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11	%%* On a TrueCrime series on A&E: the RealLife Frank Lucas needs subtitles, and occasionally EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped.
12	* Cousin Itt in ''Series/TheAddamsFamily''. Other members of the family have no problem understanding him, but other characters have trouble.
13	* The premise of the British GameShow ''Series/TheAdventureGame'' is that the contestants have travelled to Arg, a planet whose SufficientlyAdvancedAlien inhabitants, the Argonds, usually resemble dragons but turn into [[AFormYouAreComfortableWith humans]] for the contestants' visits. In their Argond form, their speech was incomprehensible babbling (that was only occasionally subtitled); the Argond monarch, the Rangdo, spent Series 2 and 3 turning into an aspidistra instead of a human, and Series 4 turning into a teapot, making his speech just as incomprehensible as it was in his usual Argond form. Many of the contestants also found the backwards-speaking Ron Gad an example of this trope... unless they realised he was speaking English, but backwards, and they had to do likewise to converse with him.
14	%%* Bobby Cobb on ''Series/CougarTown'' slips into this on occasion.
15	* In some episodes of ''Series/DadsArmy'', Pike would be accompanied by his girlfriend Ivy, who spoke so quietly that no one could understand her unless he was at hand to repeat what she'd said.
16	* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
17	** The Daleks occasionally fall into this by virtue of their shouty, robotic voices.
18	** There have been a few aliens and monsters who fall into this despite the show's usual use of TranslatorMicrobes:
19	*** The Nestene Consciousness in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose "Rose"]].
20	*** The Mighty Jagrafess in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E7TheLongGame "The Long Game"]].
21	*** The Hath in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E6TheDoctorsDaughter "The Doctor's Daughter"]].
22	*** The Judoon in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E12TheStolenEarth "The Stolen Earth"]].
23	** The TARDIS and its psychic translation are out of range in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E15PlanetOfTheDead "Planet of the Dead"]], so only [[{{Omniglot}} the Doctor]] can understand the fly-like Tritovores.
24	* The Diagnosans in ''Series/{{Farscape}}'' speak in a high-pitched trilling language far too complex for TranslatorMicrobes, and as most of them only know a few words of comprehensible speech, they are forced to rely on an interpreter.
25	** The Pilots also have this problem, though most of them have learned to speak simply enough to be understood: however, the Pilot of Rovhu in "Eat Me" appeared to have reverted mostly to his own language, mixed with frequent terrified whimpering.
26	* ''Series/TheFastShow'':
27	** Rowley Birkin QC. His rambling anecdotes are punctuated with nonsequiters and end with a confession that he was "very, very drunk".
28	** Chanel 9 TV (vaguely Spanish/Mediterranean), although it is a mix of this and AsLongAsItSoundsForeign. Scorchio!
29	* Father Fay of ''Series/FatherTed'' communicates entirely in monkey-like grunts, but is apparently still capable of giving stirring, emotional speeches.
30	** ''A Song For Europe'' features a TV presenter who rambles and mumbles in a very thick Irish accent, understood by only his producer (who also happens to be his gay lover). Later averted in the same episode when he speaks in a very clear and understandable voice on stage. However, afterwards backstage he reverts back to being completely non-understandable.
31	* Australian comedy show ''Full Frontal'' featured the character of Milo Kerrigan, who spoke in unintelligible gibberish (supposedly because of damage to his vocal cords, as he was a retired boxing champion) but other characters always understood him perfectly.
32	* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
33	** Biter merely growls. In the books, he's a cannibal raised by Rorge in a clandestine animal fighting ring.
34	** [[{{GentleGiant}} Hodor]] is an example of the PokemonSpeak sub-variety, only ever saying his own name.
35	* A guest on the German talk show ''Hans Meiser''. A snippet subsequently became a RunningGag on the comedic show ''Series/{{TV total}}''. A decade later, the ''TVT'' crew said they still hadn't figured out what the guy was saying.
36	* In ''Series/ItAintHalfHotMum'', Rumzan would always speak in Urdu without translation, ending with a few words of English such as "... one of those days!"
37	* The window cleaner on ''Series/TheITCrowd'' who talked Roy into keeping his bike in Roy's flat and was very persuasive, although Roy isn't sure about that.
38	** The IT representative that Jen [[spoiler:and later the police]] call for help with her laptop. His speech sounds like a weird mix of Swedish and French accents.
39	** Jen once pretends that she can speak Italian in order to wow her bosses by acting as interpreter for a perspective business partner. Initially she says some gibberish that turns out to translate to "Everyone likes cat smell" and "Spiders". She then starts using translation software on her laptop, but shit hits the fan when it comes time for a face to face meeting and they won't let her bring the laptop into the room. She keeps up the rouse by mumbling gibberish (including "Super Mario") causing the Italian speaker to get madder and madder at his inability to understand her. "I'm sorry, are you the same person I spoke with on the phone? I'm having a hard time understanding your accent."
40	* ''Series/KenanAndKel'': In "The April Fools", after [[ButtMonkey Roger]] takes a bite out of Kel's sandwich which had wet cement in it, he is rendered unable to speak and has to use a notepad to communicate with Kenan.
41	-->'''Kenan:''' What are you saying?\
42	'''Kel:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He said, "Mmmm! Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm, Mm!"]]\
43	''(Roger grumbles, then writes on a notepad and gives it to Kenan)''\
44	'''Kenan:''' ''(reading from the notepad)'' "I'm very angry at you. I can't wait until my mouth is unstuck so I can yell at you. P.S. I'm warning you. No more jokes."
45	* ''Series/{{Lassie}}''. "What's that? [[TimmyInAWell Timmy's trapped in a well]]?"
46	* ''Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen'' had Pam Doove, an actress who becomes TheUnintelligible whenever it's time for her to speak in character. She auditions for an orange juice commercial and gets the part despite her inability to pronounce a simple line clearly, and the subsequent career boost lands her the part of an equally Unintelligible Nazi in a stage production of ''The Diary of Anne Frank.''
47	* Inverted in ''Series/LittleBritain'': Meera (an Indian) speaks perfectly clear English, but the racist Marjorie acts like she doesn't understand her one bit. In one of the specials, Marjorie went on an exchange to America where she pulled the same stunt with a Latina woman in her slimming class.
48	* Jin-Soo Kwon from ''Series/{{Lost}}'', a Korean, is the only character who can't speak English at the beginning of the series. His wife Sun, however, speaks English proficiently. Jin's English improves over time as he picks things up and Sun teaches him. Ironically, Kwan's portrayer Creator/DanielDaeKim was raised in Los Angeles and grew up in a mostly-English-speaking household. In a reversal of their roles, his costar Yunjin Kim (who was born in Korea and lived there until the age of 10) teaches him all his Korean parts on the show.
49	** Also, by the end of the first season, Michael, who is working on a raft with Jin can understand his Korean, although the other characters can't. One character, Sawyer, even refers to Jin as "Chewie".
50	** In a reversal, one episode shows the English-speaking characters from Jin's point of view, which sounds like unintelligible garble.
51	* The Child from ''Series/TheMandalorian'' is unable to talk in Basic, making baby noises or uttering things that almost sound like words ("Patu!") instead, likely due to the speech ability taking a while to develop in his species or not having had people to teach him how to speak when he was hiding.
52	* Kelly from ''Series/{{Misfits}}'' has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVR2GeqXzUs&feature=relmfu such an unusual accent]] that the other characters can't understand her at first, and some fans claim that they still can't. Turns out it's just a really strong Derby accent (you don't tend to hear them on television, or...anywhere outside of Derbyshire really, so most people aren't familiar with it). Those who meet the actress are often shocked to discover that yes, that actually ''is'' her real accent - and if anything, she tones it down slightly for the show!
53	%%* Homer in ''Molly's Gang''.
54	* ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' has Beaker, who speaks in "meep"s and mumbles, and The Swedish Chef, who speaks in [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign pseudo-Scandinavian gibberish]].
55	** Interestingly, Beaker's unintelligible speech seems in-universe:
56	--->'''Miss Piggy:''' Beaker, I told you never to talk to me like that... (Beaker exits) [[LampshadeHanging ...because I can't understand it.]]
57	** The Swedish Chef as well:
58	--->'''Kermit:''' (over the Chef talking) I know, I know, I know, I know, I know! (Chef exits) I don't know.
59	** A recurring gag in the series and other Muppet material is to give them songs -- separately or a duet, or even a trio with Animal, who has a very limited vocabulary and tends toward HulkSpeak. Thus, you end up with a song that's entirely or largely unintelligible -- The show's rendition of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbuRA_D3KU Danny Boy]], or the web short [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHphaS4aPX0 Habanera]] are good examples of the result when you get all three together. Their rendition of "Carol of the Bells" is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysIzPF3BfpQ another good example.]]
60	** One sketch had the Swedish Chef readily admitting that he speaks Mock Swedish and not actual Swedish (to Jean Stapleton, who is apparently fluent in Mock Swedish) and that his real mother tongue is Mock Japanese.
61	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE This video]] has closed captions for the Chef's lines. Once the chef stops speaking, the captions writer [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped apologises that he has no idea what the Chef is actually saying]] and is simply writing things down phonetically. He's not even sure which dish the Chef is supposed to be making...
62	** Camila the chicken and Gonzo's girlfriend is the only of the regular muppets that is not a TalkingAnimal and indeed only makes chicken sounds, yet she's part of all the musical numbers. Gonzo has no problem understanding her though.
63	* Lips in ''Series/TheMuppetsMayhem'' is reimagined this way, speaking in incoherent mumbles that only the band seems to understand perfectly [[spoiler:and eventually Nora as well, once they consider her part of the family]]. That doesn't seem to stop him from having the hookup with every major individual in the music industry however.
64	* CreepyChild Boris in ''Series/MySpyFamily'' is shown rarely, speaks rarely and when he speaks he does it only in Russian and without any subtitles, making him completely incomprehensible to the audience.
65	** Not sure if his lines count as a BilingualBonus.
66	* In the pilot of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' Joel's sidekicks were Crow and Beeper, the latter of whom spoke entirely in electronic beeps and whistles only Crow could understand. When the show entered production Beeper was replaced with the much more articulate Tom Servo to better fit its style of comedy.
67	* Music/OzzyOsbourne parodies his own manner of speech in one commercial spot. His mumble is so bad that he can't even order coffee without sending a text message to the barista. When he is having a therapy session afterwards, his therapist asks how this makes him feel. He mumbles, then sends a text. What did he say? - 'Like I want to shave my bollucks'!
68	** He plays it up again in a later commercial where he laments the numerous failed attempts at having servants over the years. He explains one servant who he claims must have been deaf, then a flashback shows that the servant was not deaf, but rather unable to understand Ozzy's speech.
69	** Ozzy was further lampooned in a ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch where HoratioSanz, playing Ozzy, could only be understood when he sang, never when he spoke.
70	* Eugene Root in ''Series/Preacher2016'', AKA Arseface although he's not called that in the show to date. His disfigurement isn't as pronounced as it is in the comic, but his jaw and mouth are still destroyed; his dialogue is subtitled, but Jesse can understand him just fine.
71	* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'':
72	** Chris Kattan's character Suel Forrester. "Lackie de boo sippy doo wo!" He'd only enunciate clearly when feeling particularly annoyed and sarcastic at other characters' confusion.
73	** The thick-accent variable is the joke behind the fictitious British crime drama ''[[http://donyougorouninrountorero.com Don’ You Go Rounin’ Roun’ To Re Ro]]''.
74	** And then there's Buckwheat. In the commercial for his album "Buh-Weet Sings", Buckwheat sings a song (actually "Bette Davis Eyes" by Music/KimCarnes) where, instead of the title, a bunch of question marks appear on the screen.
75	* Something of a RunningGag in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' when Dr. Cox's son, Jack, began to talk. Subtitles were often needed to understand what he was saying, [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped and sometimes, even then...]]
76	* Sonny on ''The Sean Cullen Show'', who shouted out nonsensical syllables. In one episode, a speech therapist tried to help him, and mistook his unintelligible shouts for correctly pronouncing the word 'Marne', a valley in France.
77	* The low talking girlfriend of Cosmo Kramer on ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''. Only Kramer seemed to understand what she said. (OK, so she once says something intelligible: [[spoiler:"YOU BASTARD!!"]])
78	** Kramer is briefly this after being kicked by Crazy Joe Davola. He starts speaking on the telephone in God-knows-which-language.
79	* ''Series/TheSiflAndOllyShow'' has Flek of the Peto and Flek sketches, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zybv4T4P6Go who speaks entirely by shouting "GEH GEH!"]] Peto can apparently understand him perfectly.
80	* When the Breen were finally introduced in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', they communicated in an electronic-metallic sound that even the UniversalTranslator couldn't decipher.
81	** Also, the Tamarians from the ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Next Generation]]'' episode "Darmok". [[spoiler:Speaking in metaphor]] will do that.
82	** It appears that the universal translator ''can'' decipher the Breen's speech, since other characters show no problems with understanding them. The ''[[TranslationConvention audience]]'', on the other hand...
83	* "Daddy" in ''Series/{{Stella\|UK}}''. Everyone in Pontyberry can understand him perfectly, but outsiders can't.
84	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3HPp5zUJn4 This old lady]] encountered in an episode of ''Series/TheTomGreenShow''.
85	* Don Vito on ''Series/VivaLaBam'', so much so that the subtitles are equally incomprehensible.
86	* In ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', the ''Sound Effects'' game involves Ryan Stiles mouthing all the sounds as Colin Mochrie wordlessly improvises his scene -- any dialogue involved comes out as an indistinct murmur. [[RuleOfFunny Most of the time]].
87	* ''Series/{{Yellowstone}}'': When Lloyd first hears Teeter say something, he asks what language she's speaking, but Rip quickly figures it out. "That's not gibberish. She's just Texan." The rest of the Montanan cowboys frequently say that they can't understand her through her thick Texas drawl.
88	* ''Series/BearInTheBigBlueHouse'' has the lemur Treelo who can be hard to understand even when speaking normally and often descends into a sort of babble that closed-captioning refers to as "Treelo-ese."
89	* Henrietta Pussycat on ''Series/TheChildrensCorner''. ''The Children's Corner'' was an early show with Fred Rogers on a local station in Pittsburgh, before both the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's ''Mister Rogers'' and PBS's ''Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood''. Many of the make-believe characters from ''Mister Rogers' Neighborhood'' had their start on ''The Children's Corner'', including Henrietta Pussycat. Henrietta could only say the words "beautiful," "telephone," and "Mister Rogers," replacing all other words with "Meow," placing her in the ranks of TheUnintelligible. On the later shows, although she still replaced many words with "Meow," she spoke enough English words so that the audience could understand her meaning, and thus she no longer qualified as TheUnintelligible. Although Henrietta referred to her owner, Mister Rogers, he was never seen on screen, making him TheUnseen in that show.
90	** On ''Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood'', the trolley "speaks" in chimes that are understood by everyone in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe.
91	* ''Series/JohnnyAndTheSprites'', which was made by many of the same people as ''The Wubbulous World of Dr Seuss'', had a very similar character named Root.
92	* Lanny from ''Series/LizzieMcGuire'' does not speak at all, nor does he use sign language, but Matt has no problem at all interpreting his nods and smiles, to the confusion of Matt's parents. A smile or a tilt of the head from Lanny can be translate into detailed plans and information. In at least one instance, Matt and Lanny hold a telephone conversation without apparent difficulty.
93	** Melina seems to be able to understand him as well. Maybe it's just something about the age?
94	** Not necessarily. A random repairman, who was appearing for just the episode, seemed to understand him perfectly while the [=McGuires=] were left in confusion.
95	** When Lizzie [[FreakyFridayFlip swaps bodies]] with Matt, ''she'' can understand Lanny, much to her amazement.
96	* Creator/PBSKidsSprout's Chica the (puppet) chicken. Her voice is provided by a kazoo and she never appears without someone who can handle RepeatingSoTheAudienceCanHear duties. This hasn't stopped her from getting her own series (''Series/TheChicaShow''), in which everyone else understands her perfectly. It's implied that she's a child, and since her parents Mr. and Mrs. C speak perfect English she would likely become intelligible if she were to mature. It's come to the point that not everything she says on her starring show and the original ''Series/TheSunnySideUpShow'' block is "translated" outright by others.
97	* ''Series/SesameStreet'' has the Honkers, who communicate by pressing their noses like bike horns, and the Dingers, who press little appendages on their heads like the bells used by hotel clerks. However, their fellow Muppets can understand them, and translate for the human characters (and, by extension, the audience).
98	* In ''Series/TheSootyShow'', Sweep communicates in squeaks, "translated" by Soo or the human presenter. Similarly, Sooty himself "whispers" inaudibly, making him TheVoiceless.
99	* ''Series/TheWubbulousWorldOfDrSeuss'': Little Cat Z, who mutters z-words.
100	* Creator/{{CBBC}} mascot Gordon T. Gopher spoke in squeaks, which were translated by Philip Schofield. When presenter and puppet both moved to ''Series/GoingLive'', Schofield's successors Andy Crane and Andi Peters were accompanied by SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Edd the Duck, who spoke in quacks. ''Gordon T. Gopher'' spin-off media stressed that Schofield was one of only three or so humans in Britain who spoke "Gopherese", but also largely ignored this if Gordon needed to talk to someone else. Averted in the BBC Three ''Gordon'' short in which, without explanation, Gordon is SuddenlyVoiced by Creator/WarwickDavis. (The [[CharacterBlog official Twitter feed]] explains that Davis was his "voice coach".)

Context TheUnintelligible / LiveActionTV