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Context Quotes / Colditz

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1	* DoubleMeaning: In S01E02 Carter and a priest have just been busted by the Gestapo.
2	-->'''Priest:''' I come from a farming family. The secret of agriculture is you never let the animals run the farm--
3	-->'''Gestapo Agent:''' I said "no talking"!
4	-->'''Priest:''' ... If you see pigs wandering in the wheat fields, you must intimidate them until they return to their sties.
5	* S01E03:
6	** Richard "Dick" Player has just washed up and is being hospitalized.
7	-->'''Army Doctor:''' [[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm a doctor, not a harbor master.]]
8	** After Dick has been brought to an old friend:
9	-->'''Paul Von Eissinger:''' ''(To the officer tasked to stand guard over Dick Player)'' Nonsense! People will think I'm under house arrest. [[AmbiguouslyGay Besides, your uniform clashes with the wallpaper!]]
10	** (later)
11	-->'''von Eissinger:''' ... And the British Empire protected by the most powerful army on earth!
12	-->'''Player:''' [[SarcasmMode Yours?]]
13	-->'''von Eissinger:''' I didn't mean the [[{{Buttmonkey}} Italians.]]
14	* S01E04:
15	-->'''Preston:''' [[BlatantLies I claim support of the Geneva Convention:]] upon arrival the senior officer is entitled to interview all the officers under his command to satisfy himself about their welfare.
16	* S10E12: Carter is collecting plimsolls as part of a scheme to draw out a murderer:
17	-->'''Dick Player:''' Have you become a foot fetishist?
18	* S01E14:
19	-->'''Pat Grant:''' Phil's got an inbuilt aversion for Nuremberg. I think he covered too many party rallies there before the war.
20	* S02E12: Colonel Preston's reply to Major Mohn's desperate plea for some sort of support should he be tried after the war.

Context Quotes / Colditz