1 | Hello. I'm Enkufka. I'm a 21 year old male, 5'8~9", 175 lbs. and it would be very hard to tell this just by seeing my behaviour on the forums. I have lurked on tvtropes for about 2 years now, and figure I should make myself a contributor page. I joined at approximately February 19th, 2011. I am a nerd about a lot of things, but mainly physics and [[GunsAndGunplayTropes guns.]] and how to apply FunctionalMagic to both. |
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3 | I have AttentionDeficitOohShiny and this often shows up in my conversations and contributions. I lack confidence to really make much in the way of contributions that would be noticed. |
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5 | I have, like many Tropers I would suspect, a story in my head. Given that I am a massive DaydreamBeliever, it involves a self-insert to any character based show/video game/story/book I can/have read/play(ed)/watch(ed). I will eventually get around to writing it though I doubt it will amount to anything of quality. |
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7 | [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12930989760A43804800&page=344#8599 First appearance]] |
8 | |
9 | Happy Troping! |
10 | |
11 | [[folder:All tropers trope tropes... (Post the tropes that you think apply to me here)]] |
12 | * BiTheWay |
13 | * CuddleBug: From the pile of course. -@/VoidsEmpathy |
14 | * LateToThePunchline: sometimes. |
15 | [[/folder]] |
16 | [[folder:You Dirty Vandals!]] |
17 | |
18 | * [[FlowerMotifs The faeries bring gifts of flowers.]] [[MagicalLand Welcome to the Tropes.]] - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]] |
19 | --> Yay! I love flowers! |
20 | |
21 | * Hi! Seeing how long you've been around, I can't believe I just got around to vandalizing. Oh well.- @/ILoveDogs |
22 | |
23 | * Hiya, Enkufka! In this bountiful land filled with [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} faeries]], your appreciation of guns is shared by many here, myself included. ~ @/{{GameSpazzer}} |
24 | --> >Pulls out a Skorpion< I like my guns! |
25 | |
26 | * Is this where I feel welcome? Do I wait? --[[@/{{Snicklin}} Enkufkfka]] |
27 | -->You are always welcome in my house. :) |
28 | |
29 | * Who am I? --@/SeanMurrayI |
30 | -->You are you. You are the day. You. Are! SEAN MURRAY! |
31 | |
32 | * You didn't know I was going to leave a message here, so now you're "a victim of coicumstance". Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! - @/{{AlBundyFan365}} |
33 | -->*Facepalm* |
34 | |
35 | * Hey there! You seem nice, so I won't [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire]]. -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
36 | -->I built a room just for your pyromania. Have fuuun~! |
37 | ** In that case...-sets the room on fire- :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
38 | ---> >Grabs Mashmallows < :3 |
39 | ** -comes back and sets this vandalism on fire- :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
40 | ----> Marshmallow on a stick? :3 |
41 | ** Okay! :D -roasts marshmallows in her corner- :P -@/{{Nekoalexa}} |
42 | |
43 | * Welcome to TvTropes! ~{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}} |
44 | -->Thanks! Its great to be here! :D |
45 | |
46 | * -spraypaints "@/MrW was here" and runs- |
47 | --> I c wut u did thar! |
48 | |
49 | * Oh hai there! It appears as though I have vandalised your page :D. -@/{{A Crack In Time}} |
50 | --> Noooo! Mah precious page! |
51 | |
52 | * -glomps- --{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}} |
53 | --> >Is glomped< :3 |
54 | |
55 | * Another troper page lies in vandalised ruins! Ahahahah -shot- -@/{{Phoenixor}}'s corpse. |
56 | --> Get up so I can shoot you myself! :D |
57 | |
58 | * Any guy who's willing to quote me in their Sig [[IncrediblyLamePun automatic]]ally gets a salute from me. Also, what I said about cannons and ships? [[http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-035.htm It's true to an extent when you're talking battleships]]--generally the number and types of guns are specified first, and then the ship is built with that in mind. The {{shipping}} pun was just a nice bonus. AndNowYouKnow! --@/SabresEdge |
59 | --> I did not know that. I'm not well versed in naval warfare/history/tactics/practices. |
60 | |
61 | * I tagged your page. God, I'm such an awesome rebel. -@/{{steampowered}} |
62 | -->You're Che reincarnated! |
63 | |
64 | * This vandalism is not really here. It's [[DaydreamBeliever just a dream]]. -@/{{StrangeDwarf}} |
65 | -->Then what am I reading??? |
66 | |
67 | * You have been vandalised. Accept your fate!-@/{{HellmanSabian}} |
68 | --> NOOOOOOO-ok. |
69 | |
70 | * Your vandalism wall has now been [[@/EarlOfSandvich SANDVICH'D!]] |
71 | --> Delicious! >Omnomnomnomnom< |
72 | |
73 | * This vandalism intentionally left blank - @/{{Balmung}} |
74 | -->This comment intentionally left blank. |
75 | |
76 | * Alo guv!- @/MrW |
77 | -->How's it going, squire, all right? |
78 | |
79 | * I have 3 {{Touhou}} stories in my head, but the first two stories would play exactly the same way[[labelnote:hint]]It involves [[{{Ikaruga}} changing polarity]][[/labelnote]]. - @/{{Tropers/SonicGTR}} |
80 | -->Write them down, then! I'm trying to do it with my story. |
81 | |
82 | * You have quite the vandal space here, so allow me to award you many internets. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}} |
83 | --> w000t! I luvs mah internets! |
84 | |
85 | * Wow... that is a lot of vandalisim. VANDALISE'd! - @/{{Haldo}} |
86 | -->Yes it is. I like graffiti! |
87 | |
88 | * Eeeeeeeeeeeey!(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ I approve heartily of both this Troper ''and'' this page! @/{{SheWhoChewsGum}} |
89 | -->I approve of you and your cuddliness, gummie! :D |
90 | |
91 | * Falcon...VANDALIZE! -@/{{Megamagikarp}} |
92 | --> >Glomps you< Yay memes! |
93 | |
94 | * This page has been [[strike:vandalized]] GLOMPED by [[@/EarlOfSandvich the Earl!]] |
95 | --> Not again! >Is glomped< |
96 | |
97 | * Wai hallo thar! *smacks with fish* @/{{Sakan4k}} |
98 | --> >Reels from the smack< stupid troutsmack! |
99 | ** I'm back. Not so much with a vengeance, but nonetheless, I am back. [[@/{{Sakan4k}} The Fishy One]] |
100 | ---> Then I get to return the favour... but later. >:D |
101 | *** GRAFFITI TIEMZ! |
102 | ---->NOW! >Smacks you with a tiny Big Mouthed Bass< >:DDDDDD |
103 | *** '''FORE!!!!''' -Smacks you with a SpaceWhale- |
104 | |
105 | * You know what else has a great soundtrack? The Street Fighter EX series. Check it out :) @/{{HellmanSabian}} |
106 | --> I shall definitely look into it, thank you! |
107 | |
108 | * (*lights joint and locks windows*) EMBRACE IT!!-Vanthebaron |
109 | --> >Unlocks windows< No smoking on my page! |
110 | ** hi *plays with ears*-Vanthebaron |
111 | ---> Ooooooh! You still can't smoke! |
112 | *** Sexy party?-Vanthbebaron |
113 | ----> Not here... |
114 | |
115 | * The faeries would like the recipe for your cookies. ''Don't give it to them.'' - @/{{StolenByFaeries}} |
116 | --> They won't get it. Besides, they can't handle one of the ingredients. :P |
117 | |
118 | * Greetings! - @/{{NathanielTheSeeker}} |
119 | --> Hi! |
120 | ** Once again! =) |
121 | |
122 | * GUTEN MORGEN! - @/TyeDyeWildebeest |
123 | --> Guten tag! |
124 | |
125 | * [[ThirdPersonPerson Strange Dwarf]] was here. [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt This wall will never be the same again.]] - @/{{StrangeDwarf}} |
126 | --> Curses... >Grabs shovel and digs down to hide< |
127 | |
128 | * This is me typing a wacky message on your page! And now this is me typing a smiley face :D ~[[{{Tropers/Bellacide}} Bella]] |
129 | --> This is me enjoying your message! :D |
130 | |
131 | * [[SincerityMode You have cute avatars!]] VANDULIZINGR BWA! ~1whowillmakeEnzeru |
132 | --> O Noes! Not more Vandalization! |
133 | |
134 | * Put this in your pipe and smoke it. No, really, it's nice... - @/{{Inverurie Jones}} |
135 | --> >Leans out window and smokes it< Well, this isn't bad... ''duuuuuuuuuude''... |
136 | |
137 | * [=*digs tunnel under trope page, drags in tons of gunpowder, detonates*=] -@/HotelKilo |
138 | --> But its not the 5th of November yet! :( |
139 | ** I was thinking more of The Crater.... -rolls barrels of powder under Enk's [[UnusualEuphemism parliament]]- |
140 | ---> Not my parliament! >Is blown up again< |
141 | ** [[GeniusBonus We must love each other, or we must die.]] Vote Johnson on November 3rd.... or die |
142 | ----> >Hands you a Daisy< :D |
143 | |
144 | * I can get used to those of your types. Too shiny to vandalize. -[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu El]] |
145 | --> Thank you! fortunately, this is a scratched and dirty section made just for vandalization! |
146 | |
147 | * Hello! I like you. ~[[EnZeRu 1whowillmakeEnzeru]] |
148 | --> And I like you! FRIEND! :D |
149 | |
150 | * You say you like to debate. Could you teach me to debate, or debate about history with me? ~@/AlirozTheConfused |
151 | --> I can try. I'm not well versed in history, and I'm not very good at debate, but I do like talking with people about what they love. |
152 | |
153 | * The faeries wonder if you would like to meet some {{Kitsune}}: they really are quite the FantasticFoxes! - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie in a fey mood]] |
154 | --> :D I would love to meet a {{Kitsune}}! Provided I had someone well versed in ExactWords tag along, like you! |
155 | |
156 | * Oink! - @/{{InverurieJones}} |
157 | --> Moo! |
158 | * And Again! -@/{{InverurieJones}} |
159 | |
160 | * DEEUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUGH - @/{{TommyX}} |
161 | --> [[Warhammer40K WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!]] |
162 | |
163 | * 6,7,7.5,8,(9),10,10.5,11,12,12.3,15,42,300,1337,(BFG-)9000,9999,31337,99999. Miss any numbers? -[[{{@/TARDISES}} TARDISES]] |
164 | --> 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, etc, and 3.141592647... |
165 | |
166 | * Repth! You have been healed by [[DotHack The World]]'s greatest player! ~{{Tropers/Enzeru}} |
167 | |
168 | * Vandalism! Vandalism everywhere! -@/{{UristMcDorf}} |
169 | |
170 | * CLANG -[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu El]] |
171 | |
172 | -returns the favor by putting up various posters of several shows[=/=]games your choice- --@/EarlOfSandvich |
173 | |
174 | * ''Acheivement Unlocked: Vandalism''- [[@/VoidsEmpathy Biscuits!!!!]] |
175 | ** ''Now with 50% more gravy!!'' - [[@/VoidsEmpathy Mr.Biscuits]] |
176 | |
177 | * You emanate awesome. I can tell. - [[@/{{Tre}} The Toothy Bird]] |
178 | |
179 | * [[BlatantLies This is not vandalizim. No, I have no idea what you're talking about.]] -@/{{Megamagikarp}} |
180 | |
181 | * [[PaintingTheFourthWall ''spraypaints gibberish all over the place'']] -@/{{PantheraSapiensEllipsis}} |
182 | ** Moar gibberish! Gibberish everywhar! |
183 | |
184 | * Enkufka! K-k-kufka! That! is! your name! <-- (Strange j-pop song that started playing in my head while looking at your page). -@/{{steampowered}} |
185 | |
186 | * Well, the gunshot wound is nicely healed up, so I shall return for a second pass! Prepare your page's body! -@/{{Phoenixor}} |
187 | |
188 | * [[http://tinyurl.com/y8ufsnp Do you like vandalism?]] ~[[Tropers/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
189 | |
190 | * This is a test of the emergency vandalism system. Do not be alarmed. —@/FarseerLolotea |
191 | |
192 | * I hope you like pepper spray. -doodles all over the profile and sprays pepper spray on it- ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]] |
193 | |
194 | * Hi. <Fires RPG at page.> --@/ShadowBender |
195 | |
196 | * [[color:red: On your page. Vandalizing it!]] -{{Tropers/Rivux}} |
197 | |
198 | * ... - {{Tropers/Evil Children}} |
199 | |
200 | * I herd u liek DarkHeresy SO I DENOUNCED YOU TO THE INQUISITION! -@/{{OrangeSpider}} |
201 | |
202 | * Gotta love that random button! -@/{{Tandra88}} |
203 | |
204 | * HNNNNGGGG ~@/{{raigakuren}} |
205 | |
206 | * TimeyWimeyBall may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]] |
207 | |
208 | * You are 21. That means you can drink. I am jelly ~@/{{raigakuren}} |
209 | |
210 | * Alright, so this was inevitable...don't hate me Enk, but I had to vandalize ''something''.\ |
211 | ...else. ;) ~@/{{Keybreak}} |
212 | |
213 | * My favourite colour is [[color:blue: BLUE!!!!]] I'm @/JRPictures by the way. |
214 | |
215 | * Hope you don't mind being sucked into joining F-list too. Now TWO sites will ruin your life! -@/TheyCallMeTomu |
216 | |
217 | * Hi-five, fellow Wisconsinite! -@/{{Linhasxoc}} |
218 | |
219 | * WOOF! -@/{{Canidaemon}} |
220 | |
221 | * You ever wonder how when it comes time to say or write a witty one liner, you can never think of it? --@/ElectrumZephyr |
222 | |
223 | * Right behind you.... -@/MetaSkipper |
224 | |
225 | * Boo! I'm vandalizing you! *''glomps''* ^_^ -@/ThatOneGuyNamedX |
226 | |
227 | * Submit to my vandalism! SUBMIT! -@/ShirowShirow |
228 | |
229 | [[/folder]] |
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