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1	->''"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by\
2	And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye\
3	'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built\
4	I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"''
5	-->-- '''Bryan Bowers''', ''The Scotsman''
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7	->''"I just cam' doon frae the Isle of Skye\
8	I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy\
9	The lassies shout as I go by,\
10	'Donald, where's yer troosers?'"''
11	-->-- '''Andy Stewart''', ''Donald Where's Your Troosers''
12
13	->''"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."''
14	-->--'''Creator/CraigFerguson'''
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16	->''"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."''
17	-->-- '''Creator/MikeMyers''', at the 2006 AFI Life Achievement award ceremony for Creator/SeanConnery
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19	->'''Commander Badass:''' What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
20	->'''Jared:''' I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
21	->'''Commander Badass:''' See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
22	-->-- ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''
23
24	->''Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.''
25	-->--'''Groundskeeper Willie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart's Girlfriend"
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27	->''"Think how frightening it would be to have such a man charging at you, with his skirts flying in the air, flashing his great... big... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!"''
28	-->-- '''The Khasi of Khalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''
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30	->'''Ryan:''' ''[Noticing Miles wearing Lindsay's [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby Rose]] cosplay costume]'' Wait... why are you wearing a dress?\
31	'''Miles:''' ''[indignant]'' It's a ''combat skirt''.\
32	'''Ryan:''' You gotta be kidding me. I'm in a ''kilt''. That's the original combat skirt.
33	-->-- ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters''
34
35	->''"So, the stories are true. Men in skirts!"''
36	-->-- ''Film/JackbootsOnWhitehall''
37
38	->''"Down with pants, up with kilts!"''
39	-->-- '''Bumper Sticker'''
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41	->''"Anytime the wind is blowing - that’s when girlies’ eyes start glowing\
42	Finally they think they’ll know - what’s under the kilt\
43	Just because I don’t wear trouser - what’s the thing that so arouses\
44	All of you in skirts and blouses - cotton or silk"''
45	-->-- '''Dr. Macdoo''', ''Under the Kilt''
46
47	->''"The kilt has certain ''considerable'' advantages. Especially if a chap's got ''sexy'' knees."''
48	-->-- '''Sir Lancelot Spratt''', ''Film/DoctorInClover''

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