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7	Films watched: ''Body Care and Grooming'' (short) and ''Film/ThePaintedHills''
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9	''Body Care and Grooming'' teaches college students everywhere about the importance of good hygiene, obsessive grooming, and glorious conformity in their dating lives.
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11	The episode is available in the Gizmoplex [[https://www.gizmoplex.com/mst3k/season:5/videos/mst3k-105-thepaintedhills here]], and on the [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 [=MST3k=]]] [=YouTube=] channel [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gr9vxvAwD4 here]].
12	!!The Segments:
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14	[[AC:Prologue]]
15	* Crow impersonates Creator/JayLeno, complete with an overly large chin and tired jokes about Congress.
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17	[[AC:Segment 1/Invention Exchange]]
18	* Dr. Forrester has recently observed that nothing works harder than the human heart. It's for that reason he's invented the Cholester-Do-All, a device that he has surgically attached to Frank’s heart. He also has Frank stuffing his face with sweets and fatty food so the device can power various electric appliances, which sends Frank into cardiac arrest. Joel and the Bots, inspired by subliminal messaging and backwards masking in the music industry, create Back-Talk, which records gibberish and plays it in reverse to serve as a helpful reminder.
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20	[[AC:Segment 2]]
21	* Tom and Crow debate on whether each of them think the woman from the short is more attractive clean or sloppy, respectively.
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23	[[AC:Segment 3]]
24	* The 'Bots write term papers about famous bearded guys who resemble the grizzled old prospector from the movie. Crow’s paper on Rutherford B. Hayes is bad enough to get him held back a year, not that he minds.
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26	[[AC:Segment 4]]
27	* Having succumbed to gold fever, Tom has crushed and melted Crow into an ingot. Joel has to clarify that Crow is only ''painted'' gold, and is basically worthless when broken down to his basic components.
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29	[[AC:Segment 5]]
30	* The 'Bots attempt to analyze Lassie’s crimes and bring her to justice, though it’s shot down when Joel states human laws don’t apply to animals. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester fails to revive Frank.
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32	!!The [=MST3K=] presentation of ''Body Care and Grooming'' has examples of the following tropes:
33	* InformedFlaw: The narrator insinuates that the girl's more frazzled appearance makes her outright ugly. Joel and the 'Bots, however, find her to be an UnkemptBeauty instead.
34	* ThePigPen: The narrator thinks that the "young lady" from the introduction is an example, but the guys (especially Crow) don't agree.
35	* TheStinger: Another episode where the stinger comes from here rather than the main film.
36	* UnnecessaryMakeover: Invoked during the second host segment, where Crow and Servo have a debate over whether the girl from the intro is more attractive sloppy or clean, with Gypsy moderating and Joel deciding the outcome.
37	--> '''Crow's argument:''' I like her sloppy. While her well-groomed -- in other words, square -- classmates were listening to Pat Boone and Patti Page, she was at the local jazz club, groovin' to [[Music/MilesDavis Miles]], [[Music/TheloniousMonk Monk]], and [[Music/JohnColtrane Coltrane]]. While her classmates were struggling to make it through an issue of ''Reader's Digest'', she was the only woman on campus who can freely quote Henry Miller. She may be sloppy, but she fits deeply into my idea of paradise.\
38	'''Servo's argument:''' I like her clean, 'cause it just shows that she wants to change the system from within. Sure she's a seething cauldron of passion, but she wears clean underpants, and she knows where her shirt is in the morning. Call her what you will -- a Scoop Jackson Democrat or a Jacob Javits Republican -- either way, she's the stuff that dreams are made of.\
39	'''Joel's verdict:''' Both of these issues are complex, and there are no easy answers, but Crow's right.\
40	Servo then argues against Joel's verdict, stating that the subject of cleanliness and grooming is important to him, and proposes a more effective way to resolve the issue[=:=] "A spitting contest!"
41	* ValuesDissonance: Invoked, snarkily following its '50s values through to conclusion: "Expressing individualism is just plain wrong," and "good grooming" is about attracting a husband by dressing and looking like everyone else.
42	-->'''Narrator:''' You don't seem to be exactly the type to make this guy behave like a human being.\
43	'''Joel:''' ''(as narrator)'' You know, to make him grope you and paw at you.\
44	'''Narrator:''' [...] But good grooming is more than clothes-deep.\
45	'''Joel:''' It's being snowy-white.
46	* WunzaPlot: ''"Body Care and Grooming, they're cops!"''
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49	!!The [=MST3K=] presentation of ''Film/ThePaintedHills'' has examples of the following tropes:
50	* AnachronismStew: "Is this the ''real'' [[TheWildWest Old West]], or the Creator/RoyRogers Old West where they had electricity and cars?"
51	* ArtisticLicenseHistory: The only things Crow's term paper got right were that UsefulNotes/RutherfordBHayes was a lawyer, served in [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar the Civil War]], was President, ended Reconstruction, and eventually died. And to give you an idea about how factually accurate the ''rest'' of the paper is, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck right off the bat]], Crow states that Hayes was born to ''[[MyOwnGrandpa his son]]''.
52	* BigEater: Dr. Forrester's invention, the Cholester-Do-All, is a generator powered by the [[HollywoodHeartAttack heavy strain on Frank's heart]] produced by a constant stream of junk food. There's a massive spread of pastries, potato chips, and pancakes laid out in front of Frank in Segment One.
53	* BigNo: We get one out of Forrester when he's trying to revive Frank from a heart attack. [[MoodWhiplash It peters out]] when he realizes Joel's watching, and he shrugs and says now he's got to go out and buy a new heart, like it's an auto part.
54	* CallBack: The "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E04TeenagersFromOuterSpace Reel Life vs. Real Life]]" music appears as demo music for the Back-Talk.
55	* CelebrityResemblance: Servo compares the snow-covered Taylor to [[Music/TheDoobieBrothers Michael McDonald]].
56	* DeathIsCheap: After failing to revive Frank in the closing segment, Dr. Forrester decides to just go out and get him a new heart. This is despite the fact that Frank has been dead from heart failure for almost ''two hours'' at that point.
57	* DudeNotFunny: Invoked after Shep is poisoned -- Servo keeps making riffs that Shep's a goner; Crow is deeply offended. Even Joel calls out Servo for going too far in his callous riffs about a dying dog.
58	* IntellectualAnimal: Discussed. The episode ends on a lengthy CavemenVsAstronautsDebate over how supposedly HeroicDog Lassie-as-Shep basically got away with cold-blooded murder, even if it was to [[{{Revenge}} avenge]] Jonathan. Things start getting heated... but then Joel takes a step back and settles things by pointing out that [[AmplifiedAnimalAptitude oddly capable though she is]], Lassie/Shep is still just a dog, not subject to human morals or mores.
59	-->'''Joel:''' Otherwise they'd all be arrested for public nudity.
60	* HollywoodHeartAttack: The Cholester-Do-All works by [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum harnessing the power of an overworked, cholesterol-clogged heart]]... which inevitably puts ''further'' strain on Frank's heart and [[TheyKilledKennyAgain kills him yet again]].
61	* HumanSnowball: Discussed at a point where Taylor, running in snow, slips and takes a brief tumble downhill.
62	-->'''Joel:''' Hey, wait a minute, aren't they supposed to turn into a big snowball when they fall like that?\
63	'''Crow:''' ''(laughs)'' Yeah!\
64	'''Tom:''' ''(chuckles)''
65	* ItRunsOnNonsensoleum: Par for the course with the Invention Exchange. This week Dr. Forrester implants a dynamo into Frank's chest and says nothing can generate more power than an already overworked, fat-clogged human heart: introducing the Cholester-Do-All.
66	* MondegreenGag: While reading the end credits for the movie, Joel and the Bots are surprised to learn that the character whose name they heard as "Pile-on Pete" was actually "''Pilot'' Pete".
67	* NeverMyFault: After Frank's heart gives out due to Dr. Forrester, who was using it as his own personal generator, running too many appliances at the same time, Dr. Forrester decides to blame ''[[SpeakIllOfTheDead Frank]]''.
68	-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' Frank, I'd love to revive you, but how can I when I can't run the defibrillator?!
69	** What's more, at the end of the episode, after stating he needs to get Frank a new heart, Dr. Forrester complains that "[[SarcasmMode there's not enough [he does] around here]]".
70	* NotSoDire: [[invoked]] Invoked: After Joel decides to have Crow held back after hearing his [[ArtisticLicenseHistory Rutherford B. Hayes report]], Crow immediately asks if he can keep his desk.
71	* {{Padding}}: Discussed with the rather lengthy introduction of Pilot Pete, who, in, Crow's words, "comes in, stops the plot cold, and leaves".[[note]]The scene ''does'' establish two things that'll be important later -- Pete is a virtuous man that Tommy can turn to in times of trouble, and can conveniently be found wandering the hills -- but it's very awkward in setting them up.[[/note]] [[invoked]]
72	* ThePigPen: Dr. F thinks of Frank as one, hoping he would see the short if he wasn't [[TheyKilledKennyAgain dead again]].
73	* RunningGag:
74	** "Snausages!"
75	** "[[{{Music/Tommy}} Tommy, can you hear me?]]"
76	* SanitySlippage: At one point, Tom straight up melts Crow down to form him into a gold ingot, despite Joel stating that Crow is only ''painted'' gold. What's worse, Tom ''very clearly'' is armed with a pistol during the entire segment.
77	-->'''Tom Servo''': ''(manic)'' Oh, you'd ''like'' me to believe that, wouldn't you, Mr. ''West''?!
78	* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Downplayed: after getting fed up with the debate Crow and Tom have with him over Lassie's actions in the film[[note]]namely, their stance that she should be brought to justice, despite Joel pointing out that dogs are not held accountable to ''human'' laws[[/note]] at the end of the episode, as he throws it over to the Mads, Joel announces he's going to bed.
79	* SdrawkcabSpeech: The Back-Talk requires you to know how to say things backwards in order to record subliminal messages for yourself.
80	* SeriousBusiness: When it seems like Taylor is going to shoot [[WouldHurtAChild Tommy]], Crow bluntly announces an intention to trash the theater if he does.
81	* ShoutOut: The movie's main claim to fame is that it stars Franchise/{{Lassie}}:
82	-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' -- yes, the dog -- as Shep, another dog.
83	* SnapBack: Through the [[HandWave simple act]] of extruding him, Joel restores Crow from his melted down state just in time to resume the film following the commercial break.
84	* {{Squick}}: Joel and the bots give a collective "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!" when Pilot Pete says he's as irregular as they come. [[invoked]]
85	* SubliminalSeduction: Joel invents "Back-Talk", an answering machine that allows anyone to record backwards messages for themselves as subconscious reminders, whether as a daytimer for executives or just a note to self to record ''Delta''.
86	* TakeThat: Crow's impression of Creator/JayLeno doing ''Series/{{The Tonight Show\|WithJayLeno}}'' monologue in the opening is all "jokes" about [[SleazyPolitician Congress having sex]]. [[PantyThief Panty raids]] on the rise at colleges? "I didn't know so many members of Congress were going back to school!" Joel warns him he could get sued for defamation? "Well, I'd hire a Congressman to defend me, but they're all out having sex! Sex, ladies and gentlemen...!" He's also got Leno's trademark [[LanternJawOfJustice big chin]].
87	* TheyKilledKennyAgain: [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Dr Forrester after the Invention Exchange:
88	-->'''Dr Forrester:''' Frank's dead again.
89	* ToiletHumor: The crew's use of the name "Pile-on Pete".
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91	->''[[[TheStinger A smiling woman, in a shower, puts a towel on a hook]]]''

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