Line #53 Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E8SkinnersSenseOfSnow


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2	[[caption-width-right:250: We're snowed in! We're gonna miss Christmas! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Skinner fixed the DVD!]] ]]
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4	'''Original air date:''' 12/17/2000
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6	'''Production code:''' CABF-06
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8	In this year's Christmas episode (and the final episode of the 20th century), Bart and Lisa (and their main recurring classmates) get snowed in at the school due to a freak blizzard--Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willie are the only adults around, due all the other school staff/faculty being at some "emergency caucus" (they're at a ski lodge). Principal Skinner must call upon his skills as a drill sergeant to keep the kids in line (which doesn't work, as Bart and the others lead a revolution).
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10	!! Tropes:
11	* AdultsAreUseless: Chalmers demonstrates, yet again, that he's very lapsing as a ReasonableAuthorityFigure whenever he feels like it when he demands to know if there's an explanation for all of the insanity of the episode... and when he's told that there ''is'' an explanation, he says it's all he needs to know and leaves.
12	* AngryFistShake: Homer does this when he refuses to leave the circus during a storm, demanding that they nourish the child within him.
13	-->'''Homer:''' NOURISH!
14	* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: When the kids realize their predicament snowed into the school building...
15	--> '''Nelson''': We're trapped in the school!\
16	'''Students''': Aaaaaah!\
17	'''Milhouse''': We're gonna miss Christmas!\
18	'''Students''': Aaaaaaaaaah!!!\
19	'''Skinner''': I fixed the DVD!\
20	'''Students''': [[ScreamDiscretionShot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]
21	* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Skinner's Vietnam flashback ends with an elephant eating a soldier. Elephants are herbivores. (But then again, Skinner isn't exactly a [[UnreliableNarrator reliable narrator]]. He may have visualized a tank killing the man as an elephant, Literature/LifeOfPi style.)
22	* ArtisticLicensePhysics: Skinner claims that it's physically impossible to climb up a rope. It actually ''is'' possible, just ''very'' difficult (though he may have meant that he couldn't climb the rope while stuffed in a sack from the neck down...)
23	* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: Bart shouts "di di mau" at Skinner because he's a Vietnam veteran, which is a grammatically incorrect way of saying "go faster." It's actually a ShoutOut to ''Film/TheDeerHunter''.
24	* AscendedToCarnivorism: Apparently Vietnamese elephants eat people.
25	-->'''Skinner''': [[MyGreatestFailure That elephant ate my entire platoon]].
26	* BaitAndSwitch:
27	** Skinner told the students they'd watch a story about [[Literature/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas a grinchy creature that almost stole Christmas]]. Then he showed "The Christmas that Almost Wasn't, But Then Was".
28	** Earlier in the episode, the radio announced that all schools were closed, including Springfield Elementary ('''Bart:''' {{GASP}}) My Dear Watson Detective School. [[SubvertedTrope Then it mentions Springfield Elementary School]], and after Bart and Lisa cheered, it added, "...[[DoubleSubversion is open]]."
29	** Chief Wiggum appears to be [[YellowSnow writing his name in the snow]], then asks Lou to shake out the last few drops. It turns out Wiggum was using coffee he was pouring from a Thermos.
30	** Marge seeing the flexible female acrobats gives her ideas, making us think she's referring to sexual positions... but then we see her thinking of using contortion skills to clean.
31	* BeyondTheImpossible: Although absent from the episode's syndicated TV edit, after Milhouse tears up and crumples Lisa's slightly unflattering permanent record, it not only reassembles and ''un''crumples itself, the page then reasserts itself within the permanent record book, the book closes on its own, and then ''the drawer it's in'' closes on its own.
32	* TheBore: Skinner refuses to shut down the school no matter what ''[[NonGivingUpSchoolGuy ever]]'' (even if that means forcing the students to risk getting killed because of the overly-icy roads and having to just sit around because there are no teachers), he picks the crappiest Christmas film in the history of the world to show during that time (he's the ''only'' one that shows anything other than pained boredom at seeing it) and he attempts to maintain control, even if that makes him a complete tyrant. It's even mentioned in passing that he ruined all of the books in the library by "spending many hours crossing out the sass-back".
33	* BriefAccentImitation: Lisa and Homer briefly speak in a French accent at the beginning:
34	-->'''Marge:''' Ready for the circus, Homer?\
35	'''Homer:''' Circus?\
36	'''Lisa:''' ''Le Cirque de Pureé''. We've had tickets since ''Septembre''.\
37	'''Homer:''' But I want to watch Brett ''Favre''.
38	* CallBack:
39	** When Ned tries to remind Homer of his Mr. Plow business, Homer responds, "I think I know my own life, Ned." This is a call back to a similar remark he made in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E19MomAndPopArt Mom and Pop Art]]", when he screws up a ContinuityNod to "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E18BrushWithGreatness Brush with Greatness]]".
40	** When Jimbo is playing with Skinner's things, Skinner tells him to leave his Princy Award alone. In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E21ThePTADisbands The PTA Disbands]]", Skinner griped about the Princys, saying "those things are rigged" when he saw [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter Principal Valiant of Shelbyville Elementary]]. Looks like Skinner managed to win one after all.
41	* CanonDiscontinuity: Perhaps the first episode to be explicitly out of continuity with Season 9's "The Principal and the Pauper"; Skinner flashes back to being the sergeant of his platoon.
42	* ContinuityNod: Upon reading his permanent record, Bart read [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS2E1BartGetsAnF "Underachiever and proud of it?"]] and asked how old that thing was.
43	** Also, Flanders asks Homer whatever happened to his [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E9MrPlow Mr. Plow]] business (it ended after an unseasonably warm winter and Komatsu Motors repossessing the plow Homer never made payments on), and points out that he still has the jacket (which Homer kept around because [[GeekyTurnOn Marge likes it when Homer wears it in bed]]).
44	* {{Contortionist}}: Marge watches some of these perform at ''Le Cirque de Pureé''.
45	-->'''Marge:''' Oh, look at those exotic positions! Watching those women is giving me ideas... ''([[IncrediblyLameFun imagines herself contorting her body as she cleans the bathroom]])''
46	* CrashingDreams: The fumes from the crashed car knock out Homer and cause him to start dreaming that he is a a sultan accompanied by dancing girls. But just as said girls feed Homer with his ranch dressing hose, one of the camels suddenly starts nudging the side of Homer's head and calling Homer's name in Ned Flanders's voice. Then we snap back to reality where Flanders is indeed waking up Homer.
47	* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The title to ''The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was''.
48	* DoubleEntendre: After Skinner [[RageBreakingPoint insults Willie one time too many:]]
49	-->'''Willie:''' All right Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around! I quit!
50	* EarWorm: Even though Homer cannot remember being Mr. Plow, he remembers the jingle.
51	* EndOfEpisodeSilliness: On the way home from rescuing the kids, the car fumes get to Homer again and he hallucinates Lisa as a camel and Bart as a harem girl.
52	* EnemyMine: [[SitcomArchNemesis Homer and Ned]] team up to rescue the kids.
53	* EpicFail:
54	** When Homer attempted to make a snow angel, he ended up making a snow devil instead (which, according to Homer, ''always'' happens).
55	** At one point during the InUniverse Christmas movie, the reel broke in half and the projector caught fire.
56	-->'''Nelson:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Ha-ha!]] Next time, get a DVD!
57	-->'''Skinner:''' This '''''is''''' a DVD!
58	* EveryoneHasStandards:
59	** Despite loving school and being a teacher's pet, Lisa also was upset due to missing out on a snow day and she was also among the many students who rebelled against Skinner's tyranny.
60	** Even Martin, '''the''' TeachersPet and a lover of IncrediblyLameFun himself, looks miserable when watching Skinner's heinously boring Christmas movie.
61	* FridgeLogic: Invoked when the students rummage through the file cabinets while Skinner is tied up.
62	--> '''Nelson''': Hey, look how much Skinner makes. $25,000 a year!\
63	'''Students''': Wow!\
64	'''Bart''': Let's see. He's forty years old, times 25 grand. Whoa! He's a millionaire!\
65	'''Students''': Wow!\
66	'''Skinner''': I wasn't a principal when I was ''one''!\
67	'''Nelson''': Plus, in the summer, he paints houses!\
68	'''Milhouse''': He's a billionaire!\
69	'''Students:''' Wow!\
70	'''Skinner:''' If I were a billionaire, then [[BasementDweller why would I live with my mother?]]
71	* GrossoutFakeout: On the morning of the snow day, Chief Wiggum appears to be [[YellowSnow peeing in the snow and writing out his name]]. He asks Lou to "shake out the last few drops" for him, and Lou obliges, then walks away revealing they were emptying Wiggum's coffee thermos.
72	* GymClassRopeClimb: As revenge for Skinner being such a hard-ass, Bart and the other classmates force Skinner to climb a rope. Skinner protests that it's physically impossible.
73	* HalfwayPlotSwitch: The episode starts out with the Simpsons attending a French-Canadian circus, but then a snowstorm rolls in and blows the circus away.
74	* HandWave: Flanders explains his car's lack of airbags by saying "The church opposes them for some reason."
75	* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Skinner's insistence of not closing the school right before a major blizzard shuts down the city is what eventually leads the students to overthrowing him as the leading authority figure, and imprisoning, and humiliating, him in large burlap sack.
76	* HydrantGeyser: Homer crashes a fire hydrant on Ned's car, trapping both of them when the water freezes over.
77	* ImStandingRightHere: While Homer and Flanders drive to school to rescue the kids, they hear a loud thump.
78	-->'''Flanders:''' Oh! I think we hit something!\
79	'''Homer:''' I hope it's Flanders! ''[Flanders gives him a DeathGlare]'' I'm just kidding!
80	* InnocentInnuendo: Groundskeeper Willie when he quits.
81	-->'''Willie:''' That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around! I quit!
82	** After Skinner escapes with the help of the school gerbil, yet he’s still trapped in the dodgeball storage bag:
83	-->'''Skinner:''' You did it, Nibbles! Now… chew through my ball sack.
84	* InstantlyProvenWrong: When Bart moans that everyone is off except the students of Springfield Elementary, Marge denies that, saying that adults still have to go to work...only for Homer to come in happily saying that he doesn't have to go to the power plant thanks to the snow.
85	* JerkassBall: Skinner. First, he keeps Springfield Elementary open despite every other school closing and all the teachers going on a ski trip, resulting in them being snowed in. Then, [[WellIntentionedExtremist in his efforts to prevent anyone from ending up like his platoon in 'Nam]], refused to let anyone leave even when they had the proper means to, becoming tyrannical. This reached its peak when he actually demanded that the escape tunnel Bart had dug be ''caved in'', something even Willie felt was unnecessary. [[LaserGuidedKarma This act ended up biting him in the butt when he got trapped in the collapsing tunnel and as a result, lost control of the school]].
86	* JerkassHasAPoint: While Skinner was needlessly strict, he was also trying his best to keep the elementary school children safe. Even when he gets his comeuppance he's essentially proven right, because he manages to collapse Bart's snow tunnel using only a few quick jabs with a mop. Bart's plan of the children, Skinner and Willie using it to escape could easily have gone badly wrong ([[ZigZaggedTrope then again, Willie and the others say the tunnel is pretty firmly built (and not even at full strength yet), so if anything it just cements him even more as an unwitting tyrant]]). While he was right to prioritize the children's safety, his mistake (apart from insisting the school remain open in the first place, which was the exact opposite of "safety first") was to completely ignore the kids' morale.
87	* LeadIn: Homer watching a football show on television. He finally accepts going to the circus when Marge and Lisa's insistence makes him miss one of the hosts' zings, and he moans about how he will never be able to catch up with the rest of the narration.
88	* LockedOutOfTheLoop: After Chalmers arrives at the end, demanding an explanation for what happened at the school, Bart says that there ''is'' an explanation... whereupon Chalmers leaves, since "[he's] happy" that at least ''an'' explanation exists.
89	* MacGyvering: Homer and Flanders improvise a snow plow by attaching a piece of a house's rooftop ([[KickTheDog Flanders', and Homer sawed off the middle part, leaving a gigantic hole]]) to the front of Flanders' compact sedan.
90	* MistreatmentInducedBetrayal: After getting constantly pushed around by Skinner, Willie finally stops taking his abuse and sides with the kids when Skinner destroys Bart's escape tunnel.
91	* MoralGuardians: One more strike against [[TheBore Skinner]]. When the children are destroying the library's books out of mischief, Bart is surprised [[OocIsSeriousBusiness Lisa is with them]]. Lisa explains that Skinner defaced all of the books by "crossing out the sass-back".
92	* MushroomSamba: The fumes getting inside the car cause Homer to hallucinate that he's a sultan with a harem and a hose full of salad dressing.
93	* MustacheVandalism: When the kids take over the school, Milhouse decides to draw mustaches on paintings of former Presidents. He does it to portraits of UsefulNotes/WarrenGHarding and UsefulNotes/WoodrowWilson but doesn't know what to do with UsefulNotes/WilliamHowardTaft, who already has a mustache.
94	* NegativeContinuity: Played with. Flanders recalls perfectly well that Homer used to have a snow-plow business ("[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E9MrPlow Mr. Plow]]") and Homer still has the business' jacket (which he's wearing at that exact moment) and is still capable of singing the business' jingle. Homer is utterly unable to recall this and insists that this is the first time he's ever done any snow-plowing.
95	* NonGivingUpSchoolGuy: All of the events of the episode happen because Skinner absolutely refuses to close his school, even if a snow day has been officially declared and there are no teachers available (and it's the last school day before Christmas break). The children nearly get killed on the way to the school, courtesy of Otto driving like crazy and lots of ice on the road.
96	* NotDistractedByTheSexy: During Homer's car fume-fueled hallucination, he is entertained by some [[SultryBellyDancer belly dancers]], but shoos them away:
97	-->'''Homer:''' Enough. I grow weary of your sexually suggestive dancing.
98	* ObsessedWithPerfectAttendance: Skinner absolutely refuses to close school, even when the snow is waist-high and all the other schools in the area are closed. He congratulates the few students that showed up for keeping his "Cal Ripken-like" attendance streak intact.
99	* OhCrap: [[RuleOfThree Happens three times in a row]]. The kids shouted the first time when a snowstorm got them stuck inside school, the second when they realized it'd make them miss Christmas, and the last and loudest [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking when Skinner announces his lame Christmas movie could be watched again]].
100	* OnlyOneFindsItFun: Skinner plays ''The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was'' to pass the time with all of the students at school because there are no teachers and he absolutely refuses to let the kids go home early (heck, he refused to close the school to begin with). The film can only be called "horrible", with its extremely nonsensical plot and bad production quality, and when the kids find out that they are snowed in the school, are going to miss Christmas, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Skinner says the film is the only entertainment available]], they all scream out three increasingly-horrified {{skyward scream}}s. As you can expect of this trope (and Skinner's general attitude), not only is Skinner the only one who enjoys the film, but he is outright gleeful when he says they can keep watching it.
101	* OutOfCharacterMoment: When the kids are burning books, Lisa is with them, which is confusing considering that Lisa promotes education and would have at least tried to sway them from burning certain books. On the other hand, Skinner says that he "spent hours crossing out the sass-back" in ''Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn'' and might have done the same to other books, so she might have been rebelling against his censorship.
102	* {{Padding}}: Invoked: ''The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was'' features a song that is apparently '''two hours''' long.
103	* ThePermanentRecord: Exaggerated. The permanent record files of Springfield Elementary (or at least [[ButtMonkey Milhouse's]]) regenerate when someone tries to destroy them (RuleOfFunny explains this brief burst of [[BeyondTheImpossible random mysticism]]).
104	* RageBreakingPoint:
105	** Skinner thwarting Bart's escape attempt and destroying his escape tunnel winds up being the straw that breaks the students' collective back. However, it's downplayed in that, once it's clear that Skinner's trapped, Bart rallies the students into taking over the school.
106	** Played straight with Willie, who refuses to take any more abuse from Skinner after protesting destroying Bart's escape tunnel.
107	* ReReleaseSoundtrack: In syndicated reruns and on Creator/DisneyPlus, "Welcome To The Jungle" by Music/GunsNRoses (heard during the montage where the kids wreak havoc across the school while Skinner is BoundAndGagged) is replaced with generic instrumental rock music.
108	* RuleOfFunny: Elephants are herbivores and don't distinguish between human nations, but this is the reason why we get a joke of Skinner's entire platoon in Vietnam being eaten by an elephant.
109	* SavageWolves: When Bart starts trying to tunnel out, Lisa tells him that there are probably rescue workers digging them out. On the surface, there are only two wolves who smell them and dig down, planning to eat them.
110	* ScreamDiscretionShot: The kids scream twice when they realize that A) the school has been showed in, and B) they're gonna miss Christmas. Then Skinner comes out of the classroom to announce that he has fixed his crappy Christmas DVD. Cue an outside shot of the school as the kids scream loudly.
111	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere:
112	** Not wanting anything to do with a school being open during a snow day, the teachers instead attended an "emergency caucus" (which turns out to be a day at a ski resort).
113	** The hamster after Skinner orders him to chew through his (dodge) ball sack.
114	* SelfServingMemory: {{Parodied\|Trope}}.
115	-->'''Ned:''' Hey, whatever happened to the plow from your old snowplow business?\
116	'''Homer:''' I never had a snowplow business.\
117	'''Ned:''' Sure you did -- Mr. Plow. You're wearing the jacket right now.\
118	'''Homer:''' I think I know my own life, Ned. ''(proceeds to sing the Mr. Plow jingle)''
119	* ShoutOut: The {{added alliterative appeal}} episode title is a parody of ''[[Literature/MissSmillasFeelingForSnow Smilla's Sense of Snow]]''.
120	* SnowedIn: Thanks to Skinner refusing to let the children go home early during a blizzard (as well as outright refusing to close the school to begin with), the children end up getting snowed in and needing to be rescued by Homer and Ned.
121	* SoundtrackDissonance: "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!" as the kids hold on for dear life inside of the school bus courtesy of Otto driving crazier than usual because of the iced-over roads.
122	* SpoilerTitle: ''[[ShowWithinAShow The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was]]''.
123	* AStormIsComing: When the weather starts acting up, Sideshow Mel exclaims these words, adding, "[[AccidentalInnuendo I can feel it in my bone.]]"
124	* StrangelySpecificHoroscope: Subverted. When Homer and Ned crash Ned's car with his rooftop attached inside a crackers factory into a salt silo, a security guard says that his horoscope was right, but when he takes the paper out, it only says, "You will face challenges today."
125	* StylisticSuck: ''[[ShowWithinAShow The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was]]'' is very much this, considering the reindeer are obviously cardboard cutouts, an elf appears onscreen for no reason other than to say he's happy, a stagehand appears onscreen, a sequence supposedly lasts two hours where a hobgoblin serenades a shepherdess, and the plot, despite the title, has almost nothing to actually do with Christmas. Unsurprisingly, it bores the kids to death.
126	* SuckinessIsPainful: There is no other way to describe ''The Christmas That Almost Wasn't, But Then Was'' (and, [[TheBore sure]] [[IncrediblyLameFun enough]], Skinner is the only one who is immune). When the kids hear that Skinner fixed the DVD, [[DespairEventHorizon this is]] what makes them belt out a SkywardScream.
127	* TakeThat: The title of Skinner’s favourite movie homages the Christmas B-Movie Film/TheChristmasThatAlmostWasnt.
128	* TonightSomeoneKisses: Parodied with Bart complaining, "We'll miss the ''WesternAnimation/ItchyAndScratchy'' where [[FoeRomanceSubtext they finally kiss]]."
129	* TyrantTakesTheHelm: Skinner's Green Beret tendencies come back for the sake of trying to keep the kids safe during a snow-in.
130	* WritingLines: Bart forces Skinner to write "I ain't not a dorkus" (which Skinner calls "a grammatical nightmare"). Bart also shows [[NoSympathy little sympathy to Skinner's complaints about a cramp in his wrist]], demonstrating that [[OpeningShoutOut all his years of doing it]] have left Bart with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inpv54nHG-k a wrist that "sounds like a cement mixer"]].
131	* YankTheDogsChain: The kids in Springfield Elementary are forced to sit through [[StylisticSuck an incredibly piss-poor Christmas movie]] on the last day of school before the Christmas break, when literally every other school is closed due to the blizzard. When they're finally free to go home, they discover that they're snowed in and might miss Christmas. Worse, Skinner fixed the DVD (to the kids' horror), despite the fact that ''it had caught fire mere moments before''. Cue them all screaming in pure frustration.

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