend's betrayal, lashes out and the two former friends become enemies. As time goes by, Regina's guilt evaporates and she mocks her former friend with ease—but she never feels comfortable with the "friendships" that she does make, never truly trusting her cohorts. She becomes manipulative, harboring secrets and playing on the insecurities of her "friends" to expose if they should leave or betray her, secretly fearing that it would all be her fault. This skyrockets her to the top of the meanest girls.
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47	Janis, meanwhile, is a social drifter until she meets Damien—perhaps in detention or at the desolate wasteland that is lunchtime. He heard the rumors and, upon meeting her, brings them up. She corrects him. He believes her, and the two become the best of friends. Although, Janis too is uneasy with friendships and, although she is builds up a trust with Damien and believes that he would never hurt her, she fears opening up to a friend and having those secrets misunderstood and exploited yet again.
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49	Enter: Cady.
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51	[[WMG: The freshman GirlPosse that shows up at the very end of the first film is [[Literature/TheClique Massie and the Pretty Committee]].]]
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53	[[WMG: Cady Heron is [[Franchise/StarWars Force sensitive]].]]
54	At the end of the movie Cady has to remember a math formula so her team can win but finds the memory when they were learning the formula was her [[FemaleGaze admiring Aaron.]] In order to win Cady decides to look through her memory of Aaron and take a look at the answer, an ability like that has to indicate some [[Franchise/StarWars Force sensitivity!]]
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56	[[WMG: Regina's mom is a breast cancer survivor.]]
57	Being forced to confront her own mortality made her embrace youth. As a result, she became the "cool mom." The movie also specifically points out that she has had breast implants. Not wishing to bum out the guests, one of whom is a stranger, she doesn't mention the cancer and lets Cady think that they were the result of vanity.
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59	It's also the origin for why the Plastics wear pink on Wednesdays; Regina started it as a bit of a tribute.
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61	* Wednesday specifically because that's the day of the week Mrs. George became cancer-free.
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63	[[WMG: Janis was a Plastic and the former Queen Bee]]
64	For all her frumpy clothing and nasty attitude, Janis is exceptionally beautiful and very charming (she was immediately able to befriend Cady). It stands to reason that in middle school, she was the Queen Bee Plastic who welcomed Regina into the group and was usurped by Regina, much the way that Regina herself welcomed Cady into the group and was herself usurped by Cady. The fact that Regina replaced Cady would also help explain Janis'……….unhealthy obsession with getting revenge on Regina. Indeed, her hatred of Regina is pretty extreme, even by high school girl standards.
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66	This might also explain how angry Janis was when Cady lied to her that she wasn’t in the Burnbook. Maybe Janis was angry that the Plastics seemingly forgot all about her (the possible former leader).

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