1 | -> '''[[CowboyCop John]]''': Just once I'd like to have a normal work day... a little filing, some coffee and donuts. No guns, no bombs, no hassle! |
2 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DieHardVendetta'' |
3 | |
4 | |
5 | ->'''Guard''': Damn, you guys got here fast! There a doughnut shop on campus or something?\ |
6 | '''Jonathan''': I'm ''not a cop''. I need you to help me find the archives... |
7 | -->-- ''VideoGame/JonathanKaneTheProtector'' |
8 | |
9 | ->''"I'm gonna get us something from all four food groups: hamburgers, french fries, coffee and doughnuts."'' |
10 | -->-- '''Ridzik''', ''Film/RedHeat'' |
11 | |
12 | ->"According to this report you've eaten over 64,000 donuts in the first five episodes alone!" |
13 | -->-- ''Series/{{Bargearse}}'', "Where's My Bloody Donuts?" |
14 | |
15 | ->"Creep into the donut stop. Sneak in, tiptoe past the cop!" |
16 | -->-- '''"[[Music/{{Voltaire}} BRAINS!]]"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' |
17 | |
18 | ->'''[[ActionGirl Shaw]]:''' If we get into trouble, just lay suppressive fire across that arc.\ |
19 | '''Fusco:''' You know I'm a cop, right?\ |
20 | '''Shaw:''' If we were eating doughnuts and shooting cardboard cutouts, you'd be in charge. |
21 | -->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "return 0" |
22 | |
23 | ->'''Chief:''' All in favor of more doughnuts in the break room, say "aye". |
24 | ->''Officers give a resounding chorus of "aye".'' |
25 | ->'''Janitor:''' Nay. |
26 | ->'''Chief:''' Shut up, Janitor! You don't count! |
27 | -->-- ''[[VideoGame/HenryStickminSeries Escaping the Prison]]'', Henry overhears a police meeting |
28 | |
29 | ->''"What do you think we do all day? You think we just sit around eating donuts with our thumbs planted firmly up our asses?"'' |
30 | -->--'''George Stacy''', ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan'' |
31 | |
32 | ->'''Sonic:''' You're the only one I could think of, Donut Lord.\ |
33 | '''Tom:''' What's with that "Donut Lord"?\ |
34 | '''Sonic:''' Because you talk to donuts, and eat them if they get out of line.\ |
35 | '''Tom:''' Again, fair point. |
36 | -->--''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'' |
37 | |
38 | ->''"So many cops, you'd think they givin' away donuts."'' |
39 | -->--'''Albrecht''', ''Film/TheCrow1994'' |
40 | |
41 | ->'''Roger''': Cops already? What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme? |
42 | ->'''Stan''': You're thinking about donuts now? |
43 | ->'''Roger''': No, I'm just saying the cops got here fast. |
44 | ->'''Stan''': What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme? |
45 | ->'''Roger''': [[DontExplainTheJoke Because cops love donuts!]] |
46 | ->'''Stan''': You're not making any sense! |
47 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' |
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