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3	->''"'''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]''''' How is that even possible?! The zeroes need a separate sticker to fit on paper!"''
4	-->-- '''Kay''', ''VideoGame/RegaliaOfMenAndMonarchs'', after learning just how much he and the Loren Royal Family is in debt
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6	->''I don't understand, Mr. Krabs. How can you spend $100,000 in one night?''
7	-->-- '''[=SpongeBob=]''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS2E16GraveyardShiftKrustyLove Krusty Love]]"
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9	->'''Ticket Clerk''': That'll be $3,000.04, including tax.\
10	'''Karen''': Oh, but... we don't have any money.\
11	'''Ticket Clerk''': NO MONEY!?
12	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FrostyTheSnowman''
13
14	->[''enter Gonzo, holding a ridiculously long sheet of paper'']\
15	'''Kermit''': Gonzo, is that the contract with the Devil?\
16	'''Gonzo''': No, it's worse than that; ''the bill from special effects!''\
17	[''[[FauxHorrific everyone gasps, terrified]]'']
18	-->-- '''Series/TheMuppetShow''', Music/AliceCooper episode.
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20	->'''Toadsworth''': Aw, leaving so soon?\
21	'''Luigi''': I'm afraid so. With Mario all back to normal, there's just no reason for us to-\
22	'''Toadsworth''': The bill?\
23	[''Luigi takes the bill from Toadsworth'']\
24	'''Luigi''': OK, let's see here... HOLY SHY GUY'S MASK! You're joking, right?! Can we undo the operation and save our money?!\
25	'''Mario''': Luigi!\
26	'''Luigi''': Quiet, I'm bargaining here!
27	-->-- ''WebVideo/StacheBros'', "VideoGame/LuigisMansionDarkMoon - Luigi Time!!!"
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29	->''"My compliments to the cashier!"''
30	-->-- '''Freddie the Freeloader''' at a fancy restaurant, ''Series/TheRedSkeltonShow'', "The Cop and the Anthem"
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32	->'''Phone:''' Hello, sir. This is Al's Pizza Palace. Your account from last quarter has not yet been paid. It amounts to 275 pounds. Please see to it within the next few days, otherwise we will have to stop serving you.\
33	'''Halligan:''' 275 pounds? [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wow.]] [[SkewedPriorities That's my personal record.]]
34	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheMysteryOfTheDruids''
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36	->'''Tataru:''' I'm sorry - did I hear that right? You used Scion funds to buy Gosetsu's katana... ''at the asking price''?\
37	'''Alphinaud:''' Aye, well, we were in some haste, and it seemed a worthwhile gesture. Speaking of which, here is the contract of sale. Pray see that the man is paid.\
38	'''Tataru:''' Thal's... beard. You agreed to ''this''? Give me strength...\
39	[...]\
40	'''Alphinaud:''' Oh, come along - Tataru was overreacting. How much could a single katana possibly cost?\
41	'''Alisaie:''' Far more than you think, plainly. A blade like Gosetsu's is worth a fortune. Enough to buy a house and furnish it. Which you would know had you bothered to ''check the price''.
42	-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Stormblood''
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44	->''"He had been extremely relieved when their mother, horrified by the huge bill she had suddenly received from the Rat Office, had canceled the job."''
45	-->-- '''Stanley''' describing a Message Rat, ''Literature/SeptimusHeap'' Book #1: "Magyk"
46
47	->'''Mario:''' Hm, ten coins down? Haha, that's ''cheap!''\
48	'''Luigi:''' But a coin a minute, Mario? That's gonna add up fast! (''flashback'') Remember the trouble we got into with that [[PhoneyCall speak-to-Santa hotline]] back in Brooklyn?\
49	'''Mario (flashback):''' (''does an EyePop'') Phone bill, amount due one-thousand two-hundred and ninety-five dollars and thirty-one cents?! (''faints'')\
50	'''Mario (present):''' Hey, that was back when we had to work for a living! Now all we have to do is bash a few blocks and rake in the buckaroos!
51	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld1991'', "Rock TV"
52
53	->'''Tow Mater:''' I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.\
54	'''Lightning [=McQueen=]:''' What?
55	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Cars1''
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57	->''"'''MASA!!''' YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SPENT OVER $9000 IN ONE DAY?!"''
58	-->-- '''UsefulNotes/DateMasamune''', after receiving and calculating many bills from [[BigApplesauce New York]] where his and UsefulNotes/SanadaYukimura's [[FanCreatedOffspring son]] Masa ended up with his four friends, ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'' fanfic ''Are you Ready to Go''
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60	->''"A three-course meal for two is a bit pricey, but I also knew that this [restaurant] wasn't KFC, so I was prepared...or so I thought. Did you ever receive a bill so shocking and frightening that you try to blink it into being cheaper? The total came to '''134 euros'''! I nearly vomited up a lung from shock."''
61	-->--- ''WebVideo/SgtDucky''
62
63	->''"I rolled into your chapters, waiting for the scary part\
64	And the biggest horror was the bill put on my credit card!"''
65	-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheOldestView The Rolling Giant]]''' to [[VideoGame/PoppyPlaytime Huggy Wuggy]], ''WebVideo/FreshyKanal''
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67	->''"It said 'market price'! WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT!?"''
68	-->--'''Troy Barnes''', ''Series/{{Community}}'', "[[Recap/CommunityS2E19CriticalFilmStudies Critical Film Studies]]"

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