1 | ->'''Black Mage:''' Telling the truth isn't a speech impediment!\ |
2 | '''Red Mage:''' But it kind of ''is'' with us. |
3 | -->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' |
4 | |
5 | ->Truthful, adj: dumb and illiterate |
6 | -->-- '''Ambrose Bierce''', ''Literature/TheDevilsDictionary'' |
7 | |
8 | ->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. I stole a time machine and ran away and I've been ''flouting'' the principal law of my own people ever since. That wasn't quite what I meant to say!\ |
9 | '''Clara:''' I'm an English teacher from planet Earth, and I've run off with a man from space because I really fancy-- ''[claps hand over mouth]''\ |
10 | '''Marta:''' I think, perhaps, you should stop talking till you get used to it.\ |
11 | '''The Doctor:''' Used to what?\ |
12 | '''Marta:''' What did you say your name was?\ |
13 | '''Clara:''' Bubbly personality masking bossy control freak.\ |
14 | '''The Doctor:''' I'm wearing a wig! No, ah, I see. Yes, of course. It's a truth field. Oh, that is so quaint. I haven't seen a truth field in years. I'm wearing a wig. |
15 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor The Time of the Doctor]]" |
16 | |
17 | |
18 | ->'''Minxmax:''' Ouch. You killed my head, big... big uh.. [[AmazingTechnicolorPopulation Big Yellow]].\ |
19 | '''Big Ears:''' Sorry about that.\ |
20 | '''Minmax:''' Oh, don't "sorry" me. You [[FantasticRacism enjoyed hurting me, monster]].\ |
21 | '''Big Ears:''' What? [[ThePaladin I'm a paladin]]. [[KnightInShiningArmor Paladins don't enjoy hurting anyone]].\ |
22 | '''Minmax:''' Whatever, Liar.\ |
23 | '''Big Ears:''' '''HEY!''' Paladins don't lie! '''Ever!''' y'know what happens when a paladin lies? They [[DePower lose]] [[BroughtDownToNormal all of their paladin levels!]][[note]]Big Ears [[SubvertedTrope was lying]] on both [[NotSoAboveItAll counts]][[/note]] |
24 | -->-- ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'' |
25 | |
26 | ->"Say that the tea is cold. Just try. Maybe you can lie if you push yourself."\ |
27 | "The tea is ... ," Kaye said, and stopped. Her mouth was still open, but it was as though her tongue were frozen.\ |
28 | "What's stopping you?" Corny asked.\ |
29 | "I don't know. I feel panicked and my mind starts racing, looking for a safe way to say it. I feel like I'm suffocating. My jaw just locks. I can't make any sound come out." |
30 | -->-- ''Literature/ModernFaerieTales'', ''Ironside'' |
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