1 | ->''"You have spent your entire life in the dark. Your eyes closed to the new hotness that awaits. The promised land. A utopia of light beyond your wildest dreams. It is all that and a bag of cool beans."'' |
2 | -->-- '''Telephone''', ''[[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion]]'' |
3 | |
4 | ->My mother once told me of a place with waterfalls and unicorns flying |
5 | ->Where there was no suffering, no pain, where there was laughter instead of dying |
6 | ->I always thought she’d made it up to comfort me in times of pain |
7 | ->But now I know that place is real, now I know its name |
8 | |
9 | ->[[UsefulNotes/SaltLakeCity Sal Tlay Ka Siti]], not just a story mama told |
10 | ->But a village in [[UsefulNotes/{{Utah}} Ooh-tah]], where the roofs are thatched with gold |
11 | ->If I could let myself believe, I know just where I’d be – |
12 | ->Right on the next bus to paradise: Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
13 | |
14 | ->I can imagine what it must be like...this perfect, happy place: |
15 | ->I’ll bet the goat meat there is plentiful, and they have vitamin injections by the case |
16 | ->The warlords there are friendly, they help you cross the street |
17 | ->And there’s a Red Cross on every corner with all the flour you can eat! |
18 | |
19 | ->Sal Tlay Ka Siti, the most perfect place on Earth |
20 | ->Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs and human life has worth |
21 | ->It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be |
22 | ->A land where evil doesn’t exist: Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
23 | |
24 | ->And I’ll bet the people are open-minded and don’t care who you’ve been |
25 | ->And all I hope is that when I find it, I’m able to fit in... |
26 | ->Will I fit in? |
27 | |
28 | ->Sal Tlay Ka Siti, a land of hope and joy |
29 | ->And if I want to get there, I just have to follow that white boy |
30 | ->You were right, mama, you didn’t lie – |
31 | ->The place is real, and I’m gonna fly! |
32 | |
33 | ->I’m on my way...soon life won’t be so shitty |
34 | ->Now salvation has a name: Sal Tlay Ka Siti |
35 | -->-- from ''Theatre/TheBookOfMormon,'' "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwpqu36kK4U Salt Tlay Ka Siti]]", by Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone |
36 | |
37 | ->[[OurDemonsAreDifferent My kin]]... do not come before me abject. [[RousingSpeech Raise your proud and terrible heads]]. I will find you another world. A better world, where angels fear to tread and [[HumansAreBastards man is a cautionary tale]]. |
38 | -->--'''[[RebelLeader Theodore Wicker]],''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
39 | |
40 | ->The promised land, our home, Elysia. |
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