Line #7 Tropers/IronScope


1	-->''Meh. Excitement is risky. I hate risks.''
2	-->--'''Ironscope''', ''RealLife''
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4	Hello, there. I'm one of TheContributors. I don't care to give you my name, but refer to me as "[=IronScope=]" for the sake of identification. ("Iron Scope", "Ironscope", "Iron scope", etc. are okay. Just parse it how you like.)
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6	I have a ... rather eclectic set of interests. I won't tell you what they are, but you could probably figure them out if you were really interested. (But why would you be?)
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8	I don't spend any time on the local forums. I more or less gave up on this website after getting fed up with with an increasing number of {{Clueless Contributor}}s. Made a comeback shortly afterwards, but still despises said clueless contributors, as well as the unpleasantly large number of tropers [[InsufferableGenius who]] [[SmallNameBigEgo are]] [[TedBaxter wankers]].
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10	See immediately below for a list of tropes that may or [[UnreliableNarrator may not]] apply to me.
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12	!This troper provides examples of:
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14	* AccentuateTheNegative
15	* {{Angrish}}
16	* BigOlUnibrow
17	* BriefAccentImitation: Well, [[{{Dissimile}} less "imitation"]] and more "throwing silly inflections into my voice for the hell of it", but that's details.
18	* BuffySpeak: Sometimes, when the other talking-style-whatsits don't work out so well.
19	* CloudCuckoolander: Mild case
20	* ClusterFBomb
21	* DeadpanSnarker
22	* [[DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Fizzy Drinks]]: Or caramel, white chocolate, et cetera.
23	* TheEeyore
24	* [[FanHaters Fan Hater]]: But don't worry, you're perfectly safe as long as you aren't a member of the FanDumb.
25	* FlyCrazy: To the point of borderline AxCrazy.
26	* ForeignCultureFetish: I find that British comedy is the best comedy.
27	* GoldenMeanFallacy
28	* GrammarNazi
29	* HairTriggerTemper: Borderline case.
30	* HatesBeingTouched
31	* {{Hikikomori}}
32	* InnerMonologue: And a particularly deranged one, at that.
33	* JadeColoredGlasses
34	* [[strike:[[KindheartedCatLover Kindhearted]]]] [[KindheartedCatLover Cat Lover]]
35	* LackOfEmpathy
36	* LandDownUnder: Subverted, as absolutely none of these traits apply to me.
37	* LonersAreFreaks
38	* MisanthropeSupreme
39	* MustHaveCaffeine: Averted, I can't stand the taste of coffee or the fizz in fizzy drinks. And yet somehow, it's all but impossible for me to fall asleep.
40	* NietzscheWannabe
41	* NoIndoorVoice: Inverted.
42	* NoSocialSkills
43	* NotAMorningPerson
44	* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Compared to the vast majority of other tropers, at least.
45	* OnlySaneMan: I like to think of myself as such. The reality is probably somewhat different.
46	* PerpetualFrowner
47	* PickyEater
48	* PinballProtagonist
49	* TheQuietOne: Subverted, as I don't get the "extra weight given to the few things I ''do'' say" perk.
50	* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
51	* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: Very much on the cynical end.
52	* SophisticatedAsHell
53	* SpellingNazi
54	* SpockSpeak
55	* SpoilerHound
56	* TeamSwitzerland: Prefers to be a member thereof.
57	* TerseTalker: At times.
58	* TheUnintelligible: At times.

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