Line #77 Recap/TheGoodPlaceS4E08TheFuneralToEndAllFunerals


1	->''"This is it, your honor. This is the whole story. No one is beyond rehabilitation."''
2	-->-- '''Michael'''
3
4	While Michael attends the Judge's ruling on the experiment, along with Shawn and the Good Place committee, the humans and Janet (who were not permitted to attend) decide to take their minds off the stress by throwing themselves mock funerals and commemorate each other and their friendship.
5
6	The review of the experiment results begins. The humans' scores reveal that Simone, John, and Chidi all became better people, but Brent actually became worse over the last year. Michael nonetheless argues that Brent had redeemed himself from a much lower score with his last-minute apology, showing that he really wasn't beyond redemption. He also pulls up the scores of Kamilah, Donna, and Pillboi, who all improved their lives drastically after the Soul Squad's intervention.
7
8	After a brief deliberation, the humans and Janet are brought into the courtroom as the Judge announces her verdict. She has decided the Soul Squad is right and declares the experiment a success. While everyone (except Shawn) is initially delighted, they are all horrified when the Judge declares Earth is cancelled and will restart existence, wiping out all humans in the process. Michael tries to get her to consider another option, Shawn refuses to help rather than admit defeat, and the Good Place Committee is as ineffectual as ever. Before the Judge can activate the device that will reboot existence, Janet steals it and hides it in her void. She's then joined by the newly reformed Bad Janet, who reveals she's passed the manifesto to all the other Janets in the afterlife. A stream of Good, Bad, Neutral, and Disco Janets enter the courtroom, ready to help hide the device in their voids. Gen coldly declares she will get the device back and marbleize every Janet in the room. With Gen distracted, Eleanor tells Michael to restore Chidi's memories, figuring he is the only person who can come up with a solution.
9	----
10	!!Tropes in this episode include:
11	* AllForNothing: It seems as though all making Gen realize that humanity is too complicated for the points system has done is convince her to wipe out everything in existence and start over.
12	* AttendingYourOwnFuneral: The Soul Squad, with an unconscious Chidi in tow, hold their own funerals, since they obviously died and never got to mourn their premature deaths.
13	* BaitAndSwitchComment: Subverted. Jason says his mother died of "the big C", which was what he called a crocodile outside his house, before admitting he was joking and that she died of cancer.
14	* BillBillJunkBill: Gen sorting through her purse goes "lip gloss, lip gloss, thing that ends all the wars, ''Series/{{Justified}}'' season 2..."
15	* BrickJoke: In the first episode of the season, Michael mentions one incarnation of Janet called Disco Janet. Here, during the climax when the army of Janets show up, one shows up brightly dressed, curly-haired and on rollerskates doing a disco dance.
16	* BuffySpeak: Having not given it a proper name (either because she forgets it or just doesn't care), Gen constantly refers to her DoomsdayDevice as a thingy (including "human wiper outer thingy" and "Earth rebooter thingy").
17	* CallForward: Michael admits that, of all the Friends, maybe Joey and Ross, and Monica and Chandler and Rachel might deserve to be in the Bad Place... but Phoebe?
18	* TheCavalry: An army of various Janets come in at the end to buy the heroes some time.
19	* CessationOfExistence: This is what Gen's existence-rebooting DoomsdayDevice will do to '''all humans''', living and dead alike.
20	* CharacterDevelopment:
21	** When checking the humans' scores, they find that they all did indeed become better than when they started... except Brent, who became 1% worse. However, his last-second apology did bring his score back up to that amount when it was much lower before.
22	** When Gen is unimpressed with the humans' point scores, Michael reveals to her how much those who the gang helped as "The Soul Squad" improved, with Kamilah opening a scholarship under Tahani's name for girls to go to college, Donna continuing to be a good stepmother to Patricia, and Pillboi fully dedicating his time to looking after the elderly.
23	** Bad Janet apparently did some soul searching after reading Michael's manifesto. She realized that humans can be bad but life is not black and white and wiping ''everyone'' out is too extreme a solution.
24	* ChekhovsGunman:
25	** Bad Janet. In the mother of all {{Karmic Jackpot}}s, [[CallBack Michael freeing Bad Janet and giving her a copy of his manifesto as a sign of good faith]] prevented TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt with Gen's DoomsdayDevice by giving Bad Janet her HeelFaceTurn. Not only that, but she winds up [[GondorCallsForAid recruiting every Janet in the universe]] (Good, Bad, Neutral and Disco) to help stall Gen while Team Cockroach figures out a better solution.
26	** All the Janets in the afterlife, from Bad to Good to Neutral to Disco even. They end up coming when the world needs them.
27	** Chidi. Eleanor decides to wake him up, tell him the truth about everything (again) and hope that he can find a solution to save everyone since he's studied ethics most of his life.
28	* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Jason thinks Tahani's British accent is a speech impediment.
29	* DidntThinkThisThrough: When the gang objects to Gen obliterating the universe, she asks them what they thought was going to happen if she decided they were right about the points... and then they realize that they really ''didn't'' think about what the solution to the broken points system would be due to Janet and Michael accidentally making the Soul Squad afterlife fugitives. They were hoping that Gen would reform the points system itself at least, with Michael awkwardly suggesting that maybe they should give humans three points for eating apples instead of two.
30	* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: All the Janets in the afterlife stand up to Gen, who could easily vaporize demons by snapping her fingers. She's thrown off only because there are so many of them and because she ''can't'' vaporize them without also vaporizing the reset button.
31	* DissonantSerenity:
32	** Jason doesn't seem at all upset to reveal that his mother died from cancer, and even proclaims "Watch me do a handstand!" immediately after breaking the news.
33	** The Judge is completely nonchalant about the fact that she'll be wiping out all of existence and erasing billions of souls in the process.
34	* DoomsdayDevice:
35	** Gen plans to use one to wipe out ''all of existence itself'' and start over with a clean new slate... until Janet sends it into her void. It looks like a garage door opener.
36	** There's also an inversion. While looking for the device in her purse, Gen takes out one that apparently ends all wars.
37	* DramaticallyMissingThePoint: Gen, upon conceding that the points system isn't working, still fails to realize that the ''points system itself'' is the problem. Instead, she decides ''Earth'' is hopelessly flawed, and decides to wipe it out entirely.
38	* DueToTheDead: Janet reveals that the Soul Squad's families and friends had their ways of grieving.
39	** Showing that she has forgiven her sister for their rivalry, Kamilah started a scholarship in Tahani's name for girls like them.
40	** Pillboi graffiti tagged a Red Lobster in honor of Jason's memory.
41	* EscalatingPunchline: Eleanor eulogizing Tahani:
42	-->She taught me lots of stuff. Like bras shouldn't be painful. And you don't buy bras at Home Depot. And they don't sell bras at Home Depot. What the hell are you wearing? For the record, it was a men’s back support harness, and it worked in a pinch.
43	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Bad Janet doesn't want the apocalypse to happen, because she thinks the system is messed up and it's unfair to wipe ''everyone'' out.
44	* EveryoneHasStandards: The Good Place Committee, as usual, is horrified by how Gen wants to wipe out humanity. Shame that they can't be more active about it.
45	* EvilIsPetty: Shawn would rather rub Michael's simultaneous loss and victory in his face and let Gen stay the course rather than admit he was wrong, do an EnemyMine, and beg Gen to reconsider wiping out the universe.
46	* ExtremeDoormat: The Good Place Committee's idea of negotiation is to give up all possible leverage and let Shawn have all the power.
47	* FiveStagesOfGrief: Jason says that the first stage of grief in Jacksonville is graffiti. The podcast reveals that the other stages of grief are ATV race, tattoo fight, prank-call the morgue, and graffiti the morgue.
48	* TheFunInFuneral: Invoked; the humans throw themselves decidedly un-serious funerals, with inappropriate venues, outfits, and speeches.
49	* GodzillaThreshold: Eleanor wakes up Chidi and prepares to come clean with him about everything in the hopes of convincing Gen otherwise. It may risk their former relationship, especially since Chidi will remember that Eleanor tortured him, but worlds are at stake and Eleanor is willing to make that sacrifice.
50	* GondorCallsForAid: Bad Janet circulated Michael's Manifesto to every other Janet in the universe and a militia's worth showing up at Gen's courtroom to help hide her DoomsdayDevice.
51	* GoneHorriblyRight: The Soul Squad's experiment, along with other factors (like the humans on Earth that the Soul Squad helped), leads to Gen's verdict that the points system is in fact forked up, giving the Soul Squad the victory they wanted. The Soul Squad immediately stop celebrating when Gen concludes that the solution to this is to restart humanity altogether.
52	* GuiltyPleasures: Shawn reveals that he knows how to pronounce Creator/{{Zendaya}}, and then immediately acts embarrassed about it.
53	* HeelFaceDoorSlam: Played with. While Brent got 1% worse during the experiment, his last-second HeelRealization gave him exponential growth that otherwise would have been a lot worse, and Michael explains that there's no telling how much he might change for the better by tomorrow.
54	** Played for laughs with the ColdOpen when Eleanor is upset that, having worked her ash off to complete the experiment, she won't be allowed to hear the verdict. Michael offers her a bottle of tequila. She accepts, because she's still a girl from Arizona.
55	* HeelFaceTurn: Bad Janet was moved by the manifesto Michael gave to her before releasing her, and is now convinced that humans do deserve better, and gathers all of the other Janets to help her stall Gen.
56	* HeroicSacrifice: The Janets are all willing to have Gen marbleize them one by one while searching for the DoomsdayDevice to buy the gang time to come up with a better solution to the outdated points system.
57	* HiddenDepths: Out of all the immortal beings, ''Shawn'' is the one who knows how to correctly pronounce Zendaya's name, and without thinking, answers the Judge when she asks about it. Seemingly remembering that he's the most evil being in existence and shouldn't know nor care about some girly pop singer, he tries to deny it and looks embarrassed.
58	* HonorBeforeReason: The Good Place Committee once again falls victim to this, taking the time to stress over the most ethical way to write a letter pleading to Gen ''not to wipe out the entire universe''.
59	* HopeSpot: The gang ends up convincing Gen that the point system is indeed flawed, and her solution to the problem is... to wipe all of humanity out and start from scratch.
60	* IgnoredEpiphany: The whole point of redoing the experiment was to see if humans could improve themselves and each other without worldly issues and the general pressures of everyday life compromising their morality. It succeeded on that front with everyone except Brent, and even he improved at the last minute. Instead of changing the points system, Gen took it to mean that humans in their current form should be wiped out because Earth is too complicated to be fairly judged by the system.
61	* InsaneTrollLogic: The point system is flawed and cannot properly judge people during life. Therefore, I'm going to reboot the universe and leave the system in place and hope a different universe will match the point system.
62	* IronicEcho: Michael, [[RuleOfThree once again]] repeats something he said insincerely, only to repeat it with full emotional weight a few seconds later.
63	* KarmicJackpot: Turns out Michael releasing Bad Janet with his manifesto was a good call, and she actually did read it and agreed that as bad as humans can be, [[EvenEvilHasStandards eternal damnation or total oblivion are both too extreme a response to the Afterlife's flawed system]]. She even calls in a cavalry of Janets (Good, Bad, Neutral and Disco) to help hide Gen's humanity-erasure button to but the Team more time.
64	* LameComeback: Michael greets Shawn with "Well, you're glue!", only to realize Shawn didn't actually insult him, then ask Shawn to deliver his insult and get devastated with his "Well, you're glue!". Then Shawn delivers his threat and Michael, tearfully, realizes his "Well, you're glue." doesn't suffice.
65	* LifeWillKillYou: Jason begins describing how his mother died from the "Big C", which was the name of an alligator that lived by their house. He then reveals he was just kidding and that his mother instead died from cancer, which, in comparison to the goofy and bizarre ways all the other characters died in the show, is an incredibly mundane way to die.
66	* MassOhCrap: How the gang and the Good Place Committee react when Gen reveals how she plans to resolve the botched point system.
67	* NeedleInAStackOfNeedles: The Janets hide the doomsday device among themselves. Gen coldly says she'll marbelize all of them.
68	* NobodyPoops: Inverted with Bad Janet who doesn't ''have'' to poop, but ''chooses'' to poop.
69	* OfCorpseHesAlive: Chidi's not dead, but unconscious. This doesn't stop the other humans from toting his body around to all their fake funerals, which include setting him on a pool float and lawn chair (in [[ContinuityNod a mailman outfit]]).
70	* OrphanedPunchline: Michael instinctively shouts "Bounces off me and sticks to you" at Shawn when he merely says his name, thinking that Shawn was about to insult him. This becomes something of a RunningGag throughout the episode, both Michael and Shawn using some variant of "You're Glue" as a SubvertedPunchline.
71	--> '''Gen''': I don't think any of you is using that right...
72	* OutOfFocus: Chidi spends the episode frozen.
73	* ProductPlacement: Rather shamelessly used at the start of the episode. Everyone else is asking whether they passed the test and saved humanity, but Jason just asks if anyone found his Nintendo, then holds up a Nintendo Switch.
74	* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Eleanor speech at the end of the episode telling Michael that they need Chidi finishes with "Wake. Him. Up."
75	* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Gen initially acts this way during the proceedings. She rightfully points out that three humans making only marginal progress isn't really a valid reason to revamp how things are done, but also acknowledges that Michael's counterargument is legit, namely that the original four humans also got better during the original experiment, as did their families and friends during their time as The Soul Squad, and that although Brent generally got worse throughout the experiment, he did improve right at the end. She also allows the humans to attend the announcement of the verdict in their favor... or at least what she ''thinks'' is in their favor.
76	* ReformedButNotTamed: Bad Janet rejects the Bad Place and decides to help the Soul Squad...in her own way. She remains rude, makes inappropriate comments, and overall thinks humanity sucks, even though it is worth saving.
77	-->'''Michael:''' You read what I wrote and it got through to you?
78	-->'''Bad Janet:''' Yeah, but I also used the pages to wipe my butt so don't pop a stiffy just yet.
79	* RestartTheWorld: Gen's solution to the broken point system. She reasons that the new society that evolves won't be too complicated for the points system.
80	* ShoutOut:
81	** When Brent's score is revealed the infamous losing horns from ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'' plays.
82	** Michael compares Eleanor, Tahani, Chidi, Jason, Simone and John to the cast of ''Series/{{Friends}}''. This later becomes a {{Dissimile}} when he clarifies that [[TakeThat Ross, Rachel, Monica, Joey and Chandler are definitely bad friends]], but Phoebe shouldn't be deserving of eternal damnation just because of them.
83	** The Soul Squad pulls a ''Film/WeekendAtBernies'' on Chidi.
84	** Eleanor starts her eulogy for Chidi by calling him a "Rootin'-tootin', rackin'-frackin' varmint", then says she's not sure why she went "full WesternAnimation/YosemiteSam".
85	* SkewedPriorities: In addition to the matter of reworking the points system, Gen tries to sneak in a petition to reboot ''Series/AllyMcBeal''.
86	* SpannerInTheWorks: Brent was the only person in the experiment who got a negative point percentage, which showed Gen that humans are fundamentally flawed.
87	* StronglyWordedLetter: Faced with the imminent erasure and rebooting of humanity, the Good Place Committee sit down to write one of these. Then they decide "stern" is too confrontational, and the guy writing it stops and resigns on the spot.
88	* TakeThat: When Michael asks Matt to show the progress Kamilah, Donna, and Pillboi had made since Team Cockroach influenced them positively, Shawn states that ''he'' should also cite three random living people to make his case, citing [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Holmes Elizabeth Holmes]][[note]]A wannabe Steve Jobs who created a Ponzi scheme in an attempt to create a one-drop-of-blood-detecting-all-illness-machine-perfectly machine[[/note]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Kissinger Henry Kissinger]][[note]]... I mean, it's Henry Kissinger. He... Like... I mean... He prolonged the Vietnam War so ''Nixon'' could win the presidency and guarantee the KKK would forever have a place in US politics... just... because[[/note]] and LetsPlay/PewDiePie[[note]]He's a douchebag youtube dipshit who got an impoverished brown person to hold up a pro-Nazi sign. Also he's worn some Nazi paraphernalia a few times.[[/note]].
89	** Janet mentions that Music/{{Moby}} spoke at Tahani's funeral. Tahani cuts Janet off from repeating what he said, saying she didn't want to know.
90	* UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom: Brent ends up being the nail in the coffin that proves to the Judge that humans ''don't'' improve significantly in the afterlife.
91	* VerbalBackpedaling: The Judge asks if Zendaya's name is pronounced Zen-DAY-a or Zen-DIE-a. Shawn clarifies for her that it's the first one, but then tries to deny knowing her name.
92	-->'''Shawn:''' ''(mumbling, looks down at the floor)'' Or, I don't-
93	* VillainHasAPoint:
94	** AntiVillain example: While Gen's logic is cold, she says that if there is something fundamentally wrong with the system then it may be best to start over from scratch and learn from past mistakes.
95	** Michael agrees with Shawn that Brent was a terrible human being who did get worse rather than better in the new experiment.
96	* WhamLine: Gen gets one just after her ruling:
97	-->'''Gen:''' Now, in terms of how we handle this moving forward, obviously, Earth is cancelled. [...] All humans on Earth and in the afterlife will be extinguished, and we will start the entire human race over from scratch.
98	** In the greatest KarmicJackpot of all time, we learn Michael's PetTheDog moment of giving Bad Janet his manifesto and letting her go led to her saving all of existence.
99	-->'''Bad Janet:''' Oh, I should have explained. It's not two of us. It's ''all'' of us.
100	* WonTheWarLostThePeace: After a close call, Michael wins the case and prove definitively that a static point-system is unfit for the [[DynamicCharacter dynamic]] human race. What does the Judge decide to do about it? RestartTheWorld, wipe out all of humanity - both on Earth and in the afterlife - and start over from scratch.
101	* YouKeepUsingThatWord: Shawn and Michael keep using the phrase "you're glue" long after the original meaning has any relevance to what they're saying. Lampshaded by the Judge, who tells them that neither of them are using that word correctly.
102	* YourMom: When the Good Place committee says they're willing to meet Shawn halfway, he comes back with "I met your mom halfway last night."

Context Recap / TheGoodPlaceS4E08TheFuneralToEndAllFunerals