Line #26 Quotes/RhymesOnADime


1	->''"Good morning, Do I understand,"''\
2	''"That you wish to enter this land?"''\
3	''"Please talk in rhyme, unless you do,"''\
4	''"I simply cannot let you through."''\
5	''"Keep every rule that's written here,"''\
6	''"You'll find them all nice and clear."''
7	-->-- Excerpt from ''The Land of Clever People'' in ''Literature/BookOfBrownies''
8
9
10	-> '''Black Hat Guy''': You know, [[Music/JohnnyCash I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.]] \
11	'''Cueball''': Really? Well, I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn't tell you why. \
12	'''Black Hat Guy''': I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry. \
13	'''Cueball''': I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti. \
14	'''Black Hat Guy:''' I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled ''Series/{{Firefly}}''\
15	'''Cueball:''' I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi.\
16	'''Black Hat Guy''': I once shot a man in Reno [[CrossesTheLineTwice and a bunch more in My Lai]]. \
17	'''Cueball''': I think we're done.
18	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}} #206''
19
20	->''"Why do I talk all the time, it's really hard to make these rhyme!"''
21	-->-- '''Gruntilda''', ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie''
22
23	->'''Gruntilda''': Come on sisters, time I like, what's the plan to get my body back?
24	->'''Mingella''': Annoying your rhyming is, so stop it or we will not tell!
25	->'''Gruntilda''': [[RunningGagged Oh.... if I must.]]
26	-->-- ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie''
27
28	-> Go beat the evil bosses who's lurking in the dark,\
29	Find his sleigh and reindeer set out to make his mark,\
30	Find every stolen present that was unjustly craved, \
31	For every kid on the earth, Christmas must be saved!
32	-->-- ''VideoGame/DazeBeforeChristmas''
33
34	->''"Why be led, when you can be leader? \
35	Why bow to lady luck when you can beat her? \
36	Why sit back and relax if you can pull your fill? \
37	Before you are taken, why not go in for the kill? \
38	[[NobleWomansLaugh O-hohohohohoho!"]]''
39	-->-- ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXI Shantotto]]''
40
41	->''"...Quant sor un rouge olifant \
42	Vint uns limeçons armés \
43	Qui lor aloit escriant : \
44	« Fil a putain, sa venez !\
45	Je versefie en dormant. »"''
46	->''("...When on a red elephant \
47	[[SurrealHumor An armed snail arrived]] \
48	That shouted to them: \
49	'Come on then, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch sons of bitches]]! \
50	[[LampshadeHanging I rhyme in my sleep.]]'")''
51	-->-- '''Author unknown''', ''[[GagSeries Fatrasies d'Arras]]'' [[TheHighMiddleAges (second half 13th century)]]
52
53	->''"I must complete my bust, two novels, finish my blueprints, begin my Beguine."''
54	->''"Hey, Jeremy, must you always talk in rhyme?"''
55	->''"If I spoke prose, you'd all find out; I don't know what I talk about!"''
56	-->-- '''Jeremy''', ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine''
57
58	->Calvin scrambled up the stairs and dove into a door on the top floor.
59	->[[LampshadeHanging Hey, that rhymes! Door. Floor.]]
60	->Heh, heh. Maybe I could write a poem for my next story.
61	-->-- '''Socrates [[LemonyNarrator (narrating)]]''', ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS1E18ConfessionsOfAPrankLovingTiger "Confessions of a Prank-Loving Tiger"]]
62
63	->'''Elevator Attendant Buzz:''' Mr. Kline, up to 9. Mrs. Dell, personnel. Mr. Levin, 37.\
64	'''Mr. Levin:''' Uh, 36\
65	'''Buzz:''' ''[[SeriousBusiness Walk. Down.]]''
66	-->-- ''Film/TheHudsuckerProxy''
67
68	->'''[[WesternAnimation/SecretSquirrel Greg]]''': Oh no! My scheme was ended by a stake! Was my plan merely wasted, like a autumn leaf swept aside by a rake?!\
69	'''[[VideoGame/EndlessFrontier Nacht]]''': Yeah, but rhyming isn't gonna save you from me.\
70	(Nacht opens fire.)
71	-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
72
73	->''"As for rhymes, I've got Tourette's.\
74	And this is how it manifests.''
75	-->-- '''[[Podcast/{{Rifftrax}} Kevin Murphy (as Mr. Mac)]]'''
76
77	->'''Marjo''': Wow even on fire he actually rhymed.
78	->'''Luiji''': You could say it was ill-timed.
79	->'''Marjo''': Shut up.
80	-->--''Webcomic/SuperMarjoBros''
81
82	->"Most of the time, he talked in rhyme." The mountain man chuckled. [[GotMeDoingIt "Like I guess I just did."]]
83	-->-- ''Blossom'', by Creator/AndrewVachss
84
85	->''I'm Pippi. Who're you? What is it you're up to? I'm off on an adventure every day. Don't think of me as boyish, OK?''
86	-->--'''Pippi''', ''VideoGame/EarthBoundBeginnings''
87
88	->'''Para''': We are villains who like to rhyme.\
89	'''Dox''': In fact, we do it all the time!
90	-->--'''The Paradox brothers''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' Episode 13
91
92	->''Tragic news about the Oood. There was a terrible floood, they try to escape into the woood, but it didn't do any goood, now they're all doood.''
93	-->-- '''Chris Addison''', ''Unlikely things to hear on Series/DoctorWho'', ''Series/MockTheWeek''
94
95	->''"Your amateur moves aren't worth a dime, for a change I made this taunt rhyme!"''
96	-->-- '''Capital B''', ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee''
97
98	->''"For more rhymes I'm sure you're eager, but our dialogue budget is rather meager."''
99	-->-- '''Witch hat snowman''', ''VideoGame/YookaLaylee''
100
101	-> '''Jemima Symes''': Jemima Symes, Rhyming Times. Were the victims gored, with a type of sword? \
102	'''Jack Cloth:''' Well, that's one line of inquiry. [beat] [[GotMeDoingIt Which you can put in your diary.]]
103	-->-- ''Series/ATouchOfCloth''
104
105	->'''Billy:''' [[AnotherDimension Another dimension?]] No one mentioned another dimension!\
106	'''Grim:''' Yeah, we step through there and ascend to the Home of the Ancients!\
107	'''Billy:''' I hate to throw a monkey wrench into this ascension to another dimension that wasn't ever mentioned, ''but''—\
108	'''Grim:''' What's with the sudden dissension?\
109	'''Billy:''' I'm pulling an abstention to the ascension to another dimension. My mommy said I'm not allowed to.\
110	'''Grim:''' [[OverlyLongGag Well, I don't want to cause tension with this ascension to...]]\
111	'''Mandy:''' [[StopSayingThat Stop it!]] Both of you just STOP IT!
112	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy''
113
114	->''"We are The Elite, and we just can't be beat."''
115	-->-- '''Wrestling/TheElite''''s motto
116
117	->''"'Pon my soul, if it ain't Nurse Ball. The fairest flower of them all."''
118	-->-- '''Dr. Prodd''', ''Film/CarryOnMatron''
119
120	->''"I have never had such a night. I am absolutely covered in bites."''
121	-->-- '''Evelyn Blunt''', ''Film/CarryOnAbroad''
122
123	->'''Creator/BarbaraWindsor''': Oh! 'Ere, that's fantastic! That's me, when I first joined the gang in ''Film/CarryOnSpying''!
124	->'''Creator/KennethWilliams''': And there's Creator/BernardCribbins, teaching you how to get your pistol under your bristols!
125	-->-- ''Film/ThatsCarryOn''
126
127	->'''Brad''': Seducer!
128	->'''Farley''': And... who are you, sir?
129	->'''Brad''': Your twin brother and your accuser!
130	->'''Janet''': Brad!
131	->'''Cosmo''': Arrest that man! He's committed to our care!
132	->'''Janet''': I never signed your contract! He's not going anywhere.
133	->'''Oliver''': To revenge your twin, you tried to abuse her.
134	->'''Farley''': A ridiculous accusation! You... force me to refuse her.
135	->'''Brad''': Then why did you choose her?
136	->'''Farley''': Because of you, '''sir'''!
137	-->-- ''Film/ShockTreatment''
138
139	->'''Jackson Briggs''': English please, Cage?\
140	'''Johnny Cage''': Does Jax eat snacks by the tracks?\
141	'''Jax''': Jax whacks hacks across their backs.
142	-->--''VideOGame/MortalKombat11''
143
144	->''"Soap trusted you. I thought I could, too. So why in bloody hell does Makarov know you?"''
145	-->--'''Captain Price''', ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyModernWarfare3''
146
147	-> '''Pelican''': Oh, have you seen my hippo? He hides and I must ''seek''.\
148	'''Starfire:''' I cannot play. Please, do you know a strange man named Control ''Freak''?\
149	He is big, not tall, and nasty, and known for causing ''strife''.\
150	He escaped into the TV--\
151	[''interrupted by Beast Boy running into the shot from a KillerRobot'']\
152	'''Beast Boy:''' Hey, Star, run for your ''life''!
153	-->--'''[[Recap/TeenTitansS4E1Episode297494 Episode 297 - 494]]''', ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003''
154
155	->'''Grid:''' Your existence is an affront to logic.\
156	'''Bizarro:''' So Grid Bizarro ''friend''?\
157	'''Grid:''' The Grid is Bizarro's ''end''.
158	-->--''Videogame/Injustice2''
159
160	->''"With blood and rage of crimson red,\
161	Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,\
162	Together with our hellish hate,\
163	We'll burn you all—that is your fate!"''
164	-->--'''The [[Characters/GLRedLanternCorps Red Lantern]] oath'''
165
166	->''"This power is mine, this is my light,\
167	Be it in bright of day or black of night!\
168	I lay claim to all that falls within my sight,\
169	To take what I want—that is my right!"''
170	-->--'''The [[Characters/GLOrangeLanternCorps Orange Lantern]] oath'''[[note]]discounting Larfleeze[[/note]]
171
172	->''"In blackest day, in brightest night,\
173	Beware your fears made into light\
174	Let those who try to stop what's right,\
175	Burn like my power—Sinestro's might!"''
176	-->--'''The [[Characters/GLSinestroCorps Sinestro Corps]] oath'''
177
178	->''"In brightest day, in blackest night,\
179	No evil shall escape my sight.\
180	Let those who worship evil's might,\
181	Beware my power—Green Lantern's Light!"''
182	-->--'''The ComicBook/GreenLantern oath'''
183
184	->''"In fearful day, in raging night,\
185	With strong hearts full our souls ignite,\
186	When all seems lost in the War of Light,\
187	Look to the stars—for hope burns bright!"''
188	-->--'''The [[Characters/GLBlueLanternCorps Blue Lantern]] oath''
189
190	->''For hearts long lost and full of fright,\
191	For those alone in Blackest Night,\
192	Accept our ring and join our fight!\
193	Love conquers all—with violet light!"''
194	-->--'''The [[Characters/GLStarSapphireCorps Star Sapphires]] oath'''
195
196	->'''Kylian Mbappé:''' You know, you could always join me in Ligue 1. Perhaps a loan to Lyon?\
197	'''Erling Haaland:''' Never!\
198	'''Mbappé:''' You'd never lose in Toulouse.\
199	'''Haaland:''' They lose all the time!\
200	'''Mbappé:''' Well, how do you feel about Lille? You could get a nice payday in Marseille...\
201	'''Haaland:''' [[TakeThat Do goals even count if you score for those clubs?]]
202	-->--''WebAnimation/TheChampions2018''
203
204	->''"I do not want it in a house,\
205	I do not want it with a mouse!\
206	I do not want it here or there,\
207	I do not want it anywhere!\
208	I do not want the Grinch's junk,\
209	I do not want it, you... fucking fuck!"''
210	-->--'''Nash''' in response to a man showing up at a business meeting wearing a Grinch costume with a rather [[GagPenis obscene attachment]], ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', "Snap, Crackle, Pop (Culture)"
211
212	->'''Dr. Manners''': Come, come, Miss Worth. You can't be sure.
213	->'''Gladys''': Ours not to be quite sure, ours but to... to... ''kill'' or ''cure!''
214	-->-- ''Film/PleaseTurnOver''
215
216	->'''Captain Foster''': ''Potter'', an imposter?
217	->'''Admiral Pettigrew''': Yes, Foster, an imposter!
218	-->-- ''Film/WatchYourStern''
219
220	->'''Sid''': "''Yum-sy, scrum-sy, bum-sy, scrip-''" ({{Beat}}) "Bum-sy"?
221	->'''Harry''': "''Chum''-sy".
222	->'''Sid''': Oh, my mistake. Clumsy.
223	-->-- ''Film/RaisingTheWind''
224
225	->''"Hey, you hungry home invader!"''\
226	''"Stop raiding our refrigerator!"''\
227	''"Yikes!"''\
228	''"He just whacked me with a warm weiner! Twice!"''\
229	''"Wait, you ain't got no lips,"''\
230	''"How the hell do you eat potato chips?"''\
231	''"Woah! Knock it off, you skinny son of a bitch!"''\
232	''"Quit stealing our food, and go buy a freaking sandwich!"''\
233	''"Ya boney bastard!"''\
234	''"Look at this place, it's a disaster!"''
235	-->-- ''[[https://youtu.be/ROrfRKUP4O8 SHOCKING SLENDER MAN VIDEO Entry #1]]''
236
237	->''"Let's go round to our van, man."''
238	-->-- '''Fred Ramsden''', ''Film/CarryOnBehind''
239
240	->''Run, run, or you'll be well done.''
241	-->-- '''Kefka Palazzo''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI''
242
243	->''"Your yurt got hurt and hit the dirt."''
244	-->-- '''Emma Ross''', ''Series/{{Bunkd}}'', "We Didn't Start the Fire"
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