Line #125 Quotes/AtLeastIAdmitIt


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5	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
6	->''"World Nobles... Slaves... Human shops... Against the "purity" of these "upper classes", the villains of the world look positively humane in comparison. It's because the world's in the hands of scum like them that it's all screwed to hell... I mean, we're not the nicest of guys, but at least we're honest about it."''
7	-->-- '''Eustass "Captain" Kid''', ''Manga/OnePiece''
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10	[[folder:Comic Books]]
11	->'''Betty Ross:''' From what I hear, the primary team need every pair of hands they can get up there right now.\
12	'''Bruce Banner:''' I kind of hoped they might draw the line at [[DomesticAbuse wifebeaters]], Betty.\
13	'''Betty:''' Says mister "Hulk-Smash" in there.\
14	'''Bruce:''' Yeah, well, at least I'm working eighteen hours a day trying to do something about it here.
15	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates2002''
16
17	->'''Venture-Captain Sheila Heidmarch:''' ...I'd be intrigued to see how you'd handle a mission for the Pathfinder Society--but I don't employ ''thieves''. ''(gestures at Merisiel)''\
18	'''Merisiel:''' Excuse me?\
19	'''Heidmarch:''' Your reputation precedes you, elf. You ''stole'' the Mask of Eschori from our agents after two of them ''died'' retrieving it!\
20	'''Merisiel:''' What, that bat-faced thing? That was ''years'' ago!\
21	'''Heidmarch:''' You're a thief. A common ''thug''.\
22	'''Merisiel:''' And you're ''not?'' The way I recall it, your Pathfinders ''robbed'' that tomb. I took the mask from them and sold it to someone else. You want to split hairs? I'll lend you a knife.
23	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Pathfinder\|DynamiteComics}}: Origins'' #4
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26	[[folder:Fan Works]]
27
28	->''"No matter what their reasons or excuses were they still commited the same crime as I did. And let's not forget [[spoiler:Nagai, who originally planned to sacrifice Ishikawa to protect his own skin]]. Unlike them, I'm not about to justify my actions or excuse them. I'm a murderer, and I murdered so I could get away from all of you. That's all there is to my crime."''
29	-->-- [[spoiler:'''Arata Miyazaki''']], discussing the previous killers, ''Fanfic/DespairsLastResort''
30
31	->''"There's nothing good come from being nice to others. People are just as despicable as I am. Sometimes, they're even worse than me. They would take any opportunity to use or betray someone. The only difference being that I -at least- admit I am a piece of shit."''
32	-->--'''King Dedede''', ''WebAnimation/KirbyGuardian Comic 8: [[https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kimiomega/kirby-guradian-comic-8-walking-alone Walking Alone]]''
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34	-> ''"''Justify?'' I'm not trying to 'justify' anything. There's a difference between justifying and accepting. Justifying is being in denial. It's making excuses to convince people that what you did was okay or even the right thing to do. I know what I did was wrong. I know that it was horrible and despicable. I'm not trying to convince myself or anyone else that it was alright for me to do it. The difference is, I don't care whether or not it was 'the right thing to do'. [[ItsAllAboutMe Because I know it was the right thing for me]]. And in this world, I've learned that's the only way to survive."''
35	-->-- '''Lila Rossi''', ''Fanfic/KarmicBacklash''
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38
39	[[folder:Films]]
40	->''"God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! But you try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I used to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'"''
41	-->-- '''Janis''' to Cady, ''Film/MeanGirls''
42
43	->''"What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say: 'That's the bad guy.' So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy! There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!"''
44	-->-- '''Tony Montana''', to a restaurant full of high-class patrons, ''Film/Scarface1983''
45
46	->'''Tess:''' You're a thief and a liar.\
47	'''Danny:''' I only lied about being a thief. But I don't do that anymore.\
48	'''Tess:''' Steal?\
49	'''Danny:''' Lie.\
50	'''Tess:''' I'm with [[GentlemanThief someone]] now who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.\
51	'''Danny:''' No, he's very clear on both.
52	-->-- ''Film/OceansEleven''
53
54	->'''Sue Barlow:''' You're a disgrace, Marshall Poole! You always have been!\
55	'''Marshall Poole:''' I know it. That's just the way it is.
56	-->-- ''Film/OpenRange''
57
58	->''"You really do think you're different, don't you? At least I accept who I am. You just lie to yourself every day. You just let it eat away at you until your own family doesn't recognize you."''
59	-->-- Anders Muller to Matt Turner, ''Film/Retribution2023''
60
61	->'''John Kramer/Jigsaw:''' ''(after seeing Hoffman forcibly throw an unconscious [[Film/SawIII Timothy Young]] out of a wheelbarrow)'' That's a human being. Do you like how brutality feels, Mark?\
62	'''Mark Hoffman:''' Let's be honest. You want him to suffer just as much as I do.
63	-->-- ''Film/SawVI''
64
65	->'''Charlie Hayes:''' Billboards ain't gonna bring her back, Mildred.\
66	'''Mildred Hayes:''' Neither is fucking nineteen-year-olds, Charlies.\
67	'''Charlie:''' Yeah... But I ''know'' that.
68	-->-- ''Film/ThreeBillboardsOutsideEbbingMissouri''
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70	->'''Needy Lesnicky:''' You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.\
71	'''Jennifer Check:''' And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
72	-->-- ''Film/JennifersBody''
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75	[[folder:Literature]]
76	->''"A knight's a sword with a horse. The rest, the vows and the sacred oils and the lady's favors, they're silk ribbons tied round the sword. Maybe the sword's prettier with ribbons hanging off it, but it will kill you just as dead. Well, bugger your ribbons, and shove your swords up your arses. I'm the same as you. The only difference is, I don't lie about what I am. So kill me, but don't call me a murderer while you stand there telling each other that your shit don't stink. You hear me?"''
77	-->-- '''Sandor Clegane''' to the Brotherhood Without Banners, ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' book 3: ''Literature/AStormOfSwords''
78
79	->''He knew himself a villain—but he deem'd\
80	The rest no better than the thing he seem'd;\
81	And scorn'd the best as hypocrites who hid\
82	Those deeds the bolder spirit plainly did.''
83	-->-- '''Creator/LordByron''', ''Literature/TheCorsair''
84
85	->''"Look back through this essay, and for certain you will find that I have again and again committed the very faults I am protesting against."''
86	-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeOrwell''', "Politics and the English Language"
87
88	->'''Angron:''' Do we give choices to those we slaughter? A true choice? Or do we broadcast that they must throw their weapons into the fires of peace and bow down, faces pushed into the mud like beggars, thanking us for the culture we force upon them? We offer them compliance or we offer them death. How am I a traitor, wolfling? I fight as you fight, as loyal as you are. I do the tyrant's bidding.\
89	'''Leman Russ:''' We offer them freedom. You are mutilating your own sons and stealing their minds--now you preach of the Emperor's tyranny? Are you lost so far in your delusions?\
90	'''Angron:''' You are free, Leman Russ of Fenris, because your freedom matches the Emperor's will. For each time I wage war against worlds that threaten the Imperium's advance, there comes another time when I am told to conquer peaceful worlds that wish only to be left alone. I am told to destroy whole civilisations and call it liberation. I am told to demand millions of men and women from these new worlds, to make them take up arms in the Emperor’s hordes, and I am told to call this a tithe, or recruitment, because we are too scared of the truth. We refuse to call it slavery.\
91	'''Russ:''' Angron...\
92	'''Angron:''' Be silent! You have given your threats, dog. Now hear me. Listen to another hound barking, for once.\
93	'''Russ:''' Then speak.\
94	'''Angron:''' I am loyal, the same as you. I am told to bathe my Legion in the blood of innocents and sinners alike, and I do it, because it is all that's left for me in this life. I do these things, and I enjoy them, not because we are moral, or right--or loving souls seeking to enlighten a dark universe--but because all I feel are the Butcher's Nails hammered into my brain. I serve because of this "mutilation". Without it? Well, perhaps I might be a more moral man, like you claim to be. A virtuous man, eh? Perhaps I might ascend the steps of our father's palace and take the slaving bastard's head.\
95	'''Russ:''' You are lost. You gelded, black-hearted heretic.\
96	'''Angron:''' I am merely honest, brother. In all but this you are no different from me.
97	-->-- ''Literature/HorusHeresy #24: Betrayer''
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100	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
101	->'''Angel:''' [[EvilCannotComprehendGood People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do]].\
102	'''Marcus Hamilton:''' Yeah, but we ''[[ShutUpKirk won't care]]''.
103	-->-- ''Series/{{Angel}}''
104
105	->'''Lombard:''' [The recording] was pinpoint accurate about me.\
106	'''Blore:''' [You killed] 21 men?!\
107	'''Lombard:''' I always thought someone would blab. It's amazing how people get an attack of conscience when they're safely tucked away in their beds.\
108	'''Miss Brent:''' Terrible man. You terrible, terrible man! It's people like you -- ''men'' like you -- that put our missionaries in such danger!\
109	'''Lombard:''' ''[disgusted]'' Oh, your missionaries. [[{{Hypocrite}} With their religion and syphilis]]. I am not the only white killer in Africa, Miss Brent.\
110	'''General Armstrong:''' Lombard, you sir are a bloody butcher!\
111	'''Lombard:''' And I'm holding my hands up to it. So either I'm embellishing a story for shocking effect... or I'm the only one telling the truth in a room full of liars.
112	-->-- ''Series/AndThenThereWereNone2015''
113
114	->''"You guys are just as fucked-up as I am. You're just better at lying to yourselves. You're not healthy. You're not stable. You're living on the brink, just like me."''
115	-->-- '''Natalie''' to her former teammates after a failed heist, ''Series/{{Yellowjackets}}''
116
117	->''"People love what I have to say. They believe in it. They just don't like the word "Nazi", that's all."''
118	-->-- '''Stormfront''', ''Series/TheBoys2019''
119
120	->'''Kevin Ball''': You are a fucking asshole, Frank.
121	->'''Frank Gallagher''': That I am. Never denied it. But at least I'm an honest asshole.
122	-->-- ''Series/ShamelessUS'', "Season 6 Episode 12 - Familia Supra Gallegorious Omnia"
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124	->'''Dina''': Well at least people know where they stand with me, okay. I don't pretend to be somebody's friend and then secretly shut them out, it's called honesty.
125	->'''Amy''': Oh is it honest, Dina? Or is it just you treating people like garbage and calling it a virtue?
126	-->-- ''Series/{{Superstore}}'', "Season 5 Episode 16 - Employee App"
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129	[[folder:Music]]
130	->''"I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room. The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all. And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all"''
131	-->-- "The Real Slim Shady", '''{{Music/Eminem}}'''
132
133	->''"Well, it's hard to be anti-anything if you are immersed in it from birth. You can't really be anti-capitalist without being a hypocrite..."''
134	-->-- '''Matthías Haraldsson of Music/HatariBand''' on the group's anti-capitalist stance
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136	->''I'm a hypocrite but at least I fucking own it''
137	->''You never admit that you're anything but golden''
138	-->-- "H8 MY SELF", '''Music/EscapeTheFate'''
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141	[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
142	->''"Steph! I've done some pretty bad things in my life. I admit it. I'm an asshole, [[EvenEvilHasStandards but even I would not go this low]]."''
143	-->-- '''Wrestling/TripleH''' to Stephanie Mcmahon during an episode of Monday Night RAW
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146	[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
147	->''"He's what I call an honest liar. I'm not joking right now; he's an honest liar. That first debate—that first debate, I'd never seen anything like it. I've never seen a white male billionaire screaming at the top of his lungs, 'This whole system is rigged!' he said. And across the stage was a white woman, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama sitting over there looking at him like, 'No it's not.' I said, 'Now wait a minute, bro. It's what he said.' And the moderator said, 'Well, Mr. Trump, if, in fact, the system is rigged, as you suggest, what would be your evidence?' Remember what he said, bro? He said, 'I know the system is rigged, because I use it.' I said, 'God damn!' And then he pulled out an Illuminati membership card and chopped a line of cocaine up and did it right at the podium. No one had ever heard someone say something that true. And then Hillary Clinton tried to punch him in the taxes. She said, 'This man doesn't pay his taxes!' He shot right back, 'That makes me smart!' And then he said, 'If you want me to pay my taxes, then change the tax code. But I know you won't, because your friends and your donors enjoy the same tax breaks that I do.' And with that, my friends, a star was born. No one had every seen anything like that. No one had ever seen somebody come from inside of that house outside and tell all the commoners, 'We're doing everything that you think we are doing inside of that house!' Then he just went right back in the house and started playing the game again."''
148	-->-- '''Creator/DaveChappelle''' on a ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' [[https://youtu.be/_m-gO0HSCYk?si=hl28oNgSHo4zhZeS&t=509 monologue]]
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151	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
152	->''"[[OurVampiresAreDifferent You steal the blood of the living]] and you call us thieves. You hide from the eyes of men behind your precious {{Masquerade}} and you call us deceivers. If we are different from you, it is only because we have the will to accept, rather than deny, what we are."''
153	-->-- '''Chavi Oraczko, Ravnos Anathema''', ''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Victorian Age: Vampire]]''
154
155	->''"Let me introduce you to Unspoken Rule of the Ashwood Abbey #4,623: some bad eggs will always fuck it up for the rest of us. The difference between [[TokenEvilTeammate the Abbey]] and other [[CreatureHunterOrganization Compacts]] is, we don't try to pretend those bad eggs don't represent us."''
156	-->-- ''TabletopGame/HunterTheVigil'': ''Tooth and Nail''
157
158	->''You obey a specter of a fading illumination, and bend your knees to [[CorruptChurch men whose tables crawl with pestilence and whores]]. I know: I have joined their revels, procured their slatterns and laughed to watch their seed tossed on demons' tongues. Such a rich joke, to sate the lusts of priests with [[SuccubiAndIncubi succubae]], don't you agree? And richer still to see [[TortureTechnician one's tormentors]] bow to devil-slatted patriarchs, awaiting their instructions in the litany of god.\
159	I have seen the wormwood you adore. Seen it with my own eyes. Drunk it for my wine. And I scorn it -- and you -- with full hilarity. When I soon reach Hell, Satan and I will share a laugh together as he dips my soul in pitch and lights it all ablaze. When my laughter turns to screams, those peals shall mock you even then, like the ghosts of fading bells. I, at least, am honest in my sins. [[TheUnfettered They have made me a freer man]].''
160	-->-- ''[[TabletopGame/MageTheAscension Mage: The Sorcerer's Crusade]] -- Infernalism''
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162
163	[[folder:Video Games]]
164	->'''Swansea:''' How dare you judge me? Must I name the alarming list of your victims?\
165	'''Jonathan:''' ''[snarls]'' We are both deceivers, but at least I know I'm a monster.
166	-->-- ''VideoGame/Vampyr2018''
167
168	->'''[[AlwaysChaoticEvil Glabrezu]]:''' Every life you take, for good or for ill, taints your spirit and brings you one step closer to me... And what I have become.\
169	'''PlayerCharacter:''' There is a big difference between you and I.\
170	'''Glabrezu:''' Yes... I do not try to ''justify'' my actions by hiding behind a moral or ethical façade. "[[Creator/AleisterCrowley Do as thou Will, shall be the whole of the law]]". Such is my credo.
171	-->-- ''VideoGame/IcewindDale II''
172
173	->'''[[TheBeautifulElite Toreador]] PlayerCharacter:''' You are [[LooksLikeOrlok the most offensive and obscene thing I've ever seen]].\
174	'''Gary Golden:''' En garde, Toreador! [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You vainglorious, narcissistic poseur! How I loathe that determination of your kind to belie your true nature with Paris fashions and pomp]]. You are a dead thing -- a creature of the shadows. ''Start acting like one''.
175	-->-- ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''
176
177	->''"Darling, I'm evil. Let's not kid ourselves, but ''you.'' You're just something else entirely."''
178	-->-- '''Aurelia''' to Jack, ''VideoGame/BorderlandsThePreSequel''
179
180	->'''[[TheHero Connor]]:''' What is it the [[TheIlluminati Templars]] truly seek?\
181	'''[[ArchnemesisDad Haytham]]:''' [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans Order. Purpose. Direction]]. No more than that. It's your lot that means to confound with this nonsense talk of freedom. Time was, the Assassins professed a far more sensible goal, that of peace.\
182	'''Connor:''' [[ForHappiness Freedom IS peace]].\
183	'''Haytham:''' Oh, no. [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill It's an invitation to chaos]]. Only look at this [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution little revolution]] your friends have started. I have stood before the Continental Congress and listened to them stamp and shout. All in the name of liberty. But it is just noise.\
184	'''Connor:''' And this is why you favor [[DragonInChief Lee]]?\
185	'''Haytham:''' He understands the needs of this would-be nation far better than the [[DemocracyIsBad jobbernowls who profess to represent it]].\
186	'''Connor:''' It seems [[SillyRabbitCynicismIsForLosers your tongue has tasted sour grapes]]. The people have made their choice -- and it was [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington Washington]].\
187	'''Haytham:''' The people chose nothing. It was done by a group of privileged cowards seeking only to enrich themselves. They convened in private and made a decision that would benefit ''them''. Oh, they might have dressed it up with pretty words, but that does not make it true. The only difference, Connor -- the ''only'' difference between myself and those you aid -- is that I do not feign affection.
188	-->-- ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII''
189
190	->''"I make no pretense to justify my killing. Yet these [[VampireHunter vampire hunters]] would cloak their bloodlust [[KnightTemplar beneath a veil of righteousness]]. {{Hypocrite}}s! They would make themselves judge ''and'' jury. Very well, then. Let us see how they take to ''my'' role... as executioner."''
191	-->-- '''Kain''', ''VideoGame/BloodOmenLegacyOfKain''
192
193	->'''Kain:''' At the moment of my first cry, Ariel’s beloved-- the Guardian Nupraptor-- finds her corpse. Wracked with grief and tormented by suspicions of treachery, [[PutThemAllOutOfMyMisery Nupraptor plunges into a madness which overflows and infects all of the Guardians, who are symbiotically bound]]. ''[[HereditaryCurse Including me]].'' The repercussions of Ariel’s assassination were expertly calculated... The entire Circle descends into madness, and I am tainted at the moment of my birth-- instantly rendered incapable of fulfilling the role destiny has prepared for me.\
194	'''Raziel:''' Shall I show you the same mercy you showed the ''rest'' of the Circle, then? You blithely murdered ''them'' to restore their Pillars, [[BetrayalByInaction yet your hand faltered when it came to the final sacrifice]]. What makes you exempt, Kain? You’re merely the last man standing. Why condemn ''me'' for simply carrying out what you hadn’t the courage to do yourself?\
195	'''Kain:''' Let's drop the moral posturing, shall we!? We ''both'' know there's no altruism in this pursuit! [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Your reckless indignation led you here]]-- I ''counted'' on it. There's no shame in it, Raziel. Revenge is motivation enough. At least it's ''honest''. Hate me, but ''do it honestly''.
196	-->-- ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKainSoulReaver2''
197
198	->'''Harley:''' You heard Bats. ''[[ThouShaltNotKill No killin']]''.\
199	'''Wonder Woman:''' [[{{Hypocrite}} You lecture me?]] How much blood is on your ledger, Quinn?\
200	'''Harley:''' Oh, buckets full, honey. [[PsychoSupporter I was tryin' too hard to impress the wrong guy]]. ''[[NotSoDifferentRemark Kinda like you with Superman.]]''
201	-->-- ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
202
203	->'''[[UnscrupulousHero Sam Drake]]:''' ''[referring to Henry Avery's treasure]'' You don't deserve it.\
204	'''[[BigBad Rafe Adler]]:''' You do? Last I checked, we're all a bunch of thieves digging around where we shouldn't.
205	-->-- ''VideoGame/Uncharted4AThiefsEnd''
206
207	->'''Athena:''' There's nowhere you can hide, Spartan. Put as much distance between you and the truth as you want, it changes nothing. Pretend to be everything you are not... Teacher... Husband... ''Father.'' ...But there is one unavoidable truth you will never escape: You cannot change. ''You will always be a monster''.\
208	'''Kratos:''' I know. But I am ''your'' monster no longer.
209	-->-- ''VideoGame/GodOfWarPS4''
210
211	->'''Himeko:''' We can come back any time to let Herta conduct her research. She's absolutely fascinated now.
212	->'''Herta:''' Hm, works for me, keeps this subject fresh, too. And that way I won't need to keep worrying about this little twerp all the time. Perfect!
213	->'''[[PlayerCharacter Trailblazer]]:''' You really are the most self-centered person I've ever met.
214	->'''Herta:''' You should meet the others of the Genius Society. Some of them will trick you into thanking them after they milk you dry. At least I have my honesty going for me.
215	-->-- ''VideoGame/HonkaiStarRail''
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217
218	[[folder:Webcomics]]
219	->''"[[SarcasmMode If only]] I could be like ''you!'' But I can't ''be'' a pretty human pretending the ''greater good'' pressed my hand and ''made'' me a murderer! I can't make it all better by being saaaad afterwards! Bastion's ''allowed'' to kill because he cries a-bloo-hoo-hoo once the blood's dry!"''
220	-->-- '''Prakhuta''', ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}'', [[https://www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/comic/ch13/ch13_93.html Chapter 13 p.93]]
221	[[/folder]]
222
223	[[folder:Web Original]]
224	->''"You and I are more alike than you'd suspect, I think. We're both arrogant assholes, yeah? Difference is, I admit it, I don't dress it up and tell myself that I'm a bitch and that that's a good thing."''
225	-->-- '''Regent''' to Shadow Stalker, ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
226
227	->'''Regent:''' You're really one to talk, Cherie. You've done what I've done, many times over.\
228	'''Cherish:''' I'm not pretending anything. I am what I am, I don't put on a façade.\
229	'''Regent:''' That's a blatant lie. [[ShutUpHannibal If you showed your true nature to the world at large, your face would be too ugly to look at]].
230	-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}''
231
232	->'''Freeza:''' Word of advice. You want out of here? Play nice, work off your time, and convince them you're not a total piece of shit.\
233	'''Cell:''' Oh, really? If it's that easy, why the [[{{Hell}} here]] are ''you'' still here?!\
234	'''Freeza:''' You see, Perfect Cell, that's because -- ''[throttles Cell with his tail]'' I know who I [[SoundEffectBleep f**king]] am. [[CardCarryingVillain I'm a child-killing, people-enslaving galactic tyrant]], and I'd rather die a million more times before I ever pretend otherwise.
235	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{HFIL}}'', "Cell in a Hell"
236
237	->''"For so many years, I thought that there was something wrong with me; that I was the BlackSheep and I needed to change my personality. And after a lot of time and consideration, I realized who I was. I'm a piece of shit. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm the kind of person to stare directly into the eyes of a pregnant woman while I'm taking her seat on the subway. Someone who verbally assaults waiters, delivery guys, and the US postal service]]."''
238	-->-- ''Caroline Konstnar''
239
240	->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Marge Simpson]]:''' Personally, I don't understand it. [[PerverseSexualLust Worshipping and lusting after two-dimensional girls]]? [[DudeLooksLikeALady Guys being mistaken for girls]]? It's too much for younger viewers.\
241	'''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Noriaki Kakyoin]]:''' Well, we put a minimum age requirement for our show.\
242	'''Marge:''' Well... What if a parent lets their kid watch this?\
243	'''Dai:''' Hey, that's on them! This is marked for mature only.\
244	'''Marge:''' That won't fly for today's advertisers. As a content creator, [[ThinkOfTheChildren don't you have a responsibility as a moral watchdog for today's youth]]?\
245	'''Kakyoin:''' I interview lolis for a living. There's '''nothing''' moral about what I do.
246	-->-- ''WebAnimation/KakyoinWaifuConnoisseur''
247	[[/folder]]
248
249	[[folder:Western Animation]]
250	->''"All pumpkins are racists! The difference is that I admit it!"''
251	-->-- '''The Grand Pumpkin''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS20E4TreehouseOfHorrorXIX Treehouse of Horror XIX]]"
252
253	->''"Piece of shit. Stupid piece of shit. You're a real stupid piece of shit. But I know I'm a piece of shit. That at least makes me better than all the pieces of shit who don't know they're pieces of shit. Or is it worse?"''
254	-->-- '''[=BoJack=] Horseman''''s internal monologue, ''WesternAnimation/BoJackHorseman'', "[[Recap/BojackHorsemanS4E06StupidPieceOfShit Stupid Piece of Sh*t]]"
255
256	->'''Rick''': I didn't make Froopyland [[NotNowKiddo to get rid of you Beth]], I did it to protect the Neighborhood. Not in a noble sense, it was just more practical to sequester you before I had to start, you know: clone every less-than-polite little boy or gullible animal that might cross your socio path.\
257	'''Beth''': You would rather believe I'm evil, than admit that you were a bad father?\
258	'''Rick''': Oh dude, no. No "Bad Father" all the way to the max over here. I'm a Fuckin' nutcase. [[LikeParentLikeChild And the acorn plops straight down, baby.]]
259	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "[[Recap/RickAndMortyS3E9TheABCsOfBeth The ABCs of Beth]]"
260
261	->'''[[AlphaBitch Heather]]:''' Oh, like you're such a team player; all you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone!
262	->'''[[EvenEvilHasStandards Duncan]]:''' At least I’m straight with people!
263	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'', "Recap/TotalDramaThatsOffTheChain
264	[[/folder]]
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