| 1 | ->'''Grif:''' Simmons, I've been thinking...\ |
| 2 | '''Simmons:''' I don't care, take out the fucking trash.\ |
| 3 | '''Grif:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do we carry our guns?]]\ |
| 4 | '''Simmons:''' What?\ |
| 5 | '''Grif:''' Our guns. Why do we carry 'em?\ |
| 6 | '''Simmons:''' Because we're [[ArmedFarces soldiers.]]\ |
| 7 | '''Grif:''' Yeah, but [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything we're not really fighting anybody, are we?]]\ |
| 8 | '''Simmons:''' Well, yeah, but you never know when we ''could'' be attacked.\ |
| 9 | '''Grif:''' Attacked by who, [[FriendlyEnemy the Blues?]]\ |
| 10 | '''Simmons:''' Uh...\ |
| 11 | '''Grif:''' We haven't fought a single goddamn enemy since arriving in this canyon. And yet here we are, walking around in full body armor with a rifle in our hands, like the fucking galaxy's about to attack us any second.\ |
| 12 | '''Simmons:''' What's your point?\ |
| 13 | '''Grif:''' My ''point'' is, why don't we ever just walk around without our guns?\ |
| 14 | (''long silence'')\ |
| 15 | '''Grif:''' Dude.\ |
| 16 | '''Simmons:''' What?\ |
| 17 | '''Grif:''' Drop your gun.\ |
| 18 | '''Simmons:''' No.\ |
| 19 | '''Grif:''' Why not?\ |
| 20 | '''Simmons:''' (''nervous'') I don't want to.\ |
| 21 | '''Grif:''' You don't ''want'' to? Or you ''can't?''\ |
| 22 | '''Simmons:''' (''flustered'') Um, I'm, I'm going back inside.\ |
| 23 | '''Grif:''' And thus Dexter Grif single-handedly avoids trash duty for the second day in a row. ''Hoo-rah.'' |
| 24 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' |
| 25 |
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