Line #108 SelfDemonstrating/Waluigi


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2	[[caption-width-right:188: Were you expecting [[http://www.mariowiki.com/Luigi someone else?]] [[MemeticMutation TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!]]]]
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4	''(This page is best read [[CantUnhearIt in the voice of]] Creator/CharlesMartinet with a snide, nasally Italian accent)''
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6	Waluigi is a character from the ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' video game series. Created to be Luigi's rival, he debuted in--
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10	HEY, YOU.
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12	YEAH, YOU.
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14	DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS????
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16	IT'S THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY. OF EVERY DAY EVER.
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18	WAAALUIGI TIME! WAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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20	Now that you have been introduced to the greatness of Waluigi, we can talk. I am Waluigi, the greatest superstar in the world. I am the [[EvilCounterpart nemesis]] of the stupid green chicken coward Luigi, and I hate that guy! Hate hate hate hate! Urrgh. Waluigi would do anything to get rid of him. He thinks he is sooo nice. Everyone loooooooves Luigi. WHY CAN'T THOSE LOSERS LOVE WALUIGI TOO! I AM EVERYTHING THAT LOSER IS BUT BETTER! WAH!
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22	Err, anyway, I got my first job with the game ''VideoGame/MarioTennis'', alongside my brother [[VideoGame/WarioLand Wario]]. And yes, he ''is'' my brother. [[FlipFlopOfGod Doesn't matter what they say to you, he is my brother]]. He is a [[{{Greed}} greedy]], smelly boy, but he is the only friend I have in this loser kingdom besides my sweet Piranha Plants. Those guys at Nintendo were designing the game, and Wario needed a partner. Then, my creator Fuhimide Aoki came up with the brilliant idea (Best idea ever. '''''EVER!''''') to create a rival for Luigi. Luckily for the entire world, Waluigi existed, and I had just moved into the Mushroom Kingdom. They talked to me, and the rest of my glorious history is already known.
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24	From that day forward, I would go on and become the absolute '''GREATEST''' Mario character of all. Waluigi has tons of fans and he knows it. I know it because they always invite me to every party. Okay, so maybe it's because I am Wario's friend, and the only one he can count on to beat the Mario Bros, but still, everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom loves Waluigi.
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26	I haven't appeared yet in any of my [[VideoGame/WarioLand brother's]] [[VideoGame/WarioWare games]], but, to be honest, I have better things to do than helping my bro in his stupid treasure hunts, or his silly stabs at video game development. I never showed up in any of the Mario platforming games either, because Waluigi would '''never''' help that goody-goody Mario and his stupid brother Luigi. So far, I have been only a major guest star to the parties, [[DemotedToExtra and that's it]]. Waluigi has much better things to do than save any [[DamselInDistress princess]][[spoiler:, although Waluigi actually likes that stupid princess Daisy, who decided to stay with Luigi. '''''ARGH''''']]
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28	Alongside my brilliant appearances in the ''Mario'' series (which should be named ''Waluigi'' series), I also take some time from my very busy schedule to appease my fans. I make appearances in the [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash Bros series]]. Since Waluigi is too strong to be a fighter or a boss, they put me as an Assist Trophy. This means, when one of the fighters picks up the item, I will appear, kick the opponents'(s) buttocks(es) and strike them away. Too bad they won't let me stay in the arena for too long, otherwise the game might become Waluigified and I will no longer have to be an assist trophy, but a fighter instead. I am also the proud creator of the amazing [[WebComic/BrawlInTheFamily Waluigi In The Family comics]], that follow my daily adventures and part of my very busy schedule. Since Waluigi is very honest to his fans (and dishonest to everyone else), I will admit that, as much as my [[{{Gonk}} comic version of me is extremely handsome]], he is clearly not as beautiful as the real me. I also do not [[ThirdPersonPerson speak in third person all the time]]. I [[VerbalTic only do this]] when I'm angry, feeling superior (being happy is for losers), [[Website/LemmysLand scared]], or whenever I feel like it.
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30	I would love to stay and talk more about the greatness of my being and where I came from, but I will have to go. It's time to [[EvilIsPetty pour three pounds of salt in Luigi's garden]]. For now, enjoy my tropes. Maybe after reading them you will get a glimpse of how to become as great as Waluigi, although you will never be anyway.
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32	'''SHUT UP!'''
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34	!!Tropes assigned to Waluigi are:
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36	* AbhorrentAdmirer: That stupid princess Daisy preferred to stay with Luigi. Fine by me.
37	* AccidentalHero: In my very own game, ''VideoGame/PsychoWaluigi''. Even though Nintendo [[FanGame has yet to sell that game]]. [[spoiler: I never intended to save that realm of Unconcia. I wanted to rule that land. But that stupid Psycho Iris wanted to go insane and destroy everything. Hope you like being trapped inside Waluigi's great mind, loser.]]
38	* ADayInTheLimelight: Although Waluigi is a magnet to the lights, he was able to better showcase his skills in cheating during the ''VideoGame/MarioTennis'' intros. Waluigi was also the main villain during the ''Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix'', where I attempted to take over the world by hypnotizing everyone with my sexy dance moves. And I knocked out that fat turtle SelfDemonstrating/{{Bowser}} in ''VideoGame/MarioParty3''.
39	* AdvertisedExtra: Those business-guys at Nintendo recognize Waluigi as a "Big" character. But they still won't let poor Waluigi in any of the "Big" games! The closest I get is [[VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor when they let]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker that loser Mario]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey wear my clothes]]!
40	* AmbiguouslyGay: Wait, WHAT???
41	* AmbiguouslyHuman: Some of my descriptions say that I am a human, but my beauty looks really out of this world, so I can understand people's confusion.
42	* AntiRoleModel: There are plenty of ways to be awesome like Waluigi. They are not easy, I can tell.
43	* AntiVillain: There is no one who is meaner than Waluigi, baby. But I can be a nice guy sometimes, even if not a very social one.
44	* AssistCharacter: In ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBros'', whenever I'm called, I will appear, and do the dirty work with my amazing and strong legs. [[spoiler: I'm still waiting to be an actual fighter. One day Waluigi will have his time to shine!]]
45	* BeamMeUpScotty: To be honest, Waluigi has yet to actually say "Too Bad!" before "Waluigi Time" on the games I appear. That phrase comes from my [[WebComic/BrawlInTheFamily Waluigi in The Family]] comics. I don't mind that though.
46	%%* BeneathTheMask
47	* BewareTheSillyOnes: I may act silly and all, but sometimes I like to remind people that there is a reason why Luigi never attempted to get his island back
48	* BigBad: ''In Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix''.
49	%%* BigEgoHiddenDepths
50	* BlowYouAway: Waluigi is used to creating tornados. Sometimes I have to [[SpinAttack spin myself]] to do it.
51	* BreakingTheFourthWall: Like that [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} Spider-jerk]], Waluigi loves to talk to his fans, usually to complain with them about Waluigi losing.
52	* BrilliantButLazy: Of course, Waluigi could use some very impressive machinery and elaborate great plans. It's just that, [[DickDastardlyStopsToCheat cheating is so good]], I prefer to win through it.
53	* BroughtToYouByTheLetterS: On Waluigi's hat and gloves, I have an upside down "L". It is also the uppercase of the Greek letter "Gamma". Not that Waluigi is Greek or something. Or radioactive like [[SelfDemonstrating/TheIncredibleHulk dumb green man]].
54	* ButtMonkey: '''NO'''.
55	* CardCarryingVillain: Nobody cheats better than Waluigi.
56	* CharacterCatchphrase:
57	** EVERYONE WITH ME: WALUIGI TIME!
58	** WAA!
59	* CharacterizationMarchesOn: I started out as nothing more than Luigi's evil copy (not that there is anything wrong with that). Since then, I became a much more awesome character who everybody loves.
60	* TheChewToy: '''''NO.'''''
61	%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
62	* ConfusionFu: You never know what Waluigi will do next. I love to surprise people!
63	* DadaComics: My beloved [[WebComic/BrawlInTheFamily Waluigi in The Family]] comics.
64	* DastardlyWhiplash: Eh, what can I say. That [[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Dick Dastardly]] is quite a cool guy.
65	* TheDitz: No way, buster. You probably heard this from that stupid Wario, but I assure you, Waluigi is a genius!
66	* TheDeterminator: Nothing is going to stop Waluigi from reaching his goal.
67	%%* ElementalPowers
68	* EvilCounterpart: Not just evil, better too.
69	* EvilIsPetty: For Waluigi, any mean spirited action is a good action.
70	* TheFriendNobodyLikes: That's okay. I hate all of them too anyway.
71	* {{Flight}}: Waluigi can swim in air. It's great for escaping payback for Waluigi's deeds.
72	* GadgeteerGenius: Amongst Waluigi's many qualities, I am a master of technology. An excellent designer too.
73	* GagNose: Great for smelling cheaters a mile away.
74	* {{Gonk}}: Pfft. Waluigi's beauty is just too great for feeble minds to comprehend.
75	%%* GoodHairEvilHair
76	* GlowingEyesOfDoom: [[http://www.dkvine.com/features/images/nazi_waluigieyes.jpg Sweet Dreams]].
77	%%* GravityMaster
78	* {{Greed}}: That's my bro's thing, but I also love myself some gold. I even try to steal from him.
79	* GreenThumb: Creating a wall of thorns is a great way to score a goal.
80	* HairTriggerTemper: What are you implying?
81	* HarmlessVillain: Absolutely wrong. I simply choose to stay low so Waluigi can take care of his business without those meddling brothers getting in the way. YEAH!
82	* HijackedByGanon: I've received this and delivered it too.
83	* HostileShowTakeover: Just click the link and you will see.
84	%%* HotBlooded
85	%%* IJustWantToHaveFriends
86	%%* InASingleBound
87	* IneffectualSympatheticVillain: What do you mean ineffectual?
88	* InsaneTrollLogic: What do you mean insane???
89	* {{Jerkass}}: And proud of it. If everyone is going to hate Waluigi, well, too bad for them.
90	** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: [[https://www.memecenter.com/fun/7241506/waluigi-god-hero-gentleman This is why that stupid princess Daisy is in Smash Bros and not me]]. Wah, that was stupid. Maybe because [[SweetAndSourGrapes I still appear anyway.]]
91	* LargeHam: IS THIS TROPE CALLING WALUIGI FAT???
92	* LaughablyEvil: WALUIGI IS NOT LAUGHABLE!
93	* LeanAndMean: It's hard to be as pretty as Waluigi's sexy skinny body.
94	* MasterOfIllusion: Creating giant baseballs, emitting smoke to disable opponent sight and disguising my "Whiskered Eggplant" as a baseball, it's all part of cheating, baby.
95	* MeaningfulName: My name is Luigi's with the Japanese word for "bad" added, proving that I am a much badder dude than ''him''. Less flatteringly, some people say Waluigi's name is an anagram of the Japanese word for "Jerk".
96	* MindScrew: I am the [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} God of it]]. Bow down!
97	* {{Narcissist}}: If you were as amazing as me, you would be one too.
98	* NoSocialSkills: They are all losers anyway.
99	%%* NotSoHarmlessVillain
100	* PurpleIsPowerful: Waluigi wears purple so people know how awesome he is!
101	%%* RememberTheNewGuy
102	%%* SinisterSchnoz
103	* SmugSnake: I never heard of an awesome god who wasn't arrogant. Waluigi has the right to be proud of Waluigi!
104	%%* SpinAttack
105	* StalkerWithoutACrush: IT'S NOT STALKING. I just hide under Luigi's bed when he sleeps, that's all.
106	%%* StoneWall
107	%%* SourOutsideSadInside
108	* SuperStrength: Lard lump might think he's the stronger one, but I'm proof enough that you shouldn't skip leg day.
109	* TakeOverTheWorld: And nobody is going to get in my way to do it.
110	* TeleportSpam: Bye Bye. Bye Bye. Bye Bye. Bye Bye. Bye Bye.
111	* TheTrickster: Part of my busy schedule.
112	* ThirdPersonPerson: Whenever Waluigi wants.
113	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Waluigi loves eggplants. Especially my poison beauty "Whiskered Eggplant".
114	* WeakButSkilled: Waluigi isn't weak. But I've got a lot of skill. Too bad everyone cheats.
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116	THIS IS IT. Waluigi hopes you have enjoyed Waluigi's page. Spread it to your friends. To the world. Everyone must see what a glorious character Waluigi is.
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118	Good bye. Until next time, do the Waluigi, everyone. WAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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