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1	->'''Luke:''' I can't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.\
2	'''Ben:''' The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
3	-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''
4
5	-> '''Obi-Wan:''' These aren't the droids you're looking for.
6	-> '''Trooper:''' These aren't the droids we're looking for.
7	-> '''Obi-Wan:''' You're a complete moron.
8	-> ''[Luke starts snickering]''
9	-> '''Trooper:''' I'm a complete moron.
10	-> '''Obi-Wan:''' Here, take my pants with you for luck!
11	-> '''Trooper:''' Here, take my pants with you for luck.
12	-> ''[other troopers giggle]''
13	-->-- ''Mile a Minute Star Wars''
14
15	-> '''Dealer:''' You wanna buy some death sticks?\
16	'''Obi-Wan:''' You don't want to sell me death sticks.\
17	'''Dealer:''' I don't wanna sell you death sticks.\
18	'''Obi-Wan:''' You want to go home and rethink your life.\
19	'''Dealer:''' I wanna go home and rethink my life. ''[leaves]''
20	-->-- ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''
21
22	->'''GM:''' Nice roleplaying.\
23	'''Obi-Wan:''' You want to leave your death sticks with me.\
24	'''Dealer:''' I wanna leave my death sticks with you.\
25	'''Obi-Wan:''' Anyone want to buy some death sticks?\
26	'''GM:''' ''Hey!''
27	-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''[='=] [[https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0236.html immediate follow-up to the above]]
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29	->'''Rey:''' You will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.\
30	'''[[Creator/DanielCraig FN-1824:]]''' What did you just say?\
31	'''Rey:''' You will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.\
32	'''FN-1824:''' I'll ''tighten'' those restraints, scavenger scum.\
33	'''Rey:''' You will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open.\
34	'''FN-1824:''' I will remove these restraints and leave the cell with the door open. [releases the restraints, opens the door, and starts to leave]\
35	'''Rey:''' And you'll drop your weapon!\
36	'''FN-1824:''' Annnd I'll drop my weapon. [drops weapon]
37	-->-- ''Film/TheForceAwakens''
38
39	->'''Rey:''' It's okay that we're here.\
40	'''Stormtrooper 1:''' It's okay that you're here.\
41	'''Rey:''' ... In fact, you're relieved that we're here!\
42	'''Stormtrooper 2:''' Thank goodness you're here!\
43	'''Stormtrooper 1:''' Welcome, guys.\
44	'''Poe:''' [to Finn] Does she do that to us!?
45	-->-- ''Film/TheRiseOfSkywalker''
46
47	->'''Anakin:''' You ''will'' take us to the holocron.\
48	'''[[BountyHunter Cad Bane]]:''' [[NoSell Jedi Mind Tricks don't work on me.]]\
49	'''[[SpeakInUnison Anakin and Obi Wan:]]''' You ''will'' take us to the holocron.\
50	'''Cad Bane:''' (wincing) Forget it...!\
51	'''Anakin, Obi Wan and Mace Windu:''' You ''WILL'' take us to the holocron!\
52	'''Cad Bane:''' I...I won't...!\
53	'''Anakin, Obi Wan and Mace Windu:''' AND YOU WILL TAKE US...'''NOW!'''\
54	'''Cad Bane:''' I...w-will take you...''no''...get out of my head...!
55	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''
56
57	->'''[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Kakashi]]:''' Hold it. You're in Konoha territory. I have some questions, if you'll come with me.\
58	'''Obi-Wan:''' You want to go home and keep reading your book.\
59	'''Kakashi:''' I want to go home and keep reading my book... [[SubvertedTrope after I]] ''[[NoSell kick your ass!]]''
60	-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' [[Recap/DeathBattleS07E08ObiWanKenobiVsKakashi Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Kakashi]]
61
62	->If she wishes anonymity, the [[TheNondescript Batini]]'s parents [[LaserGuidedAmnesia recall no daughter by her name]]. She can [[MasterOfDisguise adopt identities at will]], becoming sibling to a king - and be remembered by the king and his household as such. She may occlude thoughts, even if such seem to make no sense (for example, a fanatic will still struggle fervently in the name of his cause, but will not remember what it is or why he does what he does). The Batini learns to walk through warding as though it did not exist, [[StealthExpert unnoticed by the fabric of magic itself]], and can evade enchantments directed at her, unmaking them by meeting or exceeding the casting successes garnered by the other mage. Locations, objects and even groups of people can vanish from sight, senses and memory and be made to be ignored - even if looked upon directly.
63	-->--''[[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Mage: The Dark Ages]] - Core Rulebook (revised)''
64
65	->'''John Constantine:''' Alright?
66	->'''Doorman:''' I certainly am, sir. You, on the other hand, are [[BadassLongcoat improperly dressed]] and have no business here. Please move along.
67	->[''BeatPanel'']
68	->'''John Constantine:''' I'm wearing a dinner jacket, a bow tie and a top hat, and I have an invitation to dine with Lord Hailsham. Isn't that right?
69	->'''Doorman:''' Quite, sir. Please go in.
70	->'''John Constantine:''' [''InnerMonologue''] The old magic's still there... Not really supposed to do things like that, but I'm in no mood to piss about. Screw the rules.
71	-->--''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}: Friends In High Places''
72
73	->'''Jean Grey''': Excuse me, officer. Do you have a moment?
74	->'''Officer:''' Heck, miss, I got two. What's up?
75	->'''Juan Grey:''' Well, despite the fact that I'm an attractive young girl, what your brain is actually registering at the moment is a middle-aged federal agent with all the relevant identification. Now let's stop wasting my time and yours and take a look at this mutant you boys said you found.

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