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5	->''"Crying doesn't always look like it does in beautiful Creator/LeijiMatsumoto anime ladies."''
6	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'' fanart of Blue Diamond by [[https://www.deviantart.com/angegrautes/art/Blue-Diamond-crying-very-elegantly-uglycry-749701430 angegrautes]]
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12	->Somehow, [Jai Long] had pictured a man of Gokren's power and dignity [[TheStoic standing over his son's body with arms folded]], demanding recompense from those responsible. Maybe a [[SingleTear single tear]] would roll down his face, or his commanding voice would catch for an instant, as a brief acknowledgement of human grief.\
13	[[NotSoStoic He had never expected Gokren to weep as though an enemy had torn out his own heart]].
14	-->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries'' book 3: ''Blackflame''
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16	->Thayet dipped her handkerchief in Alanna's water basin and wiped the knight's face. "Some women can cry and look beautiful," she said drily. "You and I can't."
17	->"I know," Alanna sniffed. "I get red and blotchy."
18	-->-- ''Literature/SongOfTheLioness'' by Creator/TamoraPierce
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24	->''"What's this? Your cryin' face is so not cute."''
25	-->-- '''Ryuji''', ''VideoGame/Persona5''
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31	->'''Rin:''' Why? Why does all this happen? People are doing things I don't ask for and don't want and everyone keeps getting angry at me, I have no idea what is going on any more and can't stop feeling like I want to run away from everything...
32	->''She shuts her eyes tight and breathes out deeply, calmly. When the eyelids open, all I can see is dark green desperation.''
33	->'''Rin:''' '''[[DespairEventHorizon I have no idea what's wrong with me!]]'''
34	-->-- ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo''
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36	->''"Tears burst forth in a noisy wave. There was nothing beautiful about her face as she sobbed."''
37	-->-- The narrator of ''VisualNovel/ALittleLilyPrincess'', on Lavinia
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43	->'''Téodor:''' Toward the end, you were screaming, crying, begging us to help you...
44	->'''Ray:''' Man, I doubt I was CRYIN'!
45	->'''Téodor:''' ...but [[ItMakesSenseInContext the shoes would always dance you away from us]] while you blubbered.
46	->'''Ray:''' I don't even know HOW to blubber!
47	->'''Téodor:''' Blubbering is when you're crying so hard that when you try to talk, it just comes out like "A BLOOOO BLA BLOO BLOO BLOOOOOOOOO!"
48	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Achewood}}''
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54	->''"Speaking of how real people act, that brings me to the second thing that I find most appealing about this movie: there is ''no'' sexy cry. In movies, at least that I've found, there are three distinctive kinds of crying. The first is: the sexy cry; it's the cry that when you see it, you think: 'Aw, they're trying to be brave', or hide their emotion, or, at worst--they're crying, but want to stay attractive. The second is: the public sob; that's when the lip quivers more and perhaps gasping and mild groans are emitted. You think: 'I need to feel sorry for this character because they're clearly in distress'. ''Then'' there's... ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sItJs9zGIu0 (clip plays)]]'' YES! THAT is how you cry. That's the kind of crying where liquid oozes out of every orifice and you make noises like a drowning moose. The kind of crying that isn't [[BeautifulTears attractive]] because--sadness isn't attractive. It's that kind of crying that causes you to actually feel a twinge of guilt and embarrassment for willingly observing someone literally ''break down''."''
55	-->-- '''WebVideo/ThatDudeInTheSuede,''' ''Anime/TheGirlWhoLeaptThroughTime'' review
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61	->'''Phineas:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, that WAS an interesting sound you were getting out of your guitar. I think you'll be just fine.]]
62	->'''Baljeet:''' That was not my guitar. That was me. I call it the Fail Wail. ''[wails and screams melodramatically]''
63	->'''Phineas''' Baljeet, Baljeet! Whoa! HEY! ''[Baljeet stops wailing]'' Thank you.
64	-->--''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' [[Recap/PhineasAndFerbTheBaljeatles '''The Baljeatles''']]
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70	->''"Where in all nature is there anything uglier and more undignified than an adult male face blubbered and distorted with weeping?"''
71	-->-- ''An Experiment in Criticism'' by Creator/CSLewis
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