1 | ''It's good to know that your mastery of the non-sequitor is still intact'' |
2 | -{{Roman}} |
3 | |
4 | ''Yay another Garth Nix fan? At least, if your name is from Shade's Children. Maybe it's not. This si a terrible Graffiti''--{{Amarys}} |
5 | |
6 | ''Myrmidon just became my favorite troper.''-{{Schitzo}} |
7 | |
8 | ''STOP FEELING BAD, BITCH'' - @/SpainSun |
9 | |
10 | I am just a simple troper with few accomplishments to speak of. I am a big fan of bad movies, confusing books and taking long walks on the beach. Unfortunately the nearest beach is miles from my home. I like WilliamBlake, NeilGaiman(usually) and anything by DavidCronenberg. I have an interest in philosophy. |
11 | |
12 | '''Favorite Books''' |
13 | |
14 | * ''Desolation Road'' |
15 | |
16 | * HouseOfLeaves |
17 | |
18 | * ''Grendel'' |
19 | |
20 | * GulliversTravels |
21 | |
22 | * {{Dune}} |
23 | |
24 | '''Favorite Movies''' |
25 | |
26 | * ''NakedLunch'' |
27 | |
28 | * {{Troll 2}} |
29 | |
30 | * Film/{{Watchmen}} |
31 | |
32 | * Film/TheFall |
33 | |
34 | * {{Amadeus}} |
35 | |
36 | * TheLionKing |
37 | |
38 | '''Favorite games''' |
39 | |
40 | * BioShock |
41 | |
42 | * FallOut |
43 | |
44 | * DawnOfWar |
45 | |
46 | * MassEffect |
47 | |
48 | * KingdomHearts |
49 | |
50 | ------- |
51 | |
52 | On January 8th, for an opening post titled "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12945138970A09780100&page=0# Things IJBM taught me]]", this troper won |
53 | |
54 | ![awesome]THE FLAMING POODLE AWARD[awesome] |
55 | |
56 | [--With pooperscoopers!©--] |
57 | |
58 | Here is a transcript of the post: |
59 | |
60 | [[folder:What we have learned]] |
61 | |
62 | 1: Taking offense to everything anyone says is a bad idea. |
63 | |
64 | 2: Religious conversions only ever happen on OT. |
65 | |
66 | 3: Never talk about Muslims in the UK. |
67 | |
68 | 4: Threadstacks are endlessly amusing to a large segment of the wiki. |
69 | |
70 | 5: Letting butthurt banned tropers write the majority of an article on a different wiki is a bad idea. |
71 | |
72 | 6: Misotheists are among the most obnoxious people you will ever meet. |
73 | |
74 | 7. You should just bite the bullet and read Homestuck, because this forum is going to be annoying as hell if you don't. |
75 | |
76 | 8: Everyone is a transgendered bisexual atheist asexual Christian Muslim with Aspergers syndrome. |
77 | |
78 | 9: Don't talk about Zero Punctuation. |
79 | |
80 | 10: Being an insensitive, unpleasant, borderline sociopath will only make the wiki love you if you don't fanboy serial killers. Otherwise, you're fine, especially if you're physically attractive. |
81 | |
82 | 11: Some people will never make any sense. |
83 | |
84 | 12: Stop giving Rallyfan, Touhou avatars, dammit! |
85 | |
86 | 13: Many people have an OCD-like compulsion to read every single post of a megathread, even if it's never been a focused discussion to begin with. |
87 | |
88 | 14: Nobody cares about my philosophy topics. |
89 | |
90 | 15: The true test of an artistic medium is GREEN WOOKIES WITH AFROS, also today's kids like to make up stupid excuses as to why they don't read. |
91 | |
92 | 16: The wiki is only interested in hosting a friendly, civil forum. |
93 | |
94 | 17: Never trust someone with a Banjo-Kazooie avatar. |
95 | |
96 | 18: Sometimes, idiots think they're smart. |
97 | |
98 | 19: Generic anime girl #478967632860702 snuggles after sex. |
99 | |
100 | 20: You will never stop being a Virgin With Rage who can't get a Boyfriend-Free Girl to be his Heartsweet until you stop whining about it on IJBM. |
101 | |
102 | [[/folder]] |
103 | |
104 | Congratulations, Myrmidon! |
105 | |
106 | ~@/TheMightyAnonym |
107 |
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