Line #71 Quotes/NoJustNoReaction


1	->''"...Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."''
2	-->-- '''The Principal''', ''Film/BillyMadison''
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4	->'''Goldmember''': Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's sorta my thing.
5	->'''Dr. Evil''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards How about NO, you crazy Dutch bastard!]]
6	-->-- ''Film/AustinPowers'' ''in Goldmember''
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8	->'''Gabe:''' I've got an awesome idea for a new comic! [[BlackComedy What if a terrorist was in a delivery room waiting for a pregnant woman to give birth so he could kill it!]] See, [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's a comic about spawn camping]].
9	->'''Tycho:''' No, we can't do that. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain No-one can even know that you said it, or that I heard it. It will be our secret, forever.]]
10	-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' [[https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/16/we-do-in-fact-have-limits comic]]
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12	->''"And just in case you didn't get enough of that balls-pounding action, the game opens up an entire league of Blitzball! Oh...oh, wow. No. God no. Just...no. Look, is that meant to be a reward? Do I want to play more Blitzball — Do I want to be waterboarded? Are you mad?!"''
13	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''
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15	->'''Dr. Amari''': Do you...have [the brain] with you?\
16	'''Sole Survivor''': Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? "Igor, fetch me the brain!"\
17	'''Dr. Amari''': ''No, I will not.''
18	-->-- ''VideoGame/Fallout4''
19
20	->Re: Joining [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse the Avengers]]\
21	No.\
22	Absolutely not.\
23	Go bother [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Prof. X.]]\
24	No.\
25	Sincerely,\
26	[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]
27	-->-- '''[[https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/04/29/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-joining-avengers/ Promo]] [[https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/deadpool.tony_.stark_-600x338.jpg image]]''' for ''Film/Deadpool2''
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29	->'''Wade''': Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third-act flashback?\
30	'''Logan''': Uh...go fuck yourself.
31	-->-- ''Film/DeadpoolAndWolverine''
32
33	->''"Just a moment. I have a multitude of extravagant ways of saying 'no' to this, and I need to decide on one."''
34	-->-- '''Susan''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive [[https://egscomics.com/egsnp/2015-09-25 NP]]''
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36	->''"Nightmare!"''
37	-->-- '''Creator/NaokiYoshida''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmffV4oKZu4 in answer to a question regarding]] [[OldShame "Classic" 1.0 version servers for]] ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''
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39	-> '''Dylan:''' She accidentally got me [[MisterSeahorse pregnant]] when we were making out on a huge pile of chaos emeralds.\
40	'''Sonic:''' Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
41	-->-- ''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals''
42
43	->'''Frieza''': I object.\
44	'''Supreme Kai of Time''': What?\
45	'''Frieza''': I said...''I object.''\
46	'''Elder Kai''': Hm? Now this is unexpected...\
47	'''Frieza''': You see, I grow so very tired of every last person in the forsaken cosmos parading their juvenile brand of justice. (''pointing to Goku Black'') Must I be subjected to the sight of that ''simian''?! That ''apish countenance''! That '''''damned monkey man!''''' Absolutely infuriating! And coupled with those ''condescending eyes''?! Oh, I just can't take it anymore! I'm terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution murder everyone here]]. It's absolutely the only way I have to hold on to my dear sanity.
48	-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse2''
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50	->''"blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin"''
51	-->-- ''Blog/{{Dril}}'' [[https://twitter.com/dril/status/473706394009759744 in June 2014]]
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53	->''"An aggressive leviathan with an enormous beak, there is limited knowledge of this alien monstrosity at this time, and many on [=4546B=] hope it stays that way."''
54	-->-- [[https://subnautica.fandom.com/wiki/Chelicerate Chelicerate databank entry]], ''[[VideoGame/{{Subnautica}} Subnautica: Below Zero]]''
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56	->''"Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. Yikes!"''
57	-->-- '''Dirty Sock''' if you repeatedly attempt to send him over the washing machine waterfall, ''VideoGame/PajamaSamLifeIsRoughWhenYouLoseYourStuff''
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59	->'''Qui-Gon''': Anakin will bring balance to the Force? That would be good, right?
60	->'''Mace Windu''': Noooo... no no no no... It would be really, really... No. Just... no.
61	-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids ''
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63	->'''Blanc:''' It's so ''dumb''.\
64	'''Birdie:''' ''[gasp]'' Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant!\
65	'''Blanc:''' NO! IT'S JUST ''DUMB''!
66	-->-- ''Film/GlassOnion''
67
68	->'''Mileena:''' So, you and I...\
69	'''Kung Lao:''' Do not even ''think'' of it!\
70	'''Mileena:''' You're right. You're unworthy.
71	-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''
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73	->'''Erron Black:''' Goddamn, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.\
74	'''Noob Saibot:''' It will be the last thing you hear.\
75	'''Erron Black:''' Aw, hell no.
76	-->-- ''Videogame/MortalKombat11''
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78	->'''Yang:''' What's your name, kid?\
79	'''Superman:''' Heheheh, just call me... Superman. (''cue spotlight and uplifting heroic music over the now-dorky-looking teenager that is certainly not the Man of Steel'')\
80	'''Yang:''' Yeah... ''no''.\
81	(''Superman deflates in defeat, groaning'')
82	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueXRWBYSuperHeroesAndHuntsmen''
83
84	->''"Shut it down"''
85	-->-- [[RunningGag Said repeatedly on]] ''Series/ThirtyRock''
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