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1	-> '''Figgis''': [who has just been thrown against the wall by Amy] What the hell do you think you're doing?!\
2	'''Santiago''': Showing my unborn baby how an ass gets kicked!
3	-->-- ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''
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5	->I roll hard, G! I'm a pregnant blitzkrieg! \
6	The crew I roll with? La Leche League! \
7	It's like ''Film/TheGodfather'', I'm Creator/AlPacino \
8	but I don't spray bullets, I spray milk for cappuccinos!
9	-->-- "Bun in the Oven" at the LA Comedy Shorts Film Festival
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11	->'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' (gasping) What do you mean, you lost your baby? Did you have a miscarriage? Remember, you were the one who wanted that fight.\
12	'''Satan Girl:''' (shrieking) Miscarriage! You pathetic lightling. I could bear children even if I were fighting to the death. They took my baby.
13	-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''
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15	->''"Can I give you some advice, Kang? Never threaten a pregnant woman - especially one with powers."''
16	-->-- '''ComicBook/JessicaJones''', ''ComicBook/YoungAvengers''
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18	->'''Scratch''': She performed a C-section on herself.\
19	'''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Decoy Octopus]]''': Yup.\
20	'''Scratch''': Sewed herself up.\
21	'''Octopus''': Uh-huh.\
22	'''Scratch''': And then led the Normandy invasion.\
23	'''Octopus''': Not quite 'led' so much as 'single-handedly defeated the Nazis'.
24	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' describes The Boss' graduation from PregnantBadass to proper MamaBear.
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27	->No one messes with a pregnant woman, that's just a fact!\
28	[[BadassBoast I can walk through a prison riot and come out without a scratch!]]\
29	And they always say "women and children" first, right?\
30	[[LoopholeAbuse Well, I'm sort of ''both of those'']] so I guess I win the night!\
31	Pregnant women never got to slow down.\
32	Where the only photo ID I need is an ultrasound!\
33	A pregnant belly is equivalent to a gun.\
34	I flash this thing and people scream and run.\
35	They're scared and that's fair and my meaning is hazy.\
36	When I say you better move because ''[[UnusualEuphemism I'm water-birthin' crazy!!]]''
37	-->-- ''Series/StudioC'', (Mother Power)
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39	->''"[[SuperScream My vocal cords are lethal.]] My estrogen level is berserk. Between Braxton-Hicks and my huge belly, I haven't slept in weeks. And I gotta pee... again. Free advice, Ms. Cooper. Never bet your life on what you think you know about a hormonal, sleep-deprived W.M.D. with a full bladder."''
40	-->-- '''Siryn''', ''ComicBook/XFactor Vol 3 #37''
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