Line #42 Quotes/MundaneFantastic


1	->''"Not everyone can be as everyday normal as ouzelum birds and bandersnatches, can they?"''
2	-->-- '''Jim''', ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''
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4	->'''Tony:''' Okay, so what are these weirdo shops around here?\
5	'''Blanche:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh, well they are just full of the strangest, most magical items ever!]] Brodie's over there is a mysterious place called a "bakery". They sell bizarre and strange items like "biscuits" and "scones." Oh and over there is an ancient mythical establishment known as a "bookstore." Should I slow down? I know all these unfamiliar terms might be overwhelming.
6	-->-- ''Webcomic/SkinDeep''
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8	->'''Doc:''' Guys, I'm ordering lunch. What do you want on a pizza?\
9	'''Swampy:''' [[FurryReminder Fieldmice and groundsquirrel!]]\
10	'''Rainman:''' Lettuce and celery!\
11	'''Jolly:''' Fish and pepperoni!\
12	'''Bandit:''' Aerosol cheese!\
13	'''Jinx:''' Can I get some lemming on my half?\
14	'''Doc:''' ''[into the phone]'' Right, two of the usual.
15	-->-- ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard''
16
17	->'''Cliff:''' ''Nothing'' goes on in Podunk. That's why they call it Podunk.\
18	'''Oscar:''' Said the [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent teen wolf]] in the [[OurGhostsAreDifferent haunted house.]]
19	-->-- ''Webcomic/WildeLife''
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21	->''"And while we're on the subject of...of ''[[AnimalisticAbomination you]]'', can you stop coughing up [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily your teeth everywhere?]] Ok? Because you've gone and fucked up [[https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2223158680/Henry2011x300_400x400.jpg Henry The Hoover]]. He's knackered. We're on [[https://spotvac-dk3kuwh.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/James-Hoover.jpg James The Hoover]] and I don't even know who the fuck that is, but it's disturbing."''
22	-->-- '''[[UnfazedEveryman Sullivan]]''', ''WebVideo/SatelliteCity''
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24	->''"The Sheriff's secret police are searching for a fugitive by the name of Hiram [=McDaniels. Mr. McDaniels=] is described as a five-headed dragon approximately 18 feet tall and weighing 3600 pounds. He is suspected of insurance fraud."''
25	-->-- '''Cecil''', ''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale''
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27	->''"Bah. If you want to hurt someone with fire, just [[SufficientlyAnalyzedMagic manipulate thermodynamic differentials]] with your fingertips, like a normal person."''
28	-->-- '''Eugene Greenhilt''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
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30	->''"Man, real [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampires]] are ''way'' less interesting than fictional ones."''
31	-->-- '''Elan''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
32
33	->''"It's creepy! It's got the body of a centaur, but the head of a... something else!"''
34	-->-- '''Princess Cherry''' encounters a horse, ''Webcomic/DragonMango''
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36	->''"I don't know. It's not like they live in an orbital habitat or on the other side of the planet. They live a long way away."''
37	-->-- '''Winston''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
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39	->''"Unicorns aren't anything special. They'd drown on a sunny day if we didn't bring them inside. And sometimes they get their horns stuck in trees and can't get loose, and we have to pull them free."''
40	-->-- '''Chicory''' on unicorn husbandry, ''Literature/AcrossTheGreenGrassFields''
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42	->''"Follow me to a place where incredible feats are routine every hour or so/''\
43	''Where enchantment runs rampant, gets wild in the streets--OpenSesame, here we go!"''
44	-->-- Opening lines for '''the intro theme''' for ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries''
45
46	->'''Doctor:''' I'm a doctor!\
47	'''Angelika:''' Doesn't that mean you're a Cleric?\
48	'''Doctor:''' No, a doctor is a doctor. We look at patients, figure out their problem, and prescribe medicine to fix it.\
49	'''Angelika:''' But clerics can [[HealingHands heal the sick and injured instantly]].\
50	'''Doctor:''' Sometimes healing the sick doesn't rely on [[ReligionIsMagic whining to a god]], you know!\
51	'''Angelika:''' It does if you want the best results.
52	-->-- ''Webcomic/OurLittleAdventure'', p.[[https://danielscreations.com/ola/comics/ep0170.html 170]]
53
54	->'''Man:''' What's the most American movie ever made?\
55	'''Woman:''' That's easy. ''Film/{{Ghostbusters\|1984}}''. People discover that there's life beyond the pale of death. So they start a small business and cash in. Most of that film is about buying an office, getting better clientele, fighting government regulators, and increasing your workforce. This is a film where the afterlife is proven to be real, yet there's an entire scene devoted to salary negotiation.
56	-->-- ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-most-american-movie "The Most American Movie"]]

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