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1	->''"To even the odds, the game is very loose with its interpretation of in-game collisions. For example, just because the Flash's fist is elbow deep into an eskimo's throat doesn't necessarily mean the eskimo or the game notice."''
2	-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/issue176.htm on]] ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Chronicles''.
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5	->''"thats the result of all the training of [[Franchise/StreetFighter ryu]], to make a invisible punch"''
6	-->--'''[=Javier19890710=]''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhcTGhr3jKA homo-genius: a history of gay inventors: volume 27]]''
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9	->''"I swear they make up hitboxes on that thing!"''
10	-->-- '''LetsPlay/RoahmMythril''', on [[VideoGame/MegaManAndBass the Tengu Blade]]
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13	->''"If my character model is making contact with your character model, how in the blue fucking dickens does my weapon not make contact with you? Makes no sense. If my arms and legs, which are holding my weapons can touch your fucking leg, why doesn't the weapon that I'm swinging at it hit it?"''
14	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Tear of Grace}}''' trying to defeat [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlTL1oW90NY&t=1m17s Fume Knight Raime]] with a [[SelfImposedChallenge broken ladle]] in ''VideoGame/DarkSoulsII: Crown of the Old Iron King''.
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17	->"Everyone, look at my screen right now: I am '''not''' touching that spike. I am '''not''' touching that spike. I am '''not''' touching the spike!!!"
18	-->-- '''[=TheVoiceOfDog=]''', [[https://youtu.be/uZOOsvZUGag?list=PLXXoIQTYGkvYaQsQDXLEgpksAUXodSdMe&t=295 expressing his frustration]] during the race of a "mystery game"
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21	->''"Look at this, right here: This laser's [[PunctuatedForEmphasis not a fuckin' foot. Near. My fuckin' ship.]] And it [[ClusterFBomb fuckin']] blew it up."''
22	-->-- '''xoxak''', [[https://youtu.be/XkmU0vw33IM?t=3m28s "Aegis Wing PRO REVIEW"]], while he [[RepeatCut repeatedly plays the segment of said laser killing him]]
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24	->''“Look, I think [[VideoGame/MonsterHunterWorld Monster Hunter]] is a very fair game... but I’m also very aware of the size of Kirin’s horn and its relation to me in current space.”''
25	-->-- '''[[LetsPlay/ProAndNoob Josh]]''', on [[https://youtu.be/yWrwHbnU2_k Arch-Tempered Kirin]]
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27	->''For one thing, ammo's hard to get. Not that it's uncommon, it's lying around all over the fucking place, it's just "hard to get", because the collision physics are so wonky you have to do a little Mexican Hat Dance around it before the game wakes up and registers you're trying to pick it up.''
28	-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', on ''Devil's Third''
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30	->''He has no style, he has a quick pace''\
31	''His Hitbox is a fucking disgrace''
32	-->-- '''WebVideo/SomeCallMeJohnny''' describing Lanky Kong in his [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 DK Rap]]
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34	->''Creator/VicariousVisions: What the fuck is a hitbox?''

Context Quotes / HitboxDissonance