1 | ->'''Rapatar:''' I don't know why you always talking shit on me! I got strong stripes, good dots. Y'know, I don't see that on Steve! But still, you treat him like an angel, compared to how you treat me.\ |
2 | '''Grandpa:''' [[ThrowItIn Who the fuck is Steve]]? His name is K'arl!\ |
3 | '''Rapatar:''' Him too. |
4 | -->-- Creator/The1491s, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upimfeQXRNs The Avatars]]" |
5 | |
6 | ->'''Goldsmith:''' Good day, Inspector Pike.\ |
7 | '''Inspector Trout:''' 'Trout", sir.\ |
8 | '''Goldsmith:''' Oh, yes. Yes, of course. |
9 | -->-- ''Film/TheAbominableDrPhibes'' |
10 | |
11 | ->'''Jade:''' Does "the IRIS" mean anything to you?\ |
12 | '''HH:''' ''[groggily]'' Listen here, Miss Thyrus...\ |
13 | '''Jade:''' ''[chuckles]'' It's Jade. ...And I haven't the foggiest how we're going to get out of here.\ |
14 | '''HH:''' Perhaps I can be of some assistance there...\ |
15 | '''Jade:''' So you ''are'' Double H!\ |
16 | '''HH:''' Double H? Triple Z? Look, whatever pleases you; don't ask me. All I know is that in another ten minutes, I was a ''goner.'' IOweYouMyLife. Hence: You can count on me, Miss Thyrus!\ |
17 | '''Jade:''' ''[giggling]'' ''Jade!'' My name is ''Jade!''\ |
18 | '''HH:''' AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS JADE THYRUS! |
19 | -->-- ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil'' |
20 | |
21 | ->''"Are you 'Tony Stank'?"'' |
22 | -->-- '''[[Creator/StanLee [=FedEx=] Driver]]''' to '''Tony Stark''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar'' |
23 | |
24 | ->'''The principal:''' We're really sorry about this incident, Cassie...\ |
25 | '''Carrie:''' IT'S ''CARRIE!'' ''[psychically knocks the ashtray off the table]'' |
26 | -->-- ''Literature/{{Carrie}}'' |
27 | |
28 | ->'''Sidney:''' Yes, that's fine with Mr. Muffin.\ |
29 | '''Bertram:''' "Muffett". |
30 | -->-- ''Film/CarryOnLoving'' |
31 | |
32 | ->''"It's not 'Pushover', it's 'Putzova'. Russian, you know."'' |
33 | -->-- '''Mrs. Putzova''', ''Film/CarryOnMatron'' DeletedScene |
34 | |
35 | ->'''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' ''[to Gonzalo Higuaín]'' Now if you excuse me, Karim, ''[takes the phone from Matthijs de Ligt and starts retreating back into the bathroom]'', I guess I'll see what Lionel Messi wants to talk to me about. ''[closes the bathroom door, De Ligt turns to Higuaín]''\ |
36 | '''Matthijs de Ligt:''' Karim?\ |
37 | '''Gonzalo Higuaín:''' I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm Karim Benzema. |
38 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions|2018}}'' |
39 | |
40 | ->'''Inosuke:''' Come on and fight me! I swear, I'm gonna find your weak point and bring you down!\ |
41 | '''Tanjiro:''' I have a name, you know! It's Tanjiro Kamado!\ |
42 | '''Inosuke:''' Alright, Gonpachiro Kamaboko, I'm gonna bring you down! |
43 | -->-- ''Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba'' |
44 | |
45 | ->'''Mickey:''' I bet you don't even remember my name!\ |
46 | '''Ninth Doctor:''' Ricky.\ |
47 | '''Mickey:''' It's Mickey!\ |
48 | '''Ninth Doctor:''' No, it's Ricky.\ |
49 | '''Mickey:''' I think I know my own name!\ |
50 | '''Ninth Doctor:''' You ''think'' you know your own name? How stupid are you? |
51 | -->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon Aliens of London]]" |
52 | |
53 | ->'''Kaecilius:''' Mister...\ |
54 | '''Strange:''' ''Doctor''.\ |
55 | '''Kaecilius:''' Mister Doctor?\ |
56 | '''Strange:''' It's... Strange.\ |
57 | '''Kaecilius:''' Maybe. Who am I to judge? |
58 | -->-- ''Film/DoctorStrange2016'' |
59 | |
60 | ->'''[[Anime/SmilePrecure Akaoni]]:''' Shh-shh-shh, it's gonna be okay. You've got that Maki girl exactly where you want her.\ |
61 | '''Joker:''' Her name is [[Anime/FutariWaPrettyCureSplashStar Saki]], you fool, she's not a sushi roll. |
62 | -->-- ''Fanfic/DontCryForMeIveAlreadyWilted'' |
63 | |
64 | -> '''Krillin:''' Little Green, no!\ |
65 | '''Gohan:''' Actually Krillin, his name was Dende.\ |
66 | '''Krillin:''' Huh, that's funny. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He never spoke about it]]. |
67 | -->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''', after Freeza kills Dende |
68 | |
69 | ->'''Tommy:''' Wilby, I'm–\ |
70 | '''Wilbur:''' Did you just call me Wilby?! Did you just fucking call me ''Wilby?!''\ |
71 | '''Tommy:''' I DID NOT CALL YOU WILBY!\ |
72 | '''Wilbur:''' ''(laughing)'' You just called me fucking Wilby...\ |
73 | '''Tommy:''' HEY, DICKHEAD! OI, DICKHEAD, I DIDN'T CALL YOU WILBY!\ |
74 | '''Wilbur:''' You're embarrassed because you called me Wilby! [[CutenessOverload Awwwwww, Tommyyyyy]]! You can call me Wilby, Tommy, no need to be embarrassed!\ |
75 | '''Tommy:''' I don't want to call you Wilby. |
76 | -->-- ''WebVideo/DreamSMP'' |
77 | |
78 | ->'''Timmy:''' Don't worry, Mom and Dad. Even if you ''did'' [[ForgottenBirthday forget my birthday]], it's OK.\ |
79 | '''Dad:''' What?! Forgot your birthday?\ |
80 | '''Mom:''' We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy! |
81 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents'' |
82 | |
83 | ->'''Gintoki:''' Well, in that case, let's compare which one tastes better: Uji Gintoki Bowl or your Dog Food Special. Right, old man?\ |
84 | '''Assassin/Right, old man:''' Huh? What do you mean 'Right, old man'??\ |
85 | '''Hijikata:''' Bring it on! Right, old man?\ |
86 | '''Assassin/Right, old man:''' W-wait! This isn't right! What, am I going to have to eat these!?\ |
87 | '''Gintoki:''' The most objective judgment comes from a complete stranger. That's how it goes, right, old man?\ |
88 | '''Hijikata:''' We're counting on you. Right, old man?\ |
89 | '''Assassin/Right, old man:''' What is 'Right, old man'!? You make it sound like my name– ''(is forcefed with Uji Gintoki Bowl and Hijikata Special[[note]]The aforementioned Dog Food Special[[/note]])''\ |
90 | '''Gintoki:''' How's that, right, old man? Mine's better, right? ... Huh? Right, old man?\ |
91 | '''Hijikata:''' [[SkywardScream RIGHT, OLD MAAAAANNN!!!!]] |
92 | -->-- ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'' |
93 | |
94 | ->''"Thanks, Bossa Nova! Er, Bag O' Matzo. Copacabana?"\ |
95 | "It's ''[[TheUnpronounceable BAKUNETSUMARU]]!''" |
96 | -->-- ''[[SuperDeformed SD]] Franchise/{{Gundam}}'' |
97 | |
98 | ->''"It's her-MY-oh-nee!"'' |
99 | -->-- '''Hermione Granger''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'' |
100 | |
101 | ->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.\ |
102 | '''Strong Sad:''' I told you, I don't wanna be called that anymore. [[NoodleIncident I made a mistake]]!\ |
103 | '''Strong Bad:''' Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen. |
104 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' |
105 | |
106 | ->''"[[BerserkButton VEGER! It's VEGER, you idiot!]]"'' |
107 | -->-- '''Count Veger''', ''VideoGame/Jak3Wastelander'' |
108 | |
109 | ->'''Bubbles Blastoff:''' How are you, Mrs. Johnson?\ |
110 | '''Jane Jetson:''' It's ''Jetson''! |
111 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheJetsons'', "To Tell the Truth" |
112 | |
113 | ->'''Mr. D (Dionysus):''' Someone find professor hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip clop over here!\ |
114 | '''Percy:''' It's ''Percy Jackson''.\ |
115 | '''Mr. D:''' WHATEVER! |
116 | -->-- ''[[Theatre/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical]]'' |
117 | |
118 | ->'''Laura:''' Karina needs to be with her family. I'm filing for custody.\ |
119 | '''Joe:''' Son nom est Katrina, et tu ne peux pas la prendre![[labelnote:Translation]]Her name is Katrina, and you can't take her![[/labelnote]] |
120 | -->-- ''Fanfic/MaFille'', "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/43332942/chapters/108996957 Aunt Laura]]" |
121 | |
122 | ->'''King of Swamp Castle:''' Listen, Alice...\ |
123 | '''Prince Herbert:''' Herbert.\ |
124 | '''King:''' Herbert... |
125 | -->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' |
126 | |
127 | ->'''Teacher:''' Morning, Camelia.\ |
128 | '''Kamala Khan:''' Morning, actually, I've been meaning to tell you for years, it's pronounced 'Ka-''ma''-la'.\ |
129 | '''Teacher:''' Oh. |
130 | -->-- ''Series/MsMarvel2022'', "[[Recap/MsMarvel2022S1E2Crushed Crushed]]" |
131 | |
132 | ->'''Rodney:''' Trigger -- why do you call me Dave? My name's not Dave, my name's Rodney.\ |
133 | '''Trigger:''' I thought it was Dave.\ |
134 | '''Rodney:''' No, it's Rodney.\ |
135 | '''Trigger:''' You sure?\ |
136 | '''Rodney:''' Yeah, I'm positive. I've looked it up on me birth certificate and passport and everything! It is definitely Rodney!\ |
137 | '''Trigger:''' Oh well, you live and learn... So what's Dave, a nickname, like?\ |
138 | '''Rodney:''' No! You're the only one who calls me Dave! Everybody else calls me Rodney, and the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name.\ |
139 | '''Trigger:''' Oh well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.\ |
140 | '''Rodney:''' Thank you.\ |
141 | '''Trigger:''' Here, Basil, you gonna get this meeting started? Me and Dave ain't got all night. |
142 | -->-- ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses'', "[[Recap/OnlyFoolsAndHorsesS3E01Homesick Homesick]]" |
143 | |
144 | ->'''Ozzy:''' Whoa! Never on a first date, Drips!\ |
145 | '''Drix:''' Drix.\ |
146 | '''Ozzy:''' That's what I said.\ |
147 | '''Drix:''' No, I believe you said "Drips" with a "P".\ |
148 | '''Ozzy:''' Whatever. |
149 | -->--''Film/OsmosisJones'' |
150 | |
151 | ->''"Clearly. Makes me agitated every time he gets it wrong. None of his 'names' for me, remotely sound like Kamos."'' |
152 | -->-- '''Kamos''', ''Roleplay/OurAvatarsAreInARoomTogether'' |
153 | |
154 | ->'''Mayor Goodway:''' Uncle Otis, meet Ryder.\ |
155 | '''Otis:''' Spider?! Where? |
156 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/PAWPatrol'', "Pups Save a Goldrush". |
157 | |
158 | ->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Before we go, kid, I want to ask you something. How come you're always calling me "sir" when I keep asking you not to, huh? Don't you realize how annoying that can be?\ |
159 | '''Marcie:''' No, ma'am! |
160 | -->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' |
161 | |
162 | ->'''Mayor:''' We will ''never'' forget the name Roy Stantz.\ |
163 | '''Ray Stantz:''' Uh, that's ''Ray''! Ray! |
164 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Look Homeward, Ray" |
165 | |
166 | ->''"I am the goddess Dodo?! First I get sun-bopped like a rag doll, and fluffed with an old feather duster, then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother... because I'm the goddess Dodo?! Well, my name is Didi! Didi Pickles! Not a goddess... a woman... who loves nothing more than being a wife and mother and ''wants her money back!!''"'' |
167 | -->-- '''Didi Pickles''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' |
168 | |
169 | ->''"That's Hooper, Big Bird! Hooper!"'' |
170 | -->-- '''Mr. Hooper''' whenever Big Bird misnames him, ''Series/SesameStreet'' |
171 | |
172 | ->'''Marge:''' Bart, ''no!''\ |
173 | '''Bart:''' ''(standing right beside her)'' What?!\ |
174 | '''Marge:''' Sorry, force of habit. Lisa, ''no!'' |
175 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E5LisaTheVegetarian Lisa The Vegetarian]]" |
176 | |
177 | ->''"Bart's teacher is named 'Krabappel'? I've been calling her 'Crandall'! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"'' |
178 | -->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E19GradeSchoolConfidential Grade School Confidential]]" |
179 | |
180 | ->''"It's Sed-ric, Sed-ric!"'' |
181 | -->-- '''Cedric the Sorcerer''' whenever Sofia calls him "Cee-dric", ''WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst'' |
182 | |
183 | ->'''Mailfish:''' Thank you, Mr... ''(reading)'' Tennisballs!\ |
184 | '''Squidward:''' That's ''Tentacles!''\ |
185 | [...]\ |
186 | '''Patrick:''' ''(reading)'' Hmm... "Property of Squidward...Tentpoles".\ |
187 | '''Squidward:''' That's ''[[GotMeDoingIt Tennisballs]]''--gah, ''Tentacles!''\ |
188 | [...]\ |
189 | '''Squidward:''' ''(reading again)'' The first place snail-racing cup presented to Squidward... [[RuleOfThree TORTELLINI]]?! Will I ''ever'' win? |
190 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "The Great Snail Race" |
191 | |
192 | ->'''Dr. Pulaski:''' Data, look at this.\ |
193 | '''Data:''' Data.\ |
194 | '''Dr. Pulaski:''' What?\ |
195 | '''Data:''' My name. It is pronounced "Day-tuh".\ |
196 | '''Dr. Pulaski:''' Oh?\ |
197 | '''Data:''' You called me "Dah-tuh".\ |
198 | '''Dr. Pulaski:''' What's the difference?\ |
199 | '''Data:''' One is my name. The other is not. |
200 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Child" |
201 | |
202 | ->'''Shouzou Yuuki:''' Allow me to introduce you to my daughters' fiancé. Kazuto, Versace. Versace, Kazuto.\ |
203 | '''Nobuyuki Sugou:''' Um sir, that's not my name. That was the brand of ''briefcase'' I put all the money in. |
204 | -->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'' |
205 | |
206 | ->'''Kara:''' I believe in you... Georgette.\ |
207 | '''Bertie:''' It's BERTIE! |
208 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TucaAndBertie'', "The Mole" |
209 | |
210 | ->'''Kingpin:''' Elektra, take care of this. I have guests.\ |
211 | '''Electro:''' Electro. "Tro". Boss, I told you, I wanna be called Electro. As in, to electrocute this idiot. |
212 | -->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' |
213 | |
214 | ->'''[[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep Vanitas]]:''' ...that's...not it either...I'm trying to remember... Vanitas. That's my name.\ |
215 | '''Chuck:''' ...did you say "Vantas"?\ |
216 | '''Vanitas:''' ...Van'''i'''tas!\ |
217 | '''Chuck:''' ...Van-tas?\ |
218 | '''Vanitas:''' Vanitas! With an "I"!\ |
219 | '''Chuck:''' ...Vaintas?\ |
220 | '''Vanitas:''' ...No! Vuh-Nee-Tus. That's how you pronounce my name.\ |
221 | '''Chuck:''' ...Bunnytoss?\ |
222 | '''Vanitas:''' Close enough. |
223 | -->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars'' |
224 | |
225 | ->''"Thanks, George," you say happily. You can tell from the look on his face that that's not his name.'' |
226 | -->-- ''Fanfic/WelcomeToSandHands'' |
227 | |
228 | ->'''Yami Yugi:''' Hello there. I'm here today with [[WebVideo/TheGameHeroes 8-bit Mickey]], and we're going to–\ |
229 | '''Nostalgia Critic:''' Actually, I'm WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.\ |
230 | '''Yami:''' Oh, my apologies. I always seem to struggle with people's names when I'm promoting Kami-Con.\ |
231 | '''Critic:''' Don't worry about it.\ |
232 | '''Yami:''' Okay then, let me try that again. I'm here with [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], and we're going to–\ |
233 | '''Critic:''' Again, wrong, it's the Nostalgia Critic.\ |
234 | '''Yami:''' How very foolish of me. WebVideo/{{Phelous}}.\ |
235 | '''Critic:''' Way off.\ |
236 | '''Yami:''' [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]].\ |
237 | '''Critic:''' [[LampshadeHanging You're doing this on purpose]].\ |
238 | '''Yami:''' WebVideo/BennettTheSage.\ |
239 | '''Critic:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne That's just insulting]]!\ |
240 | '''Yami:''' The Nostalgia...\ |
241 | '''Critic:''' Yes?\ |
242 | '''Yami:''' ...[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Chick]]!\ |
243 | '''Critic:''' GAH!\ |
244 | '''Yami:''' Wait, wait, I've got it. WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd.\ |
245 | '''Critic:''' Oh, [[LampshadeHanging it's funny because you're saying names that aren't mine]]!\ |
246 | '''Yami:''' Creator/VicMignogna.\ |
247 | '''Critic:''' Who is that? Who even is that?\ |
248 | '''Yami:''' Um, Creator/DougWalker.\ |
249 | '''Critic:''' Yeah, let's go with that. |
250 | -->-- [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami Yugi]] and WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, promoting Kami-Con |
251 | |
252 | ->''"Yūgō jya ne, Yūgo da!" (I'm not Fusion, I'm Yugo!)'' |
253 | -->-- '''Yugo''' ([[RunningGag repeatedly]]), ''Anime/YuGiOhArcV'' |
254 | |
255 | ->'''Dory''': "Not much fun for little Harpo." |
256 | ->'''Marlin''': "Nemo." |
257 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' |
258 | |
259 | ->'''Anna''': "Christopher!" |
260 | ->'''Kristoff''': "That's Kristoff!" |
261 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013'' |
262 | |
263 | ->''"I really meant to call you Beatrice; it just came out wrong."'' |
264 | -->-- '''Ramona Quimby''', ''Film/RamonaAndBeezus'' |
265 | |
266 | ->''"Oh, Jordan sorry, hmm? Then say, 'Muffin' right! That's Muffin with the 'mmm'!"'' |
267 | -->-- '''Muffin''', ''WesternAnimation/ThirdAndBird'', "Baby Jordan" |
268 | |
269 | ->'''Roquefort''': "His name is... O'Toole." |
270 | ->'''Scat Cat''': "I don't dig him. Strike one!" |
271 | ->'''Roquefort''': "O... O... O'Brien?" |
272 | ->'''Scat Cat''': "Strike two!" |
273 | ->'''Roquefort''': "You believe me, don't you?" |
274 | ->'''Scat Cat''': "Keep talking, Mousey." |
275 | ->'''Roquefort''': "How about O'... Grady?" |
276 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'' |
277 | |
278 | ->''"Margaret calls me Dan-Dan!"'' |
279 | -->-- '''Daniel''', ''WesternAnimation/DanielTigersNeighborhood'' |
280 | |
281 | ->''"Chari Bari Rembo Tikki Tikki Pip Pip has fallen in the well!"'' |
282 | -->-- '''Chang''', ''Literature/TikkiTikkiTembo'' |
283 | |
284 | ->'''Komonanoff''': "Who is this Major Nerys Kira?!" |
285 | ->'''Dr. Julian Bashir''': "That's Kira Nerys, actually." |
286 | -->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Our Man Bashir" |
287 | |
288 | ->'''Danny Aykker''': "Uhh, Ethan. No; Eddie. Wait, no." |
289 | ->'''[[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Egon Spengler]]''': "Egon." |
290 | -->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13082584/1/Here-Comes-the-Boogieman Here Comes the Boogieman]]'' |
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