1 | ->''"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by\ |
2 | And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye\ |
3 | 'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built\ |
4 | I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"'' |
5 | -->-- '''Bryan Bowers''', ''The Scotsman'' |
6 | |
7 | ->''"I just cam' doon frae the Isle of Skye\ |
8 | I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy\ |
9 | The lassies shout as I go by,\ |
10 | 'Donald, where's yer troosers?'"'' |
11 | -->-- '''Andy Stewart''', ''Donald Where's Your Troosers'' |
12 | |
13 | ->''"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."'' |
14 | -->--'''Creator/CraigFerguson''' |
15 | |
16 | ->''"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."'' |
17 | -->-- '''Creator/MikeMyers''', at the 2006 AFI Life Achievement award ceremony for Creator/SeanConnery |
18 | |
19 | ->'''Commander Badass:''' What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless. |
20 | ->'''Jared:''' I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear. |
21 | ->'''Commander Badass:''' See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear. |
22 | -->-- ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'' |
23 | |
24 | ->''Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.'' |
25 | -->--'''Groundskeeper Willie''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Bart's Girlfriend" |
26 | |
27 | ->''"Think how frightening it would be to have such a man charging at you, with his skirts flying in the air, flashing his great... big... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!"'' |
28 | -->-- '''The Khasi of Khalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber'' |
29 | |
30 | ->'''Ryan:''' ''[Noticing Miles wearing Lindsay's [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Ruby Rose]] cosplay costume]'' Wait... why are you wearing a dress?\ |
31 | '''Miles:''' ''[indignant]'' It's a ''combat skirt''.\ |
32 | '''Ryan:''' You gotta be kidding me. I'm in a ''kilt''. That's the original combat skirt. |
33 | -->-- ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters'' |
34 | |
35 | ->''"So, the stories are true. Men in skirts!"'' |
36 | -->-- ''Film/JackbootsOnWhitehall'' |
37 | |
38 | ->''"Down with pants, up with kilts!"'' |
39 | -->-- '''Bumper Sticker''' |
40 | |
41 | ->''"Anytime the wind is blowing - that’s when girlies’ eyes start glowing\ |
42 | Finally they think they’ll know - what’s under the kilt\ |
43 | Just because I don’t wear trouser - what’s the thing that so arouses\ |
44 | All of you in skirts and blouses - cotton or silk"'' |
45 | -->-- '''Dr. Macdoo''', ''Under the Kilt'' |
46 | |
47 | ->''"The kilt has certain ''considerable'' advantages. Especially if a chap's got ''sexy'' knees."'' |
48 | -->-- '''Sir Lancelot Spratt''', ''Film/DoctorInClover'' |
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