Line #54 Tropers/ACrackInTime


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8	''This is the story of a teenager. A normal teenager, who, in typical cliché terms, wasn't that normal. Some may even say that she was a little mental, and often a day dreamer. But enough of that.''
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10	This teenager was Crack, and until her 16th birthday, she had lived life normally. True, she was designed to fuck up the world, but she chose to ignore that. But then...
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12	''She stumbled upon Tv Tropes.''
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14	At first she would spend an hour at most doing small editing jobs. But then...
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16	''She joined the forums.''
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18	And when she joined the forums...
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20	''Life was never the same.''
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23	Minutes, then hours, and then ''days'' would tick by, and Crack would not leave the screen. She was hooked. Soon, she spent so long glued to the screen that she gained the ability to mess with time. She could spend hours on end and it would only be mere minutes that passed.
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25	She now sits at her computer, typing away. One thing is for sure...
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27	''She's still fucking mental.''
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29	I'm a socially awkward 17 year old nerd. Who will probably end up living in a library. Solving crimes.
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31	'''Tropes That Have Been Applied To Crack'''
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33	* AfraidOfNeedles
34	* AspergerSyndrome - Very mild. Diagnosed as a baby.
35	* AtomicFBomb
36	* AttentionDeficitOohShiny - I'm too easily sidetracked by mundane objects.
37	* BeigeProse
38	* BewareTheQuietOnes
39	* BrilliantButLazy
40	* CloudCuckooLander
41	* ClusterFBomb
42	* [[CoolHat Cool Fez]] - Proud owner of a fez.
43	* DeadpanSnarker
44	* EightiesHair
45	* {{Facepalm}} - A signature move of mine.
46	* FingerlessGloves
47	* HatesBeingTouched
48	* HeadphonesEqualIsolation
49	* IllGirl - I'm ''always'' infected with some form of bug.
50	* NeatFreak
51	* NightmareFetishist
52	* ProudToBeAGeek
53	* PyroManiac
54	* RantInducingSlight - I'm perfectly normal but can go into a full blown rant at any time.
55	* ShrinkingViolet
56	* SweetTooth
57	* TheInsomniac
58	* TheKlutz
59	* ViewerGenderConfusion - If I had £1 for everytime I was called a male, I'd be rich. [[spoiler:[[DontExplainTheJoke I'm female.]] ]]
60	* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have To Be Spiders/Heights?]]
61	* YaoiFangirl / YuriFangirl
62	* YoungerThanTheyLook
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65	'''Tropes That Have Been Applied To Crack From Other People'''
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67	* {{Dojikko}}
68	* {{Fangirl}}
69	* GenkiGirl
70	* LauncherOfAThousandShips
71	* LittleMissSnarker
72	* ManicPixieDreamGirl
73	* {{Moe}}
74	* TheNewGuy
75	* PluckyGirl
76	* SteamPunk
77	* WiseBeyondTheirYears
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82	'''Crack's''' '''VANDALISM!!!!'''
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84	* Protip: If you bump into a blue police call box anywhere, stay away. Don't want Matt Smith stealing your fez, do you? :P - clockworkspider
85	** I'll bear that in mind :P - Crack
86	* Wellinever: Yo-ho? Ye scurvy dog?
87	** Arrrrr - Crack
88	* Greetings fellow pyromanical RatchetAndClank fan. sips coffee - @/{{Bisected8}}
89	** Greeting to you! pours more coffee - Crack
90	* Matt Smith or David Tennant? - {{Tropers/rifflet}}
91	** Matt Smith any day! -nom nom nom- - Crack
92	*** '''BLASPHEMY!''' -twitch- ... Sorry, I'm a Tennant fan mysel- '''DEATH TO THE NON-BELIEVER!'''
93	*** '''GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!''' ''-runs away-''
94	* [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] You've ruined my page! [[{{Narm}} NOW I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR!!!]] Wait, Arachnophobic '''''and''''' Acrophobic? You too? Huh, weird. ...What was I saying? - @/{{MidnightVelvet}}
95	** Somthing about HAVING NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR and then moving onto my fears. Something like that - Crack
96	* I came here with a purpose. And my purpose is to blow stuff up. - {{Tropers/WUE}}
97	** ''-brings out C4-'' Oh yeah... - Crack
98	*** Just C4? I was imagining something more spectacular but I guess we'll have to start from something smaller. - {{Tropers/WUE}}
99	* I count over 11 individual tropes in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUcTrNxBFaA this video.]] -- @/SeanMurrayI
100	** LOL. Love it :D - Crack
101	* Do you write? If so, could you give me any advice or show me your work? ~ @/AlirozTheConfused.
102	** I do sometimes write little mini stories [[strike:that are meant to be novels]], but I never get round to finishing them. My advice: work on every single little detail of your story, even if there isn't going to be a sequel. Someone at my old school told me that you should start writing fanfiction before moving onto your own novel, as you get some original ideas from your fic and add them into your story. Hope that made sense :D [[strike:I do have the tendency to write a load of bullshit]] - Crack
103	* Hello. As a writer myself, I sympathize with your troubles. I suffer from BeigeProse too, and I tend to want to write a totally diffirent story every month (Now I want to write a story about dragons! Now a story about dystopia!) Well, anyway, you seem like a pretty cool person in general. - @/{{Gentlemanorcus}}
104	** D'awww thanks :). As for the writing... yeah... I change ideas every week... - Crack
105	** Agreed. At times, it's like I have the attention span of cheese. I blame the internet. -Tropers/{{Yarrunmace}}
106	*** Yeah. ''-shakes fist-'' '''INTERNET!!!''' - Crack.
107	* Hello, the person who is writing this at the moment bought you the fez :) Who be me? I'm Timelady1994, if you dont know by now, shame on you :P xxx
108	** ELLIS!! Yay! You followed my instructions and didn't die of confusion in the process :P xxx
109	** I know! My brain must be growing :D xxx
110	*** ''-gives a round of applause-'' Bravo! Bravo! xxx
111	*** Thank you :) I have a new TvTropes name now :) I'm @/KidYouKrazy :D GO DIE YOU TOSSER xxx
112	* So what's your All-Time '''''Favorite''''' Horror Film [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment of All Time]]? And please don't tell me it's ''{{Saw}}''. -- @/SeanMurrayI
113	** [[strike:Saw]]. Hmm... My all time favourite horror film is... probably... Paranormal Activity. I know, I fail. - Crack
114	** Yeah, I basically grown tired of the genre around the time I graduated high school when lame remakes started to become ''really'' rampant. People tell me good things about that one though. I'd still say the one horror film worthy of being called my favorite is ''{{Re-Animator}}''... or ''NightOfTheDemons'' if I want to get insanely campy. --@/SeanMurrayI
115	* Godot Was Here.
116	** Sabrina_diamond waz here
117	** Nice to meet you Godot and Sabrina - Crack
118	* My graffiti can beat up your graffiti. -{{@/Misuki}}
119	** Let the battle of the graffit commence! - Crack
120	* Tell Spyro in your avatar to stop giving me that questioning look! ''It wasn't me! I swear!'' -@/FreezairForALimitedTime
121	** Okay. "Oi Spyro! Stop giving Freezair the questioning look! She didn't do anything!" There you go. - Crack
122	* You have Asperger's too? Cool. Did not know this. - @/{{Tre}}
123	** Oui. It's very very ''very'' mild though, and I hardly bring it up. Sometimes I even forget I have it. - Crack
124	*** How mild is it?
125	*** Very very ''very'' mild. So mild I rarely ever bring it up, and hardly anybody knows about it. [[strike:I guess it does justify my twisted imagination.]] - Crack
126	* I envy you, you have a fez. Fezzes are cool. Do you have a bow tie? - Pastylover2
127	** Sadly no. But I'm sure I'll find one somewhere! - Crack
128	** I'm an Eleven fan too, I found Ten a ''little'' too angsty.
129	*** Yeah, it did get quite annoying. I found myself screaming "Stop Wangsting!" at the T.V. And don't get me started on the DeusExMachina...
130	*** Eleven's personality is just what I envision the Doctor to be.
131	* -Reverse Mega-Glomp-! {{@/Legionnaire}}
132	** ''-glomps-'' - Crack
133	* You want my ham? You can take it... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0B_UZNtEk4 from my cold dead hands!]] --@/SeanMurrayI
134	** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17hWRT8831k Yoink!]] -- Crack
135	* I noticed that TheMegas haven't been mentioned until now. You're welcome ~ @/LandOfGold
136	** A band making remixs of a video game. That's suprisingly cool. --Crack.
137	*** You find [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVBapeXOus&feature=related this]] cool? It is fantastical!
138	* Can't resist making my mark on this page seeing as I'm looking at it and all... --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
139	** Why thank you! [[{{Twilight}} I find your stalking flattering]]. Seriously though, thanks :) -- Crack
140	* [[YouKnowImBlackRight You probably shouldn't admit to being a cracker.]] - @/WanderlustWarrior
141	** <.< >.> Erm... ''-hides-'' -- Crack
142	** Don't hide! Some crackers are good! Especially with cheese. No, I don't think I'll eat you. I'm just trying to reassure you... in my own hungry way.
143	* We need some Diet Coke and Mentos up in this bitch. ''''***=___\|@/GameSpazzer
144	** Of course we do! [[TemptingFate Nothing can possibly go wrong!]] -- Crack
145	* Hello, there Crack...looking pretty as always -offers shot of whiskey-
146	** Hello there Juan. ''-takes whiskey-'' How did I know it was you? The "Page History" button exists for a reason y'know. ''-offers shot of vodka-'' -- Crack
147	* Hello, Crack. Remember me from ''ShipwreckedOnAnIsland''? --[[@/FuschlatzOReilly Fusch]]
148	** Of course I do! You were the pilot on the plane that crashed into the island! -- Crack
149	* -''Glomp''- You're gorgeous, you know that? - @/StolenByFaeries
150	** ''-glomps-'' Thank you! You're gorgeous as well! :) -- Crack
151	* I have no idea how I managed to miss this page in my vandal wandering. Mistake fixed. Now, to find the mythical ubertroper. Or keep vandalising until I get bored. - @/{{Phoenixor}}
152	** Getting bored vandalising? Impossible! Think of the possibilities! (Wow. I never knew there were ''that many I's'' in possibilities. AWESOME!) -- Crack.
153	* Hey sorry about when we first met on tvtropes.
154	** It's okay Queenie. (I assume you're Queenofdarkness...) I'm just very loud mouthed and easily angered. Not your fault. :)
155	* Oh my Gawd... I can't believe I am ''just now'' vandalizing your page... (glomps) :3 Hi, friend! ~{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}}
156	** Holy shit! Vandalism! YAY! ''-glomps-'' :3 Hai! --Crack
157	* Well, now I have another troper to check off of my list of Tropers To Vandalize. -@/BlackHoleOfFood
158	** Whoop! Thanks for taking the time to visit my [[strike:craphole]] [[strike:shithole]] page! -- Crack
159	* i myself want to be involved in either genetics or nanoenginering
160	** Hey Fringeman! Go for it! PURSUE YOUR CAREER! (But pass exams first. They matter.) -- Crack
161	* [[AC:The SmallNameBigEgo ShamelessSelfPromoter VigilanteTaxonomist has struck again!]] --@/{{jcruz}}
162	** [[AC:OH NO! WHATEVER SHALL I DO?!]] -- Crack
163	* I present to you a [[EvilTastesGood pie]] [[TooFunnyToBeEvil floater]], just to be friendly. Pics [[http://www.google.com.au/images?q=pie+floater&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=jYIxTdesIouGvAP9_92YCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=2&ved=0CCwQsAQwAQ&biw=1600&bih=673]]. --@/{{pathfinder}}
164	** Wow. First we get cake pies and now we get pie floaters... Who knew that people could be so inventive with pies? -- Crack
165	*** less cool [[http://www.google.com.au/images?q=scotch+egg&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=OIRJTYySDI64vQPww-3hDw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=2&ved=0CDkQsAQwAQ&biw=1600&bih=673]] and now very cute [[http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/platypus_zoom.jpg]]
166	* [[DaDa I like some hot sauce with my bitches.]] -- {{Tropers/Snicklin}}
167	** Really? Well, I don't like hot sauce... -- Crack
168	*** I never said that you do.
169	* I'm in your page, taking up space. You...person...thing. I tell you...NOTHING OF SIGNIFIGANCE! -- {{Tropers/Flarp22}}
170	** NOTHING OF SIGNIFIGANCE!? OH NO! -- Crack
171	* Miss, I'd love to go write the full length of the compliments I should be giving you for surviving [[LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami the drinking game]], but I'm quite reluctant to potentially damage the server. So for now, have a congratulatory hug. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
172	** Thank you! ''-glomples-'' -- Crack
173	* Let's see now(looks at trope list with reading glasses ''"borrowed"'' from his mum): I see a lack of a BerserkButton; Is there (no/any)thing that can set you off m'am? ''Notice'': Purely Curiosity nothing more -looks shiftly- ~ @/VoidsEmpathy
174	** Oh, I have MANY a BerserkButton. Naming them all would take up all the space on this page. ''-shifts a little-'' Nothing major, just little things... ''-twitches more-'' --Crack
175	* -''squeakyglomples''- Have some tea and scones on the house! Oh, and ain't the weather nice? =D - @/{{Cata}}
176	** ''-glumps-'' :3. Spiffing weather! -- Crack
177	* Don't worry about your descent to darkness. We've all fallen to the deepest end. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
178	** I joined the Dark Side ages ago. They have cookies! :D -- Crack
179	* Just returning the favor, my fellow Insomniac fan. (''ruffles hair'') You're adorably amusing, you know that? - @/{{X2X}}
180	** Why, thank you :3. -- Crack
181	* -tackleglomps- ~ @/PhoenixdaughterAM
182	** ''-glomps-'' ^_^ -- Crack
183	* I haven't vandalized ''this'' page? I... I must faster! -@/MotorRunner
184	** NOOOOO! THE MEMORIES! '''THEY BURN!''' -- Crack
185	* Guess what, you should got vandalized by a Kylodious, so that just happened.....also tacos.
186	** HUZZAH! THE VANDALISM HAS BEEN DOUBLED! -- Crack
187	* You're [[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmt3qdRJXT1qafrh6.jpg so awesome!]] - @/{{kay4today}}
188	** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ALufiFp2Zvk SQUEE!]] -- Crack
189	* Crack! -gluddles- -@/{{tehjinx}}
190	** Teh! ''-glomps-'' -- Crack
191	* [[redirect: SpyroTheDragon]] Poisson d'avril! ;) - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
192	** YouMonster! -- Crack
193	* You hear about that ''RatchetAndClank'' movie? - @/Vgm3
194	** This is Crack, and yes I did! ''-insert fangirl squealing-'' -- Pocky
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196	--> '''[[RatchetAndClankToolsOfDestruction Clank:]]''' [[RatchetAndClankToolsOfDestruction Heavily-armed robotic commandos?]]
197	--> '''[[RatchetAndClankToolsOfDestruction Ratchet:]]''' [[RatchetAndClankToolsOfDestruction When aren't they heavily-armed?]]\
198	-@/{{desdendelle}} (PS: The bullet messed the markup up, so it's like this. Sorry. -des)

Context Tropers / ACrackInTime