Line #4 Recap/FamilyGuyS2E19TheStoryOnPageOne


1	'''Original air date:''' 7/19/2000
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3	'''Production code:''' 2ACX-14
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5	Meg joins the school newspaper after a college admissions officer for Brown University notices she needs more extracurricular activities, but her entire reputation ends up on the line when Peter switches out Meg's article about Mayor West wasting the town's budget with an article about Luke Perry being a closet homosexual. Meanwhile, Stewie uses a mind-control device on Chris so he can have height.
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9	!!This episode contains examples of:
10	* AdamWesting: While he had been kind of odd earlier, this episode truly established Mayor Adam West as the CloudCuckooLander he would be during the rest of the time on the show.
11	* AllegedLookalikes: Peter thinks that Luke Perry, and not Tom Cruise, starred in ''Film/RainMan''.
12	* AllGirlsLikePonies: Peter bought Meg a pony a long time ago and was keeping it as a surprise for her. Unfortunately, he forgot to feed it, and by the time he shows Meg the pony, it has been reduced to a skeleton.
13	* AsHimself: Creator/LukePerry
14	* AttractiveBentGender: A cutaway shows Ricky Martin dressing up as a woman after a concert and performing under the name Jewel.
15	* BaitAndSwitch: Peter cites Music/RickyMartin as proof of celebrities leading double lives. The cutaway shows Ricky dressing up as a woman, but then it reveals he's Music/{{Jewel}}.
16	** There's also Stewie thinking aloud of what he would do if he was larger. We're expecting a sci-fi fantasy...but instead it's a lengthy ImagineSpot of a tall, fat Stewie opening "Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop" for plus-sized gentlemen to find well-fitting, tasteful clothes.
17	* BrickJoke: Meg's original article exposes Mayor West's attempts to solve the "mystery" of who is stealing the town's water (it's actually just going down the drain of the sink). At the end of the episode, when Luke Perry gets into bed with West, he reminds Luke that he promised to return his water if they have sex.
18	* ChocolateBaby: The scene in which UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson’s family is shown as mostly black children is a nod to evidence that he fathered children with his slave Sally Hemings.
19	* ComicallySmallBribe: When the Griffins meet the college dean's secretary, Peter slyly says that Meg ''really'' wants to get into the school and slides her...a single dollar bill. It's especially egregious because the secretary wouldn't have anything to do with admissions decisions.
20	* ConspiracyTheorist: Peter insists that the Vietnam War never actually happened.
21	-->'''Brian:''' [[SarcasmMode Well, yeah, but don't mention it around the veteran's hospital. Those guys are really committed to the lie.]]
22	* ContrivedCoincidence: Parodied. Creator/LukePerry finds out about the altered story because he reads every high school newspaper in America every day just to see if he's mentioned.
23	** Also parodied after the MuggedForDisguise entry below: just after Peter realizes he needs his usual outfit back, a fat man wearing the exact same clothes wanders by, and Peter mugs him too.
24	* DeliciousDistraction: After Chris helps Stewie get some Fig Newtons down from the counter, the baby begins to rhapsodize about using his older brother to solve his problem while eating the cookies, and...
25	-->'''Stewie''': If I could build a device to harness the size of that leviathan, there'd be no limit to what I could--oh my GOD, there's an ORGY in my MOUTH!
26	* DidntThinkThisThrough: Stewie mind controls Chris and tries to get him to buy tools. It doesn't occur to him that Chris is a teenager and therefore unable to purchase tools.
27	* DressingAsTheEnemy: Parodied. To get close to Luke Perry, Peter beats up a bellhop and puts on his uniform. Brian points out that's pointless, since Luke Perry has no idea who they are. At that moment, a man wearing Peter's usual outfit walks by, so Peter ambushes him and puts on his clothes.
28	* DisguisedInDrag: A cutaway gag shows Ricky Martin dressed up as singer Jewel in a double life.
29	* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In his own warped way, Peter tries to do right by Meg, even saying he'd take a bullet for her. In later episodes, Meg is the ButtMonkey of the family, with everyone abusing her in some way (''especially'' Peter).
30	* FanDisservice: To get proof Luke Perry really is gay, Peter dons a thong, slathers his body with oil, and uses his nipple to juice an orange. All he manages to do is [[VomitDiscretionShot make Luke Perry vomit]].
31	* FreezeFrameBonus: The ''TV Guide'' Peter sees, featuring Luke Perry on the cover, reads "If you can read this, ''Family Guy'' is on the air".
32	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Lois and Meg talk about the trouble with Creator/LukePerry, while Stewie struggles to evade an out-of-control Chris.
33	* GoingForTheBigScoop: Neil Goldman tells Meg that if she wants to join the school paper, she has to get an exclusive interview with Mayor West. She does so and manages to expose his ridiculous embezzlement of the town's budget while she's at it.
34	* ImagineSpot: Stewie has a fantasy about opening "Stewie's Big and Tall Man Shop," a clothing store that caters to "portly or tall" gentlemen.
35	* InsaneTrollLogic: Peter tries to prove the altered story is true by getting a compromising picture of himself with Creator/LukePerry.
36	** There's also Mayor Adam West, who is convinced that there are thieves "stealing" water from the town when he's actually just pouring it down a drain and into the potted plants in his office. He's even spent $100,000 of Quahog's budget on the investigation, which Meg uses as the focal point of her newspaper article.
37	* IsThisThingStillOn: Stewie sends a mind-controlled Chris into a hardware store and controls what he says. However, he gets distracted by a hobo asking him for money and talks to him at length before realizing the mic is still on.
38	* IvyLeagueForEveryone: [[AvertedTrope Averted]]--Meg wants to get into Brown, an Ivy League school, but she's told that she doesn't have enough extracurricular activities to justify admission.
39	* MindControlDevice: Stewie sticks one on Chris.
40	* MistakenForGay: Peter replaces Meg's story with one saying Creator/LukePerry is gay. Peter thought it was true, but Luke and others denied it repeatedly. Of course, the last scene shows Luke in bed with Mayor West.
41	* MuggedForDisguise: Peter beats up a hotel bellhop and steals his uniform, which fits very poorly since Peter is much fatter than the bellhop. Brian then tells Peter that Luke has never seen them before and has no idea who they are, so they don't need disguises in the first place. Instead of changing back into his own clothes, Peter beats up and steals the clothes of another man who just so happened to be wearing an exact copy of Peter's normal outfit while being just as fat as him.
42	* RealAfterAll: The end of the episode shows Luke Perry getting into bed with Mayor West, meaning that he ''is'' gay (or at the very least bisexual, given that his wife also appears in the episode).
43	* ShoutOut:
44	** The flashback showing Brian's college years, during which he was harassed for being a dog, parodies the film ''Film/SchoolTies'', in which David Greene is harassed for being Jewish, although in the movie the message on the wall read "Go Home, Jew!" instead of "Go Home, Dog!".
45	** The guard at the Dean's office shouts, "Nobody sees the Dean, not nobody, not no how,” a reference to the Wizard’s guards in ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''.
46	** Lois says that, when she was in college, the National Guard shot some of her friends, referencing Kent State during the 1970 shootings on the campus.
47	** Peter says that he wanted to name Meg after Twiki, a robot from the 1970s television show ''Buck Rogers in the 25th Century'', but didn't, because no one would understand the reference.
48	** When Meg goes to interview Mayor West, he asks her if she is Sarah Connor, a character from ''Film/TheTerminator''.
49	** When Peter's typing on the typewriter, the camera pans around him, then he tosses the paper from the typewriter, where it then forms the logo for Stephen J. Cannell Productions.
50	** After holding an exploding bomb from Mayor West, Meg has WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck’s bill on the wrong side of her head, and then states, [[ThisMeansWar "Of course, you realize, this means war,"]] parodying a frequent gag on WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes.
51	** Stewie uses his mind control device to force Chris to sing “Puttin' on the Ritz” by Music/IrvingBerlin. This refers to a scene in Mel Brooks’s ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'' where the monster performs the same song.
52	** After his mind control device short-circuits and Stewie is chased by Chris, he eludes him by disguising himself in a trenchcoat and sunglasses resembling Ferris from the film ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff''.
53	** A scene from ''Film/{{Big}}'' is parodied when Stewie walks up to a Zoltar machine and says "I wish I was big".
54	** In the scene where Luke Perry is reading "every high school newspaper", his "wife" calls from off-screen "Luke! Luke, time for dinner!", quoting Aunt Beru from ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope'' when she calls him to dinner after he finds Leia’s message in R2.
55	** In his interview with Meg, Adam West says "Got Milk?" and "I Gotcha, diagonally! Pretty sneaky, sis!" The first quote is the tagline of an ad campaign for milk. The second is from a commercial for the checkers game "Connect 4" by Milton Bradley.
56	** A cutaway to Meg’s probable future without a college education show her modeling in a bikini at a "bum fight", an event in which homeless people fight one another in exchange for food, alcohol or some other incentive. These events were captured in the 2002 documentary ''Bumfights''.
57	** Peter tells Luke that ''Music/TheDarkSideOfTheMoon'' synchs up with ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''. Perry mentions that he heard the same from ''Series/BeverlyHills90210'' co-star Shannon Doherty but thought that she was "just being a bitch", a popular tabloid portrayal of the actress.
58	** There is a scene where Peter in a flashback is a Ghostbuster and interrupts the potter wheel scene in the film ''Film/Ghost1990'' and sucks up Sam Wheat.
59	* ShowSomeLeg: Meg needs to find an extracurricular activity to add to her college application and chooses the school newspaper. Neil Goldman, her AbhorrentAdmirer, is the editor, and she resorts to flirting with him ("I never noticed how smooth the skin is between your acne") to get a chance at joining.
60	* ShownTheirWork: Sherry and the Anus ending credits list real-life ''Family Guy'' writers and directors as producers of the show-within-a-show.
61	* SpannerInTheWorks: Under Stewie's control, Chris was about to kill Lois. Then the microwave went off and fried the mind-control device, causing him to go after Stewie instead.
62	* SpoofAesop: "See, Meg? Things always work out if you just do whatever you want without worrying about the consequences."
63	* {{Sting}}: Peter does this himself as he's sneaking around the school and later when Luke Perry sees the article.
64	* SweetPollyOliver: Ricky Martin is shown just having escaped a horde of fans. He puts on makeup and a wig and proceeds out another door as Jewel.
65	* TakeThat: To singer Ricky Martin for "living a double life" (being closeted at the time).
66	* VocalDissonance: Neil Goldman has a more manly voice (provided by Creator/SethMacFarlane) when he takes his retainer out of his mouth.
67	* VomitDiscretionShot: Luke Perry vomits after [[FanDisservice Peter attempts to seduce him with a thong.]]
68	* WaitingSkeleton: Peter tries to give Meg the pony she wished for when she was six. However, they end up discovering a horse skeleton in the closet.
69	-->'''Peter:''' Oh... oh God, that's right. Ponies... p-ponies like food, don't they?

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