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3''Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere'' is Creator/Channel4 BritCom spun-off from the popular comedy ''Series/PhoenixNights'' that sees former Phoenix Club doormen Max (Creator/PeterKay) and Paddy (Paddy [=McGuinness=]) aimlessly travelling around Britain in a motorhome that they bought with the proceeds from faking an assassination and pocketing the cash during the final episodes of ''Phoenix Nights''.
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9* AccidentalPublicConfession: Although it occurs in private; during an argument, Max's ex-girlfriend Tina frustratedly blurts out that [[spoiler: they have a child together.]]
10* ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by teammates for his physical resemblance to Patrick [=McGuinness=].
11* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Or as Paddy calls them, "Big Bob's [[PrecisionFStrike Bastard]] Beans".
12* AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy.
13* AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way."
14* AmusingInjuries: Gypsy Joe's broken leg when Max and Paddy accidentally drop him from a TV screen(which they're using as a stretcher) from a great height.
15* AssShove:
16** When Paddy was a child he used to frequently shove ''Franchise/StarWars'' action figures up his arse and once had to be taken to hospital after sticking an Obi-Wan Kenobi figure up there.
17** One can only guess what Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though.
18** Upon [[spoiler: being sent to prison for stealing a school bus full of children (see BigDamnHeroes)]], Max and Paddy face the unpleasant ordeal of a rectal examination [[spoiler: to ensure they're not smuggling anything into the prison.]]
19* AxCrazy: Billy the Butcher, full stop.
20* BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. He also keeps a poster of ''Film/BladeII'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer.
21* BavarianFireDrill: Max and Paddy posing as paramedics as part of their ZanyScheme to steal a plasma TV. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off.
22* BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard.
23* BearyFunny: Max and Paddy disguise themselves as dancing bears to obtain a TV screen from a supermarket. [[HandsomeLech Paddy]] exploits his costume to feel up a little boy's mother.
24* BigDamnHeroes:
25** Tina has an offscreen one in Episode Four that's both intentional and accidental. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]
26** A more straight example comes in the last episode. When [[spoiler: Max's psychotic friend Billy is about to murder him, Paddy (who had just been shot in the buttocks and was presumed by both Max and Billy to be dead or severely injured) knocks him out with a traffic cone.]]
27* BlandNameProduct: Paddy is frustrated that Max insists on buying cheap groceries like "Big Bob's Beans" and water bottled in the mountains of Afghanistan.
28* BritishBrevity: Only six episodes were made.
29* ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. The entire male staff of the Phoenix Club (expect Brian) in Episode 4, stripped nude and sprayed with disinfectant.
30* TheCameo: The cast of Series/PhoenixNights briefly reprise their roles in Episodes Two and Four.
31* CampGay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ([[spoiler:the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up]]) boyfriend.
32* {{Catchphrase}}:
33** A few. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive).
34** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four.
35** Despite being a one-shot character, Billy manages to get one by frequently adding the phrase "But not in a gay way" to anything that could be considered a DoubleEntendre.
36* CantHoldHisLiquor: Max accuses Paddy of this in the first episode but he contends that he must have been [[SlippingAMickey spiked]]. The revelation about the girls they took home means that this very likely was the case.
37* CarFu: Max and Paddy accidentally kill a cow by ramming it. HilarityEnsues.
38* CaughtWithYourPantsDown: In a deleted scene from the first episode, Paddy walks in on Max having some..."private time" in the toilet with his (Paddy's) copy of Razzle.
39--->'''Max:''' Man has needs.\
40'''Paddy:''' Man has lock on door.
41* CelebrityParadox: In episode three, in the scene where The Wolfster writes his telephone number on a beermat and hands it to Max, it is clearly a Peter Kay beermat, tying in with Kay's TV adverts for John Smith's bitter.
42* CharlieAndTheChocolateParody: One episode starts with Paddy getting a job in a promo called ''Willy Walker's Chocolate Factory''. He arrives to work to find a load of muscular black men in top hats. Paddy's limping the next time we see him.
43* ChekhovsGunman: Max's ex-girlfriend Tina appears in flashbacks in Episode Two before playing an important role in Episodes Three and Four. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six.
44* CloudCuckoolander:
45** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] He either thinks he actually is Music/CliffRichard or just has a disturbing love of him; looking like him, having a painting of him on the wall surrounded by candles, and singing Millennium Prayer to it all night.
46** Also, the farmer who sells Max and Paddy his pig. [[spoiler:Or at least, the man they think is the farmer.]]
47* CoitusInterruptus: After Max and Paddy bring two girls back the motorhome, Paddy predictably has sex with one while Max prefers to have a drink and a civilised chat with the other. Then he switches on the engine to show off their new plasma television. Paddy is not happy.
48* ContinuityNod: When Young Kenny appears in Episode Four, he still has the impossible to remove tiger facepaint that he got at Brian's fun day in Series 2 of Series/PhoenixNights.
49* ConvenientlyCellmates: [[spoiler: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They still end up in cells next door to each other though.]]
50* DepravedDwarf: Subverted by Max's dwarf girlfriend, Tina, who's very much one of the nicest characters in the series.
51* DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals.
52* DisabledSnarker: A woman with a HookHand flips Paddy off when he tries his CasanovaWannabe shtick on her. ''With her pincer.'''
53* DisproportionateRetribution:
54** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn't do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500.]]
55** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. Brian has been [[spoiler: fronting a very public campaign to get Max and Paddy released from prison which destroys the persona of rich gangsters that they used to live an easy and safe life while inside. As soon as they're released, they call in an anthrax threat at the Phoenix Club on the night of Jerry's 60th birthday party.]] Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]
56** In Max and Paddy’s defence, they did tell Brian that he was going to ruin their chances of freedom, so Brian should have known that that something bad was going come out of this. But then again, there was no way the rest of the Phoenix staff knew about it, assuming Brian kept it to himself and went along with the campaign anyway. The staff, however get punished as well as Brian, at the end of Episode 4.
57* DoItYourselfThemeTune: The theme song was written by Toni Baker and Peter Kay, and borrowed heavily from the theme to ''Series/BJAndTheBear''.
58* DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. And Max going along with it until one of them goes too far. No wonder Tina left him.
59* EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed "Spazzy Paddy".
60* EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard.
61* EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles.
62* EpicFail:
63** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He was tunnelling towards the next cell.]]
64** Also, his and Paddy's attempts to sell a pig ''to a Halal restaurant!''
65* EstablishingCharacterMoment: [[AxCrazy Billy the Butcher]] is introduced beating up a pizza delivery man with a bin for bringing him the wrong delivery. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]
66* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Raymond, the main antagonist of Episode 4 clearly loves his boyfriend Pepe, and vice-versa.
67* EvilFormerFriend: Billy the Butcher to Max. And he's also an AxCrazy Yandere.
68* EvilIsPetty: Billy the Butcher gets into childish arguments with Paddy over song titles.
69* EvilSoundsDeep: Raymond The Bastard.
70* ExpositoryThemeTune: All together now:
71-->''''Don't know where we're going, got no way of knowing.
72-->Driving on the road to nowhere.
73-->Sponging for a living, checking out the women.
74-->Riding on the road to nowhere.
75-->And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun.
76-->We're Max and Paddy. Paddy and Max.
77-->And best of all, we don't pay council tax.''''
78* FanDisservice: At the end of Episode Four, we see the male cast of Series/PhoenixNights (apart from Brian) naked when [[spoiler: Max and Paddy call in an anthrax threat and they are forced to strip naked and get hosed down with some kind of chemical suppressant.]]. Thankfully when they turn around, the credits are used as a SceneryCensor.
79* FatBastard: Not Max, but one of Raymond the Bastard's hired thugs is pretty fat.
80* FatAndSkinny: Max and Paddy respectively.
81* FatIdiot: Max is as much a KnowNothingKnowItAll as he was back in Phoenix Nights.
82* GagPenis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Creator/BurtReynolds."
83* {{GassHole}}: The pig that Max and Paddy buy from a farmer impulsively ends up filling their motorhome with the stench of its farts. Max actually has to wear goggles to defend his eyes.
84* {{Gayngster}}: Raymond the Bastard is possibly a Yardie, definitely a scary convict, and definitely gay.
85* GreenEyedMonster: Billy the Butcher is murderously jealous of Paddy for replacing him as Max's bouncing partner.
86* HappilyMarried: Tina and Kevin Wolfson/"The Wolfster". At the very least, he doesn't make rude jokes about her dwarfism like her first love Max did.
87* HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. Eventually, she goes to the Police and gets Max and Paddy released at the cost of keeping her secret, as well as finally letting Max meet Daniel after his release.]] Max in turn makes his own heroic sacrifice by [[spoiler: not telling Daniel that he is his father, and letting Tina's family remain intact.]]
88* HonestJohnsDealership: Gypsy Joe's shop is in the back of a lorry and everything is stolen. Also Mick Bustin', but he's a car repair man, not a salesman.
89* HoneyTrap: Tracey and Sharon, the girls that Max and Paddy take home in Episode One after going out dressed as sailors. [[spoiler: They're better known as the Belgrano Sisters ( "on account of all the sailors that have gone down on them") and their MO is to pick up sailors in nightclubs, [[SlippingAMickey drug them]], and rob them blind.]]
90* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Taken to its absolute limit with Max (who is both tall and fairly large) and Tina (a woman with dwarfism)
91* {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a "typical thieving gyppo" and is glad he's eating the grapes they brought him for an injury they caused while heaving him off a bridge so they could escape with the TV he'd just helped them steal.
92* HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). When Paddy insists that there's ''not'' a difference, Max calls him "Mr. Politically Incorrect!"
93* UsefulNotes/IrishTravellers: Gypsy Joe is possibly an Irish Traveller, judging by his accent and the nationality of his actor, though as far as Max and Paddy are concerned, he's just a RoguishRomani.
94* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long-lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family.]]
95* JailBake: [[spoiler: Averted. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume it's this trope. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]
96-->'''Max (Excited):''' [[spoiler: And what's in this cake?]]\
97'''Brian:''' [[spoiler: Sponge and a bit of jam. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? It's [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]].]]
98* IAmAHumanitarian: When pretending to be brutal gangsters, Paddy pretends to have eaten the last person who insulted him, with a perfectly serious face.
99* InnocentlyInsensitive: What Max thinks he was when he laughed along with his bouncing friends' jokes about Tina's dwarfism. She certainly doesn't agree with him.
100* ItsAllAboutMe: Both Max and Paddy are prone to this.
101* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. They're generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them.
102* LargeHam: Mix Bustin, as played by {{Music/Slade}}'s Noddy Holder.
103* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: Episode Three contains a montage of [[spoiler:Max following his long lost son to school and trying to deal with the news that he's a father]] set to the Boyzone cover of "Father & Son". Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks "How many times are you going to play that song?"
104* LookBehindYou: Paddy does this to distract Billy the Butcher and escape into the motorhome, when Billy realises Paddy rifled through his duffle bag.
105* LudicrousGibs: Implied in the case of the weird farmer's wife, who got killed by a combine harvester.
106* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Averted. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]
107* LuxuryPrisonSuite: [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot.]]
108* MacGyvering: When Max and Paddy refuse to pay an extortionate repair fee for the motorhome; [[spoiler: they break into the garage where it's being held, build a battering ram out of ladders and oil drums, fix it to the roof of the motorhome, and bust their way out of the garage.]]
109* MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. [[GassHole A lot.]] It doesn't take long before they try selling it.
110* MistakenForGay:
111** A RunningGag in the first episode is an African family camped near the motorhome catching Max and Paddy in seemingly compromising positions. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while masturbating.
112** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording.
113-->'''Max''': Me and him, when we're living together, we're kings of the road.\
114'''Bobster''': Don't you mean ''queens''?!\
115'''Max''': How dare you?! Let's get one thing straight, and I mean ''straight''. I don't [[UnusualEuphemism drink from both pipes]] and [[HandsomeLech that lad]] ''definitely'' does not!
116* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast:
117** Raymond the Bastard, obviously.
118** And Billy the Butcher.
119* NiceJobBreakingItHero: [[spoiler:Granted, Brian Potter's only a "hero" by loose definition, but he ends up outing Max and Paddy as harmless bouncers instead of hardcore gangsters by appealing for their release from prison on TV.]]
120* NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? He's not. He's a bog-standard white man.
121* NotMyDriver: Max and Paddy try to hijack [[spoiler:the school bus that Max's son goes on]] like this, [[spoiler:only to find themselves on the wrong bus]].
122* AnOfferYouCantRefuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen.
123* OhCrap:
124** Replace "crap" with "fuck" and you've got Mick Bustin's exact reaction when he sees [[spoiler: that Max and Paddy have stolen the keys to all of his clients' cars.]]
125** Also Max and Paddy in Episode Four when [[spoiler: a news report about them, set up by Brian, is seen on one of the prison's TV; blowing their persona of rich gangsters and revealing to Raymond The Bastard that they have been lying to him.]]
126** In Episode Six, [[spoiler: Max and Paddy are being sternly warned about potentially becoming repeat offenders due to associating themselves with Billy the Butcher. However, the police chief admits that they were instrumental in ensuring Billy's arrest, and is willing to let them off. Max suddenly sees CCTV footage of him and Paddy cutting down a speed camera and tossing it into a bush. By the time the police chief notices it, the boys have bailed.]]
127* OohMeAccentsSlipping: When Max sings "That's Why They Call It The Blues" in Episode Three, Peter Kay's natural voice slips through more than usual.
128* OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle).
129* PaperThinDisguise: Max and Paddy's paramedic disguises during the TV theft in Episode One. Amazingly, no one calls them on it.
130* ParallelPornTitles: Paddy owns a DVD of ''[[Series/CharliesAngels Charlie's Anals]]'' and later appears in a film called ''[[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory]]''.
131* ThePigpen: Paddy considers Max to be this. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]].
132* PreAssKickingOneLiner: [[spoiler:"'Ave it!" spoken by Paddy to Billy the Butcher when knocking him out with a traffic cone.]]
133* PrecisionFStrike: Mick Bustin's OhCrap moment.
134* PrisonEpisode: [[spoiler:Episode Four after being set up at the end of Episode Three.]]
135* PrisonRape: Mentioned a number of times by Paddy [[spoiler: when he and Max are in prison.]] They do get cornered by local DepravedHomosexual Raymond the Bastard in the showers, after dropping soap, but [[SubvertedTrope he doesn't rape them]]. He just forces Max to shake his hand. [[{{Squick}} The same hand he's just lathered shampoo onto his groin with.]]
136* PrisonsAreGymnasiums: [[spoiler: Episode Four includes a scene set in the prison's exercise yard and at the start of the episode, Paddy's cellmate challenges him and Max to a game of tennis.]]
137* PsychopathicManchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by ExactWords including the creators as well as the show titles. Apparently, he wasn't much better as an actual child, stabbing his careworker 18 times with a potato peeler for making him play with a jigsaw puzzle that he didn't like.
138* RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. They end up changing their minds by the end of the episode [[spoiler:when they see a pig- possibly the same pig they bought from the farmer and ended up caring for- roast and served at a pub, and order two nut cutlets instead]].
139* TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bustin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of {{Music/Slade}}.
140* RightThroughTheWall:
141** In the first episode, Max and Paddy pull two girls at a nightclub and bring them back to the motorhome. Paddy is steaming drunk and has very loud sex in his bedroom while Max tries to have a drink and a chat with the other girl in the living room.
142** A variant of this happens at the end of the same episode after Max and Paddy finally get some speakers for their TV and Paddy puts on his [[ParallelPornTitles "Charlie's Anals"]] DVD. Though Paddy doesn't get very far before the volume wakes Max up.
143* RoguishRomani: Gypsy Joe, played by ''Series/MrsBrownsBoys'' actor Brendan O'Caroll. Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre.
144* ScaryBlackMan: Raymond The Bastard.
145* SceneryCensor: At the end of Episode Four. See FanDisservice.
146* SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Paddy doesn't oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders.
147* SecondLove: The Wolfster for Tina.
148* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Max and Paddy.
149* SeinfeldianConversation: Max and Paddy have these fairly regularly. Especially when they're on the road.
150* ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you'd expect, a bastard.
151* ShotInTheAss: [[spoiler:Where Billy the Butcher's bullet ends up hitting Paddy. Paddy is still bleeding profusely when he walks away afterwards.]]
152* ShoutOut:
153** The climax of Episode Two is a homage to ''Series/TheATeam'' complete with the theme tune playing in the background.
154** [[Film/MidnightCowboy Paddy going to an audition dressed as a cowboy while "Everybody's Talkin'" plays]].
155** The "Row Row Row Your Boat" sequence on the bus in episode three is borrowed from ''Film/DirtyHarry''.
156** In Episode Four, [[spoiler: Max tries to start [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption tunnelling out of prison]].]]
157** [[spoiler: Billy has apparently killed Paddy, and upon hearing the police, Max pleads with Billy to give himself up, shouting [[WaxingLyrical “Billy, don’t be a hero!”]]]]
158* StraightGay: Raymond The Bastard, compared to his boyfriend Pepe.
159* ThemeNaming: Max and his school friends all have nicknames derived from their names that end in "–ster": Max-ster, Wolf-ster, Patel-ster, and... [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Foster-ster]]
160* ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. As is Raymond The Bastard.
161* ToBeContinued: Episode Three ends on the cliffhanger of [[spoiler: Max and Paddy stealing a school bus full of children in an attempt for Max to see his son.]]
162* TunnelKing: [[spoiler: Max's attempts at this leave a lot to be desired. See EpicFail.]]
163* ViolentGlaswegian: Billy the Butcher is from Newcastle, not Scotland, but otherwise he qualifies as this.
164* VocalEvolution: Max's voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay's voice.
165* WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. [[spoiler: Daniel]] lampshades this.
166* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of Series/PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them. She doesn't appear to be doing that anymore.
167* TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Ironically, he's also gay, and Jamaica, where the original Yardies started out, is a country with a reputation for homophobia.
168* YouCanLeaveYourHatOn: Non-sexy variant, when the Phoenix Club staff (the male half, anyway) is forced to strip nude and get sprayed with disinfectant, Young Kenny is still wearing his hat.
169* ZanyScheme: Max, Paddy, and Gypsy Joe's plan to steal a plasma TV from a shopping centre. Max and Paddy pose as members of staff, and Joe pretends to faint so an ambulance will be called while Max and Paddy steal the TV from the stockroom. Max and Paddy then dress as paramedics and use the TV under a blanket as a stretcher to get all three out of the building. [[spoiler:They carry out a similar robbery at the end of the same episode, except this time the [[GoldDigger Belgrano Sisters]] are doing it for them]].

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