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1->''(Moe is looking for love and goes to a singles bar.)''\
2'''Moe:''' So hi there. Don't scream!\
3'''Woman:''' Oh, hi! Wanna join me for a Bacardi and soda? ''(Holding up a drink representatively.)''\
4'''Moe:''' ''(Surprised)'' Yeah, that'd be great! ''(Sits down.)''\
5'''Woman:''' ''(Holding up another drink)'' Or maybe you'd prefer a cool, refreshing Bacardi Coloda!\
6'''Moe:''' Sure, whatever...\
7'''Woman:''' Because Bacardi makes the night come alive - with freshness!\
8'''Moe:''' Uh, do you work for Bacardi?\
9'''Woman:''' ''(Voice loses plastic insincerity)'' [[SarcasmMode No, I'm in love with you.]] ''(Slaps a "Drink Rum" sticker onto Moe's forehead.)''

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