Line #22 Quotes/TrashTalk


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2	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
3	->'''Kondou:''' I never imagined that the enemy captain is an old man. But we won't go easy on you. Let's settle this!\
4	'''Binbokusai:''' What are you blabbering about? You don't stand a chance against me. I guarantee it.\
5	'''Gintoki:''' Right back at you, old man. Don't you see? You're already trapped like a rat.\
6	'''Tojou:''' No need to rush. We'll slaughter you later. But first thing first...\
7	'''Everyone:''' Someone, please bring us toilet paper!
8	-->-- ''Manga/{{Gintama}}''
9
10	->''"You have misused your power. I am here to return you to the cosmos."''
11	-->-- '''Trelaina''' speaking to Prince Zordar, ''[[Anime/SpaceBattleshipYamato Star Blazers]]''
12
13	->''"Are you guys talking to me? I mean you see me? I can talk trash to people and even touch them. To be alive is a wonderful thing!"''
14	-->-- '''Yusuke Urameshi''', ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''
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16
17	[[folder:Comic Books]]
18	->''"'''Hulk is strongest one there is!'''"''
19	-->-- '''The Hulk''', ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk''
20	%% No word on ''where'' these quotes come from. Please, elaborate if you can.
21	->''"I cannot fault you for trying to stop me, Superman! It is what I would do were the situation reversed! But you cannot stop me! I am more powerful... faster... and far more experienced!"''
22	-->-- '''[[Characters/SupermanSupportingCast Vartox]]''', ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''
23
24	->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' Captain Marvel! This time I won't give you the chance to harm innocent bystanders! This time you're fighting me alone-- and I'm going to smash you like the insect you are!\
25	'''[[ComicBook/{{Shazam}} Captain Marvel]]:''' Superman! You wanted a fight, mister-- and now you've got it! But if there's any smashing to be done, I'm the guy who'll do it-- starting right now!
26	-->-- ''ComicBook/SupermanVsShazam''
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28
29	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
30	->''I'm terribly strong, you know.''
31	-->-- '''Bananaman''', ''ComicStrip/{{Bananaman}}''
32	[[/folder]]
33
34	[[folder:Fan Works]]
35	->'''[[EvilTwin Satan Girl]]:''' It'll blow us both to bits if we touch any substance there without force-shields or matter-conversion. I can just wait you out. You'll come back, or you'll be atomized. Either way, I win.\
36	'''Supergirl:''' Oh, will you? I thought for certain that you wanted to tear me apart with your own hands. Except it hasn't been that easy, has it? Maybe you're just not up to it, after all... since you're just a pretty pathetic copy of me.\
37	'''Satan Girl:''' YOU...
38	-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''
39
40	->'''ComicBook/MaryMarvel:''' "Two superwomen. Fine. I've hardly ever encountered girls I can duke it out with. What'll it be, honeys, two out of three falls?"\
41	'''Black Beauty:''' "Don't be so smartmouthed before the fight, honey. Save it till after... if you're alive!"\
42	'''Illyria''': "And after the first fall, weakling girl, there will be no need for another."
43	-->-- ''Fanfic/HereThereBeMonsters''
44
45	->'''[[{{Kayfabe}} Jasmine]]:''' I'm gonna knock you outta your panties, babe.\
46	'''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara]]:''' Glad somebody reminded you to wear yours.
47	-->-- ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn''
48
49	->'''Ramses:''' You guys had better hurry up. Ten minutes are left in class, and you still need to shower and change.\
50	'''Rosalind:''' We'll finish this in 2 minutes. Not a second over.\
51	(Later, after Claude is eliminated)\
52	'''Claude:''' It appears you didn't finish this in two minutes, Miss Waldo.
53	-->-- ''Fanfic/SoulEaterZeta''
54
55	->'''[[Franchise/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]]:''' "Come on, Gardner, if you think you can do it."\
56	'''John Stewart:''' "Back off, Hal. Mr. Moe Howard Haircut 'n' me started this fight. And we're gonna be the ones to finish it."\
57	'''Guy Gardner:''' "Wrong, boy. I'm gonna be the one to finish it."
58	-->-- ''Fanfic/WithThisRingGreenLantern''
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60
61	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
62	->'''Jesus Quintana:''' You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.\
63	'''The Dude:''' Yeah, well, you know that's just, like, your opinion, man.
64	-->-- ''Film/TheBigLebowski''
65
66	->'''Scarecrow:''' Come along Dorothy, we don't want any of those apples.\
67	'''Apple Tree:''' Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?\
68	'''Scarecrow:''' ''[tauntingly]'' Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
69	-->-- ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''
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71
72	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
73	->''"You bowl like your momma. Unless of course she bowls well, in which case you bowl nothing like her."''
74	-->-- '''Sheldon Cooper''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
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76
77	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
78	->''"Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an Elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded goblin, though in truth, I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side."''
79	-->-- '''[[HeroKiller Wulfrik the Wanderer]]''' to the Dwarf king Thurbad Stonebeard, ''TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasy''
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81
82	[[folder:Video Games]]
83	->''"You're a third-rate Duelist with a fourth-rate Deck!"''
84	-->-- '''Seto Kaiba,''' ''VideoGame/YuGiOhDuelLinks''
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86
87	[[folder:Webcomics]]
88	->''"You dare attack me?! I'll shred the spacetime in which you float! I'll unravel the matter and the naught and the very '''all''' of you!!!"''
89	-->-- '''Gosh the Butterfly of Iron''', ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob''
90
91	->''"Wow, it's almost like I'm a seasoned warrior and you two are glorified pickpockets! Imagine that!"''
92	-->-- '''Belkar Bitterleaf''' humiliating [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0613.html the elite of the Thieves' Guild]], ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
93
94	->'''[[StarterVillain Urchin]]:''' You've never been in a real bout, have you?\
95	'''[[TheHero Aster]]:''' You've never thrown a real punch, have you?
96	-->-- ''Webcomic/StarImpact'', [[https://www.starimpactcomic.com/comic/chapter-1-page-34 Chapter 1, Page 34]]
97	[[/folder]]
98
99	[[folder:Web Video]]
100	->'''Vegeta:''' Oh-ho-ho, this is precious! You expect to beat ''me'' with this automaton o' fun?\
101	'''19:''' Registering Insult. ''[beep beep beep]'' Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.\
102	'''Vegeta:''' (sarcastically) Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, ''scathing.''
103	-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
104
105	->''"More! You cannot stop the oncoming storm! So many lines! It's like [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll Studio 54]] there's so many lines going on! You see that? ''Bam!'' Right there! Pieces locked in ''perfectly!'' I am perfect and flawless like an [=AI!=] Look at that! Logically-placed! Thinking of the future! A solid strategy! [[MundaneMadeAwesome I'm talking shit with Tetris!]] You got ''nothing!'' Man, I'll play this in a park and I'll ''take your money!'' What's this? ''Uh!'' Drop a line! I don't even ''need'' to see where it goes! I ''know!'' I just ''know'' where it'll fall! BAM! Trash talking' chess! You got ''nothing!'' What, what? This is MY house! MY immaculately-constructed house! Blocks are going everywhere, lookithat, drop right down! I’m keepin' even lines, no holes! No holes, unlike ''YourMom!'' BURN! Lookithat drop, oh, oh, oh, oh, BAM! You gonna let me talk to you like that? Yeah you are, because you’re my BITCH! My ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' bitch!"''
106	-->-- '''pipes!''', [[LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts Freelance Astronaut]], during ''VideoGame/{{Tetris}}'' multiplayer
107
108	->'''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Melone]]:''' You can't defeat my stand, Babyface\
109	'''Bruno:''' More like ''Gay''byface\
110	'''Melone:''' You have defeated me.
111	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P-Q-ZABeZE LEAKED JOJO GOLDEN WIND MOVIE]]''
112	[[/folder]]
113
114	[[folder:Western Animation]]
115	->'''Huey:''' I was ''born'' ready!\
116	'''Violet:''' If you are as prepared as a helpless baby, then I will beat you easily! [[ApologeticAttacker Apologies]], [[CoolBigSis Lena]] told me that friendly smack talk is expected in competitions such as these.\
117	'''Lena:''' ''Call him a clown!''\
118	'''Violet:''' Clown!
119	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''
120
121	->'''Rex:''' Your costumes are atrocious.\
122	'''Rex III:''' Your so-called pig looks malnourished. What do you feed the little runt?\
123	'''Gerald:''' You walk like you've got an umbrella in your pants!\
124	'''Phil:''' You couldn't catch this pig if your life depended on it, you broken-down old fossil!
125	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'', "The Pig War"
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127
128	[[folder:Real Life -- Sports]]
129	->''"Hey, Viv, it's red, round, and weighs about six ounces."''
130	-->-- Cricketer '''Greg Thomas''' to Viv Richards on his miss-swings
131
132	->''"You know what it looks like, man, now go fetch it."''
133	-->-- Cricketer '''Viv Richards''' to '''Greg Thomas''' after hitting the next delivery out of the ground
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135
136	[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
137	->''"I haven't had a fight this easy since Grandma [[KindheartedCatLover rescued that feral kitten]]. Don't feel bad though, Fluffyluffykins was pretty tough for a four-week-old."\
138	"Hm, you guys would make good practice for my little sister. Actually... nah. Five-year-olds tend to get bored quickly when there's no challenge for 'em, you know?"\
139	"Hm?... Oh sorry, must've dozed off. Your fighting style will do that to a girl, y'know?"''
140	-->-- '''[[LittleMissBadass Player character]]''', ''Dead Metal''
141	[[/folder]]

Context Quotes / TrashTalk