Follow TV Tropes

Following

Context Quotes / EasyA

Go To

1->''Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boom box outside of my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once, I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number, for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.''
2-->'''Olive'''
3
4->''What better way to share my private thoughts than to broadcast them to the internet?''
5-->'''Olive'''
6
7->''There are always two sides of a story.''
8-->'''Olive'''
9
10->'''Olive:''' Ugh. Worst song ever...
11->''(cue montage of Olive singing and dancing along to said song all weekend)''
12
13->'''[[HolierThanThou Marianne]]''': Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral.
14->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Olive]]''': Seems as if ''someone's'' practicing the mundane activities she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
15->''' Marianne:''' I just hope for your sake, you at least had the good sense to use protection.
16->'''Olive:''' Why? [[TakeThat Your parents didn't.]]
17->'''Marianne:''' You're going to hell.
18->'''Olive:''' [[InsultBackfire Just as long as you won't be there.]]
19->'''Marianne:''' I can assure you, ''I won't.''
20->'''Olive:''' Good.

Top