Line #14 Series/AlanBennettsTalkingHeads


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3	''Talking Heads'' (1988) and ''Talking Heads 2'' (1998) are two series of six half-hour monologues by British playwright Creator/AlanBennett. Bennett also created a monologue called ''A Woman of No Importance'' in 1982, which could be seen as the pilot for the series using the same blocking and style, in fact it is often added to the scriptbook.
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5	Some surprisingly dark subject matter, especially in series two which includes a paedophile falling off the wagon, a serial killer who gets away with it and a non-con BDSM club whose victim finally snaps and shoots her abusive husband. During the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, ten of the original monologues were remade with new actors, alongside two brand-new monologues written by Bennett.
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7	[[folder: The Monologues]]
8	* '''A Woman of No Importance''': When Peggy (Creator/PatriciaRoutledge), an office worker who sees herself as the backbone of the place, is hospitalised she realises due to the lack of visitors that she wasn't the figurehead she felt she was. Not remade for the 2020 series.
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10	!!Series One (Screened in 1988)
11	This series was also adapted for radio in 1991; unless otherwise noted, the actors were the same as in the original TV versions.
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13	* '''A Chip in the Sugar''': Middle-aged Graham (Alan Bennett in the original, Martin Freeman in the 2020 remake) lives with his elderly mother and follows a strict routine, however an old flame of his mother's appears, causing trouble. Just as they prepare for a late marriage, Graham discovers the old man's secrets and smugly reveals them at the cost of his mother's happiness, allowing Graham to resume his life as it was before.
14	* '''A Lady of Letters''': Irene (Creator/PatriciaRoutledge in the original, Creator/ImeldaStaunton in the remake) frequently writes letters of complaint - seeing this as an opportunity to improve public services or help the police. However, she has gone too far with her latest letter, resulting in a spell at prison. She makes good of a bad situation, gaining new skills, new friends and feeling truly happy for the first time in her life.
15	* '''Bed Among the Lentils''': Susan (Dame Creator/MaggieSmith in the original, Anna Massey in the 1991 radio adaptation, Lesley Manville in the 2020 remake) is the unhappy, alcoholic wife of a Vicar who has a 'fan club' of older women that he focuses more of his time on. Susan goes to Leeds to buy her drink and it's there she finds her escape through a brief affair with an Asian greengrocer.
16	* '''Soldiering On''': Muriel (Stephanie Cole / Harriet Walter), a pillar of her community has always learnt to adapt; newly widowed, she hopes she can carry on regardless, but after trusting her son her circumstances change, resulting in her losing her home and leaving her poor. She still thinks nothing bad of the situation.
17	* '''Her Big Chance''': Lesley (Julie Walters / Jodie Comer), an actress who has had only minor credits as an extra, finally gets a big role in a movie. As she makes the film and then returns home it's clear to the viewer that she has starred in a softcore porno.
18	* '''A Cream Cracker under the Settee''': Doris (Thora Hird), an old woman with OCD has fallen after trying to clean. Whilst trapped under the sofa, she thinks back to the past and realises that her home help isn't cleaning up like she wants. Doris fears that if rescued, she would be sent to an old folks' home so she prefers to die, and chooses not to let a visitor know that she is hurt. Not remade for the 2020 series.
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20	!!Series Two (Screened in 1998)
21	* '''Miss Fozzard Finds Her Feet''': Miss Fozzard (Creator/PatriciaRoutledge / Maxine Peake), a lonely middle-aged woman, is caring for her brother after his stroke. Her only escape is her "foot fella" but after she gets a new one, he reveals a foot fetish. When her brother goes broke after overpaying the carer, Miss Fozzard finds escape with her podiatrist.
22	* '''The Hand of God''': Celia (Eileen Atkins / Kristin Scott Thomas) owns an antique shop and she gets close to older neighbours, so she can get something from their grand houses. Her latest target dies and leaves everything to a relative, and Celia gets only a box of "junk". However, after one item in the box turns out to be a Michelangelo study for the Art/SistineChapel, she is made a fool of by the media and nothing is sold in her beloved shop.
23	* '''Playing Sandwiches''': Wilfred (David Haig / Lucien Msamati) is a park maintenance man with a good working skill. However, he hides a dark secret: he's a paedophile who is trying to be on the straight and narrow. The stress of his superior searching for old personnel records that would reveal Wilfred's history, and the friendship of a mother and her daughter, results in Wilfred giving in to his old ways and he is fired and arrested. In jail, he reflects on his flaws.
24	* '''The Outside Dog''': Clean freak Marjory (Julie Walters / Rochenda Sandall) discovers as the story goes on that her husband Stuart is up to something; she is annoyed at the mess his dog makes, and won't let the dog indoors. Stuart is highly sexual and frequently makes demands of Marjory after he comes home. When he is arrested as a murderer, Marjory tries to carry on, only then she finds proof of his crimes. Stuart is acquitted due to lack of evidence, and she is forced to allow his dog into the house.
25	* '''Nights in the Gardens of Spain''': Rosemary (Penelope Wilton / Tamsin Greig), a golf widow, befriends a neighbour who killed her husband after years of being used as a sex slave. Rosemary finds that her own husband might have been involved, and before she gains enough confidence to leave him, her friend dies and Rosemary is trapped in Spain for the remainder of her life.
26	* '''Waiting for the Telegram''': Violet (Thora Hird) is confused after having a stroke and her memories come and go. She can't remember her son and when told she will be receiving a telegram from the Queen, she recalls a sad moment from the past. As she reflects on this story to her only friend, a gay nurse called Francis, she notices the AIDS that will kill him soon. Not remade for the 2020 series.
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28	!!New monologues for the 2020 remake
29	* '''An Ordinary Woman''': Gwen (Sarah Lancashire) begins developing sexual feelings toward her teenage son. This leads to her family falling apart, and Gwen having a breakdown and spending time in hospital. She returns home and resumes normal life with her family, convincing them that she has now recovered from her "mental illness" - though her feelings for her son remain unchanged.
30	* '''The Shrine''': Lorna (Monica Dolan) is suddenly widowed when her husband dies in a motorbike accident. She visits the location regularly, keeping it exactly as it was when he died. Her image of him is shattered when she learns he was living a double life, and she destroys the shrine, deciding she doesn't want to find out any more than she already knows.
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33	!!Tropes Used:
34	* AdaptedOut: ''A Cream Cracker Under the Settee'' and ''Waiting for the Telegram'' were not included in the 2020 adaptation, so Doris and Violet do not appear.
35	* BittersweetEnding: Susan might still be married to a vicar and her [[spoiler:Asian lover]] has moved away to a better shop and [[spoiler:to bring his young bride to the UK]], but she's going to AA and her husband is focusing more on her than the 'Fan Club'.
36	** Irene might be [[spoiler:in jail]] but she has learnt skills that means [[spoiler:an early release]] and a second chance in life.
37	** Muriel in Soldering On is now living alone [[spoiler:Giles has spent her money, but has removed visitation rights for her and her grandchildren]] she has only the TV for entertainment and is forced to have handouts, but she refuses to believe she's a tragic character. However the only real positive in this story is her mentally ill daughter Margret, after being given psychiatric help, she's nearly living a normal life.
38	* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: Doris, who chooses not to alert a visitor to the fact that she has fallen and is badly hurt, evidently preferring this to an undignified existence in a [[spoiler:nursing home]] which, she fears, would probably kill her anyway.
39	* BottleEpisode: Most of the monologues are bottle episodes, with no other people appearing, and in only one location, usually a room in the speaker's house.
40	* BrokenPedestal: Lorna develops this toward her late husband in ''The Shrine'' with the discovery that [[spoiler:he had a secret double life which, it is suggested, included an affair with a much younger man.]]
41	* ChurchLady: In "Bed Among the Lentils", one of the things making Susan's life as the Vicar's wife difficult is the 'fan club', a group of mature ladies who do volunteer activities like cleaning and decorating the church. They're the type who are gossipy and jealous of position and short of genuine Christian virtues.
42	%% * CloudCuckooLander: Lesley.
43	* DarkerAndEdgier: Series Two deals with darker themes such as paedophilia, BDSM, serial killings, and [[spoiler:Violet's nurse dying from AIDS.]]
44	* DeathOfAChild: Occurs in ''A Lady of Letters'' when Irene finds out [[spoiler:that her neighbour's child has died from leukaemia.]]
45	* DisposableSexWorker: In ''The Outside Dog'', Stuart's victims appear to have been this.
46	* DissonantSerenity: In ''An Ordinary Woman'', Gwen tries to confess her feelings for her son to the local vicar. The vicar takes this with eerie calm, even asking if Gwen has told her husband about it.
47	* DoomedProtagonist: Wilfred in ''Playing Sandwiches'' ends up back in [[spoiler:jail due to his paedophilia]], he reflects on it by saying
48	--->'''Wilfred''': [[spoiler:It's the one part of my life that feels right... and that's the bit that's wrong]].
49	** Miss Schofield in ''A Woman of No Importance'' [[spoiler:ultimately dies from her illness.]]
50	%% * DownerEnding: It's Alan Bennett's most believable trope.
51	* DueToTheDead: The title of ''The Shrine'' refers to flowers placed at the roadside where Lorna's husband was killed in an accident. Played with in that, even when Lorna asked the police not to mark the spot because her husband didn't like flowers, they insisted on doing it anyway since it encourages the public to drive safely.
52	* DuringTheWar: Violet's clearest recollections.
53	* EatTheEvidence: Doris finds a cream cracker under the sofa, "proving" her suspicions that the home help is not cleaning thoroughly. She eats the cracker and even remarks on this trope when she realises it.
54	* EuropeansAreKinky: The [[spoiler:pornographic]] movie in which Lesley stars [[spoiler:was made by a German director for release in his home country, and he originally wanted to cast a French actress in the role.]]
55	* FemaleMisogynist: Miss Fozzard says that she is "not a feminist"; and doesn't trust a female chiropodist with her feet.
56	* FlushTheEvidence: Irene disposes of a prescription in this way, which is surprising as she is very prim and proper.
57	--> '''Irene''': I shan't bother with it. In fact I put it down the toilet. I don't know who you write to about doctors.
58	%% * GoldDigger: Celia. And then there's Mallory Malloy.
59	* HeelRealization: Miss Fozzard when she realises talking about [[spoiler:her kinky podiatrist]] has been used against her by her work colleague and her brother.
60	* HookerWithAHeartOfGold: [[spoiler:Miss Fozzard]] seems to see herself as this after [[spoiler:she enters an arrangement with her chiropodist to be paid to "model" shoes for him and perform BDSM-style acts in them.]]
61	* InnocentInaccurate: Possibly Lesley, who may or not realise that she is starring in [[spoiler:porn]].
62	** Muriel in ''Soldiering On'', who naively doesn't understand her son's mismanagement of her money until it is too late.
63	** Miss Schofield in ''A Woman Of No Importance'' believes that she's well-liked in her office and others depend on her efficiency. [[spoiler:When she's admitted to hospital, none of her co-workers come to visit her and she is swiftly dismissed from her job; it's questionable whether she realises the implications of this.]]
64	* ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime: Doris is trying to find help, she goes to the Front Window hoping to catch, only to yell at a kid peeing in her front lawn, then realising that she scared away a potential hero, however, she knows a policeman would call, but she ruins it when she convinces herself that any call for help will result in the Council declaring her unfit and sending her to a retirement home regardless.
65	** Celia plans to curry favour with the old woman or at least her nurse to get a better picking of the valuables, something she has done before, but this is until the old woman dies and the supposedly death niece arrives.
66	** Wilfred is working under another name, hiding the truth from his superior, but eventually, he finds the truth and fires him.
67	* LastNameBasis: Miss Fozzard's first name is never mentioned.
68	* TheLostLenore: Violet's first love was killed in World War I and she was notified of his death by telegram, causing her to become confused and somewhat upset when told that for her upcoming hundredth birthday she will receive a telegram from the Queen.
69	* MistakenForCheating: In ''An Ordinary Woman'', Gwen believes that her son might return her feelings, so she gets a new hairstyle and wears more makeup to look attractive to him. He has no idea what she's thinking, and instead assumes she is cheating on his father.
70	* MyGodWhatHaveIDone?: Irene has this moment when [[spoiler:she is arrested]] and realises the letters she sent to a family whose child has [[spoiler:died of cancer]] were unwanted harassment. Marjory has one at the end when she [[spoiler:aided her killer husband in hiding evidence]] and is forced to bring the outside dog indoors.
71	* NerdsAreSexy: Lesley's movie ends with [[spoiler:an explicit sex scene]] between the hero and his bespectacled librarian girlfriend, after he chose her over the glamorous {{Moll}} Lesley plays.
72	* NosyNeighbor: In Bed Among The Lentils, Susan has to deal with the fan club a group of older women that fuss around her Vicar husband but Susan is negated, no wonder she turns to drink.
73	** Also Celia in The Hand of God is one and considers the other Antique Shop owners this.
74	* OopNorth: Most (but not all) episodes.
75	* OutdatedName: In ''An Ordinary Woman'', Gwen's around 12/13-year-old daughter is named Maureen - a name you wouldn't expect to see on someone under the age of at least 45, much less a tween.
76	* ParentalFavouritism: Gwen favoured her son over her daughter even before developing inappropriate feelings for him.
77	* ParentalIncest:
78	** Gwen in ''An Ordinary Woman'' has a sexual obsession with her young teenage son. She also references a friend who appears to have a rather inappropriate relationship with her own son, as they often "joke" about being attracted to each other.
79	** In ''A Chip in the Sugar'', Graham's relationship with his mother has overtones of this even though he is gay.
80	** In ''Soldering On'', [[spoiler:Margaret]], Muriel's mentally ill [[spoiler:daughter]] was suggested to be abused by [[spoiler:her father]] but Muriel wasn't sure.
81	* ParentalObliviousness: ''Soldering On'' has Muriel not realising that her son Giles was disinherited because he was poor with money, it costs her the security of her home.
82	* PornStash: Graham has one and doesn't know his mother knows about it.
83	* RaceLift: In the remake, Wilfred in ''Playing Sandwiches'' and Marjorie in ''The Outside Dog'' are played by actors of color (Lucian Msamati and Rochenda Sandall respectively), averting the MonochromeCasting of the original series.
84	* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The 2020 remakes could not use actors over 70 because they were produced during (and, indeed, because of) the COVID-19 pandemic. This resulted in one or two of the monologues being performed by actors younger than the parts were written for (most notably 'The Outside Dog' and 'Miss Fozzard Finds Her Feet'), and the two Thora Hird episodes not being remade at all.
85	* ReallyGetsAround: Lesley. Oddly, she doesn't seem to realise it.
86	* RuleOfSymbolism: The windows of the house in Marbella look more like the kind you would see in a prison.
87	* ShoutOut: Lesley's soft-porn film is obviously a cheap European rip-off of the Film/JamesBond film ''Film/{{Thunderball}}''.
88	* SkewedPriorities: Rosemary admits that when she saw the body of Fran's husband (whom Fran had shot in the head) her first thought was that all the blood would have ruined the carpet.
89	* SympatheticAdulterer: Susan in ''Bed Among the Lentils''
90	* SympathyForTheDevil: Wilfred, although a serial abuser of children (and unrepentant), is nevertheless sympathetic to the audience.
91	* TitleDrop: Occurs in both ''Playing Sandwiches'' and ''An Ordinary Woman''
92	* TheTopicOfCancer: In ''Nights in the Garden of Spain'' [[spoiler:Fran dies suddenly from this, destroying Rosemary's hopes of a new life for them.]] Irene in ''A Lady of Letters'' is horrified to discover that [[spoiler:the neighbours she harassed because she suspected them of child abuse have, in fact, just lost their child to leukaemia.]]
93	* TragicAIDSStory: Francis the nurse dies of HIV related pneumonia.
94	* TrophyRoom: Celia describes the house of the old women's this, she is almost is check-listing what she wants from each room.
95	* TypeCasting: [[invoked]] Lesley is concerned about this, saying that she would like to play more serious roles but only ever seems to be cast as "fun-loving" women who'd be "at home on a bar stool"
96	* UnreliableNarrator: The characters often don't see what the audience does.
97	** In "Bed Among the Lentils", the first time Susan admits her alcohol problem to the audience is when she reports that she's started attending AA meetings. Before that, she talks around the issue even when she's describing her own increasingly erratic behaviour. For instance, she'll mention going to the shop because "I couldn't find anything in the cupboard", and she retells the incident where the vicar discovers that someone has been raiding the sacramental wine without ever saying outright that it was her.
98	* VillainProtagonist: Celia, who befriends a terminally ill old lady that she barely knows so that she can get all her swag when she dies.
99	** Wilfred is a convicted paedophile [[spoiler:who has re-offended by the end of the episode.]]
100	%% * WhamLine: At least one per episode.
101	* WorthlessTreasureTwist: Celia thinks very little about the trash that was given to her, she thinks about trashing the picture favouring the frame, she's amazed when the man buys it. However upon discovering it's importance Celia is near to tears.
102	* YoungerThanTheyLook:
103	** Occurs in some of the 2020 remakes, where it's evident the character is supposed to be older than the actor playing them.
104	** Part of Gwen's justification for her actions in ''An Ordinary Woman'' is that she thinks her son looks older than his actual age of 15.

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