1 | %%Please do not add real-life quotes from suicide notes or other things. The main page does not have real-life examples and some may find them to be in poor taste. |
2 | ->''"Goodbye, cruel world. [[PlayedForLaughs Goodbye, cruel lamp.]] Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. [[OverlyLongGag Cruel though they may be...]]"'' |
3 | -->--'''Professor Farnsworth''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' |
4 | |
5 | ->''"I cut it out. I can't hear the buzzing voices anymore. I can't feel the immaculate machine. The numbness feels kind of like hope.\ |
6 | Don't [[TheChosenMany the others]] feel what's happening? [[PowerAtAPrice What's being eaten away?]] What's changing? It's not my problem anymore. It's done. [[NotSoOmniscientCouncilOfBickering The Council]] can't have me anymore. [[MotherNature Gaia]] can't have me. [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone My guilt]] can't have me.\ |
7 | [[WhoWantsToLiveForever They gave me eternity when I didn't want another second]]. I've returned the gift.\ |
8 | No more tears. No more words. It's time to sleep. One final dream.\ |
9 | I'm coming home, Callum. See you soon, little duck."'' |
10 | -->--[[spoiler: '''Lorraine Maillard,''']], ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld'' |
11 | |
12 | ->''"Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death!"'' |
13 | -->-- '''Miles Edgeworth's [[spoiler:supposed]] suicide note''', ''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney – Justice For All]]'' |
14 | |
15 | ->''"Get out of my head before I do what I know is best for you.\ |
16 | Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.\ |
17 | Get out of my head before I show you how much I love you.\ |
18 | Get out of my head before I finish writing this poem.\ |
19 | \ |
20 | But a poem is never actually finished.\ |
21 | It just stops moving."'' |
22 | -->-- '''The last lines of ''%''''', ''VisualNovel/DokiDokiLiteratureClub'' |
23 | |
24 | ->''"Everybody betrayed me! I'm fed up with this world!"'' |
25 | -->--'''Johnny''', ''Film/TheRoom2003'' |
26 | |
27 | ->''"Dearest Helena: By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are un-tamable, and the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated. Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die gloriously in battle. I killed him. My pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well. You will never see me again, Helena. Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future. Au revoir."'' |
28 | -->-- '''Admiral Gerard [=DuGalle=]''', ''VideoGame/StarcraftI: Brood War'' |
29 | |
30 | ->''"Dear Diary,\ |
31 | Today I died. I was killed by this thing in [Place]. (ugly)\ |
32 | I leave all that I own to my pet cat Guppy. (cool stuff!)\ |
33 | Goodbye, Cruel World!\ |
34 | -XOXO [Character]"'' |
35 | -->--''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac'', [[GameOver Isaac's last will]] |
36 | |
37 | ->'''Homer:''' Goodbye, cruel world! ''({{Beat}})'' And goodbye, Cruller World!\ |
38 | '''Cruller World truck driver:''' Bye, Homer! |
39 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' |
40 | |
41 | %% The following example is from a stand-up bit and is not a real suicide note |
42 | ->''Hey guys, guess what!\ |
43 | Keep on reading!\ |
44 | How is everyone doing? I hope you are all fine.\ |
45 | I am not fine, as you can no doubt tell by me hanging here from the ceiling fixture.\ |
46 | You are the ones who drove me to this. I was doing just fine until you fuckers came along.\ |
47 | I hope you're happy now that I'm goddamn dead.\ |
48 | Signed, the corpse in this room.\ |
49 | P.S. Fuck you people!'' |
50 | -->-- Creator/GeorgeCarlin, ''Life Is Worth Losing'' |
51 | |
52 | ->'''Jimmy:''' Goodbye world!\ |
53 | '''[[GeniusLoci Earth]]:''' Okay, see you around, Jimmy! Where you go--OH, OH NO!! That's not what I thought he meant at all! |
54 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do 3]]'' |
55 | |
56 | ->''The world was cruel. We wondered why he felt the need to say goodbye.'' |
57 | -->-- ''The Singer'', by Calvin Miller |
58 | |
59 | ->'''Sherlock:''' This phone call, it's um...it's my note. It's what people do, don't they? Leave a note.\ |
60 | '''Watson:''' Leave a note when?\ |
61 | '''Sherlock:''' Goodbye, John. |
62 | -->-- ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', "The Reichenbach Fall" |
63 | |
64 | ->''"To my only friend, when you're reading this, I will already be dead.\ |
65 | \ |
66 | My shop will probably look quite messy...\ |
67 | \ |
68 | [[GoryDiscretionShot I have decided that I'll go to the back room to die, so you don't have to look at my corpse]]\ |
69 | \ |
70 | I'm sorry I couldn't be more patient in waiting for you\ |
71 | \ |
72 | but that doesn't matter now\ |
73 | \ |
74 | what matters its that you're here against all odds you managed to escape the prison\ |
75 | \ |
76 | [[RayOfHopeEnding I'm aware that this may seem like a bad ending to the story but you're still here]]\ |
77 | \ |
78 | you're here, and I will have baked another cake for you. I'm not sure how fresh it will be when you find this, as for all I know you never will, but I hope you enjoy it anyway.\ |
79 | \ |
80 | I wish you the best of luck.'' |
81 | ->''[[spoiler:[[KillTheCutie Charlotte]]]]"'' |
82 | -->-- ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'' |
83 | |
84 | -> '''Isaac Bontemps:''' <Player's Name>, this letter reads, "To whomsoever this may concern: I, Barbara Coldwell, have foisted my ostentatious person into the face of this world for far too long."\ |
85 | "The authorities need not be involved, as this suicide is an occasion for which I have specifically planned. I am an unromantic, decadent, pink fraud. Sincerely, Barbara Coldwell."\ |
86 | <Player's Name>, is this supposed to be a suicide letter? I've never heard of someone specifying the police should not be called upon before.\ |
87 | And who in the world finishes a suicide letter with "sincerely"?\ |
88 | <Player's Name>, the killer clearly forged this absurd suicide letter, hoping to get us off the case!\ |
89 | They were right to tear the letter to pieces, as no one would ever believe it was real! |
90 | -->-- ''VideoGame/CriminalCase'': ''[[VideoGame/CriminalCaseMysteriesOfThePast Mysteries of the Past]]'', "''[[Recap/CriminalCaseMysteriesOfThePastCase52AStudyInPink A Study In Pink]]''" |
91 | |
92 | -><Player> bid farewell, cruel world! |
93 | -->--''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'', when using the "kill" or "[[LudicrousGibs explode]]" console commands to suicide your character |
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