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1	->''[[QuoteMine "I always walk around out here in Texas with my strap-on,]] [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud uh...]]"''
2	-->- '''Ghost'''
3
4	->'''Caller:''' ''Harmony I love you! Silverpony, you my girl! Derpykins, you my nigga! You my nigga-''
5	->'''Ghost:''' ''Stupid fruitbowl, GEDDIMOFF!''
6	--> '''True Capitalist Radio,''' 8/02/11
7
8	->''"LOSCHLIEBEN, SCHLIEBEN, SCHLOGGIN, VOLKSWAGON ON MY SCHLONGHEADEN!"''
9	-->- '''Ghost''', [[BlatantLies speaking German]]
10
11	->''[[QuoteMine "And all you assholes who say I'm racist- hey! It's the truth!"]]''
12	-->- '''Ghost'''
13
14	->''"If the world is dark and your friends seem fickle, just grab some poop and give it a tickle!"''
15	-->- '''wise words from [[TheDragon Senator Pooptickler]]'''
16
17	->''"Congratulations Ghost, you're the new Rainbow Dash! AW YEAH BEST DAY EVER"''
18	-->- '''Tango Whiskey'''
19
20	->'''Tub Guy''' ''"Ghost, let's have a three way with Rick Perry. Oh my!"''
21	->'''Ghost:''' ''"Are you in the tub?!"''
22	->'''Tub Guy:''' ''"There's a distinct possibility, my good sir!"''
23	-> '''Ghost:''' ''"Ah Jesus Christ, geddemoff- I mean, HE'S CALLING ME FROM THE TUB, GOOD GOD!"''
24	-->- '''True Capitalist Radio'''
25
26	->'''Ghost:''' ''"Is this you calling me from the tub again?!"''
27	->'''Tub Guy:''' ''"When the hell do I '''not''' call you from the tub, my good sir?"''
28	-->- '''True Capitalist Radio'''
29
30	->''"Let's see, we got, uh... '[=ImDeflectingPearlsHere=]'- OH SCREW YOU!"''
31	-->- '''True Capitalist Radio,''' twitter shoutouts
32
33	-> "POOPTICKLER?! WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS POOP TICKLER?!"
34	--> —Ghost's reaction to the Pooptickler family
35
36	-> '''Caller''': ''Ghost, I came here cuz of the trolls, you're actually pretty funny.[[superscript:[?] ]]''\
37	'''Ghost''': ''Well, of course, cuz I bring da lulz better than anybody THROUGHOUT THE WORLD!!''
38	--> — Radio Graffiti, July 13th, 2011
39
40	->''"Wake up in the morning next to Alex Jonesey ''
41	->''Ghost waddles down the stairs and watches My Little Pony."''
42	--> - Opening lines of the [[Music/{{Kesha}} Tik Tok]] parody played on December 16th, 2011
43
44	->'''Caller''' (in nerdy voice)''':''' ''"Um, hi, so, which candidate should I vote for if i want to maximize my chances of being able to legally download hardcore tentacle hentai?"''
45	->'''Ghost:''' ''How about you kill yourself?''
46	--> - Radio Graffiti, May 4, 2012
47
48	->''"This is Bathhouse Thursday...''
49	->''You're fruitin' it up 'cuz you're gay''
50	->''And you're takin' it in the pooper!"''
51	--> - Ghost's own take on Music/DepecheMode's "World in My Eyes."
52
53	->''[[QuoteMine "I mean, hell, in my personal opinion, Sarah Palin's a good piece of ass."]]''
54	-->- '''Ghost'''
55
56	->''[[FaceHeelTurn "I am the Teutonic Plague, and I support Team Engineer."]]''
57	-->- '''Teutonic Plague, October 3rd, 2016,''' [[EtTuBrute kicking off a month of betrayals...]]
58
59	->''[[WhamLine "I, Teutonic Plague, am a brony."]]''
60	-->- '''Teutonic Plague, October 28th, 2016, '''[[BookEnds ...and concluding a month of betrayals.]]
61
62	-> '''Caller:''' ''"Hello?"''
63	-> '''Ghost:''' ''"Goodbye."''

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