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1	->'''Jim Hacker:''' Opposition's about asking awkward questions.
2	->'''Sir Humphrey:''' And government is about not answering them.
3	-->-- ''Series/YesMinister'', "Open Government"
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5	->''"Prime Minister, could you look interested while I bring up some boring shit about my constituency?"''
6	-->-- '''Frankie Boyle''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'': "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NobbddbM638 Bad things to say at Prime Minister's Question Time]]"
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8	Prime Minister's Question Time (Usually abbreviated to [=PMQs=]) is a half-hour session in the British House of Commons every Wednesday usually at 12:30pm (when in session)[[note]]It was previously two 15-minute sessions every week, but they were merged into one by Tony Blair in 1997[[/note]], in which the Prime Minister answers questions on issues of the day. Unless he's careful.
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10	Many Commonwealth countries that use the Westminster system of Government have their own examples of Question Time within their own parliaments.
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12	Things that occur often in [=PMQs=]:
13	* "Question Number One, Mr. Speaker": This is the opening written question which asks the Prime Minister to outline his engagements for the day. Technically, [=MP=]s must submit all of their questions in writing before the session and the speaker randomly picks the questions to be asked. Obviously, this is the equivalent to mailing the enemy the plans before every battle, and to get around this, the opposition party members will simply write "question number one" as their written submission, and ask their actual question as a follow-up (this is why the Question is so vague -- technically the supplementary question must be related to the submitted one). If the "written question" is that one and it's not the first one, it's skipped. The usual response from the PM to that one is, "This morning I had meetings with ministerial colleagues and others. In addition to my duties in this House, I shall have further such meetings later today." - since said supplementary questions must relate to the direct responsibilities of the office or to the original question, this allows supplementary questions to address the policy of the government as a whole.
14	** In his last session, UsefulNotes/TonyBlair concluded this statement with, "I will have no such further meetings today, or any other day." This met with laughter and applause from all assembled. (By the way, the applause was sincere--even the Tories recognized Blair's job well done.)
15	* Tributes to the war dead: All too often these days, the PM will precede the obligatory response to that question with a brief listing and tribute to all those who died in foreign military operations since the last [=PMQs=]. Dead members of Parliament will also turn up here. [[ZombieApocalypse Hopefully not in the flesh.]]
16	* The PM-Leader of the Opposition exchange: The Leader of the Opposition gets six questions, which he or she can use in one go, or split up as he or she desires. These questions are designed to embarrass the government. The PM usually dodges the question and attacks the Opposition. The best one-liners are here and this part will often get featured on the news broadcasts.
17	* The PM-Third Party Leader exchange: The leader of the third largest party in the Commons (currently Ian Blackford, the Westminster leader of the [[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Scottish]] National Party) gets two questions. Previously an exchange between the PM and the leader of the Liberal Democrats, until the Lib Dems formed a coalition with the Tories in 2010 (during which time this section was not in use), and then lost their status as the third largest party in the house to the SNP in the 2015 election. With only two questions for this section, it isn't such an interesting event, but there can still be some good stuff there. Acting Lib Dem leader Vince Cable's crack about UsefulNotes/GordonBrown having transformed from "[[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin]] to Series/MrBean"[[note]]In reference to accusations that had 'Stalinist tendencies' as Chancellor, which incidentally named the ''Magazine/PrivateEye'' parody of him.[[/note]]is probably the best known. Zing.
18	* Common things for the two above:
19	** Accusations of flip-flopping
20	** "Your minister disagrees with you".
21	** Quoting statistics at each other.
22	* Soft Government backbencher questions: Here, loyal government backbenchers ask really soft questions and praise the prime minister for the new maternity ward or whatnot in their constituencies. Will attack the Opposition in these "questions" (sometimes they won't actually ask a question). Sometimes the Speaker will tell them to ask an actual question or sit down.
23	** Will be phrased as "Would my Right Honourable friend please detail at length why she is so awesome?" Or something similar.
24	** In UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} these are colloquially known as "Dorothy Dixers", named after one of the earliest examples of the advice columnist.
25	** Sometimes, albeit very rarely, these questions will become hostile, as Rishi Sunak discovered in 2024. When this happens, it's a ''bad'' sign for the political life expectancy of any PM on the receiving end.
26	* General rowdiness, cat calls etc. A lot fewer than there were, due to [=PMQs=] being moved a few years ago to before lunch (where many [=MP=]s would have a pint or two), but it is worth noting that Parliament has a significant number of pubs and bars.
27	** It was largely for this reason that Creator/RobinWilliams referred to it as 'Congress with a two-drink minimum'.
28	* The whole thing has been called "''Theatre/PunchAndJudy'' politics", naming it after the children's puppet show which chiefly involves the characters endlessly beating each other with sticks.
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30	It's broadcast on [[Creator/TheBBC BBC 2]] (although they won't necessarily show the whole thing), [[PoliticalProgrammes BBC Parliament]], BBC News 24 and Sky News, and on Creator/{{CSPAN}} in the United States. Has been the subject of no small amount of envy from American political junkies, who would enjoy watching an American President answer questions from the opposition. American Presidential candidate John [=McCain=] even proposed a "President's Question Time" in 2008, but the idea went nowhere.
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32	(With this in mind, do not confuse it with the BBC political show ''Series/QuestionTime''.)
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34	!!In fiction:
35	* The place will often be far too empty. In RealLife, the Commons Chamber (which only has seats for 430 out of the c.650 Members anyway) is always standing room only. At all other times the chamber will be mostly empty unless there is an important vote, even for debates on vital issues. Sad, but true. It's a good thing when they had to rebuild the chamber following bomb damage in UsefulNotes/WorldWarII that they went with the old (too small) design, as one of the reasons UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill for one pressed for keeping the old style (besides tradition) was that if there were seats for everyone most debates would take place with less than a quarter of the space filled.
36	* There is now a [[http://pixelpolitics.tumblr.com/post/8047717858/pixel-politics-is-back computer game]] regarding the activity.
37	* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' ran a sketch with Creator/MikeMyers (guest hosting at this point) playing UsefulNotes/JohnMajor. One MP (played by Creator/WillFerrell) repeatedly pressed the prime minister on his plans to deal with the pending break-up of the band Oasis and one Irish MP (played by Colin Quinn) grew so agitated (mostly by the PM's rebuttals of his questions being little more than "alcoholic Irish" jokes) he started asking questions like "Will the prime minister be driving his usual car home tonight?" and "Would the prime minister mind holding this unmarked package for a few hours?"
38	** They did this skit a second time, with guest host Creator/MatthewBroderick playing UsefulNotes/TonyBlair. Most of the jokes were recycled from the first sketch, except that Farrell's character had moved from an obsession with Oasis to an obsession with ''Series/{{Teletubbies}}''.
39	* ''Series/YesMinister'' regularly mentions Prime Minister's Question Time, though it's never actually seen. In at least one episode, leaking a potentially embarrassing topic to the Opposition is used to make the Prime Minister back down from something detrimental to Hacker's department.
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