Line #22 Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S11E12CarnivalMagic


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2	[[caption-width-right:350:"Hey, title, don't go away. We just got to know you!"]]
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4	->'''Kinga Forrester:''' Well, your experiment today is a grimy little tale of a talking ape and the Worst Show on Earth.
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6	Movie watched: ''Film/CarnivalMagic''.
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8	!!The Segments:
9	[[AC:Prologue]]
10	* Tom Servo is in the middle of delivering his TOM Talk--a [[{{Website/TED}} TED Talk]], but with even more gibberish than usual.
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12	[[AC:Segment 1]]
13	* Kinga asks Jonah to marry her--and makes it perfectly clear that she won't take "No" for an answer. Max is crushed. And then it's Invention Exchange time. Jonah and the bots invent Yeasta Pet--pet yeast colonies in the form of bread dough. Kinga invents Flavor Sweat, a sports beverage that changes the taste of your sweat after you drink it.
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15	[[AC:Segment 2]]
16	* The SOL crew reenact the carnival show from the movie. Crow is Alexander, the talking chimp who never says anything funny or interesting. And Jonah is Markov the Magnificent, and also Incredibly Petty and Condescending.
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18	[[AC:Segment 3]]
19	* Trooper Servo and Trooper Crow exchange increasingly silly police radio jargon.
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21	[[AC:Segment 4]]
22	* [[Creator/MarkHamill P.T. Mindslap]], proprietor of the Great Space Circus Show, drops by the SOL, attempting to recruit Jonah and the bots to the most dubious show in space.
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24	[[AC:Segment 5]]
25	* Jonah and the bots watch a parade. Kinga and Max provide running commentary.
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29	!!The [=MST3K=] treatment of ''Film/CarnivalMagic'' provides examples of:
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31	* TheAce: The riffers joke about Markov's ultra-competence and role in the plot as a fountain of endless wisdom.
32	-->'''Markov:''' I can't stop death.\
33	'''Crow:''' Thank you! Finally, Markov's admitting something he can't do.
34	* AlanSmithee: "Al Adamson is the name Alan Smithee uses when he doesn't want ''his'' name on a film." %%Invoked
35	* TheAlcoholic: Lots of jokes about Stony Martin's drinking.
36	-->'''Crow:''' And what, pray tell, is a syrup-covered case of Rolling Rock?\
37	'''Tom Servo:''' Stony Martin's breakfast.
38	* TheAllegedCar: Jonah and the bots make sounds of shoddy starters and other engine problems when [[MisfitMobilizationMoment the carnival folk go to rescue Alex]].
39	* AllThereInTheScript: The mysterious guy in the purple jumpsuit is named in the end credits: Matt Claude Van Damme.
40	* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: Kinga orders Jonah to marry her in order to have a wedding episode as a ratings-boosting stunt (despite Max pointing out that streamed programs don't appear in the Nielsen ratings anyway), or else she'll cut off his air supply.
41	-->'''Kinga:''' [[Film/NottingHill Jonah, I'm just a megalomaniacal girl, standing in front of a kidnapped boy, asking him to love her]], or she will shut off his oxygen.
42	* AndStarring: Jonah and the bots note the special billing in the opening credits, "Introducing Missy O'Shea (The Girl In The Car)," and start obsessing over her character.
43	-->'''Crow:''' Guys, let's not jump to any conclusions. Sure, she's ''a'' girl in ''a'' car, but is she ''The'' Girl In ''The'' Car?
44	* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Jonah and the bots spend much of the movie making fun of Bud's baseball cap. Then Bud stops wearing the cap and lets her hair down, and shows up in her next scene wearing an ill-fitting strapless dress.
45	-->'''Crow:''' Oh, well now I miss the baseball cap.
46	* TheCameo: Creator/MarkHamill in the role of P.T. Mindslap, ringmaster of a space-traveling circus.
47	* CelebrityResemblance:
48	-->'''Kurt:''' Did anyone recognize you?\
49	'''Tom Servo:''' ''(as Kim)'' One guy called me Amy Adams, and I didn't correct him.
50	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Jonah and the bots point out that, if you cast a talking chimp in your movie, it defeats the point if the chimp spends the whole movie muttering under his breath.
51	* {{Dissimile}}: "He's like Series/{{MacGyver\|1985}}, if [=MacGyver=] just had to pick up some keys."
52	* DeepFriedWhatever: "Kittens! Get your deep-fried, chocolate covered kittens!"
53	* DesignatedHero: %%Invoked
54	-->'''Tom Servo:''' Again, Alex isn't funny or cute, just terrifyingly clear in his desire to cause harm.
55	* DullSurprise:
56	-->'''Crow:''' I've seen mannequins have livelier conversations than this.
57	* DoubleStandard:
58	-->'''Crow:''' So, Jonah, he's endangered the lives of two people just now.\
59	'''Jonah:''' Yeah, but he's an ape, so it's cute.
60	* DrivenToSuicide:
61	-->'''Jonah:''' ''(as Markov)'' Actually, I was about to commit seppuku, but I guess that can wait.
62	* EasilyImpressed: Jonah and the bots react with over-the-top amazement at Alex the chimp performing simple tasks, like sweeping the floor.
63	* EstablishingShot: Over halfway through the movie, after yet another establishing shot of the carnival:
64	-->'''Crow:''' Hey, did you guys realize this thing takes place at a ''carnival?''\
65	'''Jonah:''' Oh, I thought it was a Sad Factory.
66	* FiveStagesOfGrief: After Markov says that training Alex was the only thing that kept him going after his wife died: "What stage of grief is chimp play?"
67	* FreeRangeChildren: The riffers note that there are a lot of unattended kids at this carnival.
68	* FruitCart: Alex drives a vehicle through a produce cart, and Jonah lampshades it:
69	-->'''Jonah:''' It wouldn't be a car chase if it didn't affect the life of a local farmer and his family.
70	* HerrDoktor: Every film needs an antagonist, so here's Dr. Poole: beard, glasses, vaguely European accent and all, determined to get his hands on Alex by any means necessary.
71	-->'''Crow''' [''as Poole'']: Nice Day. I am not a Nazi.
72	* HypocriticalHeartwarming: P.T. Mindslap tries to buy Jonah and the bots to exploit them in his circus. Kinga refuses, saying that she's the only one allowed to exploit them.
73	* IRejectYourReality: During the credits, Tom Servo and Crow spin a very involved tale of Elvin Feltner's movies after ''Carnival Magic''--only to admit immediately that none of these movies are real. Then...
74	-->'''Crow:''' I don't even think ''Carnival Magic'' was real, and we ''just'' watched it.\
75	'''Jonah:''' That's a good point. Did we ''really'' watch a movie just now?
76	* LargeHam: Mark [=HAMill=] puts on a bib and cuts off a HUGE slice of ham as P.T. Mindslap.
77	* ManchurianAgent: When Markov hypnotizes an audience volunteer into bending a steel bar, Crow jokes that he also activated the man's secret agent programming.
78	-->'''Crow:''' Yes... Must kill top official...\
79	'''Tom Servo:''' No, all I said is your name is Gus.\
80	'''Crow:''' Sorry... my bad...
81	* MerchandiseDriven: Crow plugs a non-existsant toyline in the MisfitMobilizationMoment.
82	--> '''Crow:''' All your favorite carny characters complete with custom vehicles and accessories.
83	* MoveAlongNothingToSeeHere: During the parade sketch, the footage of Jonah briefly gets mixed with footage of some other guy in a purple jumpsuit, on the SOL. Kinga tells us to pay him no heed.
84	-->'''Kinga:''' Ooh, please ignore that, since you didn't see anything, because it doesn't exist.
85	* OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo: Tom Servo and Crow run through the various sequels: ''2Magic 2Carnival'', ''Carnival Magic 3: Return of the Girl in the Car'', and ''Carnival Magic Begins''.
86	* OutOfFocus: "Wasn't there a talking chimp in this movie at one point?"
87	* PoliceCodeForEverything: In the movie, the rural police make up goofy codes in the scene where Alex steals a car. They first call it a "ghost car" (that being a runaway car with no driver, which to be fair IS a real if unofficial term), then calling it a "King Kong in progress" (that being an ape kidnapping a beautiful girl). Crow and Servo latch onto this and crank it up to eleven: they call in that there's "a Carnival Magic" in progress, then explain that it stands for [[OverlyLongGag the entire production history]] of ''Carnival Magic''. Then they spend the next host segment making up police codes for increasingly bizarre scenes from the movie.
88	-->'''Crow:''' Yeah, a Mid-Life Frosted Flakes Creepout. That's a weird old guy in a hairpiece bothering a bunch of tigers.
89	* RightHandCat: Upon seeing a man in a cowboy hat holding a kitten, Crow decides he's the "lowest-rent Bond villain I've ever seen."
90	* RunningGag:
91	** "Sweet freedom!" the riffers say, every time Alex walks out a building or tent.
92	** "Markov?" "Polov!"
93	** Tom Servo styles himself as Markov's acolyte, referring to him as "Master"
94	--->'''Servo:''' Do ''not'' question Markov's ability to hear! ''Markov! Hears! All!''
95	* SharedUniverse: InUniverse the bots claim there is an entire ''Carnival Magic'' universe comprised of prequels, sequels, spinoffs and a reboot. Hilariously, Jonah actually believes them for a while.
96	* SuperGullible: Jonah completely buys the bots' yarn about ''Carnival Magic'''s multiple sequels and longevity, not questioning them at all until they stretch it even further to include "Trailer Park Productions", a film studio built around filming in trailer parks. He also refers to himself as an "easy mark" for PT Mindslap's scam during the carnival song.
97	-->'''Jonah:''' Guys, are any of these movies real?\
98	'''Servo:''' Of COURSE not, Jonah.\
99	'''Crow:''' Yeah, I don't even think ''Carnival Magic'' was real and we just watched it.
100	* SwissCheeseSecurity: "Yes, the weak point of so many illegal labs: an unlocked screen door."
101	* TakeOurWordForIt: P.T. Mindslap's circus, featuring amazing sights and death-defying stunts... performed entirely on a darkened stage. Everyone figures out pretty quickly that there aren't actually any performers, just P.T. Mindslap himself ''describing'' the performance.
102	* TemptingFate:
103	-->'''Jonah:''' Now that Alex has been given a second chance at life, I hope he does something truly meaningful with it, and just doesn't go back to the carnival. Uhh, he went back to the carnie.
104	* ThemeMobile: "To the Carniemobile!"
105	* VagueAge: Jonah and the bots point out they have no idea how old Bud/Ellen is supposed to be because of her baseball cap.
106	* VindicatedByCable: Joked about InUniverse.
107	--> '''Crow:''' And it gets buried in a vault for years until a mad scientist makes a TV show where they force poor jerks to watch it, thus giving it a second life its makers never truly intended.
108	--> '''Tom:''' Yeah, exactly, Carnival Magic.
109	** So obscure that before ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' it didn't have a page on TV Tropes. It really was literally lost in a vault; a copy was discovered in 2009.
110	* WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue: The riffers turn the final scene into this, explaining that Stony Martin became Alabama's senator, Markov was arrested, etc.
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113	->''[[TheStinger The Sheriff sadly sits atop his car as it's towed away.]]''

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