| 1 | ->'''Barney:''' ''(on phone)'' Well then go visit Cousin Cecil at his skydiving school and ask him! ...Oh, God, he did? Well I guess that can happen no matter how experienced you are, I'm so sorry. ''(hangs up)'' My cousin Cecil... got fired.\ |
| 2 | '''Robin:''' Oh, that's a relief.\ |
| 3 | '''Barney:''' He was so distraught he jumped off a bridge, he's dead. |
| 4 | -->-- ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', "[[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS9E01TheLocket The Locket]]" |
| 5 | |
| 6 | ->"Spot the person least likely to have committed the crime and in nine times out of ten your task is finished. Since I do not want my faithful readers to fling away this book in disgust, I prefer to warn them beforehand ''that this is not that kind of book''." |
| 7 | -->-- '''Creator/AgathaChristie''' |
| 8 | |
| 9 | ->'''Eleanor:''' You never really talk about your mom.\ |
| 10 | '''Jason:''' Yeah, she died when I was pretty young. I lost her to the big "C". That's what we called the crocodile that lived by my house. ''({{beat}})'' Ah, I'm just playing, it was cancer! Watch me do a handstand! |
| 11 | -->-- ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', "The Funerals to End All Funerals" |
| 12 | |
| 13 | ->''"I remixed a remix; it was back to normal."'' |
| 14 | -->-- '''Creator/MitchHedberg''' |
| 15 | |
| 16 | ->'''Quinn''': Sparks, how are you paying for all this?\ |
| 17 | '''Sparks''': Selling pot... holders... [[EscalatingPunchline Made of hemp]]. |
| 18 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Sealab 2021}}'', "Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch" |
| 19 | |
| 20 | ->TalkingIsAFreeAction Only Because The Speakers Are Still Keeping An Eye On Their Adversary. |
| 21 | -->-- '''[[Tropers/{{Luigifan}} Author Luigifan]]''' explaining why Lily and Legault are able to have an extended conversation in the middle of a fight with a woman who wants them DeaderThanDead without [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome getting]] [[CombatPragmatist sneak]]-[[TalkToTheFist attacked]] during [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/353961403/3426992911 the "Library work"]] roleplay of ''Webcomic/WhiteDarkLife'' |
| 22 | |
| 23 | ->''"Oh, son of a b-b-bi-- Son of a b-b-bit-- Son of a b-b-b-- '''Gun!''' ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall points at the viewer]])'' Ha-ha-ha! You thought I was going to say 'S-s-son of a bitch', didn't ya?"'' |
| 24 | -->-- '''WesternAnimation/PorkyPig''', 1938 WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Blooper Reel |
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