Line #11 Quotes/MightyGlacier


1	!!AnimeAndManga
2	->''"My power has sure gone up, but these bulky muscles are also gonna make it hard to move very fast, and against a monster like Cell, I can't afford to lose a step. All the raw power in the universe won't do me any good if I can't catch my opponent, it's gonna take a lot more than brute strength to win this fight."''
3	-->--'''Goku''', ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''
4
5	!!ComicBooks
6	->''"Even in college, Coach Kleats was not required to slide into bases. ... You see, he was ''never'' built for speed - so he merely hit everything out of the park. "''
7	-->-- '''Coach Clayton''' to Kleats' flabbergasted students, ''ComicBook/{{Archie}} 75th Anniversary Digest #7''
8
9	->'''Penny:''' I don't run.\
10	'''Kamau:''' I don't need you to run. I need you to stop anyone from getting to Meiko. Can you do that?\
11	'''Penny:''' I can.
12	-->-- ''ComicBook/BitchPlanet''
13
14	!!{{Film}} -- Live-action
15	->''"To beat this guy, you need speed. You don't have it. And your knees can't take the pounding, so hard running is out. And you got arthritis in your neck, and you've got calcium deposits on most of your joints, so sparring is out. So, what we'll be calling on is good, ol' fashion, blunt-force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much, they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time you hit him with a shot, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train. Yeah! Let's start building some hurtin' bombs!"''
16	-->--'''Duke''', ''Film/RockyBalboa''
17
18	!!Literature
19	->''"He was never fast. Only freakish big and freakish strong. I'll grant you, he's quicker than you'd expect for a man that size. He has a monstrous long reach, and doesn't seem to feel blows the way a normal man would."''
20	-->-- '''Bronn''', on Gregor "The Mountain that Rides," Clegane, ''Literature/AStormOfSwords''
21
22	!!LiveActionTV
23	->'''Malefax Skulkingworm:''' Go on, after them!\
24	'''Henchman:''' [''panting''] I don't really ''do'' quick. I'm more your "lumbering menace" type.
25	-->--''Series/TheBleakOldShopOfStuff''
26
27	!!VideoGames
28
29	->''"Task Force Sledgehammer is The Consortium's class II security team. The special armor and sledgehammers in their possession are the key to their invincibility. The bulky armor, however, makes it difficult for them fight against agile opponents."''
30	-->--'''[[MonsterCompendium Combat Log]]''', ''VideoGame/ANNOMutationem''
31
32	->''This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny\
33	Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy\
34	Can pick up a boulder with relative ease\
35	Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze\
36	He may move slow\
37	He can't jump high\
38	But this Kong's\
39	One Hell of a guy!''
40	-->-- "The DK Rap," ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64''
41
42	->''Float like a tank hit like a tank\
43	Now for the way put the money in the bank''
44	-->-- "Survival" by Soul Purpose from ''VideoGame/MadWorld''
45
46	->''Handles like a tank. Hits like a tank. Basically, it is a tank. It just looks like a van.''
47	-->-- FlavorText for the [[https://burnout.fandom.com/wiki/Carson_Inferno_Van Carson Inferno Van]], ''VideoGame/BurnoutParadise''
48
49	->Tough as a dump truck and nearly as big, these Goliaths are the worst things on two legs since Tyrannosaurus rex.
50	-->--''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'' manual on the Barons of Hell
51
52	->''"Those [[GatlingGood $200 bullets]] ain't so hot when they don't ''hit'' nuthin', are they?"''
53	-->--'''Scout''' to Heavy, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''
54
55	->''"You're up against the wall, and ''I''' am the fucking wall!"''
56	-->-- '''The Bulldozer''', ''VideoGame/{{PAYDAY 2}}''
57
58	->''"This thing is slow, but it can take a beating!"''
59	-->-- '''Luke Skywalker''' piloting a Y-Wing, ''[[VideoGame/RogueSquadron Star Wars: Rogue Squadron]]''
60
61	->''Lumbering as a sea lion, clumsy as a berry-drunk pigeon. That was Erqi.\
62	It mattered little. When Erqi's maul fell true, so did its target.''
63	-->-- FlavorText of '''[[https://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Marohi_Erqi Marohi Erqi]]''', ''VideoGame/PathOfExile''
64
65	!!WebComics
66	->''"So we got a [[PrestigeClass class change]]. So ''what?'' It's not like it can do anything for ''me''. I'm a wiz of both [[BuffySpeak swordery and chuckery]]. What else is there? Nothin'!"''
67	-->--'''Fighter [=McWarrior=]''', ''WebComic/EightBitTheater'' ("Fighter Kinda Likes Swords")
68
69	->'''Mr. Huge:''' Huge! Huge! HUUUGE! OK, now we can fight.\
70	'''Snowflake:''' Jesus dude, can you even move?
71	-->-- ''WebComic/ButtlordGT''
72
73	!!WebVideo
74	->''"Now you'll see these three [[ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} Bluto]]-looking idiots who decided to [[BoulderBludgeon attack me with bolders]]. And they--they got me. That's just embarassing."''
75	-->--'''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''' on ''VideoGame/TheAdventuresOfBayouBilly''
76
77	->''"In raw power, it can't be beat. But the amount of concentrated energy causes an extreme expansion in mass. The body can't compensate. And while you'll see a 50% power increase, you'll see a 75%'' decrease ''in speed and mobility. You'd never hit your opponent."''
78	-->--'''Goku''' on Super Saiyan Third Grade, ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
79
80	->''"We've gotta be strength-based. We've gotta be just like our name: "Rock Hard." So I think I'm going to squeeze some more [skill points] into... strength stuff. Agility what- agility warrior? No! I'm not agility, I'm strength! Fuck off."''
81	-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Robbaz}}''', ''VideoGame/MountAndBlade: Warband - Viking Conquest''
82
83	-> ''"[The Greatsword] is a weapon that's good for people who are used to being disappointed, because you will never hit anything with it, as it's slower than a tortoise on its way to a monopoly game at the DMV. But on the off chance you do hit anything, you do some pretty good damage; not as much as the Sword & Shield, but it's comparable."''
84	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcYJFI7HQU4&list=PLDnRMnDDjAzK3uOpcNSowUGVx4OBpsgya A Crap Guide to]] VideoGame/MonsterHunterWorld - The Greatsword''
85
86	!!WesternAnimation
87	->''"The bigger they are, the slower they are!"''
88	-->-- '''Jade Chan''', ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

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