Line #14 Quotes/BuzzFeedUnsolved


1	->''"But for now, this case remains... Unsolved."''
2	-->--'''Ryan''', as per the show's SigningOffCatchPhrase.
3
4	->'''Ryan:''' This week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we investigate this location as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?
5	->[[[NoJustNoReaction Shane shakes his head no]]]
6	-->-- Supernatural Series SignatureLine
7
8	->''"Hey ghouls! The boys are here!"''
9	-->--'''Shane''', The Haunted Halls of Waverly Hospital
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11	->''"[[ItMakesSenseInContext "That’s a guy I wanna share a cold one with." Is what Bigfoot would say. About me.]]"''
12	-->--'''Ryan''', Bigfoot: The Convincing Evidence
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14	->''"I'm bad at feeling. I wanna be swept up in this. I really wanna believe in something outside the norm of, you know, physics."'''
15	-->--'''Shane''', The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans Hotel
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17	->''"I've lived my life by one adage, and that's ''don't fuck with demons!"
18	-->--'''Ryan''', 3 Horrifying Cases of Ghosts and Demons
19
20	->'''Ryan:''' You can feel the history coming from the walls in here.\
21	'''Shane:''' Yeah, isn't that wonderful?\
22	'''Ryan:''' Not when the history ''fights back''!
23	-->--The Spirits of the Whaley House
24
25	->''"Why do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we're at?"''
26	-->--'''Ryan''', to Shane, The Ghosts and Demons Of Bobby Mackey’s
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28	->''"[[MemeticMutation Hey there demons. It's me, ya boi!]]"''
29	-->'''Shane''', The Ghosts and Demons Of Bobby Mackey’s
30
31	->'''Ryan:''' Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?\
32	'''Shane:''' Uhm, never seen one.\
33	'''Ryan:''' Okay, I mean, there's a lot of things that you can't see that are real.\
34	'''Shane:''' What can't I see?\
35	'''Ryan:''' You can't see gravity. That's real.\
36	'''Shane:''' Yeah, I can drop an apple.\
37	'''Ryan:''' Fuck.
38	-->--The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans Hotel
39
40	->'''Ryan:''' Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you...\
41	'''Shane:''' Shadows do tend to follow you though. That's sort of how they work.
42	-->--The Haunted Quarters of the Dauphine Orleans Hotel
43
44	->'''Shane:''' Are you scared right now?\
45	'''Ryan:''' Yeah, are you not fucking scared right now?\
46	'''Shane:''' [irritated] Are you just afraid of anything that's old?
47	-->--The Haunted Decks of the Queen Mary
48
49	->''"Don't try it, demon!"''
50	-->--'''Ryan''', while whipping out [[HolyBurnsEvil a holy-water water pistol]], The Demonic Goatman's Bridge
51
52	->'''Ryan:''' Here is evidence that Shane Madej, in cold blood, killed this woman dressed as a furry.
53	-->-- The Grisly Murders of Jack The Ripper
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55	->'''Ryan:''' Ideally we get down there and Shane's just dead. And then we can end the investigation, and I can go home. Obviously very sad, thoughts and prayers, but... I don't have to go down there, then. So... weighs options between his hands Lose best friend, don't have to go in the tunnel. I think it comes out to be a wash, to be honest, so...

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