Line #153 Quotes/AccidentalMisnaming


1	->'''Rapatar:''' I don't know why you always talking shit on me! I got strong stripes, good dots. Y'know, I don't see that on Steve! But still, you treat him like an angel, compared to how you treat me.\
2	'''Grandpa:''' [[ThrowItIn Who the fuck is Steve]]? His name is K'arl!\
3	'''Rapatar:''' Him too.
4	-->-- Creator/The1491s, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upimfeQXRNs The Avatars]]"
5
6	->'''Goldsmith:''' Good day, Inspector Pike.\
7	'''Inspector Trout:''' 'Trout", sir.\
8	'''Goldsmith:''' Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
9	-->-- ''Film/TheAbominableDrPhibes''
10
11	->'''Jade:''' Does "the IRIS" mean anything to you?\
12	'''HH:''' ''[groggily]'' Listen here, Miss Thyrus...\
13	'''Jade:''' ''[chuckles]'' It's Jade. ...And I haven't the foggiest how we're going to get out of here.\
14	'''HH:''' Perhaps I can be of some assistance there...\
15	'''Jade:''' So you ''are'' Double H!\
16	'''HH:''' Double H? Triple Z? Look, whatever pleases you; don't ask me. All I know is that in another ten minutes, I was a ''goner.'' IOweYouMyLife. Hence: You can count on me, Miss Thyrus!\
17	'''Jade:''' ''[giggling]'' ''Jade!'' My name is ''Jade!''\
18	'''HH:''' AT YOUR SERVICE, MISS JADE THYRUS!
19	-->-- ''VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil''
20
21	->''"Are you 'Tony Stank'?"''
22	-->-- '''[[Creator/StanLee [=FedEx=] Driver]]''' to '''Tony Stark''', ''Film/CaptainAmericaCivilWar''
23
24	->'''The principal:''' We're really sorry about this incident, Cassie...\
25	'''Carrie:''' IT'S ''CARRIE!'' ''[psychically knocks the ashtray off the table]''
26	-->-- ''Literature/{{Carrie}}''
27
28	->'''Sidney:''' Yes, that's fine with Mr. Muffin.\
29	'''Bertram:''' "Muffett".
30	-->-- ''Film/CarryOnLoving''
31
32	->''"It's not 'Pushover', it's 'Putzova'. Russian, you know."''
33	-->-- '''Mrs. Putzova''', ''Film/CarryOnMatron'' DeletedScene
34
35	->'''Cristiano Ronaldo:''' ''[to Gonzalo Higuaín]'' Now if you excuse me, Karim, ''[takes the phone from Matthijs de Ligt and starts retreating back into the bathroom]'', I guess I'll see what Lionel Messi wants to talk to me about. ''[closes the bathroom door, De Ligt turns to Higuaín]''\
36	'''Matthijs de Ligt:''' Karim?\
37	'''Gonzalo Higuaín:''' I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm Karim Benzema.
38	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{The Champions\|2018}}''
39
40	->'''Inosuke:''' Come on and fight me! I swear, I'm gonna find your weak point and bring you down!\
41	'''Tanjiro:''' I have a name, you know! It's Tanjiro Kamado!\
42	'''Inosuke:''' Alright, Gonpachiro Kamaboko, I'm gonna bring you down!
43	-->-- ''Manga/DemonSlayerKimetsuNoYaiba''
44
45	->'''Mickey:''' I bet you don't even remember my name!\
46	'''Ninth Doctor:''' Ricky.\
47	'''Mickey:''' It's Mickey!\
48	'''Ninth Doctor:''' No, it's Ricky.\
49	'''Mickey:''' I think I know my own name!\
50	'''Ninth Doctor:''' You ''think'' you know your own name? How stupid are you?
51	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon Aliens of London]]"
52
53	->'''Kaecilius:''' Mister...\
54	'''Strange:''' ''Doctor''.\
55	'''Kaecilius:''' Mister Doctor?\
56	'''Strange:''' It's... Strange.\
57	'''Kaecilius:''' Maybe. Who am I to judge?
58	-->-- ''Film/DoctorStrange2016''
59
60	->'''[[Anime/SmilePrecure Akaoni]]:''' Shh-shh-shh, it's gonna be okay. You've got that Maki girl exactly where you want her.\
61	'''Joker:''' Her name is [[Anime/FutariWaPrettyCureSplashStar Saki]], you fool, she's not a sushi roll.
62	-->-- ''Fanfic/DontCryForMeIveAlreadyWilted''
63
64	-> '''Krillin:''' Little Green, no!\
65	'''Gohan:''' Actually Krillin, his name was Dende.\
66	'''Krillin:''' Huh, that's funny. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He never spoke about it]].
67	-->-- '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''', after Freeza kills Dende
68
69	->'''Tommy:''' Wilby, I'm–\
70	'''Wilbur:''' Did you just call me Wilby?! Did you just fucking call me ''Wilby?!''\
71	'''Tommy:''' I DID NOT CALL YOU WILBY!\
72	'''Wilbur:''' ''(laughing)'' You just called me fucking Wilby...\
73	'''Tommy:''' HEY, DICKHEAD! OI, DICKHEAD, I DIDN'T CALL YOU WILBY!\
74	'''Wilbur:''' You're embarrassed because you called me Wilby! [[CutenessOverload Awwwwww, Tommyyyyy]]! You can call me Wilby, Tommy, no need to be embarrassed!\
75	'''Tommy:''' I don't want to call you Wilby.
76	-->-- ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''
77
78	->'''Timmy:''' Don't worry, Mom and Dad. Even if you ''did'' [[ForgottenBirthday forget my birthday]], it's OK.\
79	'''Dad:''' What?! Forgot your birthday?\
80	'''Mom:''' We'd never forget your birthday, Tommy!
81	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents''
82
83	->'''Gintoki:''' Well, in that case, let's compare which one tastes better: Uji Gintoki Bowl or your Dog Food Special. Right, old man?\
84	'''Assassin/Right, old man:''' Huh? What do you mean 'Right, old man'??\
85	'''Hijikata:''' Bring it on! Right, old man?\
86	'''Assassin/Right, old man:''' W-wait! This isn't right! What, am I going to have to eat these!?\
87	'''Gintoki:''' The most objective judgment comes from a complete stranger. That's how it goes, right, old man?\
88	'''Hijikata:''' We're counting on you. Right, old man?\
89	'''Assassin/Right, old man:''' What is 'Right, old man'!? You make it sound like my name– ''(is forcefed with Uji Gintoki Bowl and Hijikata Special[[note]]The aforementioned Dog Food Special[[/note]])''\
90	'''Gintoki:''' How's that, right, old man? Mine's better, right? ... Huh? Right, old man?\
91	'''Hijikata:''' [[SkywardScream RIGHT, OLD MAAAAANNN!!!!]]
92	-->-- ''Manga/{{Gintama}}''
93
94	->''"Thanks, Bossa Nova! Er, Bag O' Matzo. Copacabana?"\
95	"It's ''[[TheUnpronounceable BAKUNETSUMARU]]!''"
96	-->-- ''[[SuperDeformed SD]] Franchise/{{Gundam}}''
97
98	->''"It's her-MY-oh-nee!"''
99	-->-- '''Hermione Granger''', ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire''
100
101	->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Dairy Queen.\
102	'''Strong Sad:''' I told you, I don't wanna be called that anymore. [[NoodleIncident I made a mistake]]!\
103	'''Strong Bad:''' Oh, sorry, Dairy Queen.
104	-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''
105
106	->''"[[BerserkButton VEGER! It's VEGER, you idiot!]]"''
107	-->-- '''Count Veger''', ''VideoGame/Jak3Wastelander''
108
109	->'''Bubbles Blastoff:''' How are you, Mrs. Johnson?\
110	'''Jane Jetson:''' It's ''Jetson''!
111	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheJetsons'', "To Tell the Truth"
112
113	->'''Mr. D (Dionysus):''' Someone find professor hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip clop over here!\
114	'''Percy:''' It's ''Percy Jackson''.\
115	'''Mr. D:''' WHATEVER!
116	-->-- ''[[Theatre/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians The Lightning Thief: The Percy Jackson Musical]]''
117
118	->'''Laura:''' Karina needs to be with her family. I'm filing for custody.\
119	'''Joe:''' Son nom est Katrina, et tu ne peux pas la prendre![[labelnote:Translation]]Her name is Katrina, and you can't take her![[/labelnote]]
120	-->-- ''Fanfic/MaFille'', "[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/43332942/chapters/108996957 Aunt Laura]]"
121
122	->'''King of Swamp Castle:''' Listen, Alice...\
123	'''Prince Herbert:''' Herbert.\
124	'''King:''' Herbert...
125	-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
126
127	->'''Teacher:''' Morning, Camelia.\
128	'''Kamala Khan:''' Morning, actually, I've been meaning to tell you for years, it's pronounced 'Ka-''ma''-la'.\
129	'''Teacher:''' Oh.
130	-->-- ''Series/MsMarvel2022'', "[[Recap/MsMarvel2022S1E2Crushed Crushed]]"
131
132	->'''Rodney:''' Trigger -- why do you call me Dave? My name's not Dave, my name's Rodney.\
133	'''Trigger:''' I thought it was Dave.\
134	'''Rodney:''' No, it's Rodney.\
135	'''Trigger:''' You sure?\
136	'''Rodney:''' Yeah, I'm positive. I've looked it up on me birth certificate and passport and everything! It is definitely Rodney!\
137	'''Trigger:''' Oh well, you live and learn... So what's Dave, a nickname, like?\
138	'''Rodney:''' No! You're the only one who calls me Dave! Everybody else calls me Rodney, and the reason they call me Rodney is because Rodney is my name.\
139	'''Trigger:''' Oh well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney.\
140	'''Rodney:''' Thank you.\
141	'''Trigger:''' Here, Basil, you gonna get this meeting started? Me and Dave ain't got all night.
142	-->-- ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses'', "[[Recap/OnlyFoolsAndHorsesS3E01Homesick Homesick]]"
143
144	->'''Ozzy:''' Whoa! Never on a first date, Drips!\
145	'''Drix:''' Drix.\
146	'''Ozzy:''' That's what I said.\
147	'''Drix:''' No, I believe you said "Drips" with a "P".\
148	'''Ozzy:''' Whatever.
149	-->--''Film/OsmosisJones''
150
151	->''"Clearly. Makes me agitated every time he gets it wrong. None of his 'names' for me, remotely sound like Kamos."''
152	-->-- '''Kamos''', ''Roleplay/OurAvatarsAreInARoomTogether''
153
154	->'''Mayor Goodway:''' Uncle Otis, meet Ryder.\
155	'''Otis:''' Spider?! Where?
156	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/PAWPatrol'', "Pups Save a Goldrush".
157
158	->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Before we go, kid, I want to ask you something. How come you're always calling me "sir" when I keep asking you not to, huh? Don't you realize how annoying that can be?\
159	'''Marcie:''' No, ma'am!
160	-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}''
161
162	->'''Mayor:''' We will ''never'' forget the name Roy Stantz.\
163	'''Ray Stantz:''' Uh, that's ''Ray''! Ray!
164	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters'', "Look Homeward, Ray"
165
166	->''"I am the goddess Dodo?! First I get sun-bopped like a rag doll, and fluffed with an old feather duster, then I'm told to forget I'm a wife and mother... because I'm the goddess Dodo?! Well, my name is Didi! Didi Pickles! Not a goddess... a woman... who loves nothing more than being a wife and mother and ''wants her money back!!''"''
167	-->-- '''Didi Pickles''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''
168
169	->''"That's Hooper, Big Bird! Hooper!"''
170	-->-- '''Mr. Hooper''' whenever Big Bird misnames him, ''Series/SesameStreet''
171
172	->'''Marge:''' Bart, ''no!''\
173	'''Bart:''' ''(standing right beside her)'' What?!\
174	'''Marge:''' Sorry, force of habit. Lisa, ''no!''
175	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E5LisaTheVegetarian Lisa The Vegetarian]]"
176
177	->''"Bart's teacher is named 'Krabappel'? I've been calling her 'Crandall'! Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself!"''
178	-->-- '''Homer Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E19GradeSchoolConfidential Grade School Confidential]]"
179
180	->''"It's Sed-ric, Sed-ric!"''
181	-->-- '''Cedric the Sorcerer''' whenever Sofia calls him "Cee-dric", ''WesternAnimation/SofiaTheFirst''
182
183	->'''Mailfish:''' Thank you, Mr... ''(reading)'' Tennisballs!\
184	'''Squidward:''' That's ''Tentacles!''\
185	[...]\
186	'''Patrick:''' ''(reading)'' Hmm... "Property of Squidward...Tentpoles".\
187	'''Squidward:''' That's ''[[GotMeDoingIt Tennisballs]]''--gah, ''Tentacles!''\
188	[...]\
189	'''Squidward:''' ''(reading again)'' The first place snail-racing cup presented to Squidward... [[RuleOfThree TORTELLINI]]?! Will I ''ever'' win?
190	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "The Great Snail Race"
191
192	->'''Dr. Pulaski:''' Data, look at this.\
193	'''Data:''' Data.\
194	'''Dr. Pulaski:''' What?\
195	'''Data:''' My name. It is pronounced "Day-tuh".\
196	'''Dr. Pulaski:''' Oh?\
197	'''Data:''' You called me "Dah-tuh".\
198	'''Dr. Pulaski:''' What's the difference?\
199	'''Data:''' One is my name. The other is not.
200	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "The Child"
201
202	->'''Shouzou Yuuki:''' Allow me to introduce you to my daughters' fiancé. Kazuto, Versace. Versace, Kazuto.\
203	'''Nobuyuki Sugou:''' Um sir, that's not my name. That was the brand of ''briefcase'' I put all the money in.
204	-->-- ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged''
205
206	->'''Kara:''' I believe in you... Georgette.\
207	'''Bertie:''' It's BERTIE!
208	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TucaAndBertie'', "The Mole"
209
210	->'''Kingpin:''' Elektra, take care of this. I have guests.\
211	'''Electro:''' Electro. "Tro". Boss, I told you, I wanna be called Electro. As in, to electrocute this idiot.
212	-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan''
213
214	->'''[[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep Vanitas]]:''' ...that's...not it either...I'm trying to remember... Vanitas. That's my name.\
215	'''Chuck:''' ...did you say "Vantas"?\
216	'''Vanitas:''' ...Van'''i'''tas!\
217	'''Chuck:''' ...Van-tas?\
218	'''Vanitas:''' Vanitas! With an "I"!\
219	'''Chuck:''' ...Vaintas?\
220	'''Vanitas:''' ...No! Vuh-Nee-Tus. That's how you pronounce my name.\
221	'''Chuck:''' ...Bunnytoss?\
222	'''Vanitas:''' Close enough.
223	-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
224
225	->''"Thanks, George," you say happily. You can tell from the look on his face that that's not his name.''
226	-->-- ''Fanfic/WelcomeToSandHands''
227
228	->'''Yami Yugi:''' Hello there. I'm here today with [[WebVideo/TheGameHeroes 8-bit Mickey]], and we're going to–\
229	'''Nostalgia Critic:''' Actually, I'm WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.\
230	'''Yami:''' Oh, my apologies. I always seem to struggle with people's names when I'm promoting Kami-Con.\
231	'''Critic:''' Don't worry about it.\
232	'''Yami:''' Okay then, let me try that again. I'm here with [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], and we're going to–\
233	'''Critic:''' Again, wrong, it's the Nostalgia Critic.\
234	'''Yami:''' How very foolish of me. WebVideo/{{Phelous}}.\
235	'''Critic:''' Way off.\
236	'''Yami:''' [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]].\
237	'''Critic:''' [[LampshadeHanging You're doing this on purpose]].\
238	'''Yami:''' WebVideo/BennettTheSage.\
239	'''Critic:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne That's just insulting]]!\
240	'''Yami:''' The Nostalgia...\
241	'''Critic:''' Yes?\
242	'''Yami:''' ...[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Chick]]!\
243	'''Critic:''' GAH!\
244	'''Yami:''' Wait, wait, I've got it. WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd.\
245	'''Critic:''' Oh, [[LampshadeHanging it's funny because you're saying names that aren't mine]]!\
246	'''Yami:''' Creator/VicMignogna.\
247	'''Critic:''' Who is that? Who even is that?\
248	'''Yami:''' Um, Creator/DougWalker.\
249	'''Critic:''' Yeah, let's go with that.
250	-->-- [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yami Yugi]] and WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic, promoting Kami-Con
251
252	->''"Yūgō jya ne, Yūgo da!" (I'm not Fusion, I'm Yugo!)''
253	-->-- '''Yugo''' ([[RunningGag repeatedly]]), ''Anime/YuGiOhArcV''
254
255	->'''Dory''': "Not much fun for little Harpo."
256	->'''Marlin''': "Nemo."
257	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''
258
259	->'''Anna''': "Christopher!"
260	->'''Kristoff''': "That's Kristoff!"
261	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Frozen2013''
262
263	->''"I really meant to call you Beatrice; it just came out wrong."''
264	-->-- '''Ramona Quimby''', ''Film/RamonaAndBeezus''
265
266	->''"Oh, Jordan sorry, hmm? Then say, 'Muffin' right! That's Muffin with the 'mmm'!"''
267	-->-- '''Muffin''', ''WesternAnimation/ThirdAndBird'', "Baby Jordan"
268
269	->'''Roquefort''': "His name is... O'Toole."
270	->'''Scat Cat''': "I don't dig him. Strike one!"
271	->'''Roquefort''': "O... O... O'Brien?"
272	->'''Scat Cat''': "Strike two!"
273	->'''Roquefort''': "You believe me, don't you?"
274	->'''Scat Cat''': "Keep talking, Mousey."
275	->'''Roquefort''': "How about O'... Grady?"
276	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats''
277
278	->''"Margaret calls me Dan-Dan!"''
279	-->-- '''Daniel''', ''WesternAnimation/DanielTigersNeighborhood''
280
281	->''"Chari Bari Rembo Tikki Tikki Pip Pip has fallen in the well!"''
282	-->-- '''Chang''', ''Literature/TikkiTikkiTembo''
283
284	->'''Komonanoff''': "Who is this Major Nerys Kira?!"
285	->'''Dr. Julian Bashir''': "That's Kira Nerys, actually."
286	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Our Man Bashir"
287
288	->'''Danny Aykker''': "Uhh, Ethan. No; Eddie. Wait, no."
289	->'''[[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Egon Spengler]]''': "Egon."
290	-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13082584/1/Here-Comes-the-Boogieman Here Comes the Boogieman]]''

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