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1-> "Welcome, you are about to enter into a journey of the unimaginable, into a realm where blackness remains, and nightmares become reality for these unlucky victims, whom you are about to meet. But do begin your journey with caution, as you will witness excruciating visions so incredibly graphic that your brain will surely struggle to comprehend the ghastly information it will receive. If you are at all squeamish, or easily offended by actual scenes of human destruction, then return to your normal world now, as it is time to begin our journey into the netherworld, into grim rooms you would only be in if you were dead..."
2-->--'''Damon Fox''', ''Traces of Death''
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4-> ''The time has come for scary things \
5Like vampires, ghosts, and vampire wings \
6Like horrible movies, all drippy and drooly\
7And horrible hosts like me, Svengoolie!''
8-->--Jerry Bishop's '''Series/{{Svengoolie}}''', ''Screaming Yellow Theater''
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10->But be warned, if you enter, you may be subjected to my tales... [[MerchandiseDriven TALES DESIGNED TO SELL MY MERCHANDISE]]! (EvilLaugh) ... [[MoodWhiplash Sorry, I was thinking of something funny I heard earlier]].
11-->--'''Grunkle Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', ''Little Gift Shop of Horrors''
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13->''It is a lovely night \
14To go embrace your fears \
15Don't run, don't cry \
16To me, now \
17Ponies, I am tonight's host \
18For your trip to mania \
19Restless hours await my present guests \
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21You wonder: 'Who am I?' \
22A restless raconteur \
23Who just cannot remain silent \
24She of dramatic hearts \
25Burning Salamandra \
26Is ready to assail you all with dread!''

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