Line #32 Quotes/FauxlosophicNarration


1	->''"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?"''
2	-->-- ''Film/TheBeastOfYuccaFlats''
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4	->''"Griffin. Ran all the way to hell with a penny and a broken cigarette."''
5	-->-- ''Film/RedZoneCuba''
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7	->''"The Earth is large..."''
8	-->-- '''Mohinder Suresh''', ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
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10	->''"[[Franchise/{{Fallout}} War... war never changes]]. Or does it? [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots The war has changed]] ... did it? The answer is no! Unless it is yes! No, of course it is! Is war! Yes! No! Yes?"''
11	-->-- ''VideoGame/DutyCalls''
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13	->''[[Creator/WilliamShatner Shatner]] reaches a zenith of warped genius when he postulates that when on the mountain, the climber wants to “[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Envelop it within his body; he wants to make love to it]].”... he goes back into whatever twilight zone he seems to have a part time residence in, ending things with a long winded, full of himself speech about... Hell, I’m a college graduate with a pretty damn respectable IQ, and even I don’t have the first damn clue what he’s blathering on about. I’m sure after you take a few hits off a joint it’s some pretty deep shit.''
14	-->--''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier's'' commentary
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16	->''Future events such as these will affect you...[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment in the future]].''
17	-->-- ''Film/Plan9FromOuterSpace''
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20	->''"Mohinder needs to do a thing where he doesn't treat me to rambling stoner quasi-philosophy voice-overs at the beginning of every episode because it makes me dislike him as a person."''
21	-->-- '''Creator/BrianClevinger''', on ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
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24	->''"Consider; can the universe be justifiably called infinite? Doubtful. It may not have a discernible end, but it had a beginning, and its component parts definitely have a limited cosmological shelf-life. Splitting hairs or not, if history tells us anything, it's that [[MeasuringTheMarigolds scientists often make very poor poets.]] We're all just a ship of fools chasing phantoms, heedless of what really underwrites natural law."''
25	-->-- '''Okabe Rintaro''', ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''
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27	->'''Jack:''' Is that clever?\
28	'''Algernon:''' It is perfectly phrased!
29	-->-- ''Theatre/TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest''
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31	->''"Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer... is no."''
32	-->-- '''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''', ''The Springfield Files''
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34	->''"People, all going somewhere. All with their own thoughts, their own ideas. All with their own personalities. One is wrong because he does right. One is right because he does wrong. Pull the string! Dance to that which one is created for!"''
35	-->-- '''The Scientist''', ''Film/GlenOrGlenda''
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37	->''"...For here, in the great infinite unknowable, man can come to know the most important thing of all: Himself. He can understand... ''(pauses and looks at the recorder)'' What the fuck am I doing?"''
38	-->-- '''Zimsky''', ''Film/TheCore''
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40	-> "Though, here's a thought. Wouldn't wherever we end up be our destination, even if there's no story there? Or, to put it another way, is the story of no destination still a story? Simply by the act of moving forward are we implying a journey such that a destination is inevitably conjured into being via the very manifestation of the nature of life itself? OK, Stanley, I need to follow this train of thought for a minute, just stick with me. Now we can both agree that the nature of existence is, in fact, a byproduct of one's subjective experience of that existence, right? OK, now if my experience of your existence rests inside of your subjective experience of this office, is this office, in fact, the skeleton of my own relative experiential mental subjective construct? Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. Hang on, that got a bit weird back there. Well, I'd like to apologize. Not sure where I was going with all that."
41	-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable''

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