Line #257 Tropers/Porschelemans


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2	[[caption-width-right:300:It's a Porsche[[note]]956 GTi run by Richard Lloyd Racing[[/note]]. At Le Mans[[note]]in 1985, where it would eventually finish 2nd[[/note]]. Facing the wrong way due to file upload rules.]]
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4	Hello. I have noticed that the text on this page makes no sense whatsoever. Oh well...
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6	{{Tropers/Porschelemans}}' place of abode is constantly changing, as is {{Tropers/Porschelemans}} age, although at the time of writing {{Tropers/Porschelemans}} is currently proving a nuisance to the residents of Utrecht, The Netherlands.
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8	I like things which I like, as they are, quite simply, things that I like. In other words, this page provides a highly accurate portrait of me and my [[BlatantLies humble existence]], and will give you a far deeper understanding of my activities both on TVTropes and in the universe at large.
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10	''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCBfab51kN8 Here, listen to some music.]]''
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12	Anyway, {{Tropers/Porschelemans}} is a rather small person [[CloudCuckooLander currently trapped in the wrong universe]]. If you know how I can return to [[CloudCuckooLand my home universe]] please send a message to my account. Otherwise, enjoy reading what little is left of my page, and remember the one great prophecy, '''DON'T CLIMB IN A TUMBLE DRIER!'''
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14	[[foldercontrol]]
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16	[[folder: Tropes descriptive of porschelemans as a person]]
17	* ActionHero
18	* AdaptationalVillainy
19	* UsefulNotes/AirGuns - There is no better way to annoy people at fairgrounds than to repeatedly win at the shooting range...
20	* UsefulNotes/AirTravel
21	* AlmightyJanitor
22	* AlwaysMale
23	* AnnoyingLaugh
24	* AnythingYouCanDoICanDoBetter
25	* AsHimself
26	* '''AspergersSyndrome''' - Diagnosed BY A PROFESSIONAL!
27	* '''[[{{UsefulNotes/Atheism}} Athiest]]'''
28	* BadassBaritone
29	* BadassDriver
30	* '''BasementDweller'''
31	* BearerOfBadNews
32	* '''BigEgoHiddenDepths'''
33	* BornLucky
34	* '''BrilliantButLazy'''
35	* CatCommunication
36	* CatGirl
37	* '''ChildrenAreAWaste'''
38	* '''{{Cloudcuckoolander}}'''
39	* ContemplateOurNavels
40	* ConvenienceStoreGiftShopping
41	* '''CutenessProximity'''
42	* '''TheCynic'''
43	* '''DarkAndTroubledPast'''
44	* '''DeadpanSnarker'''
45	* DesignatedHero
46	* {{Deuteragonist}}
47	* {{UsefulNotes/DNA}}
48	* '''DreadfulMusician''' - Even if others say I'm not...
49	* DynamicCharacter
50	* '''{{UsefulNotes/Europe}}'''
51	* {{UsefulNotes/Evolution}}
52	* FaceOfTheBand
53	* TheFightingNarcissist
54	* FlyingSpaghettiMonster
55	* FunPersonified
56	* GainaxEnding
57	* {{UsefulNotes/Genetics}}
58	* {{GIRL}} - Unintentionally.
59	* '''GodInHumanForm'''
60	* GoKartingWithBowser
61	* GoodWithNumbers
62	* HistoryOfTheColdWar
63	* HypercompetentSidekick
64	* {{Hypocrite}}
65	* IAmWhatIAm
66	* IdealHero
67	* '''IgnoreTheFanservice'''
68	* IJustWantToBeSpecial
69	* InexplicablyAwesome
70	* InnocentBystander
71	* InsufferableGenius
72	* JerkassDissonance
73	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
74	* TheKnightsWhoSaySquee - [[AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Doctor Robotnik]], [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Gendo]], [[StarFox Andross]], [[ScottPilgrim Matthew Patel]], [[TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames The King]]...
75	* LaboriousLaziness
76	* '''LoonyFriendsImproveYourPersonality'''
77	* LovableNerd
78	* '''MathematiciansAnswer'''
79	* TheMessiah
80	* MillionairePlayboy
81	* '''MismatchedEyes'''
82	* [[MyNameIsNotShazam My Name Is Not Jimmy!!!]]
83	* MysteriousPast
84	* NakedOnArrival
85	* {{Narrator}}
86	* '''{{Nerd}}'''
87	* '''NotAMorningPerson'''
88	* NotGoodWithPeople
89	* '''OOCIsSeriousBusiness'''
90	* OnlySaneEmployee
91	* APirate400YearsTooLate
92	* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything
93	* PrettyBoy
94	* RecurringDreams
95	* '''ReiAyanamiExpy'''
96	* '''RidiculousProcrastinator'''
97	* RockersSmashGuitars - '''Averted'''. Very much averted...
98	* {{UsefulNotes/SevenWondersOfTheWorld}}
99	* SheIsAllGrownUp
100	* '''ShorterMeansSmarter'''
101	* SicklyNeuroticGeek
102	* SmallAnnoyingCreature
103	* StandardFiftiesFather
104	* UsefulNotes/StayingOutOfLegalTrouble
105	* TasteTheRainbow
106	* TheTeetotaler
107	* TestosteronePoisoning
108	* TitleSequence
109	* TheMagazineRule
110	* TheTrickster
111	* TheyFightCrime
112	* ThoseTwoGuys
113	* TooQuirkyToLose
114	* '''{{Tsundere}} - Type B'''
115	* TypicalTentacleTactics
116	* UnreliableNarrator
117	* UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming
118	* VillainWithGoodPublicity
119	* WomenAreWiser
120	* XanatosSpeedChess
121	* YoungFutureFamousPeople
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124	[[folder: Works and Creators porschelemans is a fan of]]
125	* '' '''AdventureTime''' ''
126	* {{Amelie}}
127	* '''AngryBeavers'''
128	* AzumangaDaioh
129	* TheBeatles
130	* {{Blackadder}}
131	* BladeRunner
132	* '' '''{{Music/Cardiacs}}''' ''
133	* CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind
134	* TheCure
135	* {{Music/Deerhoof}}
136	* '''FawltyTowers'''
137	* '''{{Futurama}}'''
138	* '''HayaoMiyazaki'''
139	* '' '''TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''' ''
140	* JeanPierreJeunet
141	* MontyPython
142	* '''NeonGenesisEvangelion'''
143	* {{Music/Nirvana}}
144	* {{Music/Orbital}}
145	* OscarWilde
146	* ThePowerpuffGirls
147	* '' '''{{Music/Radiohead}}''' ''
148	* '''{{Rugrats}}'''
149	* '' '''SerialExperimentsLain''' ''
150	* SpongeBobSquarePants
151	* StarTrek
152	* StarWars
153	* '''Music/TalkingHeads'''
154	* '''TerryGilliam'''
155	* '''{{Thunderbirds}}'''
156	* '''TVTropes'''
157	[[/folder]]
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159	[[folder: For those who wish to apply tropes to porschelemans]]
160	* CampStraight: This is probably why people think you're gay. -Tropers/MokonaZero
161	* CrazyAwesome: [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} You say really strange things]]...but that's why you're cool. -Tropers/MokonaZero
162	* NiceGuy: Duh. -Tropers/MokonaZero
163	[[/folder]]
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165	[[folder: Some sample quotes of porschelemans]]
166	* ''"People not aware of the genius of OscarWilde don't deserve opinions..."''
167	* ''"Yet another Nietzche inspired electronic pop song saturates the market"''
168	* ''"How the hell had I not heard AphexTwin until this week??? '''PLEASE''' GET ME TO A RECORD SHOP!"''
169	* ''"Thisisnowmysignatureyouwilleatlampsyugoslaviawasacountrysnamecuboids arelike3Drectangles3.1415ispi[[GainaxEnding gainaxending]]"''
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171	''Awkward... So... Umm... There's a very tall young Japanese woman in my bed... Should I wake her up? Hmm...''
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173	''"Hello?"''
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175	''(She wakes up. Rolls about a bit, and then realises she's in bed with a total stranger, and tightens up. Upon seeing my facial expression she realises I am no threat, begins speaking Japanese before noticing that I am European, and proceeds to attempt at communication using the English she learnt in school)''
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177	''"Who are you?"''
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179	''"Umm... I'm porschelemans, who are you?"''
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181	''"My name... is Sakaki... I am from Tōkyō... Umm..."''
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183	''(She blushes and looks down)''
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185	''"I don't know how we ended up like this... Do you know?"''
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187	''"I... Many... Neko... Running, hiding, tired..."''
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189	''"You were escaping from cats and jumped in through my open bedroom window before collapsing on my bed? I'm not sure whether to believe you or not..."''
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191	''"You speak Japanese?"''
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193	''"I know that Neko means cat, Shonen means boy, and Nippon means Japan, but no, not really."''
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195	''"Ah..."''
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197	''(Osaka appears in window, and cries "Sakaki-San" before shouting more stuff in Japanese, seemingly to people outside.)''
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199	''"OK, this is weird... What's with all the young Japanese women appearing? Should I just go back to sleep... Fuck it..."''
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201	''(I grab my phone and call my best friend to ask her what the hell I should do.)''
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203	''"Wait"''
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205	''(I turn to Sakaki to see what she wants, she turns to Osaka and says something in Japanese, before Osaka repeatedly calls out "Chiyo-Chan", one assumes in an attempt to get someone called Chiyo to turn up. An awkward silence follows. Eventually a younger red headed girl appears in the window. Sakaki talks to her, and the younger girl then starts talking to me.)''
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207	''"So, porschelemans, it seems Sakaki here has been of an inconvenience to you. We were visiting Europe when Sakaki encountered an angry pack of stray cats which chased her cross country for 2 days... She climbed through your bedroom window to escape from them and then collapsed from exhaustion on your bed... Please forgive us porschelemans!"''
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209	''"Sure... Just... Umm..."''
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211	''(Tomo and Kagura come smashing through the door, with an irritable looking Yomi following them)''
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213	''"Tell those two they're paying for a new front door!"''
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215	''"YAY!"''
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217	''"That's it. I'm phoning [REDACTED] and staying with her... This town isn't safe..."''
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219	[[/folder]]
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221	[[folder: For those who wish to comment on porschelemans]]
222	* Heya! -Tropers/MokonaZero
223	** Hi again! -Tropers/MokonaZero
224	* Twice is good. Twice is very good. @/SBaneN
225	** Again? How is this again? Regardless, the Sword of March is... somewhere in March. - @/SBaneN
226	* Kolmandaks liikme koer! Eesti vandaal, ära! - @/{{starfy64}}
227	* And now... you have been vandalized. - @/SBaneN
228	* Argh blargh, yar consider yerself ta 'ave been vandalized, yar! ~[[@/{{skyflower}} Obviously a pirate]]
229	* Vandalized vandalized vandalized. [[@/SBaneN The Bane of Stationary]] has struck again!
230	** I, [[@/SBaneN Shane "Bane" Neumann]], have struck yet again. And then it's a times two combo, as well. Weird.
231	* Hi! Want to pet the kitty? - [[@/NineTailedCat Nine-Tailed Cat]]
232	* Yea, though I charge through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I carry a metric-fuckton of manic metallic murder. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
233	* Makes no sense eh?- {{Tropers/Wildcard}}
234	* @/{{Unprettier}} wuz here
235	* Help I'm drowning in a bottle ship and I can't get out!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
236	* So, we meet again... @/{{Unprettier}}
237	* Vandalized by @/SBaneN. So how are you?
238	** Fine, thank you. I'm eating toast. - {{Tropers/Porschelemans}}
239	* I was about to yell "Abtalaarmastoki!" but that would be obscene. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
240	* ... Vandalized yet again. Currently, the randomness isn't flowing free... - @/SBaneN
241	** ... but the carpet was set on fire by the drapes because apparently it contained a Fire Elemental... - @/SBaneN
242	* [[http://s1262.photobucket.com/user/MissingVaati/media/trickster_zps910e745c.gif.html?sort=3&o=2 Be honest,]] [[http://media.tumblr.com/a9990d7b7a38430331c1d86c51c31372/tumblr_inline_ml0ehziZ3X1rgetbe.gif do you think]] [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/a65e2afb039c344a767ba541d7236812/tumblr_mkfmgvzdqh1s6min1o1_1280.gif these are cool?]] -@/{{Landorkus}}
243	** I honestly have no idea what to say @/{{Porschelemans}}
244	* Belgium salutes you. - @/{{Karasu91}}
245	[[/folder]]
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247	[[folder: For those who which to flood this page with typo's, only flood your typos here!]]
248	* Helo im fludig ur fldAr wTh tPos1 -[[@/EarlOfSandvich Erl f sAndwick]]
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253	[[spoiler:ParodyRetcon]]
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255	[[/folder]]
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257	''[[TheStinger You may call it headache inducing noise, but I call it the presence of an actual melody!]]''
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259	Our Lady, who art in North High School.
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261	We pray that you are happy with your creation.
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263	We pray that you are happy with yourself.
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265	We pray that like you we will strive to save the world by overloading it with fun in your name.
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267	May you be guided in your infinite eccentricity by your friends.
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269	We pray to the aliens. May the Data Overmind protect you with its infinite knowledge.
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271	We pray to the time travellers. May they let us know of what is to come and how to make it even better.
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273	We pray to the espers. May they protect us from the destruction of the Celestials and from Closed Spaces.
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275	We pray to the rest of humanity. Let us share in our fun, for making you happy makes us happy.
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277	Please remembers us in our prays.
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