Line #263 Quotes/HeroicBSOD


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3	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
4	->You did... you always kept me safe. But I... [[ILetGwenStacyDie I wasn't able to...]] ''(sobs)'' [[HowDareYouDieOnMe Don't leave me, Tusk! Stay with me, Momoka!]] Don't make me do this by myself! I won't... [[DrivenToSuicide I can't...]]
5	-->--'''Ange''', in a belated reaction to her LoveInterest and her [[{{Meido}} best friend/maid]] dying the previous episode; ''Anime/CrossAnge'' Episode 22: "Necessary"
6
7	->We may be called dogs of the military. We may even be cursed as devils. That doesn't matter. Al and I are still going to get our bodies back. We know the truth. We know we're not devils. I know we're not gods. We're human... '''[[SkywardScream WE'RE ONLY HUMAN!!!!!!]]''' ...[[MyGreatestFailure who can't even do anything to save one innocent little girl]]. So what good are we, then?
8	-->-- '''Edward Elric''', ''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood]]''
9
10	->'''Shinji:''' Nobody understands me\
11	'''Rei:''' You didn't understand anything.\
12	'''Shinji:''' I thought it was supposed to be a world without unpleasantness... without uncertainity.\
13	'''Rei:''' Because you thought that everyone else was like you.\
14	'''Shinji:''' Betrayed! You've betrayed my feelings!!\
15	'''Rei:''' You've misunderstood from the start. You simply assumed without asking.\
16	'''Shinji:''' Nobody wants me. So, everybody just die.\
17	'''Rei:''' Then, what are those hands for?\
18	'''Shinji:''' Nobody cares whether I exist or not... Nothing will change. So, everybody just die.\
19	'''Rei:''' Then, what is that heart for?\
20	'''Shinji:''' It'd be better if I wasn't here either. So I should just die, too.
21	-->-- ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
22
23	->Why won't it move? Piece of junk... Fufufu... I see, I'm the one... who's a piece of junk.
24	-->-- '''Asuka''', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
25
26	->'''Natsumi''': [Keroro and the others] went and left you all be yourself!\
27	'''Dororo''': Left me...? All... by myself...?\
28	'''Narrator''': Childhood trauma switch: on!\
29	'''Dororo''': (''sulking in the CornerOfWoe'') That's OK... I'll be fine. I'm used to this kind of thing. It happens all the time... Doro... Doro... Doro...
30	-->-- ''Manga/SgtFrog'', "Encounter 71: Fish Battle!! The Invasion Will Be Child's Play!!!"
31
32	->"Why is this happening? Am I being punished for being some kind of hero? For thinking I was the only one who could save Asuna. For thinking I was strong enough, even though I'm not..."
33	-->-- '''Kirito''', ''Literature/SwordArtOnline'', Episode 24, ''The Gilded Hero''
34
35	->"I'll never be rid of [the Cardinal Shield]! [[CrapsackWorld A messed up world like this one]]... IS NOT WORTH SAVING!!"
36	-->-- '''Naofumi''', ''Literature/TheRisingOfTheShieldHero'', Episode 4, ''[[Recap/TheRisingOfTheShieldHeroS1E4LullabyAtDawn Lullaby at Dawn]]'', after realizing he can't get rid of the Cardinal Shield, and coupled with losing Raphtalia due to losing a duel with Motoyasu thanks to Malty's interference, ends up unlocking the Curse Series
37	[[/folder]]
38
39	[[folder:Comic Books]]
40	->'''Deadpool:''' ''(in body pit)'' Oh God, it's all ''true.'' I'm sorry, Carm. If I had just listened to Lu...I just wanted to help. I'm sorry...this is my fault.\
41	'''Preston:''' It's not!\
42	'''Deadpool:''' It is! You weren't there! Which hand was Carm holding?\
43	'''Preston:''' I don't know!\
44	'''Deadpool:''' This is important! One of them could be my daughter! Please don't let Eleanor be here. Please. Please. Don't be in here. Eleanor? Are you he-- ''(falls)'' Oh, God.\
45	'''Captain America:''' Logan, get him out of there!\
46	'''Wolverine:''' Get up, Wade.\
47	'''Deadpool:''' ''(in body pit)'' Oh God, it's all ''true.'' I'm sorry, Carm. If I had just listened to [[ComicBook/LukeCage Luke]]...I just wanted to help. I'm sorry...this is my fault.
48	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}'' Vol. 3 #18 (Yes, even Deadpool has had a HeroicBSOD)
49
50	->I see my wife first. My dear Constance. Her body is in pieces. Harriet lies nearby, indescribably violated. Almost idly, I wonder her head is. And then I look at the doll's house. And the doll's house...\
51	looks...\
52	at...\
53	me.\
54	Slowly, methodically I put on mother's wedding dress...\
55	and I kneel down.\
56	I kneel down in that nursery abattoir. It all seems [[SanitySlippage perfectly rational... Perfectly, perfectly rational.]]
57	-->-- '''Dr. Amadeus Arkham''', ''ComicBook/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth''
58
59	->"The Flash is critically injured... Lois Lane is dying! Central City will die, too-- and then the whole world! It's all my fault-- because I've just killed the only being in the universe who can save it!"''
60	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/ThePlagueOfTheAntibioticMan''
61
62	->'''Mook:''' ''"Superman sounds awfully sure of himself!"''\
63	'''Lex Luthor:''' ''"Relax! That rat doesn't know it, but he's on borrowed time...tottering on the brink of a mental collapse! And I'm the guy who's going to push him over!"''
64	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheSuperRevengeOfLexLuthor''
65
66	->My Queen... she will save me. No... no... yes, Ambermae... no... [[TheLostLenore she's dead]]. Ayeko... I'm so sorry... Jason...
67	->[[WhoWantsToLiveForever Obrinrin, you bitch...]]
68	-->--'''Aja Oba/John,''' ''ComicBook/InfinitumAnAfrofuturistTale''
69	[[/folder]]
70
71	[[folder:Fan Works]]
72	->She surveyed the faces before her and fit names to them, even though their faces were a bit older.[...]\
73	She sighed and crouched, her elbows on her knees and her hands hiding her face. "I. Am. Just. Getting. So. Damned. Tired."
74	-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''
75
76	->Dad... Everyone online... Anyone who was ever important to me... They're gone... They're all gone...
77	-->-- '''Rikku''', ''Webcomic/FateGamersOnly''
78	[[/folder]]
79
80	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
81	->Dil wants his monkeys, and monkeys want their 'nanners... ''everybody gets what they want!''
82	-->-- '''Tommy Pickles''', ''WesternAnimation/TheRugratsMovie''
83
84	->'''Sweet:''' I followed you in and I'll follow you out. It's your decision.\
85	'''Milo:''' Oh, my decision? Well, I think we've seen how effective ''my'' decisions have been. Let's recap. I lead a band of plundering vandals to the greatest archeological find in recorded history, thus enabling the kidnap and/or ''murder'' of the royal family. Not to mention personally delivering the most powerful force known to man into the hands of a mercenary ''nutcase'' who's probably going to sell it to the Kaiser! Have I left anything out!?
86	-->--''WesternAnimation/AtlantisTheLostEmpire''
87
88	->'''Mrs. Potts:''' Pardon me, Master...
89	->'''Beast:''' Leave me in peace...
90	->'''Mrs. Potts:''' But Sir... The castle is under attack! What should we do, Master!?
91	->'''Beast:''' It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
92	-->--''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''
93
94	->'''Woody''': Buzz, are you okay?
95	->'''Buzz''': GONE! It's all gone! All of it's gone, bye bye! Wooo! See ya!
96	->'''Woody''': What happened to you?
97	->'''Buzz''' One minute you're defending the whole galaxy! And ''suddenly'' you find yourself, sucking down Darjeeling with...[[BlackComedy Marie Antoinette]] and her little sister!
98	->'''Woody''': I think you've had enough tea for today, let's get you out of here, Buzz...
99	->'''Buzz''': DON'T YOU GET IT!? YOU SEE THE HAT!? I AM MRS. NESBITT! HAHAHAHAHA!
100	->'''Woody''': [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Snap out of it, Buzz!]]
101	->'''Buzz''': I-I-I-I'm sorry, you're right, I'm just a little depressed, that's all. I-I can get through this- OH, I'M A SHAM!
102	->'''Woody''': Shush! Quiet, Buzz!
103	->'''Buzz''': Look at me, I can't even fly out of the window! But, the hat looked good, tell me the hat looked good. The apron is a bit much...
104	->'''Woody''': [[EurekaMoment Out the window? Buzz, you're a genius!]] Come on, this way!
105	->'''Buzz''': Years of academy training ''wasted!''
106	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1''
107	[[/folder]]
108
109	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
110	->That's it, man! [[MemeticMutation Game over, man! Game over!]] What the fuck are we supposed to do now, huh? What are we gonna do?!
111	-->-- '''PFC Hudson''', stranded on an alien-infested planet, ''Film/{{Aliens}}''.
112
113	->'''Venkman:''' Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon... what've you got left?\
114	'''Egon:''' Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
115	-->-- ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}''
116
117	-> We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the ozone! Maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won't want it anymore!
118	-->-- '''David Levinson''', ''Film/IndependenceDay''
119
120	->'''Judy:''' I'll leave you to your thoughts.\
121	'''Simon:''' I haven't got any thoughts. I'm just staring vacantly into space while a distant voice in the back of my head goes, "Oh, shit!" like a car alarm in the middle of the night.
122	-->-- ''Film/InTheLoop''
123
124	->I have dreamed a dream. ...But now that dream is gone from me.
125	-->--'''Morpheus''', ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''
126
127	->"You know what it is to say to a whole country: 'Let me make everything that's wrong, right for you. Let me carry you all on my shoulders.'? Eventually you begin to resent the weight."
128	-->-- ''Film/AndStarringPanchoVillaAsHimself'' (2003).
129
130	->'''Rhodey:''' What is this? What the hell's happening?!\
131	'''Steve Rogers:''' ...oh, God.
132	-->-- ''Film/AvengersInfinityWar'', as [[spoiler: half the universe dies around them]]
133	[[/folder]]
134
135	[[folder:Literature]]
136	->When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever.
137	-->-- ''Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo''
138
139	->'''Cambyses''': Why, not being moved by the calamity of [your] son and daughter, [should you] with so great impatience bear the misfortune of [your] friend?\
140	'''Psammenitus''': It is because only the last affliction was to be manifested by tears, the two first far exceeding all manner of expression.
141	-->-- Herodotus[='=] ''Literature/TheHistories'', as quoted by Michel de Montaigne
142
143	->I sat down on the hardwood floor, sticky dots of blood drying on my face, snowflakes melting on my knees. I couldn't think of a single reason to ever stand up again.
144	-->-- ''Literature/JohnDiesAtTheEnd''
145
146	->Great griefs exhaust. They discourage us with life. The man into whom they enter feels something taken from him. In youth, their visit is sad; later on, it is ominous.
147	-->-- ''Literature/LesMiserables''
148
149	->I froze. It was not guilt that froze me. I had taught myself never to feel guilt. It was not a ghastly sense of loss that froze me. I had taught myself to covet nothing. It was not a loathing of death that froze me. I had taught myself to think of death as a friend. It was not heartbroken rage against injustice that froze me. I had taught myself that a human being might as well look for diamond tiaras in the gutter as for rewards and punishments that were fair. It was not the thought that I was so unloved that froze me. I had taught myself to do without love. It was not the thought that God was cruel that froze me. I had taught myself never to expect anything from Him. What froze me was the fact that I had absolutely no reason to move in any direction.
150	-->-- ''Literature/MotherNight''
151
152	->[Myn Donos] just lies there, staring off into nowhere. He'll eat if you put food in his hand, drink if you put the cup to his lips. But he's gone somewhere.
153	-->-- '''Tyria Sarkin''', ''[[Literature/XWingSeries X-Wing: Wraith Squadron]]''
154
155	->“Black dice… You’ve been out in the field too long…that’s what black dice means. Means the luck of the draw has run out on him. A guy with experience that can see death in another man’s eyes. Yeah, the next time the dice of chance roll, they’ll roll up black. Death.”
156	-->-- ''Literature/TheExecutioner'' #98: “Black Dice”
157
158	->'''Cassie:''' I destroyed that Hork-Bajir.
159	->'''Rachel:''' [[WarIsHell It's a war]]. They started it. Of course you feel bad over-
160	->'''Cassie:''' No. I didn't feel bad. I heard Jake say to back off. And after he said that, after he said that, [[TheseHandsHaveKilled I did it]].
161	->'''Rachel:''' So you feel bad about it.
162	->'''Cassie:''' No. I feel bad because [[LackOfEmpathy I felt nothing]]. I felt... nothing, Rachel. At that moment I felt like I was just doing my job, you know? And now they're shutting down the clinic, and my dad tells me and I feel... nothing. It's been going on for a long time. Each day, each battle, each mission, [[SlowlySlippingIntoEvil I just feel less and less]]. I can't not feel anything when there's violence. [[AllLovingHero I can't not care about living things]]. I can't be like that.
163	-->--''Literature/{{Animorphs}} #19: The Departure''
164
165	->Adam's face looked like an impersonation of the collapse of empire.
166	-->--''Literature/GoodOmens''
167
168	-> Do I walk? Have I feet still? I raise my eyes, I let them move round, and turn myself with them, one circle, one circle, and I stand in the midst. All is as usual. [[spoiler: Only the Militiaman Stanislaus Katczinsky has died.]]\
169	Then I know nothing more.
170	-->-- ''Literature/AllQuietOnTheWesternFront''
171	[[/folder]]
172
173	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
174	->I kept the accounts for a major Earth corporation. I lived in a world of numbers: Clean, smooth, logical, precise. We took a vacation to the Mars colony, the first time we'd ever been. We were in a crawler, halfway across the Amazonis Planitia when the ground gave way beneath us. I woke up in a hospital with a few bruises - but Sarah and the children, gone. I grieved for a long time. A very long time. Eventually I went back to work, but the numbers didn't add up anymore.
175	-->-- '''Aldous Gaji''', ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Grail"
176
177	->''"Was the weirdest feelin'. One minute I was lookin' though a rack o' knickers, the next minute I was seein' the explosion all over again."''
178	-->-- '''Tracey Stubbs''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS5E2Bang Bang]]"
179
180	->Nearly getting killed shakes you up, no matter how much experience you have. Brushes with death are like snowflakes; each one is unique, and icy cold.
181	-->-- ''Series/BurnNotice''
182
183	->Don't do this to me... You ''never'' give up.
184	-->-- '''Donna Noble''' to the Doctor, who is currently giving the impression that he very much ''has'', ''Series/DoctorWho''
185
186	->[[MadnessMantra We can bring her back, we can bring her back, we can bring her back....]]
187	-->-- '''Topher''', ''{{Series/Dollhouse}}''
188
189	->Hi... Honey. Huh. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill... more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children... maybe.
190	-->-- '''John Crichton''', ''Series/{{Farscape}}''
191
192	->I... I've been fighting because I couldn't live with what [[MegaCorp Yggdrasill]] was doing. But I did exactly the same thing. [[DeclarationOfProtection I claimed I was protecting people]], but I had to sacrifice others to do it. [...] Then what was I fighting for? Just to decide who would be saved, and who would have to go? Can you call that protecting at all?
193	-->-- [[spoiler:'''Kouta Kazuraba''']], ''Series/KamenRiderGaim''
194
195	->'''J.D.:''' Hey! Remember what you told me? The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths... there's no coming back.\
196	'''Dr. Cox:''' Yeah... You're right. (''walks out'')
197	-->-- ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
198
199	->His behavior has been erratic. He seems to alternate between agitation, despondency, and guilt. He spends most of his time alone. I've tried to remind him that this was an accident, but his responses have been... illogical. He seems to be ignoring his responsibilities as captain.
200	-->--'''T'Pol''', on Jonathan Archer's response to an accident that wiped out a colony, ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''
201
202	->'''Bad End!Riker:''' We won't go back... you don't know what it's like in our universe... The Federation's gone, the Borg is everywhere- (''console explodes, Bad End!Worf races to fix it'') We're one of the last ships left, please... you've got to help us!\
203	'''AU!Riker:''' I'm sorry, there's no choice. If this works, everything will return-\
204	'''Bad End!Riker:''' NO! WE WON'T GO BACK!
205	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', [[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS7E10Parallels "Parallels"]]
206
207	->'''T'Pau''': Live long and prosper.\
208	'''Spock''': ...I shall do neither. I have killed my Captain...and my friend.
209	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', [[Recap/StarTrekS2E1AmokTime "Amok Time"]]
210
211	->'''Carly:''' OKAY, THAT'S IT!!\
212	'''Spencer:''' Car... aah, my arm!\
213	'''Carly:''' Make some spaghetti tacos!\
214	'''Spencer:''' What? We're having steamed halibut for dinner.\
215	'''Carly:''' You hate steamed halibut 'cause it's boring! You like to make spaghetti tacos and when you make 'em, you sing a little song!\
216	'''Spencer:''' Carly, I only sing songs in church. Aah!\
217	'''Freddie:''' What's wrong with your sister?\
218	'''Carly:''' I'm not just his sister, I'm your friend!\
219	'''Nevel:''' Carly, I think you better calm down.\
220	'''Carly:''' I don't wanna calm down!\
221	'''Rona:''' She's crazy.\
222	'''Carly:''' I heard that, Rona!\
223	'''Spencer:''' Can I get you some ibuprofen?\
224	'''Carly:''' NO! I just want you back! I want you the way you're supposed to be! I want you to make crazy sculptures and to accidentally set stuff on fire and to wear socks that light up! And I want you to be single and lonely again! And I want you to leave the country! And nobody even likes you! And... I want Sam back! And I want you to be my friend and say "in five, four, three, two," but not the one, which I never understood but I liked it!! And I just want my life back!!!\
225	'''Nevel:''' Well, bah, humbug.
226	-->-- ''Series/{{iCarly}}'', "iChristmas"
227	[[/folder]]
228
229	[[folder:Music]]
230	->[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone My god, I am sick.]]\
231	I've been used!\
232	And you knew\
233	All the time!\
234	God I'll never ever know\
235	Why you chose me for your crime\
236	For your foul bloody crime.\
237	You have murdered me!\
238	Murdered me!\
239	Murdered me!\
240	Murdered me!\
241	Murdered--
242	-->-- '''Judas''', ''Music/JesusChristSuperstar''
243
244	->The lights are on... but you're not home.\
245	You've drifted off... somewhere alone.\
246	Somewhere that's safe... no questions here...\
247	A quiet place, where you hide from your fears.
248	-->-- '''Music/{{Staind}}''', "Reality"
249	[[/folder]]
250
251	[[folder:Theatre]]
252	->No more riddles,\
253	No more tests.\
254	No more curses you can't undo,\
255	Left by fathers you never knew.\
256	No more quests,\
257	No more feelings.\
258	Time to shut the door...\
259	Just, [[TearJerker no more ...]]
260	-->-- '''The Baker''', ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods''
261
262	->If you see him in the street\
263	Walking by himself, talking to himself, have pity;\
264	He is working through [[OutlivingOnesOffspring the unimaginable.]]\
265	[[DiseaseBleach His hair has gone gray]], he passes every day\
266	They say he walks the length of the city\
267	Can you imagine?
268	-->--'''''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}''''', "It's Quiet Uptown"
269	[[/folder]]
270
271	[[folder:Video Games]]
272	->'''Jade:''' Poor [[SurrogateSoliloquy Woof]]... I know how you are. You tried to help them... You told yourself that you wouldn't let them come to any harm. That you'd ''be'' there to protect them. I know, boy. I know... But that isn't what actually happened. The kids are ''gone.'' And you? Ha! You couldn't do ''anything!'' Yet you're here, alive and well! Who do you think you are? Did you think you'd actually be able to make a ''difference?'' Well, Woof, you were wrong, boy. Completely and utterly wrong. There's nothing anyone can do. There's nothing anyone can do...\
273	'''Double H:''' W-we must go now, Miss Jade.\
274	'''Jade:''' It's over, Double H. ''[[TenMinuteRetirement Finished]].''
275	-->-- ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil''
276
277	->This isn't happening! There's no reason for me to go on! WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!
278	-->-- '''Zero''', after having his girlfriend [[http://youtu.be/tHN6vOzDs84?t=2m15s die in his arms]], ''VideoGame/MegaManX4''
279
280	->'''[[spoiler: Shulk]]''': What was I doing? What was the purpose of my life? ...No. I've got it wrong. ''[[DeadAllAlong I]]'' [[DeadAllAlong was never alive.]] It was ''[[spoiler:[[BigBad Zanza!]]]]'' All along! I... Everything I did was...\
281	'''[[spoiler: Alvis]]''': ...Do you want to say "pointless?"
282	-->-- ''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1''
283
284	->Parnell's eyes welled up, but there was no other sign of emotion or reaction. His mouth was half open. Lips cracked from disuse, blood caked around his nose from endless tubes inserted and removed. But no expression on his face. Whatever was happening, it was deep behind his eyes.
285	-->-- Parnell's reaction to losing ''The Sword'', ''VideoGame/{{Evolve}}'' [[https://talk.turtlerockstudios.com/t/four-the-sword-chapter-one/25680 companion story]]
286
287	->'''[[Anime/{{Daitarn 3}} Banjo Haran]]''': About time I found you.\
288	'''???''': ...\
289	'''Banjo''': I can hardly believe you're alive, but this is apparently a world where death holds little meaning. But I'm not letting you get away this time, Lelouch [[spoiler:vi Britannia, last emperor of the Britannian Empire]]... Or should I call you Zero?\
290	'''[[Anime/CodeGeass Lelouch Lamperouge]]''': You're...Banjo Haran.\
291	'''Banjo''': If the alternative is letting your mind get exploited by someone else, then I should wrap things up here before anyone can interfere.\
292	'''Lelouch''': Please, do so. I have no reason to live. Not now...\
293	'''Banjo''': ...
294	-->--''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsX''
295
296	->''Urist [=McDwarf=] cancels [task]: Experiencing emotional shock''
297	-->--''VideoGame/DwarfFortress''
298
299	->''I don't wanna go out there...I can't do this anymore...''
300	-->-- '''B.J. Blazkowicz''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''
301	[[/folder]]
302
303	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
304	->''"Consciousness has crashed. Restarting now. Please wait a moment..."''
305	-->-- '''Hifumi Yamada''', ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc''
306	[[/folder]]
307
308	[[folder:Web Animation]]
309	->Dear Strong Bad, I doh du duoh crapfully yours... ''I doh du duoh crapfully yours''... I can relate... I ''can't'' relate! I'm gonna get... I'm gonna get in there and ''mix it up...!'' I don't remember your names, Davey! Dear Strong Bad... how do you text with boxing gloves on...?
310	-->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'', "virus"
311	[[/folder]]
312
313	[[folder:Webcomics]]
314	->EVERYBODY OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY. I GOT A LAB FULL OF HUMANS, A MOUTH FULL OF YELLING, AND A TORTURED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE FULL OF TOTALLY HYSTERICAL EMOTIONS AND UNAIRED GRIEVANCES AT PRACTICALLY EVERYBODY.
315	-->-- '''Karkat Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
316
317	->A problem has been detected and Landon has been shut down to prevent damage to his brain.IRQL_LARISA_EXE_WANTS_TO_PERFORM_ILLEGAL_OPERATIONS\
318	If this is the first time you’ve seen this error bubble, restart Landon. If this bubble appears again, follow these steps:\
319	\
320	Check to make sure any new organs or pieces of knowledge are properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask Landon’s mother or father for any updates you might need.\
321	\
322	If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed organs or pieces of knowledge. Disable brain options such as peripheral vision or body coordination. If you need to operate on Landon to remove or install body parts, restart Landon, put him on an operating table to get better access, and then inject an anesthetic.\
323	\
324	Medical information:\
325	\
326	*** STOP: 0x0000000A (0x000000000000004C, 0x000000000000004F, 0x0000000000000056, 0x0000000000000045)\
327	\
328	Collecting data for crash dump …\
329	Initializing short-term memory for crash dump …\
330	Beginning dump of physical memory.\
331	Dumping physical memory to short-term memory: 15
332	-->--'''Landon''' suffering a ''literal'' BSOD, ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo''
333
334	->'''Red Mage:''' Oh dear. I think it's finally happened. Years of exposure to Fighter's, shall we say, point of view, has rendered Black Mage a sputtering vegetable\
335	'''Black Mage:''' Yeah, sword-chucks! '''Yeah!''' It'd be just like having two swords but you could wield them both with one hand. And there's the added benefit of having no control over either of them! Of course it's a great idea, it all makes sense to me now. I was a fool to ever doubt it. A doubting fool, I tell you!
336	-->--'''WebComic/EightBitTheater'''
337	[[/folder]]
338
339	[[folder:Web Original]]
340	->Wilf hopes that the Doctor has a trick up his sleeve, some of the old flim-flam, sort of thing. The Doctor doesn't. It's probably on account of, oh, [[TraumaCongaLine he lost Rose and Martha left him and the Master died on him and he lost Rose again and Donna's mind borked and the Master is crazyface and he thinks he's going to die.]] One suspects there is a limit to "does well in adversity."
341	-->-- [[http://aria.dreamwidth.org/62433.html Recap of]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The End of Time"
342
343	->''A problem has been detected and Mr. Enter has been shut down to [[BrainBleach protect his brain]]. If this is the first time you've seen this error screen, you know that you've come across [[ParentalIncest some truly fucked up shit]]. [[DoNotAdjustYourSet Please do not adjust your computer.]] What you saw was indeed [[SickAndWrong above and beyond disturbing]], and can only be brought up by the most perverted of minds. Please stand by.''
344	-->-- '''WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter''', when he theorized that [[ParentalIncest Chris Griffin gave his grandfather a handjob]] in ''[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Fresh Heir]]''
345
346	->''...wait, no, what is this...? This isn't Massachusetts! ...oh no. Oh God, they fucked me. I TOLD THEM EXACTLY WHAT TO DO, AND THEY '''FUCKED ME!''' [...] This is worse than ''everything''! Oh God, I feel strange... dizzy... [[GravityScrew Is this gravity? Oh, okay...]] [..] ...okay, well I gotta do something... [[{{Understatement}} This day's gone to]] '''[[{{Understatement}} shit]]'''.''
347	-->'''Gordon Freeman''', finding himself on Xen, ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'' (Incoherent screaming, sobbing & hyperventilating removed)
348
349	->'''Helbrecht:''' ...I am so [=confUSED=]! [[AliensAreBastards XENO SCUM]] wants me to [[EnemyMine CRUSADE MORE]]!? I AGREE, BUT... AT THE SAME TIME I CANNOT AGREE WITH ALIEN SCUM!! I'LL BE A... A ''HERETIC''!
350	->'''Emperor:''' [[AC:Are you suffering a breakdown?]]
351	->'''Helbrecht:''' I AM CRUSADING '''[[InsistentTerminology INWARDLY]]'''!
352	->'''Emperor:''' [[AC:[[LampshadeHanging Definitely suffering a breakdown]].]]
353	->'''Helbrecht:''' ''Shivering'' The xenos... [=havestolenmyBREATH=]! Vile aliens... ''GIVE IT BACK TO ME''!
354	-->--''[[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice If the Emperor Had a Podcast]]''
355	[[/folder]]
356
357	[[folder:Western Animation]]
358	->Listen, could it be? [[ItMakesSenseInContext IT'S THE STICKY NOTES OF THE APOCALYPSE]]!
359	-->-- '''Edd''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy''
360
361	->Fine, leave! See if I care! I don't need you guys, either! [[WithFriendsLikeThese With friends like you, who needs...enemies...?]]
362	-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', giving up her hope on saving her brainwashed friends, which results in her losing her colors, ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', ''Return of Harmony, Part 2''
363
364	->Why d'you think I'm capable of ANYTHING?! You think I can do all this stuff... BUT I CAN'T! I can't because... ''(tears up)'' I'm a wuss, Steven! I'm just... afraid! ''(crying)'' I've always just been STUPID and AFRAID! Not like you! You're always helping people! You're NEVER afraid!
365	-->-- '''Lars''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse''
366	[[/folder]]
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