Line #18 Quotes/GIRL


1	->''"I have successfully figured out that on the internet, every girl gets treated like Megan Fox. Especially if no pictures are shown."''
2	-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''', [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-1214-username-translator/ Username Translator article.]]''
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4	->''"The internet: where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are [[PedoHunt undercover FBI agents]]."''
5	-->-- '''Anonymous'''
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7	->''So in VR you're a fat beardy guy, and in real life you're a smokin' hot Asian chick? You realize you've got that [[NarrativeProfanityFilter fluffin']] backward.''
8	-->-- '''Nick''', ''Webcomic/SkinHorse''
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10	->'''Random Player:''' You're not a girl!\
11	'''G.I.R.L.:''' And you're not seventeen!\
12	''({{beat}})''\
13	'''Random Player:''' I'm okay with this.\
14	'''G.I.R.L.:''' Me too!\
15	'''Random Background Player:''' [[NoIndoorVoice LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!!!]]
16	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', Episode 1
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18	->'''Joey:''' What's going on?\
19	'''Phoebe:''' We were just wondering if Chander's girlfriend's a girl. [...] Ask her what is her current method of birth control.\
20	'''Chandler:''' Alright. ''({{beat}})'' "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." ...She's married?\
21	'''Phoebe:''' Well, at least we know she's a woman.
22	-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''
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24	->''"Why did I pretend to be a woman? Camouflage, obviously. Had to hide my identity. The internet's full of guys pretending to be girls."''
25	-->--'''[[spoiler:FB/Yuugo Tennouji]]''', ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
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27	->''"The only hot girls that troll the internet for dudes are crazy, hookers, or dudes."''
28	-->-- '''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS3E05HowIMetEveryoneElse How I Met Everyone Else]]"
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30	->I was gonna talk about the not-so-nice that this reminds me off. Uh, a long time ago I had a friend who...pretended to be a girl on the internet to get attention and to get free things out of people, and-no, I don't mean that they were trans, I understand that that's difficult and I'm not talking about that. They're somebody that I looked up again recently, and they still identify as male all these years later and by their own admission [[AttentionWhore they were just doing it to get attention]]. They were entering relationships with straight men ''not telling them'' and they said they were doing it with the justification of "Oh, I'm just helping them build their confidence". It was disgusting. And, after their secret got out, they were just the ''BIGGEST'' crab-apple ever, they were so rude all the time, they were never happy, and [[UsedToBeASweetKid they were such a cheerful, nice person before all that happened]] and it...really made me sad, I haven't talked to them in...like, close to a decade at this point. (...) A-And like, the worst thing about it was it actually ''worked''. They were getting free gifts from people all the time and being treated special and all that, and...this quest just kinda reminds me of that.
31	-->--'''LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}}''', telling the story of an old friend of his who did this in relation to Floren, [[DudeLooksLikeALady who keeps getting mistaken as a girl by other people]] and getting gifts for it, in “''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles2'' [[https://youtu.be/N41bRjIrTtY?t=1504 – Episode 112: Fawning Over Floren]]”
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33	->[[https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=46735 What a man says:]] "Through roleplaying, I want to explore the reality of the female experience and gain a better understanding of what it means to be a woman."\
34	What he means: "I like lesbians".
35	-->--'''Ivy''', ''Webcomic/ChainmailBikini''
36
37	->''You know those girls looking to meet you on the internet, aren't always girls.''
38	-->--'''Andy French''', ''WesternAnimation/MissionHill''
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41	->''Let me guess: You chose this "nice girl in her late twenties" avatar... but in reality you are 63, and a guy with a full beard.''
42	-->-- '''Peter Wright''', ''The Moment of Silence''

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