Line #25 Quotes/DatingCatwoman


1	!!Catwoman and Batman Examples
2	The TropeNamers themselves provide many.
3	[[folder:Quotes]]
4	->'''Terry:''' This kind of thing ever happen to you?\
5	'''Bruce:''' [[LetMeTellYouAStory Let me tell you about a woman named Selina Kyle...]]
6	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''
7
8	->''[I]t is the world's most fabulous game of cat and blind mouse. I wonder who is really chasing who. I'm the world's greatest thief, but I'll never know if I have truly stolen his heart.''
9	-->-- '''Catwoman''', ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''
10
11	->'''Catwoman''': “Hey, stud. I thought we had something!”
12	->'''Batman''': “We do.”
13	-->-- ''Film/BatmanReturns'', in the middle of a fight
14
15	->''“Oh my God. Does this mean we have to fight each other?”''
16	-->-- '''Selina Kyle''', ''Film/BatmanReturns'', after Selina and Bruce Wayne, while dancing, learn each other’s SecretIdentity
17
18	->''“Bruce, I would love to [[HappilyEverAfter live with you in your castle forever just like in the fairy tales]].” ''[Bruce reaches out to touch Selina, but she scratches him across the face.]'' “I just couldn’t live with myself. [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope So don’t pretend that this is a happy ending]].''
19	-->-- '''Selina Kyle''', ''Film/BatmanReturns''
20
21	->'''Catwoman''': Let’s throw caution to the wind. After all, we are two adult human beings. And we’re both interested in the same thing: happiness. I can give you more happiness than anyone in the world.
22	->'''Batman''': How do you propose to do that?
23	->'''Catwoman''': By being your partner in life. I mean, it’s you and me against the world.
24	->'''Batman''': What about Robin?
25	->'''Catwoman''': [[MurderIsTheBestSolution Well, I’ll have him killed]]—[[MercyKill painlessly]]. Well, he is a bit of a bore with his [[CharacterCatchphrase “Holy this!” and “Holy that!”]]
26	->'''Batman''': That does it, Catwoman! I thought you had a modicum of decency, but I erred in my judgment.
27	-->-- ''Series/Batman1966''
28
29	->'''Catwoman''': Batman, when I get out of jail, will you take me on a date?
30	->'''Batman''': We’ll have plenty of time to think about that. Several years, I’m afraid.
31	->'''Catwoman''': If I were to kiss you, would you think that I was a bad girl?
32	->'''Batman''': No. No, of course not, Catwoman. Kissing is one of the most natural things in the world. [[ChasteHero Some people kiss almost every day, I’m told]].
33	->'''Catwoman''': Well… ''[[[AlmostKiss They move closer together with lips puckered out]]]''
34	->'''[[MomentKiller Robin]]''' ''(offscreen)'': C’mon, Batman, the police are here!
35	->'''Catwoman''': [[MaliciousMisnaming Boy Blunder!]]
36	->'''Batman''': Catwoman, may I take a rain check on that kiss?
37	->'''Catwoman''': Certainly, Batman. Any time. ''[They walk arm-and-arm passed Robin]''
38	->'''Robin''': [[GirlsHaveCooties Holy mush!]]
39	-->-- ''Series/Batman1966''
40
41	->''[Batman and Robin catch Catwoman unmasked, and recognize her as Bruce Wayne's love interest.]''\
42	'''Robin:''' Holy heartbreak! Miss Kitka!\
43	''[Sad music plays as Batman [[HeroicBSOD stares heartbroken into the distance]].]''\
44	'''Robin:''' Batman, I...\
45	'''Batman:''' Say no more, Robin. It could be... compromising.\
46	'''Robin:''' Of course.\
47	'''Batman:''' It's just... one of those things, in the life of every crime fighter. It means nothing. Snap on the Batcuffs.
48	-->-- ''Film/BatmanTheMovie''
49
50	-> ''[Whilst Green Arrow and Batman are currently tied to a "Cat Themed" DeathTrap, this exchange occurs]''\
51	'''Batman''': You've let larceny taint your loveliness, Catwoman.\
52	'''Catwoman''': My pet cats will soon silence that insolent tongue of... ''Did you say lovely?''\
53	'''[[OnlySaneMan Green Arrow]]''': Less talk, more utility belts, huh? Are you even listening to me?\
54	''[Both continue ignoring Green Arrow]''\
55	'''Batman''': Lovely, yes, but evil too. Give up this life of crime Catwoman. Allow me to help...''[[SexualEuphemism rehabilitate you]]''.\
56	'''Green Arrow''': ...wait, are you two flirting?\
57	'''Catwoman''': Aww. Always trying to declaw me Batman. Which is why I must clip your wings. Permanently.\
58	'''Batman''': Not if I collar you first.\
59	'''Green Arrow''': You are! You're flirting! '''[[BuffySpeak Flirterers!]]'''\
60	''[After they break free and Catwoman escapes]''\
61	'''Green Arrow''': Ugh. You have ''so'' got the hots for her.\
62	'''Batman''': [[BlatantLies Nonsense]]. My only interest in her is rehabilitation.
63	-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]''
64
65	-> ''[Batman and Catwoman are caught in the middle of a suggestive altercation]'' \
66	'''Black Canary''': ''Ahem'' Are we interrupting something? 'Cos it sure looks like we're interrupting something.\
67	'''Batman''': Huntress. Black Canary. I was just... we were just...''[[DoubleEntendre I can handle Catwoman on my own]].''\
68	'''Huntress''': So we see, Romeo.
69	-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman: The Brave And The Bold]]''
70
71	->'''Mook 1''': Why does Batman goes after us and not Catwoman ? I mean, she's a thief like us, no ?
72	->'''Mook 2''': She's prettier than you.
73	->'''Mook 3''': No, [[AntiHero I heard she goes both ways.]]
74	->'''Mook 2''': I bet she does.
75	->'''Mook 3''': Not like ''that''!
76	-->-- ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity''
77
78	->''"No offense--I mean, you're my '''hero''' and all--but '''relationship advice?''' From '''you?!''' 'Oh, Catwoman... Let me '''kiss''' you! I mean '''arrest''' you! I mean '''kiss''' you! I mean '''arrest''' you!'"''
79	-->-- '''Bat-Mite''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'' comic book
80
81	->''"You like strong women. [[StalkerWithACrush I’ve done my homework]]. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?"''
82	-->-- '''Chase Meridian''', ''Film/BatmanForever''
83
84	->'''Catwoman''': It’s too bad we couldn’t get to be better friends, Mr. Wayne. A good parole officer should be also be a friend.
85	->'''Bruce''': I’d like to be your friend.
86	->'''Catwoman''': There’s no room for another man in my life, Mr. Wayne. You’re nice, [[LovesMyAlterEgo but my heart belongs to Batman]]. Bye.
87	-->-- ''Series/Batman1966'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWkbJ__U19U&t=5s Julie Newmar’s final scene as Catwoman]]
88
89	->''"My real prey is, and shall ''always'' be, Batman."''
90	-->--'''Catwoman''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''
91
92	->''With nine lives, it had to happen sooner or later... I got everything I ever wanted--including a handsome prince and a bad-ass reputation as the woman who beat Brainiac. And I must say... [[DeconstructedTrope I was bored to death. Bruce and I worked better when we were forbidden. When the masks were on and the claws were out.]] That honeymoon was over, so I did the best thing for both of us. I'm not sad. I didn't become Catwoman to bag Bruce Wayne. I don't ever want to rely anyone but myself. I'll go where I want to go, take what I want to take. And never, ''ever'' look back.''
93	-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2'', '''Catwoman''' Arcade Ladder ending
94	[[/folder]]
95
96	----
97	!!Other Examples
98
99	->'''Shadowheart:''' What's your game, exactly? A Selûnite bearing gifts sounds like a trick if I ever heard one.
100	->'''Tav:''' Just accept the gift and kiss me like you hate me.
101	->'''Shadowheart:''' ''([[SlapSlapKiss As "Shadowheart Approves" appears in the corner]])'' Easily done!... [-How am I ever going to explain this in my prayers?-]
102	->''(She leans up and gives you a smooch, [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments then she pulls away with a smirk that looks like she's thinking "I'm in so much trouble with Shar for this, but it's]] WorthIt!")''
103	-->-- ''VideoGame/BaldursGateIII''
104
105	->'''Grandpa''': Well done, young dragon, but word to the wise, it is not good idea to flirt with mortal enemies. Trust Grandpa. He's been there.\
106	'''Jake''': Even a mortal enemy that fine? C'mon, gramps.
107	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong''
108
109	->'''Red Arrow:''' (''to Aqualad'') Take Sportsmaster. Cheshire's ''mine''!\
110	'''Cheshire:''' Mmm, so territorial and only our third date.
111	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice2010''
112
113	-> '''Cheshire:''' Why, Arrow! If you wanted another date, you only had to ask.\
114	'''Artemis:''' You two are dating?!\
115	'''Red Arrow:''' What? No!\
116	'''Cheshire:''' Ugh. Why deny the attraction?
117	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice2010''
118
119	->''"I was an Avenger once. And the day they made it official--everyone could tell I was freaking out. Like, I was in way over my head. So, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica, he takes me aside. He puts his hand on my shoulder, looks me straight in the eye, and says: 'Scott, I'm sure right about now you're doubting yourself. Don't. This is a great responsibility of course, but there's just one rule, above all the others, that you need to keep in mind--one rule that can never be broken, no matter what--and no matter how many times [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]] may tell you otherwise--if you want to be an Avenger you do '''not''' sleep with the super villains.' I'm so sorry, Captain America."''
120	-->-- '''ComicBook/AntMan'''
121
122	->'''Martine:''' ''(on other end)'' Who is this?! Who has Gunter's phone!?\
123	'''Gunter:''' ''(chidingly)'' Gunter does. ''I'' am a very good boyfriend. [[TisOnlyABulletInTheBrain Even if you shoot me]], ''I'' still call!
124	-->--''Series/BulletInTheFace''
125
126	->(to his sheriff girlfriend)'' You're a cop, and I'm a criminal. I'm never gonna tell you about my business and you sure as shit aren't gonna tell me yours. So no, we won't be taking strolls down main street hand in hand picking out furniture, and whatever shite normal couples do. I like you, the sex is great, and when you're not tearing apart every moment that we're together, you're actually a lot of fun. ''[[SlapSlapKiss (They push each other, slap each other and then have sex.)]]
127	-->--'''Chibs''', ''Series/SonsOfAnarchy''
128
129	->'''Shasta''': I'm his wife!\
130	'''Alcatraz''': You're his enemy.
131	-->--''Literature/AlcatrazSeries'', about Shasta and Attica'
132
133	->'''Laurie (Silk Spectre II)''': What’s this? ''[Takes out a framed, signed picture of a woman]''\
134	'''Dan (Nite Owl II)''': That? Oh that isn’t anybody. It’s just this [[MissKitty vice queen]] I put away back in ’68. Called herself Dusk Woman or something.\
135	'''Laurie''': The Twilight Lady. She sent you her picture?\
136	'''Dan''': Yeah, well, I guess she had sort of a fixation. She was a very sick woman. I keep meaning to throw that picture away, but you how it is …\
137	'''Laurie''': Mmm.
138	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''
139
140	->''When I decreed that you should "totally smash" the followers of Loki, this wasn't what I meant.''
141	-->--'''Thor''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
142
143	->'''Shannon:''''My arch-enemy's heart,\
144	Is crying, to the moon\
145	I should fight, and destroy him\
146	But I can't help but swoon''\
147	'''Rad:''' I'm a good guy, you're a bad one\
148	I know that's your role,\
149	But to my surprise I've seen you've been programed\
150	with a soul\
151	'''Shannon:''' And though my circuits tell me to smash\
152	your head in with a mace\
153	All I can think about is kissing your face!\
154	'''Both:''' We're StarCrossedLovers,\
155	And we should, be apart\
156	But no more punches from us,\
157	Only tender love and heart
158	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/OKKOLetsBeHeroes'', "Rad Likes Robots"
159
160	->"It seems you’re hoping I’ll fall madly in love with you,” Hawkmoth said one night in bed, after they’d thoroughly exhausted one another. His arm was around her, and he sounded amused at the idea. “That I’ll give all this up for you."\
161	Nathalie snorted. "As though you’re not hoping I fall madly in love with you and, what, become your faithful right hand in your quest for world domination?"\
162	"The thought does appeal," Hawkmoth murmured. "I wonder which of us will prevail?"
163	-->-- The fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9228962?view_full_work=true A Wolf by the Ear]]'' (spoilers for [[WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug canon]])
164
165	->''"I was so busy looking for treasure, I ignored the one staring me in the face. And stabbing me in the back."''
166	-->-- '''Scrooge''' about '''Goldie''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "The Golden Lagoon of White Agony Plains!"
167
168	->'''Akira:''' I know what you're worried about. And no, I'm not related [to Masayoshi Shido and Akechi]. We checked it. We double checked it. He wasn't even on the same continent during the time I should have been conceived.\
169	'''Ann:''' Yeah, that was a big relief.\
170	'''Akechi:''' Yes, [[FreudianSlip that would have been bad.]]\
171	''({{Beat}})''\
172	'''Makoto:''' Why exactly are you worried about it, Akechi? Is it because you thought you killed him?\
173	'''Akechi:''' ''(blushing as Akira cringes)'' Ah... well... not really.\
174	'''Makoto:''' ''(coldly)'' [[SayMyName Akira Kurusu.]]\
175	'''Akira:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Look, he was always very pleasant. And you know, TV personalities, they can be very charming.]]\
176	'''Makoto:''' He was trying to get us killed.\
177	'''Akira:''' Keep your friends close and your enemies closer?
178	-->--''Fanfic/DearOldDad''
179
180	->'''Rex''': So...\
181	'''Annie''': Do you have a girlfriend?\
182	'''Rex''': Well, it's...complicated. She's in league with an evil dictator who wants me dead.\
183	'''Annie''': Yeah, my dad is weird about me dating too.
184	-->--''WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex''
185
186	->''yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore''
187	-->--'''[[https://ghostcop.tumblr.com/post/66328832064/yeah-a-boyfriend-sounds-nice-but-a-supreme-enemy ghostcop]]''' on Website/{{Tumblr}}
188
189	->''"You know, that bazooka really brings out the color of your eyes. Very fetching."''
190	-->-- '''[[GentlemanThief Sly Cooper]]''' to '''[[SympatheticInspectorAntagonist Carmelita Fox]]''', ''VideoGame/SlyCooperAndTheThieviusRaccoonus''
191
192	->''"Why do the cute ones always go bad?"''
193	-->-- '''Carmelita Fox's''' thoughts on '''Sly Cooper''', ''[[VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves The Adventures of Sly Cooper]]'' issue #1
194
195	->'''Merry:''' Dear Goda. She double-crossed us and stole from us, and you're still smitten.\
196	'''[[spoiler: Kaku]]:''' I am not. Shut up. I'm just not used to people beating me at my own game.\
197	'''Merry:''' Sure. Suuure. So who's going to tell Iceburg that his secretary was a spy again? Not it!
198	-->-- ''Fanfic/CobysChoice''
199
200	->''"Fake dating is FINE but fake hating is BETTER. “You’re the bane of my existence” in public but “You’re the reason I exist” in private. Snarky jabs as flirty foreplay. Secret kisses in dark corners. “We came out of the same room flushed and undone because we were ARGUING.”"''
201	-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/galacticidiots/status/1762714651039600667 galacticidiots]]''' on Platform/{{Twitter\|X}}

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