| 1 | ->'''Mike:''' So... these jets were all fueled, and tuned up, and ready to go after ''[[RagnarokProofing a thousand years]]?!'' |
| 2 | ->'''Kevin:''' Yes, Mike. |
| 3 | ->'''Mike:''' And a bunch of knuckle-dragging cave dwellers with spears took a break from picking nits off each other and eating them for a few days and taught themselves to become top-level fighter pilots? |
| 4 | ->'''Bill:''' Yes, Mike. |
| 5 | ->'''Mike:''' And that, somehow, these exact same weapons - well maintained and on alert, mind you - did ''not'' save the human race from the aliens one thousand years ago, when the humans who actually ''made'' these weapons were alive? You know, the humans that did ''not'' wear goat skins, and sacrifice goats, and smell like goats, and marry goats? |
| 6 | ->'''Kevin:''' Yes, Mike. |
| 7 | ->'''Mike:''' And is there any reason that I should not dedicate my ''life'' to building a {{time machine}}, so that I can eventually travel back to the set of ''Film/SaturdayNightFever'' and infuse the heels of [[Creator/JohnTravolta Travolta]]'s disco shoes with nitroglycerin, so that he is eliminated from history and this movie ''[[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong never gets made]]?!'' |
| 8 | ->'''Bill:''' Um... no, Mike. (''{{beat}}'') Go nuts... I think you just did. |
| 9 | -->-- ''Podcast/RiffTrax'', ''Film/BattlefieldEarth'' |
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| 11 | -> The aircraft of the T’au are the perfect symbol of the weak-willed and compromising “ethics” of this degenerate species. Each craft has been designed to work with gravity and aerodynamics, rather than expressing dominance over them, as our craft do. What they accomplish with “design”, we accomplish with THRUST. |
| 12 | -->-- ''Regimental Standard'', ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' |
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