Line #135 Recap/WouldILieToYouSeries11


1	[[foldercontrol]]
2
3	[[folder: Episode 1]]
4	!Episode 1 (Aired 20 November 2017)
5	!!David's Team: David Baddiel and [[Music/PussycatDolls Kimberly Wyatt]]
6	!!Lee's Team: Ed Balls and Jo Brand
7
8	!!!'''Home Truths'''
9	-->'''Ed''': ''"I once negotiated the Home Office Budget whilst crawling through a children's ball pit."''
10	--->'''David's Team:''' True
11	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
12
13	-->'''Kimberly''': ''"My ability to do the splits proved invaluable when my car broke down."''[[note]]Kimberly demonstrates the vertical splits, despite being 7 months pregnant at the time of the recording.[[/note]]
14	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
15	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
16
17	!!!'''This Is My...'''
18	-->'''Ed:''' ''"This is Billy, my karaoke partner. When I let rip as Lionel Richie, he was my Diana Ross."''
19	-->'''Jo:''' ''"This is my neighbour Billy, and I once stole his wheelie bin, then texted him instead of my husband to tell him what I'd done."''
20	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Billy. He drives a barge, and once whilst I was enjoying a view from a bridge, I accidentally dropped my ice cream on his head."''
21	--->'''David's Team:''' Jo
22	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Ed]]
23
24	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
25	-->'''David Baddiel:''' ''"In a quest to improve my jawline, I once bought myself a chin-gym."''
26	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
27	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
28
29	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Draw (2-2)]]
30	[[/folder]]
31
32	[[folder: Episode 2]]
33	!Episode 2 (Aired 27 November 2017)
34	!!David's Team: Stephen Mangan and Sheila Hancock
35	!!Lee's Team: Anita Rani and Mark Bonnar
36
37	!!!'''Home Truths'''
38	-->'''Sheila''': ''"I keep a spare front door key on my cat's collar. If I ever get locked out, I simply call my cat and he comes to my rescue."''
39	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
40	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
41
42	-->'''Anita''': ''"The day I moved into my new house, I caused the whole street to be shut down and my neighbours' homes to be evacuated."''
43	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
44	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
45
46	!!!'''This Is My...'''
47	-->'''Sheila:''' ''"This is John, and he disrupted a show I was in with an explosive attack of the hiccups."''
48	-->'''Stephen:''' ''"This is John, we once spent an hour hiding from a piece of rope because we thought it was a snake."''
49	-->'''David:''' ''"This is John. I was the only person to attend his neighbourhood watch meeting, so we spent ten minutes drawing a map of the road, then gave up and watched an episode of [[Series/KnightRider Knight Rider]]."''
50	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Stephen
51	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Stephen]]
52
53	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
54	-->'''Lee:''' ''"Possession: I recently took a crash course in taxidermy, by the end of which, I'd managed to make this."''[[note]]It's a white mouse riding a skateboard.[[/note]]
55	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
56	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
57
58	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (3-1)]]
59
60	[[/folder]]
61
62	[[folder: Episode 3]]
63	!Episode 3 (Aired 4 December 2017)
64	!!David's Team: Melvin Odoom and Fay Ripley
65	!!Lee's Team: James Acaster and Gabby Logan
66
67	!!!'''Home Truths'''
68	-->'''James''': ''"I once spent the night in a bush in Basingstoke."''
69	--->'''David's Team:''' True
70	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
71
72	-->'''Melvin''': ''"At school, I used to regularly pay my friend to clean my rubbers."''[[note]]As in erasers.[[/note]]
73	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
74	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
75
76	!!!'''This Is My...'''[[note]]This week's mystery guest is Mick, a boy aged about 12.[[/note]]
77	-->'''Gabby:''' ''"This is Mick, and I deliberately tripped him up during the wheelbarrow race at my son's sports day."''
78	-->'''James:''' ''"This is Mick, and for six months, he was my sworn enemy when a practical joke got out of hand."''
79	-->'''Lee:''' ''"This is Mick. I once took him home from nursery instead of my own son."''[[note]]''"This is Mick. He's my son and I'm only allowed to see him every second Friday."''[[/note]]
80	--->'''David's Team:''' James
81	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:James]]
82
83	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
84	-->'''David:''' ''"I recently ended up in A&E after attempting to use a sledgehammer to crack a nut."''
85	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
86	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
87
88	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Draw (2-2)]]
89	[[/folder]]
90
91	[[folder: Episode 4]]
92	!Episode 4 (Aired 11 December 2017)
93	!!David's Team: Stacey Solomon and Susie Dent
94	!!Lee's Team: Ore Oduba and Bob Mortimer
95
96	!!!'''Home Truths'''
97	-->'''Susie''': ''"My dad once broke my leg during a particularly vigorous bout of gargalesis."''[[note]]Gargalesis is very heavy tickling.[[/note]]
98	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
99	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
100
101	-->'''Bob''': ''"For the past 15 years, I have performed my own dentistry."''
102	--->'''David's Team:''' True
103	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
104
105	!!!'''This Is My...'''
106	-->'''Susie:''' ''"This is John. He came to my rescue when I once got stuck in a tree."''
107	-->'''Stacey:''' ''"This is John, and he once booked me to sing Happy Birthday to his tortoise."''
108	-->'''David:''' ''"This is John. He's the locksmith who came to rescue my locksmith after that locksmith got locked out of his van."''
109	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Susie
110	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Susie]]
111
112	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
113	-->'''Lee:''' ''"En route to a meeting at the BBC, I gave CPR to an OAP."''
114	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
115	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
116
117	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (3-1)]]
118	[[/folder]]
119
120	[[folder: Episode 5 (Christmas Special)]]
121	!Episode 5 - Christmas Special (Aired 18 December 2017)
122	!!David's Team: Kerry Howard and Henry Blofeld
123	!!Lee's Team: Clive Myrie and Reverend Richard Coles
124
125	!!!'''Home Truths'''
126	-->'''Richard''': ''"In our family, whoever was deemed to have done the worst mime in the Christmas game of charades had to stand up and have their finger nibbled by our pet tortoise."''
127	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
128	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
129
130	-->'''Henry''': ''"If fans stop me in the street when I don't want to be disturbed, I will put on my common voice and pretend I'm someone else."''
131	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
132	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
133
134	!!!'''This Is My...'''
135	-->'''Richard''': ''"This is Matthew. When we were nine years old, we co-founded an atheists' club."''
136	-->'''Clive''': ''"This is Matthew, and when he was filming me reporting on a rise in street crime, someone took his camera."''
137	-->'''Lee''': ''"This is Matthew. I had to foot his dry cleaning bill after my fidget spinner landed in his soup."''
138	--->'''David's Team:''' Clive
139	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Richard]]
140
141	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
142	-->'''Kerry:''' ''"After a flu virus swept through my class, I starred in a primary school production of Snow White And The Two Dwarfs."''
143	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
144	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
145
146	-->'''Henry:''' ''"After a mix-up on the telephone, I accidentally went on holiday with the wrong girl."''
147	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
148	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
149
150	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (4-1)]]
151	[[/folder]]
152
153	[[folder: Episode 6]]
154	!Episode 6 (Aired 29 December 2017)
155	!!David's Team: Claudia Winkleman and Craig Parkinson
156	!!Lee's Team: Steve Davis and Sara Pascoe
157
158	!!!'''Home Truths'''
159	-->'''Sara''': ''"I once booked a holiday to Costa Rica because I thought it was in Spain. I only realised my mistake when I sat down on the plane."''
160	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
161	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
162
163	-->'''Craig''': ''"When I was 8, for about a year I insisted my parents set an extra place at the dinner table for Steve Davis."''
164	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
165	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
166
167	!!!'''This Is My...'''
168	-->'''Steve''': ''"This is Aubrey. When he goes on holiday, I look after his pet snail."''
169	-->'''Sara''': ''"This is Aubrey. He once followed me home for 10 miles just to return my jar of mango chutney."''
170	-->'''Lee''': ''"This is Aubrey. We were once threatened with eviction after we stole and fried our housemate's socks."''
171	--->'''David's Team:''' Lee
172	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lee]]
173
174	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
175	-->'''David:''' ''"Whilst trying to take a picture on a ramble, a big horse bent my selfie stick."''
176	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
177	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
178
179	-->'''Lee:''' ''"I once returned a T-shirt to a shop, furious that it had shrunk in the wash, only to discover mid-complaint it was in fact my 7-year-old son's."''
180	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
181	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
182
183	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (3-2)]]
184	[[/folder]]
185
186	[[folder: Episode 7]]
187	!Episode 7 (Aired 3 January 2018)
188	!!David's Team: Nish Kumar and Joe Lycett
189	!!Lee's Team: Nikki Fox and Miles Jupp
190
191	!!!'''Home Truths'''
192	-->'''Miles''': ''"Whilst on holiday in South Africa, I had a two-minute conversation with what I thought was my wife, only to discover that a small hippo had wandered into the bedroom."''
193	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
194	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
195
196	-->'''Joe''': ''"At the end of my first driving lesson, my instructor told me I'd done pretty well, but that I didn't need to make the noises of the car engine as I drove along."''
197	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
198	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
199
200	!!!'''This Is My...'''
201	-->'''Joe''': ''"This is my friend Amy, and I grossly offended her when I made a less-than-perfect sculpture of her head."''
202	-->'''Nish''': ''"This is my friend Amy. We became friends after I found her asleep in a box of volleyballs"''
203	-->'''David''': ''"This is Amy. She is the charity shop worker who sold my shoes while I was otherwise engaged trying on a pair of cowboy boots."''
204	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Joe
205	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Joe]]
206
207	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
208	-->'''Nikki:''' ''"I love gravy so much that I freeze it into ice lollies to suck in the summertime."''
209	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
210	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
211
212	-->'''Lee:''' ''"On a recent train journey, under cover of darkness in a tunnel, I secretly switched bananas with the stranger opposite, because his looked better than mine."''
213	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
214	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
215
216	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (4-1)]]
217	[[/folder]]
218
219	[[folder: Episode 8]]
220	!Episode 8 (Aired 12 January 2018)
221	!!David's Team: Jordan Stephens and [[Series/TheApprentice Claude Littner]]
222	!!Lee's Team: Cariad Lloyd and [[Creator/AdrianEdmondson Ade Edmondson]]
223
224	!!!'''Home Truths'''
225	-->'''Ade:''' ''"When I broke my neck at school, all I was given was an aspirin."''
226	--->'''David's Team:''' True
227	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
228
229	-->'''Cariad:''' ''"I was sacked from my job in a call centre for repeatedly using different accents on the phone."''
230	--->'''David's Team:''' True
231	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
232
233	!!!'''This Is My...'''
234	-->'''Claude:''' ''"Well this is Ian, and he's keeping my motorbike in his shed, and my wife doesn't know that I've actually got a motorbike."''
235	-->'''Jordan:''' ''"This is Ian, we used to regularly drive to a field together and howl at the moon."''
236	-->'''David:''' ''"This is Ian, he is the taxi driver who cooked me a fried egg sandwich on the engine of his car."''
237	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Claude
238	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Jordan]]
239
240	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
241	-->'''Lee:''' ''"Having recently got into Eastern cuisine, this Christmas sees the launch of my new cookbook, ''Lee Mack's Wok Around The Clock''."''
242	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
243	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
244
245	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:David's Team (4-0)]]
246	[[/folder]]
247
248	[[folder: Episode 9]]
249	!Episode 9 (Aired 19 January 2018)
250	!!David's Team: Richard Osman and Katherine Ryan
251	!!Lee's Team: Denise Lewis and [[Series/JudgeRinder Robert Rinder]]
252
253	!!!'''Home Truths'''
254	-->'''Richard:''' ''"When I worked in a shoe shop, my boss was called Mr. Clog. Remarkably, I've had three other jobs where my boss' name was directly related to their profession."''[[note]]Richard claims these people are Mr. Foreman from his days in a warehouse, John Frost from pre-Iceland frozen food chain Bejams, and Tony Verrell when he was working in television as researcher (his initials were "TV").[[/note]]
255	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
256	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
257
258	-->'''Denise:''' ''"Possession: This is my lucky mascot. When competing I always made sure he travelled in an unzipped bag so he could poke his head out and breathe."''[[note]]It's a teddy bear which Denise calls Egbert.[[/note]]
259	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
260	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
261
262	!!!'''This Is My...'''
263	-->'''Robert''': ''"This is Edward and I had such a crush on him at school that for the past 20 years his name has been the basis for all of my passwords."''
264	-->'''Denise''': ''"This is Edward, and he helped me pick up my car and move it after I got blocked in by Daley Thompson."''
265	-->'''Lee''': ''"This is Edward. I once dressed up as his wife so that his son would think that he'd seen his mum in the audience at the school play."''
266	--->'''David's Team:''' Robert
267	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Robert]]
268
269	!!!'''Quick-Fire Lies'''
270	-->'''David:''' ''"Ten years ago, on this show, I revealed I'd only ever bought one album, Phil Collins' ''But Seriously''. I'm now pleased to report that I've since doubled my collection."''[[note]]David claims it's an album by Susan Boyle.[[/note]]
271	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
272	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
273
274	-->'''Katherine:''' ''"I was ticked off by the head master after I mistakenly packed a pina colada in my daughter's lunch box for a school trip."''
275	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
276	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
277
278	'''Winners:''' [[spoiler:Lee's Team (4-1)]]
279	[[/folder]]
280
281	[[folder: Episode 10 (Unseen Bits)]]
282	!Unseen Bits (Aired 24 January 2018)
283
284	!!!'''Home Truths'''
285	-->'''Jo Brand''': ''"I once got on the tube with a live pigeon in my pocket."''
286	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
287	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
288
289	-->'''Claudia Winkleman:''' ''"It once took four people to rescue me after I got stuck in a baby's cot."''
290	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
291	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
292
293	-->'''Claude Littner:''' ''"At a recent party, I rendered Lord Sugar's pet parrot mute after I pinged it on the beak with a champagne cork."''
294	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
295	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
296
297	-->'''Steve Davis''': ''"I used to coach the Sultan of Brunei's son until he sacked me over an incident with a cheese sandwich."''
298	--->'''David's Team:''' True
299	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
300
301	-->'''Stacey Solomon:''' ''"I'm frightened of rainbows, and I refuse to go outside when sunshine immediately follows the rain."''
302	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
303	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
304
305	-->'''Fay Ripley:''' ''"I was once investigated by Interpol after a holiday romance with a water-skiing instructor."''
306	--->'''Lee's Team:''' Lie
307	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:True]]
308
309	-->'''Mark Bonnar''': ''"One Halloween, I was quizzed by the police while dressed as a caveman, because another caveman had just robbed an off-licence around the corner."''
310	--->'''David's Team:''' Lie
311	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]
312
313	-->'''Jordan Stephens:''' ''"I missed Kanye West's entire set at Glastonbury because I was trapped in my sleeping bag."''
314	--->'''Lee's Team:''' True
315	--->'''Answer:''' [[spoiler:Lie]]

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