Line #38 Quotes/Pittsburgh


1	->''"I blew a Jew in Squirrel Hill\
2	In [[{{Gayborhood}} Shadyside]] I teabagged a fag\
3	I did my brothas in Uptown\
4	But their [[BlackIsBiggerInBed horse dicks]] made me gag"''
5	-->-- '''Sharon Needles''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcEyihTYh-A 412/724 Whore]]"
6
7	->''"I said "I know a guy named Paul\
8	He used to be my plumber\
9	He was prematurely bald\
10	And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer"''
11	-->-- Music/WeirdAlYankovic's song parody "Trapped in the Drive Thru"
12
13	->''"He went home to Pittsburgh... PITTSBURGH!"''
14	-->-- '''Sally Field''', ''Film/SoapDish''
15
16	->'''Sam Winchester:''' So what's Bobby doing in Pittsburgh?
17	->'''Dean Winchester:''' [[NeverLiveItDown Unless hes taking an extremely lame vacation...]]
18	-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''
19
20	->''"Pittsburgh is kind of like [[{{Joisey}} Newark]] without the cultural advantages."''
21	-->-- '''Johnny Carson'''
22
23	->'''Colin:''' Are you aware that a leaky faucet can waste over--
24	->'''Lisa:''' Two thousand gallons a year!
25	->'''Colin:''' And turning off your lights could save--
26	->'''Lisa:''' --enough energy to power Pittsburgh!
27	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsonsMovie''
28
29	->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Eli]]:''' ''[upon seeing footage of an abandoned city]'' "Holy crap, we dialed Pittsburgh."
30	->''[Later, same episode]''
31	->'''Young:''' ''[About exploring the ghost town]'' Thing is, these people left for a reason. We don't know what.
32	->'''Greer:''' Have you ever ''been'' to Pittsburgh?
33	->'''Lt. James:''' Hey! I was born there!
34	-->-- ''Series/StargateUniverse''; Season 2, Episode 19, "Blockade"
35
36	->'''Calvin:''' Where do we go when we die?
37	->'''Hobbes:''' Pittsburgh?
38	->'''Calvin:''' Is that if we're good or bad?
39	-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
40
41	->''"Can you believe this is my life? Will you pity me when you're back in your funky New York apartment and I'm still in Pittsburgh? I need to get more glamorous films."''
42	-->-- '''Sienna Miller''', complaining about the city while she was in town filming ''Film/TheMysteriesOfPittsburgh''. She later apologized.
43
44	->'''Newton Crosby:''' Where are you from, anyway?\
45	'''Ben Jabituya:''' Bakersfield, originally.\
46	'''Newton Crosby:''' No, I mean your ancestors.\
47	'''Ben Jabituya:''' Oh, them. Pittsburgh.
48	-->-- ''Film/ShortCircuit''
49
50	->'''Marylin Lovell''': Where's their broadcast?\
51	'''Henry''': All the networks dumped us. One of them said we make goin' to the moon as exciting as taking a trip to Pittsburgh.
52	-->-- ''Film/{{Apollo 13}}''
53
54	->'''Bucky:''' I notice that you have vacation packages based on scenery and activities and stuff like that.
55	->'''Travel Agent:''' Yes, we do.
56	->'''Bucky:''' MM-HM. Well, do you have any packaged trips based primarily on smell?
57	->'''Travel Agent:''' Have a look at this pamphlet from the tourism department of Pittsburgh.
58	-->-- ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'', which really rankled Pittsburgh - which was odd considering the strip wasn't even running in any papers there at the time.
59
60	->''"Dr. Stanley Shepard, wunderkind anthropologist. The Stanley Shepard who did a year of field work with the Malagsy Tribe to study their natural state? Two months later they're showing up in UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}} Steeler t-shirts and playing with butane lighters."''
61	-->-- '''Diane''', ''Film/{{Iceman\|1984}}''
62
63	->'''Phil Horace:''' I'm talking about Rock 'N' Roll shows in Steubenville, Youngstown, Pittsburgh, places like that.
64	->'''Bass Player:''' Pittsburgh?
65	->'''Lenny:''' Steubenville?
66	-->-- ''Film/ThatThingYouDo''
67
68	->'''Patrick:''' Is the English lady sick, Auntie Mame?
69	->'''Mame:''' She's not English darling, she's from Pittsburgh.
70	->'''Patrick:''' She sounded English.
71	->'''Mame:''' Well, when you're from Pittsburgh you have to do ''something.''

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